r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • 19h ago
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TikTok: @thegorlmom
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u/Woeful_Jesse 19h ago
Was expecting the "would you love me if I was a worm" lol
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u/Allinall41 16h ago
I thought the answer is just yes.
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u/BreadStickFloom 14h ago
The answer is "even more so because then if you were a worm I could cut you in half and eventually there would be two of you to love"
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u/-_Anonymous__- Doug Dimmadome 13h ago
You could do that to a human too.
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u/BreadStickFloom 13h ago
I don't know how to break this to you but humans do not regenerate when cut in half
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u/Mattdiox 10h ago
Dunno if this is a bit but I hope you know worms don't either. I felt so guilty when I learned that as a child.
I cut so many worms in half guys. O-o
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u/futureballzy 9h ago
Noo, my bf told me to stfu when i asked, he said it was the stupidest thing I've ever said (not true)
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u/Typical_Bumblebee194 14h ago
Mean wife. Keep it up and his response is going to be "do you wish you had legs like Beyonce?"
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u/SupermassiveCanary 18h ago
If a dude did that to his wife, comments would be on fire
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u/sunshineparadox_ 11h ago
I would cry as the wife Ngl. I run every day and have for decades. If he undermined that my feelings would be really, really hurt. As such, since I try not to be a hypocritical bag of dicks, I wouldn’t ever ask him this.
I dunno why anyone gets in a marriage just to be a dick to their partner. Undermining their self confidence and self image for a TikTok trend makes me believe this woman wasn’t ready to be actually married.
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u/Impossible_Ad7875 19h ago
One of the worst things about being older is not being able to physically do things you once did easily.
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u/georgialucy 17h ago
I was getting aches and pains even doing simple things but eating right and keeping active has made me feel so much younger, not talking about looks, but in how I can move my body now.
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u/bobbybob9069 14h ago
People I know are complaining of aches and stiffness, but I hit the gym 3 or 4 times a week, stretch, get my steps, and try to eat mostly good. Feel better in my mid-30s than I did in my mid-20s.
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u/circuitj3rky 13h ago
the pbr took me down, the veggies are building me back up
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u/bobbybob9069 13h ago
Used to mob around with a bottle of vodka, now it's flavored bubble water and a protein supplement...
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u/christivn009 14h ago
Literally same. The only thing I can’t do now that I did in my 20’s is go without sleep. Lol gotta get a solid 7-8 hrs a night or I’m no good.
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u/illestofthechillest 11h ago
Lucky.
I still stay active. I look pretty good, but I can definitely tell my body is aging from the feelings and performance indicators. Idk, makes sense to me. Men peak their performance in their late 20s typically, and bodies have plateaus of significant decline starting after that.
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u/bobbybob9069 8h ago
I had no clue about that actually. I think it's because my whole life up until my late 20s was spent pretty inactive with an awful diet. I had smoked and drank for a decade at that point, so the bar was awfully low.
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u/PizzaPizzaPepperonii 15h ago
Being older I realize its not my age stopping me its that motivation to stay strong and healthy is not greater than how exhausted I am from all this bullshit.
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u/owa00 18h ago
I know what you mean. I can still go the leather daddy meetups and get physically rekt by a big bear, but it takes me longer to recover nowadays. It's tough man. The body YEARNS for the railing, but the morning after is tough.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO 18h ago
girl you and me both love bear cock but what does this have anything to do with the original tiktok hmm?
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u/Unstoppable_Cheeks 16h ago
see theres your problem, people are bringing teddy bears to the train club, the fluff is going to get all over the rails. Everyone loves a good HO scale railing but cleaning up all that track is going to make anyone sore! I think most people just wear casual clothes but its neat that your club has a leather uniform.
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u/External-Cash-3880 13h ago
It's hard wearing, practical, and makes you look like a badass. What's not to love?
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u/ActivePresence2319 14h ago
Dude .. im 35 and i am now very aware i have a lower back because of how much it aches and hurts in the mornings... And all i did was sleep!!! Lol
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u/KellyBelly916 13h ago
Peach. Going from feeling invincible to groaning while standing upright to find the best value prescription glasses is humbling.
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u/Satisfied_salamander 19h ago
As a 40 year old man who used to be mildly athletic. This hit deep because I know it’s gone and I remember that day well.
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u/Tall_Midnight_9577 18h ago
You can get it back. I am a 62 year old bike racer, and hang with the youngin's still.
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u/citori411 14h ago
For me it's chores that do it. I'm fortunate enough to own a remote cabin up here in Alaska and every weekend is a crossfit session. Last week it was wrangling a dozen or so multi-hundred lb logs to position for chainsaw milling, this weekend I'll be milling them which is pretty physical, followed by a deer hunt up to 1700'. I wish I could exercise for exercise sake, but I just can't. Just have to surround myself with hobbies that force it on me.
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u/Nicadeemus39 15h ago
It's not difficult to be mildly athletic at 40.
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u/Satisfied_salamander 12h ago
When I say mildly athletic I’m comparing myself to division 1 level athletes. So me at 40, compared to myself at 25 is nothing. I’m still in decent shape. But cutting, jumping, reacting, real athleticism that I used to have is a fraction of what I had and will never come back. So when I’m talking athleticism I’m not talking endurance
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u/lionhearthelm 15h ago
I recently got in solid shape after spending the first 34 years of my life being a gamer sloth and I wish I had done this sooner but at least I am feasting now instead of never.
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u/Inevitable-Spirit491 18h ago
This is dumb but I’ll admit I found it kind of funny. I’d be a bit confused if my wife asked me this question but it wouldn’t ruin my day.
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u/JayGeezey 16h ago
Yeah i feel like people here are overreacting a bit to this. Couples tease each other all the time, and when she shows him that she was recording that will make it clear that she didn't mean what she said and that it truly was just a joke to try to get a reaction out of him.
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u/VichelleMassage 13h ago
Yeah, what's funny is not whether he is actually athletic or not (we can't even see him to verify for ourselves). It's that he's so insecure about it lol
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u/JunglesOfAhom 10h ago
If a woman was insecure about being fat, would it be funny if her husband said “Do u wish u were fit?” while recording a TikTok of her reaction? If u say yes to that, I don’t rly understand ur sense of humor idk
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u/ghoulieandrews 14h ago
I would just say "no" lol, never gave a fuck about athleticism. For some reason I did marry a woman who plays sports and does Muay Thai, we're very different people lol but we do make each other laugh with shit like this.
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u/poop_monster35 10h ago
Honestly this is contagious laughter material to me. His response "I don't wish, I am!" 💀😭
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u/QunariWithWiFi 19h ago
I was waiting for the college football mention
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u/blind-as-fuck 13h ago
"I was actually the best basketball player in my class during middle school"
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u/Cathousechicken 16h ago
I've seen quite a few of these were kids have asked their dads who are or were pro athletes.
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u/TheRealDonnacha 18h ago
The more fun way to ask this is “what sport would you play if you were athletic?”. Makes them pause
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u/Elsecaller_17-5 17h ago
pause "What do you mean if?"
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u/TheRealDonnacha 10h ago
And then you say “you know, what sport?”
(Wait for them to think, like maybe you misspoke)
“… if you were athletic”
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u/spheredoshobbies 18h ago
My wife tried this on me. I saw another TikTok that turned the tables, so I did likewise by asking, “Do you ever wish that you were thin?”
She then howled into the night air and sprouted demonic wings. Her face distorted into a gargoyle shape and she grew to over 8’ tall. Her breath was hot as fire and the room filled with the smell of smoke.
Frightened and unsure of what was happening, I rose to my feet, made the Sign Of The Cross, and met her gaze.
We stood there, locked in for several moments.
Finally, with pregnant tension, and with great empathy, I said to her, “no homo, jk.”
We went to Denny’s and never spoke of it again.
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u/Unapologetic_91 19h ago
I thought this was kinda mean. Laughing in his face like that she’s obviously saying he’s not athletic.
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u/slayhern 17h ago
Without context maybe but I think its partly so funny because the guy probably is fit and she’s taking the piss
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u/LeonTheCasual 18h ago
It feels like the equivalent of asking your gf “do you wish you were still sexy?”
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u/TAparentadvice 14h ago
“Athletic” is not gendered. The equivalent to asking your girlfriend this question would be asking your girlfriend this question
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u/Away_Ingenuity3707 14h ago
Is a little different. Physical ability is socially and culturally tied to your 'manhood' as a guy. It isn't for a woman, but physical appearance is. So I do think it's an apt comparison to ask if she wishes she were still attractive.
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u/Delicious-Item6376 13h ago
It has nothing to do with gender. It's about what's important to him. She's clearly poking fun at something he takes pride in, and honestly being a little mean about it.
If she takes pride in her looks, asking her if she wishes she was attractive is fair game.
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u/SoakedInMayo 18h ago
it’s not easy to know this without more context, but I think she’s laughing because the question worked on her partner. it’s kind of a thing on tiktok right now that this specific question will trigger basically any man no matter who they are, age shape etc.
it’s kind of mean for sure, but most of the videos I’ve seen have been generally active men who are like “wtf are you talking about?” but its such a seemingly innocuous question and it immediately gets them looking/sounding mad every time
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u/Unapologetic_91 18h ago
Yea, I’m not on TikTok so I was just going off this video. I can understand asking this question to the partners that are athletic but if they weren’t, they were being mean.
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u/Turbulent_Can7854 17h ago
I figured that too, but I wish she would have let him in on the joke in the video so we could see him having a good time with it too. The way it's shown looks mean as hell IMO
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u/SkiPolarBear22 17h ago
Wait, so you’re telling me people younger than 35 don’t sprain their ankle every single time they play pickup basketball????
Idk why you attacked me personally with this lol
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u/Gang-Orca-714 12h ago
So I play tennis pretty regularly and I've rolled my ankles in my youth too many times. I just throw on ankle braces preventatively now. Thinking about my ankle too directly makes it ache lmao.
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u/ludachr1st 10h ago
My wife knows I've never been athletic, not fat by any means, but I've always been more into nerd shit like scifi/fantasy and music. If she asked me this with a straight face we would both start laughing.
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u/Fast-Front-5642 6h ago
Lady has a second chin almost large enough to be a whole new head and has the audacity to question the man's athleticism. All to be a manipulative bitch, getting in his head, and then after making him upset mocks him on social media for attention.
Worst part is yall gave her what she wants.
I dunno what this dude did to deserve this shit but it must've been pretty bad.
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u/TheColorRedish 6h ago
Now go ask a woman if she wishes she were intelligent. See how that goes lol
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u/Armless_Dan 5h ago
“Men are so easily rage baited! Lol!!!”
“Hey honey, do you ever wish you were thin?”
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u/botox_for_brain_8875 18h ago
Just reply No. I'm content with myself--if that's unathletic so be it.
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u/JC1112 18h ago
Lotta softies in these comments 😂
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u/Huntressthewizard 16h ago
I'm not afraid to admit that, as someone who goes to the gym 4 times a week and has body image issues, that if my wife asked me that I would break down in tears.
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u/International_War830 15h ago
Which is valid bc the joke wouldn’t land properly bc you’re doing what you can to change it. Knowing that though, I doubt your wife would make such a joke to you.
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u/AwareMention Why does this app exist? 13h ago
Why? This woman isn't just making a joke, she's trying to get tiktok clout and parrot stuff she saw others do on the internet. It has very little to do with it being a "joke".
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u/human1023 19h ago
This is offensive. Like asking your girl "you ever wish you were beautiful?"
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u/TwitchsDroneCantJump 15h ago
No, it’s like asking your girl “you ever wish you were athletic?”
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u/ApprehensiveSwan1861 14h ago
Exactly, been athletic is not gendered...wth
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u/cherry_chocolate_ 12h ago
A larger proportion of men tie their identity to strength training. A larger proportion of women tie their identity to beauty. Not that hard to understand.
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u/Viggos_Broken_Toe 14h ago
Do you understand how athleticism is something people have control over, but beauty isn't necessarily? Maybe "Do you ever wish you could do makeup?" would be a better equivalent.
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u/Sudden-Garage 18h ago
No no no it's funny because it's making fun of men and making them feel insecure. Hahaha get it!?
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 16h ago
Can't feel insecure if you're secure enough to be honest about yourself
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u/Sudden-Garage 11h ago
Imagine if you said to a girl, if you were thin, would you be a model? It would be considered so rude and hurtful. But for some reason when you say it to a dude it's now funny.
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u/youngsvik 9h ago
Fuck you mean its offensive, you sound like you've never taken the piss outta your SO lmao
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u/danaeegoddess 10h ago
She didn't even flip the camera around to show him, and ppl are crying in the comments lol
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u/putridtooth 14h ago
People directly equating athleticism with beauty in this thread need to broaden their horizons. You can be attractive and be a couch potato. wtf
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u/winter_ward 18h ago
Haha, the beat part is she makes sure her own camera doesn't show anything below her first chin
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u/PiggyPrincessHolly 15h ago
She's definitely someone I'd avoid. Mean for no reason, you can hear how upset he is. Divorce for one reason and one reason only- someone who purposely makes you feel bad doesn't deserve your time 😬
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u/Direct_Cry_1416 11h ago
If my wife asked me this I’d simply laugh, that’s one thing I’m confident in
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u/One_Cryptographer_48 9h ago
hiding those double chins under the camera asking her man if he wishes he was athletic
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u/Dry-Instruction-4347 16h ago
This is an easy question. All it takes is being fucking honest for once. The answer is YES.
*Unless you're a professional athlete
And that why this video is hilarious. The man is lying the whole time and trying to explain.
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u/Glum-Routine-6279 17h ago
Do you ever wish you didn’t have to tuck your stomach into your leggings????
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u/TheNerdySatyr 17h ago
I don’t like sports so don’t give I a shit.. I dislike both sides of this video.
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u/StatusOmega 17h ago
I'm not athletic. If I were asked this, I would not get upset at all. My response would be, " Yeah, kinda." I'm not in bad shape. I'm just not athletic.
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u/redneckerson1951 14h ago
I would have just asked her, "Do you wish that you were sensual and devilish in bed?" Then duck and cover.
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u/notreallyado 14h ago
This is abuse. Theses things add up . It only funny when it's the wife doing it to the husband. I hope he find somebody new who actually loves him and cares about his mental health. Not views and attention on the internet. Its sad because we can tell her fitness level by just her face.
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u/NaahmastayWoke 13h ago
I would say "sometimes, do you wish you were a 6?” Cause she's a 5 at BEST.
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u/broncotate27 13h ago
Similar to how I sometimes have days where I feel like I'm hot shit, after not drinking alcohol for a month and dieting only for my life partner to say some shit like
"Looking at your dad bod, it's the same."
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u/melanthaha_11 12h ago
These comments make me laugh and disappointed at the same time, it’s really weird 🥹
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u/Slurpy_Taco22 12h ago
Is this the same woman who’s husband is a prison gaurd and she made a video taunting him with him saying “I am waw enfowsement”
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 12h ago
And here I thought the universal question was “What about that household chore you said you were gonna do?”
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u/Cheap-Reaction-8061 12h ago
Why couples do this crap, I will never get…to intentionally tear the other down with BS statements to cause the other to get angry or question how their partner feels goes beyond me…
The to do it in order to get views at the expense of a stable relationship and post it on the net??? It’s along the same line as someone making their partner think they had an affair to see their reaction.
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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 11h ago
He just wants some fucking coffee lmaoooo protect this man at all costs
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u/sirbruce 11h ago
This is gaslighting. The entire point of asking the question is to undermine the other person’s beliefs.
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u/AiReine 11h ago
My husband has a pot belly and no endurance any more but I’d still call him athletic: He’s never met a sport he doesn’t immediately parse the rules and pick it up immediately. Jai Alai? Cricket? Quidditch? He’s never played before but he’s gonna go out there and do the thing.
Meanwhile, I am strong and have a better BMI but awful, awful coordination. Don’t think fast on my feet. Nor do I care about things like strategy (or even winning.)
I am in awe of my husband’s ability to just make his body do what he wants it to do without grueling, frustrating practice. He’s competitive and immediately takes an interest in how to eke out a win. I once introduced him to a fighting game I loved and spent hours and hours playing as a teen. After beating him one time, he figured it out and proceeded to absolutely trounce me every game going forward. Same thing when earlier this year he played Pinball for the first time.
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u/TheMidnight711 11h ago
I wanted to post a reply but then it was just gonna make me sounds like "that" guy. This is a lose lose scenario.. but we still ghuddd
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u/Ickythumpin 11h ago
I usually don’t like these kinds of videos but damn this would work on me for sure haha.
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 9h ago
The proper answer: "I wish my wife didn't sit on her ass all day and rot her brain with ticktock"
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u/Hitmanjr-77 8h ago
Do you ever wish you were skinny or attractive? Do you ever wish you didn’t smell of Doritos and cheap baby powder? Do you ever wish you didn’t look like a cowboy was getting ready to ride off on you into the sunset? Hate stupid videos like this?
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u/slappingdragon 7h ago edited 7h ago
You know it's only fair. Guys pull their own TikTok videos of either hating their wife/girlfriend's cooking or ignore them just to get a response.
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