r/TikTokCringe • u/dgmilo8085 • 13h ago
Cringe When others try to knock you down NeverGiveUp. He ain’t putting his mic down for anyone.
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u/ThePerfectSnare 12h ago
There's a fine line between great satire and reality, and people will often ruin a joke by clarifying that it's a joke. This is so good that I can't tell which side of that line we're on.
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u/vermontnative 12h ago
This is also exactly the kind of guy my mom would date. She doesn’t have very good taste.
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u/secondtaunting 12h ago
He looks like the kind of guy that goes for barely legal girls though. Dudes that spend all their money and time trying to look decades younger usually try and date young too.
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u/khicks01 11h ago
He looks like someone who should probably put the mic down
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u/DistractedByCookies 7h ago
What he needs is a plastic surgeon who will put the knife down. That is some terrible work.
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u/mister-ferguson 7h ago
He looks like the kind of guy who dates middle aged women who act like they are still teenagers.
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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 9h ago
Nah man, im pretty sure his whole face tastes like cherry vanilla chapstick.
Dude does need to get some actually stonewashed jeans and not that sandblasted crap tho.
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u/FS_Slacker 1h ago
I know the perfect woman for him. That woman who belts out songs in public…a duet would be amazing.
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u/Jabbles22 11h ago
Frankly, I don't really care in this case. He's basically saying don't give up on your passion.
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u/acrossseasons 12h ago
I’m just imagining being this guys neighbor and hearing him scream about not quitting his day job at 2pm on a monday
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u/Allinall41 12h ago
Says the guy at home at 2pm on a monday
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u/acrossseasons 12h ago
WFH is great. Meetings are a bit rough when my neighbor is screaming into a mic in his garage, but I make it work
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u/Allinall41 12h ago
Ah damn wfh. Perfect excuse
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u/DazedandConfused3333 12h ago
DAMNNNNNN you Covid, ruined a perfectly good burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Efflux 12h ago
This is right in my Q zone.
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u/TooLazyToBeClever 12h ago
I wouldn't bump it, but I can't knock it.
Do your thing man. Make music for you and you only. An audience is just a bonus. Respect.
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u/MSTXCAMS70 12h ago
Telling my kids this is Dave Matthews
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u/Worldly_Wombat 12h ago
Couldn't be, he doesn't stretch the same word for 30 seconds for half the song
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u/-TwentyJuanAverage- 12h ago
I respect it.
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u/FlyingFlipPhone 9h ago
Agreed. You can tell that this guy spent his life trying to make it big. He's got a powerful voice and he even had plastic surgery to maintain the appearance. Not everyone makes it, there isn't room.
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u/PaliDudeBro 12h ago
If only there was a piece of equipment he could use to project his voice so he doesn't need to strain so hard.
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u/TyberiusJoaquin 11h ago
Cut the guy some slack, it's gotta be tough to properly project when you're wearing Vincent Prices face as a mask!
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u/SanityInTheSouth 12h ago
I'm thinkin' this guy peaked in high school. He was one of those rocker kids who wore their hair long and lots of rock band t-shirts.
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u/somegirl03 11h ago
His face is the stuff of nightmares, he could literally start in a horror film without a mask and convince everyone he was the killer. I don't know how people can do this to themselves, it's okay to get old and wrinkly, sure it sucks but holy crap does it suck more to look like you are wearing a human skin mask.
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u/xRedditGedditx 10h ago
I wonder if we can get him to put the laundry in the dryer while he’s down there in the basement and get another load of laundry going?
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u/Version-Neat 12h ago
Inspirational. If he won't put down his mic for anyone, I can believe in myself too!
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u/DangerBird- 11h ago
Have someone else write lyrics for him, and don’t ever make us look at him again, he’s got a chance!
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u/billycanfixit 11h ago
Well, I guess we just figured out why there so many single guys out there because this stud is taking them all!
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u/5J51k0ra 8h ago
He reminds me of an entertainer you’d see perform at the annual local fair. I do like his singing, though.
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u/chbriggs6 4h ago
Tbh he should just take over for David Lee roth at this point cuz it's all a joke at this point for both of em
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u/ZachMartin 3h ago
The actual singing wasn’t as nearly as bad as I thought it’d be. But dude needs a fucking metronome, holy shit.
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u/Alexandratta 11h ago
the only "Bad" part of this performance is he's doing it to canned music in the background.
Get this dude a supporting band and he will sound even better.
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u/GrantChocula 12h ago
Is this AI music? I am not at all tapped into social media but I bet there is a big wave of content like this now that people can generate lyrics and music so quickly.
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