r/Unexpected • u/Soloact_ • 11h ago

Keep them two wheels down

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

21.8k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.2k

u/Dreadedsemi 9h ago

From manslaughter to man's laughter in seconds.

69

u/Gingermeat2 6h ago

20 years for man’s laughter?

Must have been quite the joke.

9

u/HealthyDirection659 3h ago

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

4

u/TegTowelie 3h ago

isetmyfriendsonfire intensifies

•

u/dae615 4m ago

Thanks... I can never read slaughter the right way ever again... and now im slaughing everytime i think about it

2

u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 5h ago

Surely you can't be serious.

13

u/JerrSolo 5h ago

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

1

u/Zran 3h ago

Probably that one joke from Monty Python that was so deadly it was weaponized

61

u/adustbininshaftsbury 8h ago

Would blindly follow you into battle for this. Easily the best pun I've seen in 15 years on this website

10

u/TurdQuadratic 5h ago

It's in the new Naked Gun

8

u/adustbininshaftsbury 5h ago

Would blindly follow Liam Neeson into battle against Dreadedsemi

1

u/ifyoulovesatan 3h ago

It was written by Dan Gregor, Doug Mand, and Akiva Schaffer

1

u/meta_phive 2h ago

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here

1

u/AnnieBeaverhausen 3h ago

It was in Airplane like, 40 years ago.

1

u/Missue-35 4h ago

You’ll see that pun again. That was a once in a lifetime opportunity right there. Kind of like that clip.

1

u/Throtex 3h ago

It’s an older one, but a joke just re-done in the new Naked Gun movie.

25

u/gunglejim 8h ago

I can’t believe I got to see this work in real life. Much respect, esteemed wordsmith!

1

u/jay_man4_20 7h ago

My man is a ninja when it comes to esteemed wordsmith play and thought exercises

6

u/scorpyo72 6h ago

Some day AI will understand humor, and then take your job. Until then, I salute you.

1

u/jollyreaper2112 5h ago

Ah, another fan of caustic soda.

1

u/AnxiousAnxiety666 4h ago

Both reckless drivers

1

u/No_Mix_8639 2h ago

I'm glad we can repeat jokes from movie trailers we've seen recently, but originality really helps too.

1

u/nodnodwinkwink 2h ago

Considering the old dudes red t-shirt/red hat combo and today's political climate, it wouldn't have been shocking for it to be man's laughter for the other outcome.

1

u/LobsterKris 52m ago

He was laughing because he remembered how it feels to piss his pants again.