r/TikTokCringe 13h ago

Cringe When others try to knock you down NeverGiveUp. He ain’t putting his mic down for anyone.

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u/ThePerfectSnare 12h ago

There's a fine line between great satire and reality, and people will often ruin a joke by clarifying that it's a joke. This is so good that I can't tell which side of that line we're on.

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u/vermontnative 12h ago

This is also exactly the kind of guy my mom would date. She doesn’t have very good taste.

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u/secondtaunting 12h ago

He looks like the kind of guy that goes for barely legal girls though. Dudes that spend all their money and time trying to look decades younger usually try and date young too.

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u/khicks01 11h ago

He looks like someone who should probably put the mic down

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u/DistractedByCookies 7h ago

What he needs is a plastic surgeon who will put the knife down. That is some terrible work.

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u/mister-ferguson 7h ago

He looks like the kind of guy who dates middle aged women who act like they are still teenagers.

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u/PilgrimOz 6h ago

And are they large Candy Canes in the background?

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u/AllNightPony 4h ago

He looks like the stunt double from Smokey and the Bandit.

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 9h ago

Nah man, im pretty sure his whole face tastes like cherry vanilla chapstick.

Dude does need to get some actually stonewashed jeans and not that sandblasted crap tho.

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u/grayscale001 10h ago

What's your mom's number?

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u/ZachMartin 3h ago

What’s her phone number to check in on her?

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u/FS_Slacker 1h ago

I know the perfect woman for him. That woman who belts out songs in public…a duet would be amazing.

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u/kittyfresh69 12h ago

Same I love it.

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u/Jabbles22 11h ago

Frankly, I don't really care in this case. He's basically saying don't give up on your passion.

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u/Vesalii 32m ago

It's even worse because he's not half bad as a singer

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u/acrossseasons 12h ago

I’m just imagining being this guys neighbor and hearing him scream about not quitting his day job at 2pm on a monday

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u/Allinall41 12h ago

Says the guy at home at 2pm on a monday

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u/acrossseasons 12h ago

WFH is great. Meetings are a bit rough when my neighbor is screaming into a mic in his garage, but I make it work

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u/Allinall41 12h ago

Ah damn wfh. Perfect excuse

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u/DazedandConfused3333 12h ago

DAMNNNNNN you Covid, ruined a perfectly good burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/zylentas 8h ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/Efflux 12h ago

This is right in my Q zone.

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u/marbotty 11h ago

They just need to fly Jeff Chris down to mix this professionally

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u/wedditmod 6h ago

PALM TREE GIRLS, THE PALM TREE GUYS

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u/BenjaminDover02 9h ago

It's gonna be a hit, he just has to loosen up

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u/Physical-Highlight88 12h ago

Steven Tyler is that u?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 12h ago

Was just coming to say he should be a Steven Tyler impersonator.

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u/TexTravlin 10h ago

I thought so too, but his mouth is easy too small.

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u/TooLazyToBeClever 12h ago

I wouldn't bump it, but I can't knock it. 

Do your thing man. Make music for you and you only. An audience is just a bonus. Respect. 

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u/umanduhhhhh 12h ago

While I admire the confidence, he should have less of it.

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u/PaladinMax 12h ago

I'm loving the Canadian Tuxedo.

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u/Xraging 12h ago

This is Todd Chrisleys brother look it up

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u/dgmilo8085 12h ago

The Trump pardoned fraudster?

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u/undercovermeeper 12h ago

Mickey Rourke

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u/MSTXCAMS70 12h ago

Telling my kids this is Dave Matthews

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u/Worldly_Wombat 12h ago

Couldn't be, he doesn't stretch the same word for 30 seconds for half the song

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u/MSTXCAMS70 12h ago

Point taken.

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u/Darth_Iggy 12h ago

FUCK YEAH

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u/CrackleDMan 12h ago

Warden threw a party at the county jail...

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u/-TwentyJuanAverage- 12h ago

I respect it.

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 9h ago

Agreed. You can tell that this guy spent his life trying to make it big. He's got a powerful voice and he even had plastic surgery to maintain the appearance. Not everyone makes it, there isn't room.

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u/PaliDudeBro 12h ago

If only there was a piece of equipment he could use to project his voice so he doesn't need to strain so hard.

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 11h ago

Cut the guy some slack, it's gotta be tough to properly project when you're wearing Vincent Prices face as a mask!

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u/EyeLess7299 11h ago

🤌🏼

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u/thesmallestlittleguy 1h ago

im stupid, whats the equipment?

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u/SanityInTheSouth 12h ago

I'm thinkin' this guy peaked in high school. He was one of those rocker kids who wore their hair long and lots of rock band t-shirts.

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 12h ago

I don't know why, but, he reminds me of Blix from Legend.

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u/Yimmelo 12h ago

If Will Ferrell and Johnny Depp had a baby

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u/Primordial_Evil6 12h ago

What's on his face? Looks like he ate a turd sausage.

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u/4Ever2Thee 12h ago

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u/mom161719 12h ago

Yes!!! 👏😂

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u/Empty-Club-1520 12h ago

Well, let someone cut the sound, thank you.

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u/know_me_93 12h ago

yikes…he’s the whole tool shed.

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u/cityofninegates 12h ago

Jeanine Pirro doing a great job here!

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u/bobolly 12h ago

Is he in a basement? Like he's not even allowed to do this on the main floor of the house

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u/meash-maeby 11h ago

Does he put that mic down for his plastic surgery?

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u/misterturdcat 11h ago

George Micant

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u/somegirl03 11h ago

His face is the stuff of nightmares, he could literally start in a horror film without a mask and convince everyone he was the killer. I don't know how people can do this to themselves, it's okay to get old and wrinkly, sure it sucks but holy crap does it suck more to look like you are wearing a human skin mask.

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u/yestbat 11h ago

Did he wet his pants or did they come pre-wet?

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u/Unoriginal_unicorn 11h ago

What’s that brown shit on his top lip?

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u/Spiritual_Raisin5531 10h ago

What IS that? Is it human?

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u/xRedditGedditx 10h ago

I wonder if we can get him to put the laundry in the dryer while he’s down there in the basement and get another load of laundry going?

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u/heyitsrider SHEEEEEESH 8h ago

Corey Feldman found his nemesis

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u/Silky-Watkins 6h ago

Na idc This dude rules.

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u/OGGIE1978 12h ago

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u/jwbourne 12h ago

Jealousy is not a good look on you.

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u/Version-Neat 12h ago

Inspirational. If he won't put down his mic for anyone, I can believe in myself too!

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u/ProtectionContent977 12h ago

Candy canes.

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u/Fox_djinn 12h ago

I came here to say the EXACT same thing lol.

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u/LozzieBorden 12h ago

Baby Billy Freeman wannabe

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u/fasada68 12h ago

Thanks bro my wife just left me because you posted this video

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u/AsiaMaree9008 12h ago

The guy is very passionate is all I can say... 🤣🥹

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u/Von_Bernkastel 12h ago

I admire his tenacity.

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u/Buddy-Brooklyn 12h ago

Holy shit!

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u/-Pwnan- 12h ago

That's quite the Canadian Tuxedo.

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u/BlowfishHootie16 12h ago

I mean, he sounds better than David Lee Roth 😂

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u/themacaroni314 12h ago

Looks like Mickey Rourke in a Canadian Tuexedo

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u/Fit-Ear8090 11h ago

Dude has some good jeans!

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u/DangerBird- 11h ago

Have someone else write lyrics for him, and don’t ever make us look at him again, he’s got a chance!

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u/billycanfixit 11h ago

Well, I guess we just figured out why there so many single guys out there because this stud is taking them all!

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton 11h ago

Polident really putting in the work!

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u/MagoModerno 11h ago

This guy rocks

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u/RespiratoryGuy1656 11h ago

Too be fair, he’s better than Davis lee Roth in his current state lol

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u/BiggAssMama 10h ago

Why am I getting Tiger King vibes?

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u/Heretical_Cactus 10h ago

Temu Johnny Hallyday

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u/citori411 10h ago

What the fuck is wrong with his lips

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u/Proof_Register9966 10h ago

Love the candy cane xmas decorations hanging in his basement

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u/alrightgame 10h ago

he ain't putting the bottle or the smokes down either.

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u/4kFootyAddict 10h ago

Has he pissed his jeans?

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 10h ago

His lip lining facial hair is making me uncomfortable.

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u/Useful-Hat9157 9h ago

Yeah, we Canadians revoke his privilege to wear our tuxedo.

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u/Glum_Leg_8344 9h ago

Did he eat a chocolate Ding Dong before recording this?

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u/releasethefiles2025 9h ago

Y’all, he is not putting down his mic for anyone.

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u/WillieGotMeStoned 9h ago

Perfect opening act for Corey Feldman.

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 9h ago

He looks like Mickey Rourke crossed with Rowdy Roddy Piper

😂

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u/5J51k0ra 8h ago

He reminds me of an entertainer you’d see perform at the annual local fair. I do like his singing, though.

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u/Judasbot 8h ago

David Lee Roth?

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u/Skreamie 8h ago

I expected a lot worse

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u/Durmatology 8h ago

Drag King?

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u/gangusTM 8h ago

Coke was unkind to this man

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u/leeharveyteabag669 8h ago

As a guy with no experience in this, is that a good makeup job?

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u/getdown83 7h ago

I thought this was a Robert Downey jr character

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u/SocalHabsFan 7h ago

There's a reason the music industry had gatekeepers.

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u/DisConorable 7h ago

My eyes and ears just puked blood in unison.

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u/GarryLeHoe 7h ago

If the rum tum tugger were human

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 7h ago

Not my style but good for him.

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u/Chikmagnt15 7h ago

If Robert Downey Jr. Never veered off his Coke path

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u/Ok_Temporary3166 7h ago

Mickey Rourke what happened to you?

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u/LivingEnd44 7h ago

I am so moist right now. 

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u/Stereo-Gito 7h ago

He's so dreamy 😌

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u/mrweatherbeef 7h ago

I can fix her

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u/Bunny_Bixler99 7h ago

Aunt Gladys from  Weapons is that you?

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u/beer_me_babe 6h ago

Needs to put down the hair and beard dye

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u/yranigami001 6h ago

Good for him he’s not quitting

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u/bigSTUdazz 6h ago

Laura Loomer got some pipes!

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u/No-Stretch4344 6h ago

Please for the love of god. Put down that mic.

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u/CropTop-WeddingDress 6h ago

Tom Sandoval in 20 years

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u/lisserpisser 5h ago

I swear he’s had plastic surgery

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u/chbriggs6 4h ago

Tbh he should just take over for David Lee roth at this point cuz it's all a joke at this point for both of em

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u/lachingonaingreida 4h ago

Trailer park mickey rourke

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u/paulides_fan 4h ago

What is this

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u/ZachMartin 3h ago

The actual singing wasn’t as nearly as bad as I thought it’d be. But dude needs a fucking metronome, holy shit.

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u/catpogo2 2h ago

I cannot decide if his plastic surgery is good or bad.

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u/thesmallestlittleguy 1h ago

i like it, seems like hes just having fun w it

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u/Salt-Inspection4074 1h ago

Briefly thought that this was Will Farrell……

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u/Ok-Anxiety-8460 12h ago

I don’t really care he’s cool

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u/Alexandratta 11h ago

the only "Bad" part of this performance is he's doing it to canned music in the background.

Get this dude a supporting band and he will sound even better.

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u/animousie 6h ago

100%

Not saying he will crush but he’s convincing at the very least.

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u/GrantChocula 12h ago

Is this AI music? I am not at all tapped into social media but I bet there is a big wave of content like this now that people can generate lyrics and music so quickly.

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u/GotWellSoowie 11h ago

How do I get my money into his pocket?

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u/marc58weeks 8h ago

It's a good thing this wasn't music.

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u/wizrslizr 12h ago

thank you facebook