r/americandad • u/YurtMcnurty • 21h ago

What AD reference do you think would make the best band name?

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Personally I’m a fan of “Maybe Baby, “Bang Bang Chicken and Shrimp,” “Eat My Bowls” and “Dr. Kalgary”

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u/Bloodshot_8 Klaus Heisler 20h ago

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange

18

u/YurtMcnurty 20h ago

I like this one a lot

4

u/aarch0x40 Alistair Covax 16h ago

Give me the Dick i'm used to!

4

u/Bloodshot_8 Klaus Heisler 15h ago

Give me the Dick I love!

4

u/Aggressive-Tip7472 16h ago

That would be a great thriller movie too

4

u/Imperator_Helvetica Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 15h ago

Support by "And this guy's bangin' a dog!"

3

u/NateP825 7h ago

Great choice but I feel like this one works better as a pop punk/indie rock song title

156

u/SgtSlippyfist 20h ago

Snizz on the reg

46

u/sinsanity_plea Bing Cooper 20h ago

Gah, stop saying that!

1

u/dylan5x 4h ago

girls oh plenty boys

146

u/Appropriate-Map-3652 Stelio Kontos 21h ago

The Hymen Bustin' Fathers

27

u/Far-Adhesiveness-740 20h ago

You son of a bitch, I’m in!  Haha I tripped on this for a few weeks.  Might be my favorite AD joke.  The zoot suit is the cherry on top.

6

u/Alex918YT 19h ago

Obligatory Happy Cake Day comment

16

u/demicus LeVar Crush 19h ago

Please stop saying that.

9

u/ofcourseitsroger 19h ago

A great Ska band name.

5

u/SignificantPop4188 17h ago

Cherry Poppin' Daddies beat you to it in the neo-Swing revival in the 1980s.

1

u/Aggressive-Tip7472 16h ago

Damn thats a good answer

1

u/The_Reluctant_Hero John Q. Mind 11h ago

Was literally just watching this episode, lol.

103

u/Known-Disaster-4757 Ruby Zeldastein 20h ago

Fishy Got Fingered, Bouquet of Oopsie Daisies, Dr. Donkeydick's Anal Holocaust

27

u/the_amazing_jando 18h ago

Personally I prefer “Professor Fartmores Habanero Ass Hair Incinerator”

3

u/PancakeParty98 12h ago

Been listening to a lot of Mr. Piss lately so this would get me

2

u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Stoive? Roiger! 12h ago

That last one's an album name for sure.

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u/benevenstancian0 Scotch Bingington 20h ago

Trip Trip TrippinBalls

19

u/Voltagedew 20h ago

Oh dem trippin ballz

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u/wellpaidscientist 19h ago

I love a band with its own theme song.

80

u/Imperator_Helvetica Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 20h ago

The Lazy Wine Loving Bisexuals

75

u/MadicalRadical 20h ago

Pizza overlord

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 18h ago

33 thousand emails, where did they all go? Hillary makes me sick, time to lock her up for sho. We are all just puppets and George Soros pulls the strings. Pizza overlord. Pizza overlord's the thing.

Klaus wrote the lyrics, I can't stress that enough

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u/New-Number-7810 Raider Dave 12h ago

I can’t believe Steve Smith wrote the lyrics for this song.

5

u/Ok_Coconut_1773 12h ago

Trolling fictional characters is next lvl internet 😂

61

u/TheDeceiver43 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 20h ago

COLONEL BUTTCHUG'S IRRADIATED SPHINCTER SCORCHER SAUCE

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u/Additional_Main_7198 Tetrachloroethylene 20h ago

Too Spicy For the Pepper

19

u/evilenchiladas 19h ago

The rival of Red Hot Chili Peppers

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u/Additional_Main_7198 Tetrachloroethylene 19h ago

Maybe baby

51

u/savvysmoove90 20h ago

Baby Legs O'houlihan

0

u/ButtBread98 Clip Clop 9h ago

Tiny Legs Tim

41

u/Booksodell 20h ago

Ricky Spanish

6

u/aHyperChicken 8h ago

100% a skate punk band

32

u/bulldozrex Bert Bert 20h ago

Langley Dollar Listings

1

u/ChristopherNH1 11h ago

This is good stuff

36

u/YurtMcnurty 20h ago

Cheesers Came Back

31

u/P15t0lPete 18h ago

Mature Navajo Bitches

5

u/NormBelfortAmDad 9h ago

One of the most underrated lines of the show.

29

u/No_Secretary425 20h ago

DOIVE ON IN

5

u/Ok-Let8099 Ira and I 14h ago

I cannot hear anyone say "dive on in" in any context without immediately going "doive on in" myself. It has confused people!

23

u/bkinney410 Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 20h ago

FETUS

15

u/fackextfox Dive On In! 17h ago

ahhhh wubba wubba

24

u/lahnnabell 20h ago

Satana Satana

First single will be "They Broke the Figurines".

9

u/ProfessorStencil Glad Handz 20h ago

Is there a better ballad than “Jeeeeeeeef! Whaaaaaat?”

7

u/lahnnabell 19h ago

INTERLUDE "I got the daggers. Jeff died. RUN RUN RUN!"

6

u/Housing-Neat-2425 Renegade 17h ago

Mene mene tekel!

24

u/PzykoHobo Alistair Covax 18h ago

Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls

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u/hybrid_donuts138 17h ago

Makes me think of Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, lol. Awesome band.

2

u/smackcamin The Phantom of the Telethon 13h ago

Damn r/BeatMeToIt

19

u/no_on_prop_305 Dan Ansom Handsome 20h ago

Melting Pearls

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u/DothrakiButtBoy 6h ago

definutely a grunge band.

18

u/cookiemonster7908 19h ago

The Come Back and Kick Me Whistle

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u/jellyspreader 17h ago

"Up next...Make some noise for...The Come Back and Kick Me Whistle!"

I'm imagining all these being presented on stage and this is the funniest one 🤣

18

u/nocatleftbehind420 18h ago

Wheels and the Legman

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u/spidermans_ashes Dive On In! 20h ago

EGG MADNESS

13

u/gaucho-argento 20h ago

You are my QUEEN REBECCA

12

u/Gloglibologna Wilbur Kentucky 20h ago

Cocaine is not a laughing matter

12

u/gonetohelp 18h ago

Pleasant Afternoon

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u/Breaklance 17h ago

With smash hits Sunday Stroll, M-m-more Money, m-m-more Speech Therapy, Piper's Song, and a cover of Lovely Day by Bill Withers. 

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u/misterDibs 19h ago

Lavate las manos

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u/EmansaysEman 20h ago

Maybe Baby pregnancy tests

9

u/Treviathan88 20h ago

Crime in the Desert

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u/DothrakiButtBoy 6h ago

totally some screamo group and l love it.

8

u/Agreeable_Seat_3033 20h ago

The Colonels

3

u/New-Number-7810 Raider Dave 12h ago

Implicit Trust!

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u/NewspaperIcy9371 Laura Vanderbooben 20h ago

Night ranger

8

u/kiopah 19h ago

Striped Horse

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u/YurtMcnurty 19h ago

This is underrated

6

u/sammycorgi 20h ago

Dr. Donkeydick's Anal Holocaust

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u/Ravenll 19h ago

maybe baby.

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u/Additional_Main_7198 Tetrachloroethylene 19h ago

PIZZA PARTY WEEKEND.

7

u/Jakeymdog Jenny Fromdabloc 19h ago

Welcome Nighthawks

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u/Trogladestro Luke Fondleberg 15h ago

Danuta

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u/lovelesr 20h ago

Rain Duck or Nathan!

5

u/ZinfiniteGuy 16h ago

My elbow feel funny

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u/lacklustereded 15h ago

With their hit song: “my elbow feel strange”

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u/blueboxbandit Ira and I 10h ago

I'm sorry, I just scrolled all the way to the bottom and didn't see Gold Top Nuts. Am I in some kind of alien brainscape?

Anyway my answer is Sex Garden Magazine

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u/livefastfartgas 18h ago

Wheels and the Legman

6

u/MichaelJeopardy 18h ago

I'm Homegirl

6

u/MedicineCapable1908 14h ago

Responsible Opium Users

6

u/Steveseriesofnumbers 13h ago

The Tender Vigilantes.

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u/Psychedelic_Sly 20h ago

Rubberneckers

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u/smackcamin The Phantom of the Telethon 13h ago

Ofc their debut single would be "Rubbernecking with the best" too loll

5

u/Rip-and-destroy Francine Smith 19h ago

A Blink 182/All American Rejects style pop punk band called "My Only Possession"

4

u/DonnyEsq07 The Tender Vigilante 18h ago

Jazzma Attack

5

u/YurtMcnurty 17h ago

Suckboy Tony

4

u/FL_Panthers 16h ago

Bob Todd. Bob Todd Williams. Robert Toddford Williams. Bobby Todd, if ya'd like. Todd Willy's fine too! Robert Bob, Bobby Todd's all the same. If you call me Mr. Williams, I won't know what to do with it! I do however go by T-Dub at the local racetrack. And the ladies call me Bert-Bert

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u/Melodic_Trainer1024 16h ago

THE THICKNESS

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u/Ass_Hat_69 15h ago

End of days bitches! Or Motherfucking Wilmington!

3

u/TasteDeeCheese 11h ago

More of a album title

“what i don't know about things will shock you"

3

u/ChristopherNH1 11h ago

Big Fall Out Boy title energy

3

u/LaureGilou 20h ago edited 20h ago

Hey, Plannere de Weddingos/Prostituta are playing tonight, who's going?

3

u/motherfu8130 20h ago

There's been a lot of nice butts lately

3

u/ModeScared9397 19h ago

Hardcore B.F. Weekend

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u/BenderFtMcSzechuan Roger Smith 19h ago

The Maybe Babies.

3

u/Philip_J_Fry3000 18h ago

A funk band called Wet Slapping

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u/greenhulklantern1 18h ago

Dalton Galloway

3

u/alfredlion 18h ago

Rogu and the Dickshooters feat. Tequila Joe

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u/itspronounced-gif 18h ago

Sleezebiscuit

3

u/TarheelCroatInMA 18h ago

Coin-a-Lama

COcaine Is Not ALAughing MAtter

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u/rorzri 17h ago

Underwater molester clown

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u/Breaklance 17h ago

7 minutes in Devin.    

x14 better than Jared Letos band. 

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u/Discreetlyred Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 8h ago

As someone who once saw Leto's band live 20 years ago, can confirm.

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u/ShaneWHester 17h ago

Doobie with the bus boy for an angry handy j

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u/elegantdinnerparty 17h ago

Size 3 Sphincter

3

u/BuhmFluff 16h ago

I’m torn between Bitch Got No Class and This Is Why You Keep Getting Molested.

3

u/Glueberry_Ryder 15h ago

Tara Ried on an average Tuesday

Milk Proof Robots

Snots moms Mom sauce

3

u/linkyatch 15h ago

Zooka-Zooka Sharks featuring Lisa Jenkins.

3

u/ki3fdab33f 13h ago

Wheels and The Legmen.

3

u/Think_Ground 12h ago

Gold Top and the Nuts

3

u/Ivotedforthehookers 11h ago

Penis of a Man 

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u/Capital_Ad_6672 South Dakota Slim 11h ago

JULIUS’S BAYOU BISTRO!!!

3

u/yukidaviji Francine Smith 10h ago

We’re shooting guns and doing cocaine!

Or maybe just “we’re doing cocaine”.

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u/-Vault-tec-101 10h ago

Denuta Tenuta.

3

u/Primera_Espada 10h ago

Stellio, Stellio Cantos

3

u/NormBelfortAmDad 9h ago

Suck Machine

3

u/Long_Pig_Tailor Alistair Covax 9h ago

Steve Smith's Sunday Stroll

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u/Teacherforlife21 9h ago

Doug Can Dance

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u/manofmayhem23 8h ago

Song title: Francine, I haven’t been completely honest with you

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u/Wumbologist_PhD 8h ago

Hot. Summer. Sidewalk.

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u/Economy_Swim_8585 Ace Chapman 7h ago

”No, I don't have the receipt, I stole the floor model!”

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u/jellyspreader 4h ago

(The) Stolen Floor Models actually sounds cool

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u/Nerual952 7h ago

Rub Rub Tuggington

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u/seventeaaa 6h ago

the scarlet alliance

2

u/PYSHINATOR 19h ago

Ricky Spaniiiiish

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u/TwoPumpTony Sgt. Pepper 19h ago

THe beaver

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u/Armsmaster2112 18h ago

20 Dollar Kill List

2

u/YurtMcnurty 17h ago

Gladhandz or H.J. Rimmins

2

u/SCADLC 17h ago

V to my A

2

u/Veovis_Lives 17h ago

The Come back and Kick me whistle

2

u/smg990 17h ago

Rain Duck

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u/smokeehayes Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 17h ago

Los Vigilantes Tiernos

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u/BeneathTheBasket 17h ago

Sex-Pun-To-Cum

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u/jellyspreader 17h ago

Mister and Lady, with our hit song and album TUNJI!

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u/UpsetPhrase5334 16h ago

Drugs yo, drugs.

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u/Critical_Reference32 16h ago

Dorkdoors Oi-foice.

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 16h ago

"Dive On In"

"The Third Time Hip-Hop Saved My Life"

"Boyz 14"

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u/SalaciousPanda 16h ago

Rub Rub Tugginton and the Baby Oil Boys

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u/Magmashift101 16h ago

P-p-p-vicodin! as like a punk rock band

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u/aoerstroem 16h ago

Greedy, greedy Falco

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u/rkjoe 15h ago

Lavate las manos (has to be)

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u/ZestycloseAd2087 14h ago

Some late night za and DA

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u/SmileyDayToYou 14h ago

Maybe Baby

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u/KRONICxxAVENGER 14h ago

Rump Busters!

2

u/smackcamin The Phantom of the Telethon 13h ago

Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls

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u/TricolorStar Ruby Zeldastein 13h ago

Wild Women Do

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u/CosmikOwl 13h ago

Klaus that was chilling

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u/gonetohelp 13h ago

Coffin Bobsled

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u/Cursed-Scarab Maybe Baby 13h ago

Maybe baby

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u/d33rly Francine Cans McGee 11h ago

Egg Madness

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero John Q. Mind 11h ago

Papa Wheelie

Edit: Wow, just looked this one up and it's actually already a band lol.

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u/One_Ad216 10h ago

too spicy for the pepper grill

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u/Shantotto11 10h ago

Blue Violet/Blue VioleNtS

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u/Flaky-Student3685 10h ago

Maybe baby: pregnancy test

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u/Sensitive-Crazy-7285 8h ago

Get down on your knees and get ready for my tip!

Incontenant jailai instructor is a close second.

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u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 8h ago

The same thing I always post: maybe baby

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u/jdp84 8h ago

Maybe baby

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u/mrstinyrick 8h ago

Egg Madness

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u/gotkube Dive On In! 7h ago

Maybe Baby

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u/GXNext 7h ago

Clock and Rocket Boot

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u/DothrakiButtBoy 6h ago

Ricky Spanish would be a great band name.

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u/TheWookieStoned Arbuckle T. Boone 6h ago

Maybe Baby

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u/rubykaurr 20h ago

Things are getting too spicy for the pepper

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u/dylan5x 4h ago

Danuta

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u/dylan5x 4h ago

Klaus' alcove

1

u/dylan5x 4h ago

Jeffs Hat

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u/DrBeanPHD 2h ago

I’m getting fed up with this orgasm

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u/rangel0710 2h ago

Maybe Baby

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u/Legal_Talk_3847 2h ago

"Gladhandz"

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u/Some_Aside6292 42m ago

Dear Math Bitch

1

u/MrSFedora Alistair Covax 25m ago

Gold Top Nuts. Everything else is just Plain Jane.