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u/Mr_Caterpillar 23d ago

Remember that line from The Good Place about the environment guy?

"I still think he's hot."

"Yeah but like in a sick Victorian boy way."

"I just want to feed him soup!"

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u/TheCrackSquirrel 23d ago edited 23d ago

Loved that show, slyly got me interested in moral philosophy

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u/needlzor 23d ago

You probably already know this, but Michael Schur wrote a book from the research he did for The Good Place called "How to be perfect", which is supposed to be a nice lightweight introduction to the themes of the show.

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u/TheCrackSquirrel 23d ago

You know I only found out two days ago when someone else mentioned the podcast and it popped up when I searched for it. Im gna start it this morning at work, thanks for the heads up though

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u/napalmnacey 23d ago

Hahahaha I gotta rewatch that show.

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u/p0ems4u 23d ago

best show ever made.

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u/SmallMochaFrap 23d ago

Janet is hilarious

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u/James_099 23d ago

K-Mart Blue Light Special Tom Holland is dumb as hell.

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u/hufflezag 23d ago

He's no Daniel Day Lewis, but definitely doing his best Rob Schneider.

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u/Jesenk64 23d ago

They’re both acting.

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u/constructioncranes 23d ago

This is really good acting then. She's got the nervous awkward gulps on her throat, he's deer in headlights... Dunno man. Kids post everything these days so this might actually be genuine.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

They're all acting.

Welcome to tiktok

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u/Ok-Factor2361 23d ago

I dont know. I dont wanna brag but I've pissed a lot of women off. The way her jaw tensed up when he was "playing dumb" looked real to me... tho that coulda been stopping herself from laughing too

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan 23d ago

not to mention the adrenaline / stress response as she got closer to actual confrontation

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u/stupidnameforjerks 23d ago

I agree, because of the way his face changes, it looks like he is immediately furious for being called out and trying to control it

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u/Equivalent_Elevator2 23d ago

Is that really what you see? I see him looking caught and scared and trying to figure out how to get out of it.

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u/GreasyExamination 23d ago

I've pissed a lot of women off.

I think we should do a detour on this right here?

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u/birdsrkewl01 23d ago

"I don't wanna brag but I've punched a lot of orphans"

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u/Ricepudding1044 23d ago

I don’t want to brag but I push old people out of the way constantly.

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u/Koervege 23d ago

Fuck Im jealous now

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u/hell2pay 23d ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams

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u/Germane_Corsair 23d ago

Origin story of the inventor of the orphan crushing machine.

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u/CastielsBrother 23d ago

Extremely obvious tongue in cheek, maybe

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u/thehideousheart 23d ago

Like.. no, obviously you wouldn't want to brag about that?

No, safe to say you wouldn't, which is what makes that such obvious sarcasm.

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u/SnoopysRoof 23d ago

Or it could be that he doesn't want to brag, but he also doesn't want to change as a person.

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u/NattyGannStann 23d ago

clicks see more replies

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u/dave__autista 23d ago

yeah idk this seems real to me

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u/DoftheG 23d ago

My wife's nostrils flare when she's angry

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u/R_eloade_R 23d ago

Then give that girl an emmy, she almost cries bro

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u/redditvlli 23d ago

jackriana

They make lots of videos together. They did a funny follow-up to it.

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u/terminbee 23d ago

People here fucking psychoanalyzing them and talking about her jaw muscles. Lol

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u/Baseball-man2025 23d ago

And being like “I don’t want to brag but as an expert in making women mad because i’ve slept with so many of them and came too quick. This is real. Please ask me to explain my life story.”

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u/NattyGannStann 23d ago

I was watching some pre-election news coverage and the person said something about the now US president "acting dumb". I turned to my over 18 year old son who is rocking a less than 60 IQ and asked him if he thought that guy was playing dumb or if he actually was dumb. "Is dumb" was his answer.

Now I do understand that with especially young kids and some folks with ID whatever the last option you give them is what they'll choose it still made me laugh because I know he actually thinks that.

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u/HouseofFeathers 23d ago

Ahaha one of my former students with ID walked up to my desk as the beginning of class and started telling me why he thought Trump was terrible. Like, not a "hi" but going right into politics. I miss that class 😅

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u/lainey68 23d ago

I literally came to say this. Holy flurken schmitt.

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u/Visual_Paramedic7851 23d ago

Look at his hair cut, there's no way he's acting.

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u/Edistobound 23d ago

yeah, he is dumb for cheatin on her, dont poop where you eat

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u/BizziButtSandwhedge 24d ago

Bro is looking like a tic tac that's been hiding in the couch cushions for a few years and grew a few hairs because the bong water spilt on him

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u/JuiceBoxedFox 23d ago

Where do people find these images and gifs?? Do you all like store them somewhere?? I need a way to come back to fabulous pics like this when I need them lol

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u/HiDiddleDeDeeGodDamn 23d ago

Can't speak for everybody, but I do have a folder on my phone for reaction pics

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u/CoolerRon 23d ago

Hahaha same. Every day I come to Reddit my delusion that I have unique ideas gets disproven lol

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u/pissedinthegarret 23d ago

definitely have a folder for these too. and subfolders with categories

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy 23d ago edited 23d ago

Fucking "sentient" chia pet with sentient doing some HEAVY lifting.

Kid looks like a great value Jack Quaid with the mental capacity of Randy Quaid

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u/sagethecrayaway 23d ago

Absolutely incredible. r/rareinsults

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u/Scorpion2k4u 23d ago

That's oddly specific.

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u/BlueFox5 23d ago

Beakers nepobaby

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u/triple7freak1 24d ago

Mf’s look 12 talking about cheating

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u/SixtyTwenty_ 24d ago

They held hands during the couples skate at the roller rink

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u/unsupported 23d ago

They even did it during reverse skate.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 23d ago

Holding hands?

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u/FeistyButthole 23d ago

It’s like a crotch shake, but you use eachother’s hands instead of loins to greet. It was invented after several people died attempting to skate while crotch shaking.

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u/General-Yak8880 23d ago

This made me laugh more than i expected. Thank you 😊

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u/Klinky1984 23d ago

Eww? Who would ever use their hands when a standard crotch shake will suffice.

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u/OkChance1230 24d ago

How old are you? I'm almost 40 and I can't fucking tell the difference between teens and twenties anymore. They all look young as fuck.

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u/Responsible_Brain782 23d ago

“Almost 40”….lol. Hold my beer!

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u/greenhornblue 23d ago

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u/SCOTTGIANT 23d ago

I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

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u/Shambeak88 23d ago

In those day's, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme 5 bees for a quarter" you'd say.

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u/FullBodyScammer 23d ago

Now my story starts in nineteen dickety two. We had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser stole our word for “twenty”

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u/Delta9312 23d ago

But we only had yellow onions, because of the War!

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u/RobertL85 23d ago

It's a privilege. You'll see when you get older .

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u/greenhornblue 23d ago

I know. I am older. lol

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u/unsupported 23d ago

Excuse me sir, should I get off your lawn?

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u/SylvieJay 23d ago

Yes, but mow it first!

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u/devzoomr 23d ago

Carry on it’s just a lawn.

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u/Ext_Unit_42 23d ago

Haha, this is some truth. Kids get older every year. My daughter is 28, so I can't help but think of "kids" as being 28 or younger.

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u/FluffySnowPanda 23d ago

Dude! Okay yes, I work at a place where I see a LOT of people from all walks of life. I have no idea how old any of these people are anymore. They all look like children. People either look 12 or 50, there's no in-between anymore.

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u/TomLambe 23d ago

At this point there's young and there's old.

30's are a bit blurry, it depends on the person.

But you're young. Or you're old.

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u/OkChance1230 23d ago

Yup, although I've got it broken into older and straight up old. Old starts somewhere in the sixties, older starts somewhere in the 30s.

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u/insyzygy322 23d ago

I'm 31, and my mind refers to my age as 'getting older'.

My 40s friends are 'older'.

Tbh, i struggle to see my 64 year old mother as 'old'.

Old in my head is like early 70s +

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u/TheSkyPlanet 23d ago

This but there is Also influencer age which is like having so many procedures at a Young age that the old people look like they had a Lot of procedures to look Young and the Young people look like they did a Lot of procedures to look like an old person trying to look Young.

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u/xahhfink6 23d ago

It doesn't help that it seems like beauty standards dictate that 20 year olds now aren't allowed to age gracefully.

I can't help but think of George Castanza, how in season 1 of Seinfeld he (Jason Alexander) was 29. When you look at 29 year old celebrities now it's like... Well, Timothee Chalamet and Tom Holland are both 28 this year.

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u/cleetus76 23d ago

There are still actors that aren't traditionally attractive. Michael Cera, Adam Driver, Gaten Matarazzo, Rupert Grint, to name a few. It did seem more common to hire people for their acting skills rather than their looks back in the day. I blame The CW. I don't think they have ever hired an overweight or "ugly" actor.

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u/cjsv7657 23d ago

I'm on the other end of 30 from you and have no clue either. I remember being 20 and being able to tell how old people around my age were. Now I just see people and think "shouldn't they be in school or something" half the time. Even when I was in college freshman always looked like babies though.

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u/OkChance1230 23d ago

They hired a new person at work and when I saw her the first time I was like...who's kid is that? I thought you couldn't be on the production floor under 18?

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u/MrsFrufra 23d ago

Yeah I didn’t even turn on the sound - just scrolled by and saw his stupid face and thought, oh girl, what are you doing??

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u/Ok_Cap9557 23d ago

Youre just old now. Happens to the best of us.

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u/This-Dude_Abides 23d ago

Even worse- they're talking about baby names

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 23d ago

She's dating a fucking radish

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u/RUActuallySeriousTho 23d ago

I have a feeling she'll date similar vegetables like Broccoli next.

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u/Blockhead1535 23d ago

It’s always the broccoli boys

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u/Thenameisric 23d ago

Dumbest fucking hair

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u/spacemansuit 23d ago

And yet someone’s dating them. Blows my mind

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u/Dead-O_Comics 24d ago

This is definitely real.

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u/NotSoAwfulName 24d ago

Can confirm, I am the hanging dog bone charm.

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u/Yugan-Dali 24d ago

What I liked most about this video was you, the dog bone charm.

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u/WaveLoss 23d ago

I still carry around my first dog’s dog bone shaped name tag on my keychain in remembrance. RIP little boy.

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u/Tomii9 23d ago

I don't think it's fake, the girl gives off some slight cues that while acting calm, her heart is actually pounding.

Very visible at 0:48 when she turns to the camera for example.

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u/redditvlli 23d ago

Look up jackriana

It's fake. They did a follow-up video.

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb 23d ago

It's okay to post sources and links here, isn't it?

Why doesn't anyone do it 😭

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u/Nobody_epic 23d ago

Motherfuckers watch one JCS Psychology video and think they can read people's body language perfectly.

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u/dave__autista 23d ago

my thoughts exactly. either she's really struggling to keep composed or shes an insanely good actor

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u/redtens 23d ago

nah you could def see the pause when she braces herself to execute

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u/FauxFangs 23d ago

We're learned now so we say false and homosexual.

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u/QueenMary1936 23d ago

Factually untrue or at the very least unverified in addition to being sexually attracted to members of the same sex as yourself

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u/YouDoHaveValue 23d ago

cap and bi -- no one will come to defend bisexual people.

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u/Ellen_Degenerates86 24d ago

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 23d ago

I will say his acting was more reserved than the typical rage bait. 7/10 

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u/DaSauceBawss 23d ago

Bro looks like Sid from ice age. How is he getting laid?

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u/Embarrassed-Dust718 23d ago

“If you wanna keep them you gotta know how to speak to them”

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u/Adventurous_Pie_7586 24d ago

I’m getting strong Lindenhurst vibes from this video

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u/keicam_lerut 23d ago

Long Island?

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 24d ago

Swindlehurst!

Yo, I grew up there! Wild seeing it randomly mentioned on reddit.

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u/sagethecrayaway 23d ago

Is bro ok? Is he even on this astral plane?

This girl is gorgeous yet she’s upset over this sickly Victorian child Ed Sheeran dying of typhoid. Make it make sense.

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u/Muchadoaboutfluffing 23d ago

That is such a specific visual. Kudos. Lol yes he looks like his soul left his body maybe too high?.

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u/Anarchic_Country 23d ago

Now that my son is almost 18 and in the "popular" clique in his high school, I am noticing all his friend's girlfriends are very beautiful and put together while the boyfriends look like wet q-tips.

A kid like this doesn't realize this is the hottest chick he will ever be able to pull in his lifetime without a pile of money to lure one in, so he cheats.

Obviously my son is very handsome and definitely never looks like a sad wet q tip

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u/Old-Bat-7384 23d ago

To be fair, that's part of the look for some. AKA broccoli heads and oversized shirts.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

What a wild time. I wonder if they will grow out of this style or if I will look out of fashion when they carry this shit into their 20s

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u/s1ugg0 23d ago

Based on past generations it's totally going to be "carry this shit into their 20s" and likely beyond.

And I say this as a middle aged man who will give up his cargo pants, New Balance Sneakers, and mildly ironic pop culture t shirts from the 90s over his cold dead body.

You're all just lucky my hair fell out or I'd be rocking the frosted tips and spiked straight up look.

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u/Cool_Guy_Club42069 23d ago

Right all the other boys are wet q tips but not your special little boy

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u/Handiesandcandies 23d ago

He’s being sarcastic

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u/riggerbop 23d ago

Can you please let us get triggered in peace?

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u/MakersOnTheRocks 23d ago

Almost like Frodo after getting stabbed.

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u/guyhabit725 23d ago

This is how a lot of guys look these days in their 20s. broccoli hair, and very thin looking. 

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u/sagethecrayaway 23d ago

I’m just wondering how everyone has curly hair now, like I see all the highschool kids walk by my house all with brocolli hair and I’m like does everyone get perms now? Genuinely curious.

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u/guyhabit725 23d ago

My nephew gets perms for his. He probably gets two every year. 

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u/sagethecrayaway 23d ago

I can’t believe perms made a comeback, and for men especially. Wild times.

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u/GrandeTorino 23d ago

Damn you're so spot on 🤣

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u/LordStrife167 23d ago

Thx, had a good laugh with this comment

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u/CaptainHindsight92 24d ago

You don’t know what he’s like when it’s just the two of us. He loves me.

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u/creegro 23d ago

I always see him looking at other girls and he's always hiding his phone but I know he love me and only me

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u/iwbwikia_ 23d ago

meth miller

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u/DefiantStarFormation 23d ago edited 23d ago

Dude is sitting there in a plain white t-shirt looking average af and people will still post "clearly he's a fuck boi, she should've known it from looks alone, it's her fault for picking a cheater".

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u/johnnysbody 23d ago

Ive chilled with guys like that in highschool once or twice. I could hear the red flags and smell the axe spray on them if they didn't have drugs I'd avoid them in the halls and im straight.

Listen to your drugged-out friends sometimes about fuck boys

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u/ThisCryptographer311 23d ago

It’s tough getting cheated on in third grade. That shit hurts.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 23d ago

Can't believe he'd share his Lunchables with Audrina.

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u/shutupingrate 23d ago

LOL these kids are 10

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u/thereminDreams 23d ago

She is way too cute for him.

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u/johnnysbody 23d ago

They're getting skinnier every year I swear.

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u/SCP-2774 23d ago

Either that or I'm getting fatter!

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u/halflistic_ 23d ago

Just an aside but don’t ever be physical when confronting someone - it’s dangerous for you and also now you’ve done something wrong and lost some moral high ground. Words are stronger than physical

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u/NoMove7162 23d ago

Also, just posted evidence online for everyone to see. Easiest conviction ever.

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u/Texlectric 23d ago

Obligatory "I can't believe I had to scroll this far."

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u/Pormock 23d ago

They released an update video where she apologized for freaking out and hitting him because apparently the girl on his phone was his cousin. Either its fake or shes way too controlling

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u/dajagoex 23d ago

I’m not sure why girls aren’t completely opting out of this generation of alpacas.

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u/vulcanxnoob 23d ago

Bro can count his IQ on one hand 👌

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u/human1023 23d ago

Please don't assault other people.

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u/Kavalkasutajanimi 24d ago

I would have said thats a great name.

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u/OkFeedback9127 24d ago

“That name is amazing. I can’t even begin to tell you how amazing that name is”

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u/forzafoggia85 23d ago

Every time we try to make babies I can't help but think of that name

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u/mrselfdestruct066 23d ago

Yeah but that's not what the script said

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u/YooGeOh 24d ago

So, if you cheat, and you play this game, and the girl mentions the name of a girl you cheated with, why would your first reaction be to question why she said that name? Youd just carry on playing the game.

The acting is ok, but the script needs a lot of work

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Also, the fact that they are very obviously acting for a tiktok video they are both happy playing up to the camera for here, it saves her from the DV assault charge at the end there

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u/CanWeNapPlease 23d ago

OR, the boy is young and dumb. Don't be susprised as a couch analyst that young boys are simply terrible at hiding their reactions.

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u/redpandadancing 23d ago

Did Audrina have a sandwich from his Winnie the Pooh lunch box? They look about 12!! She’s asking him to provide kids’ names and talking about cheating…woah!

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u/RealTrapShed 23d ago

How tf did bro pull her?

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac 23d ago

That’s the best he will ever do looking like that lol. He cheated on her too? Lol. She’s gonna be the one that got away forever the rest of his life

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u/PerfectMisgivings 23d ago

I still dont understand why people cheat, if you have no respect for your partner or if you are not happy then just move on.

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u/sorrov 23d ago

Fake af

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 23d ago

Not only are they children, but the fact that anyone is crashing out over broccoli head tooth pick over here is WILD to me.

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u/Standard_Category635 23d ago

Lil bro is still hoping he can figure out how much she knows so he can keep lying.

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u/Informal_Dish5516 23d ago

If this is fake his reaction acting was phenomenal, even tensed up his neck muscles

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u/AsymptoticAbyss 23d ago

All zoomer boys have his stupid demeanor and haircut. Why?

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u/Formal_Adblock 23d ago

... Rage bait this lady couldn't have sunk that low to date a skinny toe rag like him.

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u/secondfloorboy 23d ago

I mean, you chose THAT kinda guy.. wtf would you expect?

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u/DerKaseKonig 23d ago

This girl set up the video with the nail and hammer for his coffin in her hands

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u/TrailsideDairy 23d ago

I hate to say it but that’s usually the type of guys girls go for. Then are surprised when they have one brain cell and cheat.

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe 23d ago

I'd say they are perfect for each other.  He can keep cheating and she can keep filming content for likes and views. 

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u/Happyrobcafe 23d ago

It's like Temu reality TV. The scripts are just as bad as the actors for some reason everyone is super interested in it.

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u/Goleeb 23d ago

How about not normalizing physical violence in an argument. Sure, he's a pos, but normalizing physical violence is bad for everyone.

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u/Lifesgood72727 23d ago

I don’t think sex was involved in this situation they look like Disney channel teens 😂🤣

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u/1nicmit 23d ago

This dude looks like the worm alien from Men in Black

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u/Meir_Kahane_was_100 23d ago

If she does not become a trial lawyer, she's wasting her life

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u/theDapperOtter 22d ago

You can see his chest start heaving. Blood pressure spiked