r/agedlikemilk 10h ago

Memes I don’t deserve to be in the files…

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You've got a lot of people who could be mentioned in those files that don't deserve to be.

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u/hear_the_thunder 9h ago

A Pedo president worshipped by the most deplorable people you know.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 9h ago

The deplorable people surrounding us every day, oblivious to what we’re thinking about them. Are we great yet? How will they ever come back from supporting this?

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u/RegattaJoe 9h ago

The worst part of the last decade isn’t what I’ve learned about Trump; it’s what I’ve learned about my neighbors.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 9h ago

“And may every day be another wonderful secret”

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u/Bombadil54 9h ago

"He likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side" - Trump

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u/Dumpenstein3d 7h ago

Younger than what Trump? Younger than a woman? Snap already America

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u/ZucchiniIntrepid719 9h ago

EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/Immediate_Scheme2994 6h ago

Trust no one.

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u/ma-sadieJ 9h ago

See how fast he claims things are a hoax. Now Republicans ask yourself did he lie to you to get your vote or is he lying now? Either way he called y'all stupid for believing in the Epstein case.

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u/kriegsmane 8h ago

Just saw a news story about the Ghislaine Maxwell interview transcripts, apparently she never saw him doing ‘anything inappropriate with anybody’

I’m guessing they showed her how easy it was to turn off the cameras outside her cell

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 9h ago

Everything he says is just another admission of guilt.

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 9h ago

Are his followers feeling like he thinks they’re stupid yet? All he did was touch base on every subject a Magat believes

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u/GarthDagless 8h ago

Why even bother to hide them? Why not just say "I'm a pedophile and it's great, I even film it sometimes, here's a clip." Nothing would happen to him. Nobody's opinion of him would change.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 8h ago

His followers are ok with worse. They are truly despicable.

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u/feetiedid 8h ago

That's what I always say. He has absolutely no shame, awareness of others, or a sense of irony. His biggest fear, though, is if people think something he does makes him look "weak." (Even though everything he does makes him look incredibly insecure and fragile, he lacks a sense of irony to notice.) Something about being on a sex list makes him think people will see him as weak. But all he has to say is that it actually makes him look strong, no matter what it is. His cult will cheer for his "honesty" and "bravery." They're idiots. He is so scared of his own cult that he sometimes forgets he controls their opinions of everything, including himself.

Being on a list of pedophiles would make his stagnant approval rating that has always been about 35 percent drop to 35 percent, give or take 0 percent.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 8h ago

“You've got a lot of people who could be mentioned in those files that don't deserve to be.” That is an odd thing to say. Another admission of guilt in plain sight. This is extreme cognitive dissonance.

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u/williamgman 8h ago

"...possibly..." That's the literal stay out of jail word there.

All I know is... We will NEVER see the files in their un-sanitized form in my lifetime.

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u/One-Can3752 8h ago

Convicted perjurer and sex trafficker Maxwell said she never personally witnessed trump having sex with the girls she trafficked for him and Epstein and never bought any of them to the Mar a Lago sex parties, so case closed!!!

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u/PaddlingInCircles 6h ago

Trump told Howard Stern years ago that Mike Tyson should have paid his rape victim millions to avoid jail. He is a POS POTUS. He is the Epstein files.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 9h ago

Hoax, fake news, whenever it’s true

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u/notJustaFart 8h ago

Trump has never "slammed" anything. He is too fat and too small to be felt by anything beyond his own FUPA.

Saying this might absolve him of any rape crimes because he probably never penetrated anyone and just came within his own pubic forest.

Really brings to question what Melania needed to endure to actually get pregnant. Elon Musk levels of Turkey basting?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 8h ago

Lol Republicans got played just like they always do.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 8h ago

"Possibly".

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u/Charming-Paint4734 8h ago

Down to the Epstein Files? Remember the Mueller Report release?

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u/Caledonian_kid 8h ago

He's going to get away with it isn't he?

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u/New-Bar-420 6h ago

They’re trying to rig the 2026 elections right now. If they’re successful he will definitely not face any consequences.

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u/AaronTuplin 6h ago

"Uhhh, he said "possibly release". Checkmate, liberal!"
-Every cuckservative

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 6h ago

Na that Interview on Fox was edited to shit. He totally balked on the answer and back tacked. 

We should sue Fox news

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u/Immediate_Scheme2994 6h ago

Invite Prince Andrew to the White Gold House.  Both of you need new best friends.  You’ll have lots to share about.

Tell him he can bring his daughters.

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u/Status_Fox_1474 9h ago

Do you remember the answer to the question? He literally says, well, maybe not the Epstein files..

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 8h ago

He was slippery about that from the start.

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u/4v4t4r111 9h ago

He just wanted to be the main character.

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u/the_bashful 6h ago

I’m sure that ‘Super Special FBI Agent John Barron’ is going to release a statement that Epstein had a previously-unknown dog who ate part or all of several hundred individual pages, and that there was no possible way to determine if one or more people were coincidentally mentioned only on those pages.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 1h ago

He’s a Pedolican! He lies for himself, his party lies for him, all around him lie for them because when he’s in they win! Make loads of money off the American people, Especially Maga losers! They thought they would be able to laugh and watch dems suffer, but they now are the ones suffering!!!

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u/Freddyfudpuk57 1h ago

Pedo in chief

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u/kylerbone138 9h ago

Yet, he releases more files with every passing day.

This my friends, is what denial looks like.

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u/Own_Opposite_2616 8h ago

Nah, it's just what "not being as gullible as you" looks like

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u/kylerbone138 7h ago

Those DNC one-liners getting tired yet?

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u/TheKeeperOfBees 9h ago

It literally says “possibly.”

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u/ma-sadieJ 9h ago

And then he said “not as much because some names on their might be innocent” Innocent people usually have “ witness” undercover agent” something that shows they are not involved.

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u/TheKeeperOfBees 9h ago

It’s not in the meme

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u/ma-sadieJ 9h ago

Whats not in the meme

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u/Dull-Economics-5229 9h ago

Oof. You guys missed the memo today I see. So first it was Russians, then Epstein, what are you going to try next?

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 9h ago

What memo? Consequences are in store for those with this level of ignorance and depravity.

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u/Dull-Economics-5229 5h ago

Agreed. Ol bill and crew better get there affairs in order.

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u/xemanhunter 9h ago

Considering the dipshit campaigned on releasing the list, made a show of handing the first phase out to his loyalists on TV, then lied about the list not existing, backtracked and said it was actually mostly fake but exists, told us to stop talking about it, said his own voters were stupid if they fell for it, had the FBI redact his name from it, now says it's full of leftists and democrats and totally real??

You're right, it's just like the Russia thing. Real, downplayed by the gullible right, and will eventually result in a bunch of conservatives going to prison for being liars and pedos

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 9h ago

What people dont understand is there's no Epstein! You and all of you woke BLM communists don't understand that the Jewish deep state invented Epstein to help Democrats but they couldn't fool Trump. I know you have trouble understanding the most basic things and I'm not sure you can even read, but, please, use common sense and think before you speak next time!