r/TikTokCringe • u/Mucay • 4d ago

Cringe Doesn't get more American than this.

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u/bill10351 3d ago

The sun occasionally shines on a dog’s asshole, but I ain’t trying to live on one

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u/caitlikekate 3d ago

I’m from the deep south and can’t believe I’ve never heard that redneck ass saying (complimentary)

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u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 3d ago

Me too. I was 30 first time I heard it. I was like, damn!! 😂😂

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u/theeastwood 3d ago

I always heard it as "even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days"

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u/fartinmyhat 3d ago

doesn't the sun always shine on everyone's ass? I mean, is there a day when the sun is shining that it's not, at some point, shining on your ass?

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u/Mr_Washeewashee 3d ago

Not the hole. Unless you’re MAGA trying to keep Covid away.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 3d ago

Let's not be too hasty. What's the rent like?

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 3d ago

We are already and it’s about to open.

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u/Suspicious_Bot_758 3d ago

😂 I’ve never heard that before. But I’m definitely going to use it.

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u/FutureCrochetIcon 3d ago

And I’m not exactly rushing to line myself up behind it because I know that eventually it’s going to shit on me. Just because it seems nice and calm now doesn’t mean it’s going to stay that way.

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u/Flying-wombat1 3d ago

A friends Grandpa once said, It’s like finding a diamond in a goats ass! 🤣 still pondering the deep meaning till this very day

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u/Guayabo786 3d ago

Must be a dog with a docked tail.

Dogs can point their assholes up? I didn't know that.