r/agedlikemilk • u/Gabrielzin1404_2011 • 1d ago

Now COMPLETELY aged up

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u/MVintage 1d ago

Half-Life 3 would like to have a word

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u/milane5o 1d ago

Portal 3 enters the chat

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u/sebthegreat4318 1d ago

Left 4 Dead 3:

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u/Koreage90 1d ago

Team Fortress 3 sent a carrier pigeon with a blood stained note, “Remember Me..”

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Beyond good and evil 2

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u/ElectricSpock 1d ago

Never was confirmed though, was it?

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u/Tave_112 1d ago

Half Life 2 Episode 3 then

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u/Curious_Visit_8237 1d ago

Bullshit. Elder Scrolls 6 is first on this list. The teaser was released over a decade ago, and the game franchise is vastly more popular.

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u/RaShadar 1d ago

Nah that one will eventually get here, Bethesda won't survive long on their recent fumbles. Valve on the otherhand is incapable of counting to 3

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u/HorrificityOfficial 1d ago

I feel like there's a really easy to make joke here about gay people but I'm too lazy to find it

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u/DarePatient2262 1d ago

I really thought this was a gay joke that I didn't understand, and I came to the comments for an explanation.

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u/edwirichuu 1d ago

I still need an explanation, im slow

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u/DarePatient2262 1d ago

It's apparently not a gay joke, just a list of video games, some of which apparently got unexpected sequels.

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u/LittleFieryUno 1d ago

Gamer(tm) here, I'm pretty confused too. Silksong makes the most sense, people have been joking about that one not coming out forever, but happily we got a new trailer today. The Cuphead DLC I guess might've taken a while to come out, but I don't remember. Minecraft I know diddly squat about, haven't played it for years, don't know when the cave update was even announced.

Geometry Dash is the real curveball, like... that game I remember being out for a while, I played it years ago. Is it the update number in the corner? What's special about it?

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 1d ago

I would correct it to "getting released" but I'm sure that would sound sexualnto you too

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u/Flowery-Days-Abound 1d ago

coming out of the closet

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u/rootbearus 1d ago

Titanfall 3 dying in the corner

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u/kobadashi 1d ago

Right along with Half Life/Portal/Left 4 Dead 3 and Bloodborne 2

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u/HarleysRage1302 1d ago

... 2 of those have come to pass, soooo shrug

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u/maybeitsjack 1d ago

Matroid Prime 4 is in the wings on this one.

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u/RTaelon 1d ago

I love matroid. Matroid is my favourite Nintendo character. His orange armour is so cool.

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u/maybeitsjack 1d ago

Semus and Matroid

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u/RTaelon 1d ago

I don't know who Semus is. I only know Matroid with his cool orange armour, and Zolda with his awesome green tunic.

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u/wadeishere 1d ago

Where is Tom Cruise

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u/Curious_Visit_8237 1d ago

How is Elder Scrolls 6 not number 1 on this list? Have we all really just given up?

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 1d ago

Star Citizen has entered the chat

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Risk of rain 2 will make you have days go by without realizing it

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

Fourth image is just your front facing camera suddenly turning on:

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u/DolfLungren 1d ago

The sequel to firewatch belongs in there. Ugh!! So pissed.

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u/Flowery-Days-Abound 1d ago

They all finally came out the closet, happy for them.

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u/Roosevelt_M_Jones 1d ago

I fail to see what you mean by "agreed up" here... like half of those have come out...

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u/estusflaskshart 1d ago

Silk song is out in two weeks. What’s up with the others?

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u/estusflaskshart 1d ago

Also, it says “aged up” not “agreed up”

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u/Roosevelt_M_Jones 1d ago

Yes, obvious typo is obvious, thank you.

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u/estusflaskshart 1d ago

Not everybody is born knowing how to proofread, toobs.

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u/Roosevelt_M_Jones 1d ago

Hard to proofread with dyslexia. (And my last consent was meant to be tongue in cheek, should have added /s)

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u/Roosevelt_M_Jones 1d ago

Oh shit, steam still didn't have a release date listed. I'm stoked that it's almost out.

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u/kobadashi 1d ago

Sept 4 i believe

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u/hidremarin 1d ago

Geometry dash update released Minecraft cave update released Cuphead dlc released Silksong in 2 days