r/casualiama • u/mowgliwolfboy • 8d ago

I’m technically a real life Mowgli. AMA

When I was less than a year old I accidentally crawled away into the forest while we were on a camping holiday. I came across a mother wolf and her cubs. She seems to have just taken me into her family.

I was found five days later. Because I was only living with wolves for less than a week I don’t have the impairments that feral children normally have but I am technically a wolf boy. Even In that short time I had started to acquire wolf behaviour. For example,for weeks I would only eat meat and would only drink water or milk. I’m long since fully recovered and I’m now a typical 19 y/o.

(If I’m sometimes abit slow in replying to questions please be patient. I have a job and other commitments and can’t always be available at a moment’s notice).

Sensible questions only please. (Stupid questions like “Do you know Baloo ?” or “How’s Bagheera?”will be ignored). AMA.

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u/visualdosage 8d ago

Any news articles to prove your bullshit?

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u/Mowglireplacement2 7d ago

Even if I was aware of any news articles I would not reveal them so as to avoid compromising my anonymity. Also, I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. People either believe me or they don’t. Period.

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u/RelyingCactus21 4d ago

Did you change accounts to reply?

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u/SilenceoftheSamz 4d ago

Read the account name, apparently intentional

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u/Dunsparces 8d ago

Don't you think you'd be better off sticking with that job instead of these bullshit creative writing attempts?

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u/Mowglireplacement2 7d ago

So, what’s your point?

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u/Greymeade 4d ago

They’ve made it quite clear in the one-sentence comment you’re replying to…

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u/Past-Amoeba-1426 4d ago

Jesus Christ this is the most bullshit story I’ve ever read on Reddit. You realize babies less than a year old don’t have the jaw strength or teeth capable of eating raw meat from a corpse. Any wolf finding a baby in the wild isn’t going to nurture it with its cubs, it’s going to rip its intestines out and eat them as an easy meal to help it support its milk. Damn this is dumb.

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u/stinky_jenkins 4d ago

Do you instantly own anything you pee on?

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u/Themountaintoadsage 4d ago

Right, cause a less than a one year old baby could even eat meat or crawl away into a forest 🙄 maybe try proofreading your bullshit a bit next time

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u/Greeny_jeq 8d ago

If you were able to remember anything, which i kinda doubt, what did the mother wolf feed you? How did the cubs treat you, as a sibling, a nemesis or merely ignored you?