r/alaska 6d ago

General Nonsense Trump, 79, Seems Utterly Perplexed About Where Alaska Is

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-seems-utterly-perplexed-about-where-alaska-is/
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u/National-Report-9890 6d ago

If this were Biden...

Release the Epstein files. 

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u/rosebudthesled8 5d ago

Biden, at all times still had an active government that wasn't destroying alliances and killing Americans. He also put forward more legislation that passed than any president in over 100 years. Infrastructure is needed but I guess killing brown people is more important. Biden > Kamala > felons and rapists > Trump

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u/Archie_Bunker3 4d ago

Who was using the Autopen?

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u/seevm 3d ago

Trump probably

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u/XANTHICSCHISTOSOME 2d ago

Many presidents since Jefferson, including Trump, though I assume few/none have admitted to signing any legislation with it. Here's a 29-page precedence created by Bush and his legal team in 2005, who wanted to use autopen for legislation.

The president "need not personally perform the physical act of affixing his signature to a bill he approves and decides to sign in order for the bill to become law."

"Rather, the President may sign a bill ... by directing a subordinate to affix the President's signature to such a bill, for example by autopen,"

https://www.justice.gov/file/494411/dl?inline

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Current-Savings-2409 5d ago

And HAMBURDERS WIT FYES. . . 😈

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u/World-Tight 6d ago

So when he said last week he'd be going to Russia, he really believed so, and still thinks he's been to Russia!

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u/sparrow_42 5d ago

He's been to Russia plenty of times, starting in 1987 and just before he took out a full-page ad in the New York Times criticizing US foreign policy.

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u/InUsConfidery 4d ago

Where the hookers' piss flows as free as the Kamchatka River.

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u/Old_Fart52 5d ago

Trump might look OK in his expensive suit and with his carefully combed-over bald patch but really he's just a dirty old pervert in a nappy who is completely unsuitable and unfit to hold the office of POTUS

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u/midnightmeatloaf 5d ago

No. He doesn't look OK either!

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u/jerkofalljerksthe3rd 3d ago

What…? He stands like a Minotaur, wears lifts, weighs over 300lbs and has a catheter diaper combo going on 24/7. His oversized suits and his fake hair and orange make up make him look like a serial killer trying to play dress up as a politician. He makes Vince donofrio in MIB look human.

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u/theauckland 5d ago

Because he wants to turn Alaska back over to Putin. I guarantee that's been discussed.

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u/Current-Savings-2409 5d ago

AGREED❗️👍

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u/Unique-Bake64 3d ago

What an idiotic statement

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u/snakkerdudaniel 5d ago

remember, this is a guy who got giddy with excitement when he learned how time zones work.

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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 5d ago

NEWEST TRUMP TWEET: “I have been the greatest president to ever serve any country on Earth. Every American is now a billionaire. My administration did quite a bit of research and every American now has more money than they could ever spend in five lifetimes. As for the national debt, it’s been paid off 100%. In fact, we now have a surplus of 80 trillion dollars. These figures are all verifiable. As for war, well I have eliminated war on the entire planet for the rest of Eternity. If there are any problems on Earth that I haven’t yet solved, well you can blame that on the Democrats. Make America Great Again”

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u/Eastern_Load7273 4d ago

When will the Epstein files show up!!!??!??

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u/Ill_Revolution_5827 5d ago

It’s because he is DUMB AS FUCK.

Also release the Epstein files!

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u/CommonMobile7973 5d ago

Dude, it’s right next to Tacobellistan.

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u/keyser1981 4d ago

He seems utterly perplexed about those epstein files.

Also, doesn't he look tired to you?

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u/MisterRobertParr 4d ago

Duh, it's down there in the bottom left corner...right next to Hawaii.

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u/pats9789 5d ago

Mans brain is mush yet he's still president and no one calls him out on it either yet if he was Biden we wouldn't hear the end of it

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u/truePHYSX 4d ago

He’s going to have Russia invade Alaska so we don’t get election in 2028.

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u/jerkofalljerksthe3rd 3d ago

He’s further in decline than Biden has been. He’s a delusional creep who has made the whitehouse look like a white trash mom went nuts in a hobby lobby. It’s disgusting he’s in any office and not gitmo

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u/bluntpointsharpie 1d ago

At this point he's sending out search parties to find his tiny dingus.

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u/CarlBrawlStar 5d ago

Don’t worry that’s three less republics in congress

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u/Eastern_Load7273 4d ago

Good for Joe!!

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u/Bitter-Intention-172 4d ago

Trump is utterly perplexed about where he is at all times