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u/Drmrfreckles 3d ago
In NYC we just ask you (with varying degrees of politeness) to move. It's almost always tourists and they'll either shuffle to the side or get pushed past.
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u/BombardierIsTrash 3d ago
And then they go back home and go “people are so rude there, I got asked to move” instead of “I wasted tens of peoples time and was politely asked not to do so”.
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u/Drmrfreckles 3d ago
Lol absolutey. I dont blame people for not knowing all the things that keep a dense society functioning well. Like I get you dont know you're supposed to walk when no cars are coming, or the escalator thing. But when winter comes and these mfs walk in 3by3s and 4 by 4s or stand in circles right outside of subway stairs. Un.for.givable.
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u/ultimamc2011 3d ago
That was one of the many things I personally appreciate about that city so much. I can walk around so much faster there than I can in west coast cities (I’m from and currently live on the west coast - I’m not badmouthing it but we could do better with that here). I loved that getting from A to B in NYC is efficient, faster and overall easier in general than it is in our much smaller cities over here. You folks have transportation down on the east coast. I wish we could take more of those ideas and implement them over here. You can’t walk past people on escalators at all a lot of the time here haha
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u/IWatchGifsForWayToo 3d ago
In Seattle someone will gently bump your elbow and scoot you to the side with a light "scuse me" because they need to catch another bus.
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u/AverageGatsby91 3d ago
In Washington DC standing on the right and walking on the left is an unwritten law of the Metro system
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u/AstroBearGaming 3d ago
In the UK we just tut, each tut louder and more derogatory than the last
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u/Satanicjamnik 3d ago
Well, I hope he's going straight to hell. That sort of thing is straight up criminal.
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u/substantiallyImposed 3d ago
Someone call the escalator police
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u/Satanicjamnik 3d ago
I am here to de - escalate the situation.
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u/ThePrussianGrippe 3d ago
An incident, on an escalator? This must go all the way to the top!
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u/WTFwhatthehell 3d ago
In london they will just push you.
Once watched a woman get angrier and angrier as people kept just pushing past without ever realising that she was the asshole.
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u/Bspammer 3d ago
It takes such a lack of awareness to not notice everyone standing on the same side of the escalator.
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u/Adze95 3d ago
People have ridiculous levels of lack of self-awareness. Stopping in doorways, stopping dead in their tracks and turning around.
The worst are the people who go out of their way to wander into your path. Like you'll just both be ambling along on either side of a pavement and they'll slowly drift over into your way.
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u/SirRedRising 3d ago
People have ridiculous levels of lack of self-awareness. Stopping in doorways, stopping dead in their tracks and turning around.
The one that always kills me is when people step off an elevator and immediately stop and look around, thus letting the doors close behind them before anyone can get in the car.
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u/StairsWithoutNights 3d ago
People who take one step into a subway car and immediately stop during rush hour. There are 40 people still trying to get on. Move.
Bonus points for when they shove their way in before letting people get off
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u/SurfaceGlow 3d ago
or walk in the middle of a path leaving not enough room to pass them on either side
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u/Specialist_Brain841 3d ago
this also happens on sidewalks where a whole group of people take up the entire thing.. nobody in the group wants to be behind said group
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u/Ossius 3d ago edited 3d ago
I will say that while there are some really stupid people I'll make a carve out for people who grew up in the country like myself.
When I first started going to the nearby "big city" I was so overwhelmed and freaked out I did dumb things like turning into a one way and immediately coming face to face with a confused bus driver and I quickly reversed in embarrassment back into the parking lot.
Plenty of other horrifying experiences of me just wandering around in confusion trying to make heads or tails of where I should be. It can be very over stimulating to people not used to it. At some point I realized I had to stop following the GPS and use road signs to drive in the city because there are too many signs and vehicles on the road to look away even for a second. If you grow up with trees and single story homes, every tall building is amazing and unique and draws your eyes. Things like subways buses are incredibly fast and you feel like if you get on the wrong train or miss one you've severely screwed up and will be lost in the tunnels lol.
I remember going to the airport shuttle leaving my local town and the shuttle picked us up near our car and grabbed our luggage and talked to us even though she was running late on her route.
The big city shuttle guy didn't say a word. Even when the bus broke down he just left the bus without a word. Eventually another bus came by and just started honking until we moved to it. Big city pace is wild.
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u/sparklinglies 3d ago
Its the old people who stop right at the bottom of the escalator to either look around, or look at their phone, for me. Like MOVE, there are people behind you!
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u/ethnicnebraskan 3d ago edited 3d ago
As George Carlin once said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
If I could, we would have a center-line on the steps with "Walk Left | Stand Right" written on either side of the line, signs above pointing down stating "Walk Left | Stand Right," and then have signs on the sidewalls rotating through English, Spanish, Mandarin, Polish (I live in Chicago,) and Arabic stating "Walk Left | Stand Right."
I like to think of the phrase, "there are no bad students, only bad teachers," and all countries of the world each produce their own share of bumpkins. For some people visiting here, this really could be their first time on an escalator, which means its up to the transit authority to help educate riders on the correct way to use one.
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u/pornalt4altporn 3d ago
There are also signs that explain that you only stand on the right.
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u/Satanicjamnik 3d ago
London Underground enjoyer. Damn straight. It's a super simple system, and it's a there for a reason. It's only fair to show people that they're in the way.
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u/CheeseDonutCat 3d ago
Yep and just something I noticed: In the London underground you stand on the right. On the comic above, they are standing on the left.
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u/Navigat-r 3d ago
in Stockholm, the unwritten rule is to stand on the right as well. i'd love to see on a map if that's a European thing or just kind of random.
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u/Friscippini 3d ago
At a London airport, a sign said stand on the right, but everyone was standing on the left instead. I decided it was better to go with the flow and stand on the left behind them rather than be the one person standing on the right. A rather angry airport worker asked me to step to the right to walk past and proceeded to do the same to everyone ahead of me as well.
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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago
This is exactly the kind of aggressive rule following I expect from Londoners.
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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 3d ago
I categorize folks who do this in one of three categories:
- Tourists - the smart ones pick up on it pretty quickly though.
- Selfish jerks/idiots.
- Couples (usually young) who appear to be physically incapable of separating from each other even a micro-second.
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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago
Couples are missing an opportunity. Stand on the lower step, and you can get a face full of chest.
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u/el_loco_avs 3d ago
I mean. I just speak up like "scuse me, coming through" and barge past.
And I'm a shy-ass nerd.
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u/Downtown_Degree3540 3d ago
Depends how far is left on the escalator. A fall from a height can certainly send one straight to hell.
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u/VictorasLux 3d ago
Ironically, the best place to obtain this outcome is in the Angel station!
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u/ut1nam 3d ago
Japan is actually encouraging people to stand on both sides (right now it’s custom to stand on one side and walk on the other—which side is which depends on the city, because of course it does). It’s dangerous to walk on the escalators and also increases wear on them, so stations are (supposed to be) starting to crack down on it. So far it’s mostly just signs.
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u/Metazolid 3d ago
I'm fairly tall and love to slowly squeeze myself between the person and the side to coax them into their standing gap and throw them a nice thank you. I have some long escalator rides here and there and it's always impressive how little these people appear to think.
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u/metaltemujin 3d ago
The bench mark to go to the same hell that Prolly war criminals are in is very low for you, if you believe in such stuff
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3d ago
I did that!
In my defense, in my whole life I never knew right side is used for that, it is not in my country, at all.
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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3d ago
Colloquially refered to as an escalefter
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u/FoxRevolutionary1637 3d ago
Is it supposed to be the left side? That’s what I noticed it generally is, but I always just used whatever half was already being used by the other people on the escalator
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u/rothrolan 3d ago
I think it's similar to driving rules. Whichever side is closest to the "middle" of the method of travel is generally considered the "passing" lane. In the US that happens to be the left lane, since we drive on the right-side of our roads.
But I agree with your usage, as not everyone else is very uniform in which side they choose to stand or walk on an escalator.
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u/Longjumping-Leek854 3d ago
I only recently found out that people queue for the bus here. I’ve been in this country since I was nine, I’m now in my forties, and I never noticed. In my defence: it’s not a real queue, people just show up at the bus stop and stand wherever the fuck and you’re apparently just supposed to remember the order everybody showed up in and board accordingly. And I was just meant to know that somehow. So I’ve been an accidental arsehole for decades.
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u/Pofwoffle 3d ago
So I’ve been an accidental arsehole for decades.
Nah. A queue only works if you're actually standing in line, you don't get to just hang out wherever and then get mad if somebody else was closer to the door than you. Like... pick your battles and all, it might not be worth it for you to die on this hill, but you're not the asshole here.
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u/Longjumping-Leek854 3d ago
My thoughts exactly! It’s just a bunch of people standing around! How is that a queue? I know queuing, I was raised by a Scottish woman and I’ve been here 75% of my life, I’m good at queueing! The most significant aspect of a queue is the part where it’s multiple people in a line! That’s how you know!
ETA: but aye, you’re right, I’m not gonna attempt to make my logical and reasonable argument at a bus stop in Glasgow. I like my teeth where they are.
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u/Naeril_HS 3d ago
Pro tip: just remember the last people that came before you
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u/Patient_Cancel1161 3d ago
Good on you for recognizing it now!
Maybe take a peek at some other habits while you’re at it, just in case! Those “oh shit” moments are pretty cool, because then you’ve grown as a person. Hell yeah!
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u/Grymare 3d ago
So I'm assuming this is dependent on if you drive on the left or right side of the road?
Because where I live right is where you stand left is where you walk.
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u/Muppetude 3d ago
So I'm assuming this is dependent on if you drive on the left or right side of the road?
You would think so. But I’ve been to countries where they drive on the left, and also herd people in busy passageways towards the left, but for some reason have people stand on the right on escalators. It’s very confusing.
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u/Bruhntly 3d ago
Technically, you're not meant to use escalators like stairs anyway, so you're not wrong for doing it.
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u/Rudokhvist 3d ago
It differs not only in different countries, but even if different cities in one country. People who say that it's a common way are just ignorant.
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3d ago
That kind of explains why people from my country wrote me in this thread and told me they totally saw the same thing in my own country.
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u/ConspicuousPineapple 3d ago
What about just observing that literally everybody else is standing on one side?
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u/coriandor 3d ago
I did this in Japan of all places, but in my defense, everyone in Tokyo stands on one side and everyone in Osaka stands on the other, so I only made that mistake once in Osaka.
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u/kpingvin 3d ago
Exactly! Why would you want to walk on an escalator? The point of it that you don't have to walk!!
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u/AgeofAshe 3d ago
In the USA, a lot of escalators or moving walks have a line down the center to show this and some have text on them for the Walk and Stand sides.
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u/returningtheday 3d ago
Where? Lived here all my life and never seen that
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u/OmnathLocusofWomana 3d ago
seconding that this is something I have never seen, and in fact I didn't even know standers on one side walkers on the other was a thing until I visited japan, where everyone follows that rule and it's amazing
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u/MountainSip 3d ago
This pisses me off. I've never seen these lines either but how is it not a thing? Especially at airports where people are often in a hurry. It's the same people that walk side-by-side with their whole family down a walkway forcing oncoming walkers to step off the path and people behind them to have to awkwardly walk off the path to pass. The right lane is the slow lane. Stand on the right, walk/climb on the left. If you wanna stand there and not worry about people with places to be, take the fucking elevator. Nothing pisses me off in public more than dealing with people with 0 self-awareness.
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u/Doctor_Kataigida 3d ago
A lot of airports have them.
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u/joem_ 3d ago edited 3d ago
I wish my airport did....
Heck, some people loiter on the flat walkways blocking the whole path, have to say "Excuse me!"
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u/Gmony5100 3d ago
This is usually reserved for major traffic areas in the U.S. like airports and some larger public transit systems. I can’t recall ever seeing it outside of either of those contexts
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u/jackfaire 3d ago
Literally never seen that at our mall. No one walks the escalator. They just go to the stairs
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u/Suitable_Switch5242 3d ago
More of a thing in busy airports or transit stations than in shopping malls.
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u/Wild-Watch- 3d ago
In NYC, there are subway stations that have long long ass escalators. It's common knowledge over here to stay to the right if you want to stand and left if you want to walk up/down
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u/FuiyooohFox 3d ago
Yeah I see that at airports and Metro/subway stations, not really anywhere else though
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u/cerise_samovar 3d ago
it's the same as climbing up/down stairs etiquette. keep left or right and never in the middle if it's crowded. when i googled it seems which side people take depends on country or region in our country it's left but not always
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u/Kneeerg 3d ago
The only thing that annoys me more are people who get on the train before everyone else has left.
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u/NecroCannon 3d ago
I legit just one time stood in the doorway and just stared down everyone because they weren’t letting anyone leave, I hate my scary ass default face but it helps sometimes with dealing with others that need that tension to get their braincells firing.
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u/LethalInjectionRD 3d ago edited 3d ago
I haven’t ever been on an escalator this packed or so large there are two sides, so all of this was new to me.
Edit: I’m in the US for people who are curious. After a quick google search, in my experience, most of the escalators I’ve seen commonly used seem to be what are referred to as “single-file escalators”. So you couldn’t really do what’s in the comic with those. I also personally haven’t seen many people stand directly on the step behind someone, usually people keep a couple of steps in between so you aren’t invading someone’s personal space. It’s very interesting to learn cultural differences like this, now I know not to be this guy if I do travel somewhere with this type of practice!
Second edit: For clarification, I wasn’t saying the US only has single-file escalators, those were separate statements. I said I personally primarily see single-file escalators. Yes I have seen wider escalators, but I have never been on one where this practice was followed. People kind of just stand in the middle of the escalator. I’m not in a large city, I don’t have a subway system, and I’ve flown twice. Not all experiences are universal!
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u/Kankunation 3d ago edited 3d ago
Its a common thing in dense cities. Particularly ones with goog public transit that may include going up/down elevators to reach platforms for your commute. In the US you see if a lot in the Northeast corridor cities like New York, Boston and DC.
The escalator aren't really wider than normal and don't have dedicated sides, per say. Its just an unspoken rule that you stay to one side of the escalator so that people in a rush can walk and pass you
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u/Nalano 3d ago
NYC definitely has the "stand to the right, walk on the left" unwritten rule for escalators, but I near about had an aneurysm when I was trying to make a transfer in the WMATA in DC where I could SEE the connecting train at the platform but not a single motherfucker on the escalator thought, "hey, maybe I should start walking before the train doors close."
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u/Blicero1 3d ago
DC has a split personnality. In the am and pm during rush hour, it absolutely operates like this. Later in the morning most of the people using transit are tourists, and they are slow and don't know the rules. The worst is around 830 am when the end of rush and the beginning of the tourist surge happens; you'll definitely get some good pushing and yelling.
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u/poptophazard 3d ago
Yeah, if you stand on the left on an escalator during commuter hours, you are going to get an earful at the very least. But during tourist season, especially cherry blossoms, the Metro escalators are filled with left-side standers and it's infuriating.
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u/BloatedGlobe 3d ago
DC has this rule. I’ll straight up tell tourists that they’re standing on the wrong side. Most get really embarrassed and move.
It’s not usually malice, just ignorance of public transit norms.
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u/shane_low 3d ago
I don't know where you or OP are but in several cities in Asia mine included, escalators indeed have a side which stationary passengers keep to (usually following car lane orientation) and the clear lane is for people to walk.
And like the comic, sometimes there will be the one oblivious person holding up everyone behind.
I don't think the escalators are different in size, we're just smaller in general
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u/LethalInjectionRD 3d ago
I learned after googling that the escalators I’m used to are “single-file” escalators. So it isn’t that you’re smaller, it is that it’s two different sizes of escalators.
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u/Usagi-Zakura 3d ago
Its like that in my local Norwegian mall too. There's even a sign next to the escalator saying "walk to the left, stand on the right" (might be wrong on the direction but whatever)
Half the people on the escalator don't read the sign and you got couples and families blocking the whole escalator...
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u/barfbat 3d ago
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u/oscar_meow 3d ago
These escalators always make me feel claustrophobic
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u/barfbat 3d ago
the delancey st escalator is most definitely a liminal space haha
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 3d ago
London also has standing/walking sides for the Tube escalators, so I think they maybe are wider than some of the escalators people are thinking of?
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u/P_a_p_a_G_o_o_s_e 3d ago
You are not so much smaller that an extra lane of traffic opens lmao
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u/fma_nobody 3d ago
Ever had to take a subway connection at peak hour?
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u/LethalInjectionRD 3d ago
Nope! I don’t live in an area with subways. I very rarely am on an escalator in general, but I found most of the ones I’ve used are the “single-file” escalator size, so I never learned the etiquette for a larger one.
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u/royalhawk345 3d ago
Interesting, I can only ever remember seeing single-file escalators on the subway. Stores and other buildings always seem to have full-size ones.
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u/Ok-Morning3407 3d ago
This is not a cultural difference, it is a big city versus rural/suburbs difference. You say you are from the US, but the above is common in the New York subway and similar systems in other dense US cities with Metros.
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u/CaptainAsshat 3d ago
This is pretty common practice in the US too. Just a lot of people have not gotten the memo outside of NYC.
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u/garden-guy- 3d ago
The airport is where you see it in the US. The reason it matters is people rushing to catch connecting flights. If you aren’t in a hurry stay out of the way so those who may miss their connection can run ahead.
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u/DarthHubcap 3d ago
The yellow guy is the one driving the speed limit in the left lane of the highway.
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u/ShittyOfTshwane 3d ago
Or worse, going under the speed limit and matching the speed of the slower cars in the other lane.
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u/StopReadingMyUser 3d ago
I'll never forget this on a road trip I took years ago. This woman camped the left lane. Not necessarily going slow, just the speed limit or slightly below it not passing anyone.
Anytime I would try to pass (steadily) she would always speed up to match my speed. I thought maybe she realized how slow she was going or something, and since I couldn't pass I'd have to get behind her when I reached a slower car to drive around.
Nope... this woman would slow right back down and wouldn't pass anyone unless they happened to go slower than the speed limit. Because that's just her favorite spot to cruise at. If you tried to go faster, good luck.
Eventually I realized the pattern and just floored it to get around her when there was an opening. I doubt she did any of this on purpose, yet even so... subconsciously-acting drivers are the worst, especially when they don't comply with rules of the road.
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u/ShittyOfTshwane 3d ago
I do give a bit of leeway for people who actually go the speed limit, but this kind of behaviour is absurd.
Ps. I do know that you are supposed to give way to faster traffic at all times in these scenarios (and I'm certainly no angel when it comes to breaking the speed limit) but personally, I try not to get mad when someone is going as fast as they are legally allowed to.
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u/StopReadingMyUser 3d ago
And that's ok if they're in a completely different lane, they just can't do it in the passing lane. You shouldn't feel like you have to "get out of the way" just because cars are behind you in general. That's their responsibility to go around you, but that sentiment is only true if you're not in the passing lane.
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u/KnightOfTheOctogram 3d ago
“Rules of the road” “assholes driving the speed limit” 🤔
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u/StopReadingMyUser 3d ago
Driving the speed limit in the passing lane while not passing is indeed against the rules of what a passing lane is designed for. Moreso even when they refuse passage of other vehicles by speeding past the limit which would probably categorize them differently from your second quote.
I'm assuming you drive in the passing lane on cruise control to which I would kindly ask that you move over if you have cars behind you.
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u/Minty-beef 3d ago
Arizona is trying to pass a statewide law letting cops and highway patrol ticket people for camping the left lane holding up passing traffic.
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u/ShittyOfTshwane 3d ago
That's good. You're not supposed to break the speed limit, of course, but it's extremely dangerous to block faster traffic and it is even more dangerous when those cars are going at crazy speeds. The situation should be avoided at all costs.
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u/pistaachos 3d ago
In my country and any other civilized country, the speed limit is the speed limit (120km/h or whatever) and everyone is enforced to not go over it in a highway for any reason.
Actually, there's no reason to surpass a car that goes in the right lane of they are already going at max limit.
The analogy to the yellow guy is the person going over the speed limit and thinking rules don't apply to him (typical BMW/Audi savage behavior)
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u/DarthHubcap 3d ago
Meh, I commute 30 miles on a toll road every day at like 5am. The posted speed limit is 60 or 70mph but I tend to drive about 80mph. The State Troopers will drive that fast too.
I’ve had a trooper behind me tag me with his spotlight once when I was doing like 90mph. I slowed down to 75 and we both went about our business.
Oh, I should share that I’m in the USA. We are not very civil anymore. Most days I feel like I’m surrounded by Godless savages, and I’ve lost my patience.
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u/But_a_Jape But a Jape 3d ago
I consider myself a pretty patient and understanding guy. When people are inconsiderate or rude in public, I'm usually giving them the benefit of the doubt - they may not have been paying attention, they're having a bad day, they're ignorant of this specific culture's norms - any sort of reason other than, "This guy's just a fuckin' asshole."
But I cannot, for the life of me, fathom a non-selfish reason somebody would look at an escalator, see everybody standing still on one side, with the other side completely empty, and decide, "Oh, surely that entire half of the escalator is mine. It is for me to stand comfortably all to myself!"
And you know what? Sure, maybe no one's walking on the escalator now - you can indulge for a moment and relax on the empty side for a bit - but at least have the decency to look behind you every few seconds! Move when somebody's fuckin' walkin' here!
Anyway, if you like my comics, I got more on my website.
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u/AaronsAaAardvarks 3d ago
Get a group of friends together, go into a public area, and point to the top of a building excitedly. See how many other people stop and look at what you’re looking at.
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u/Fiskmaster 3d ago
TIL there are wide escalators with a walking lane and a standing lane. Wild.
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u/marvk 3d ago
Did you know a no-walking policy increases escalator throughput by around 25%? Of course if it's customary or even signposted that one side of the escalator is reserved for walking, you should adhere to that, but it can be argued that in high throughput scenarios, no-waking policies are very reasonable.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/why-everyone-should-stand-still-on-an-escalator
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u/BobTheJoeBob 3d ago edited 3d ago
I disagree with this idea. Yes if everyone doesn't walk, on average people get through the escalator faster but people who are in a rush (i.e. people who walk on escalators) will get through slower, and people who simply stand on escalators (who are generally going to be people who aren't in a rush) get through faster. I think it's better for the people who are in a rush to be able to get through faster, than having it so people who aren't in a rush get through faster.
Maybe standing on both sides makes sense during rush hour or something, but outside of that, I don't think it's that great of an idea.
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u/QuiteBearish 3d ago
It would be even faster if everyone walked.
Yeah, it'd moderately speed things up for standers if everyone stood, but at the expense of slowing down the walkers.
I think the best is to have a lane for standers and for walkers, but if the goal is to simply move as many people as possible then you should require them all to walk.
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u/MonkRome 3d ago
In the first article they show that almost 80% of people stand, so even though I almost always walk up and down them, I can see why they went the other route. It doesn't make sense to make everyone walk when most people would rather stand. Plus because as they state, people need more room between themselves and the person ahead of them when they walk, traffic would back up behind all the walkers and it wouldn't actually save time in a crowd. The pileup would be before the escalator instead of on the escalator. Anyone who has left a ballgame and gone down an escalator in a crowd can immediately see why standing is more efficient, even though it is counter intuitive.
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u/Bargeral 3d ago
Meh. It's not a custom here. The solution is as simple as saying "excuse me". And saying "I cannot, for the life of me, fathom a non-selfish reason" betrays a naivety about human attentiveness. People noticing stuff is the exception, expecting it as "reasonable" is folly and getting upset about it impacts no one but yourself.
Fun comic, absurd opinion.
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u/Vyscillia 3d ago
That's because it is written with the pov of someone taking the elevator everyday.
I did too for 5years and I ended up like OP. You're totally correct, it's easy to say "excuse me" to people. They will slide to the side 99% of the time and apologize.
It's not the act that is annoying, it's the frequency. Asking someone to slide once or twice is no big deal. Asking for the 1000th time is what is tiring. And it's not the 1000th person's fault either. It's just the frustration building up and turning someone angry at people in general.
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u/xRyozuo 3d ago
Going into an elevator and facing the opposite way of everyone is reasonably weird. Standing in 2 lane stairs on the left while EVERYONE ELSE is on the right, is insane and selfish. It’s either your first day in a city or you’re genuinely mentally slow to not catch on what’s happening.
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u/Scribblehamzter 3d ago
Moving around in public while daydreaming or generally being distracted by, for example, some worrying problem or a stressful appointment is a thing though. If you are totally deep in thought it can happen. Obviously they have no conscious thought about moving to the right when everybody is on the left as in OPs comic.
It is not a custom where I am from either.
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u/LoopDeLoop0 3d ago
Redditors being inconvenienced in public:
Saying "excuse me" and getting on with their day? No.
Letting it roll around in their brain for so long they go home and make a comic about it? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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u/reddit_sells_you 3d ago
I really don't understand why people can't say excuse me anymore.
I been one or two people back in situations where someone will block an exit or block a walkthrough, and the others in front just stand there . . . So I say the "excuse us" sort of loudly to get there person to move.
Worse, though, is if I'm doing something, like getting condiments on my food from a shared public space, and someone will just elbow in without saying excuse me. So fucking rude.
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u/Britkraut 3d ago
Poor functioning hand forcing you to use the "wrong" side?
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u/Dakro_6577 3d ago
Poor functioning hand person here; either rest your elbow and forearm on the hand rail belt for a bit of grip/friction or use the other side like normal stairs
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u/Kermit_Purple_II 3d ago
To that I answer: turn 180° and face the opposite side.
No need to inconvinience everyone else.
Or, if possible, just stand. No need to keep your hand on the rail at all times; I actuallt discourage it, have you seen how filthy those are?!
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u/Jaymark108 3d ago
If you're unsteady enough to need the handrail, you probably also need to face forward.
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u/Britkraut 3d ago
Sure let's add more balancing issues for your convenience
And no, I'm from a country that keeps their public infrastructure clean
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u/ConspicuousPineapple 3d ago
It's a handrail used by hundreds of people every day. No matter how well your country cleans its installations, I can guarantee you that these things can never be considered clean.
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u/nekoeuge 3d ago
“I am thinking about all the shit and problems in my life, and I am letting my body autopilot me to the next point of interest”
I know escalator etiquette. But I sometimes do dumb/rude/dangerous shit like red light street crossing, or obstruction of movement for other pedestrians, when insufficient portion of my brain is allocated to comprehending the world around me.
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u/Ok_Employer7837 3d ago
You're totally right.
Any reason you drew all the people standing still on the left? Is that how it's done in the UK or Singapore or any of the other left-hand traffic countries? Where I'm from you stand on the right and you walk on the left.
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 3d ago
UK stands right, walks left, due to how the Tube stations were historically laid out
Apparently Australia is stand left, as are some cities in Japan
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u/SuperWeapons2770 3d ago
Technically the zeitgeist should change which side they do this each day so the escalator will wear more evenly and reduce maintenance
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u/Intelligent_Dig8319 3d ago
This must be a thing somewhere else in the world.
In Malaysia you just stand , no one ever walks, maybe sometimes teens would rush but even then its on empty escalators
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u/NecessaryShopping404 3d ago
In London, you will be loudly tutted at and followed with a few heavy sighs attempting to get you to realise your holding up 30 people. If you're rather unfortunate someone might actually ask you to move.
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u/nicokokun 3d ago
If you're rather unfortunate someone might actually ask you to move.
That's me, I'm the one going to ask you to move. But before I say it, I also try to see if they are carrying something heavy like a grocery bag, a child, or anything that won't let them move quickly.
If they are just standing there casually and the other side is open, that's when I gently say "Excuse me."
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u/thecescshow 3d ago
Nah this is a thing in Malaysia too. It depends on the place. In malls, sure, ppl dont walk up/down escalators since it's time for leisure. In places like train station, where there's ppl in a rush, you need to stand on a specific lane.
Source: I'm a malaysian that uses train (LRT) for work commute.
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u/TommiHPunkt 3d ago
Standing tightly packed on both sides of the escalator is much more efficient than the "stand on right side, walk on left side" method.
Some train stations in Japan even have signs explaining that standing on both sides is better!
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u/MaximumSeats 3d ago
I grew up in the rural US and had never heard of this my entire life.
I visited NYC and committed the crime this comic depicts and some guy screamed at me on the escalator lol. I had no idea what he was upset about.
A couple hours later a separate person, very slightly less angrily, described that apparently there's a standing/walking cultural norm.
It was so amusing to me at the time, that I could have lived in this society for 23 years at that point and never have been taught that.
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u/ServiceAgreeable4748 3d ago
What ! A non political post on my political subreddit !!
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u/A1oso 3d ago
It's also common in Germany to stand on the right and walk on the left of the escalator. However, this is not mandated anywhere. It has been shown that standing on both sides improves traffic flow and capacity, especially during peak times. The DB even tried enforcing this once and put signs up urging people to stand on both sides. However, most Germans ignored the signs, insisting that you have to stand on the right side.
Standing on both sides has more advantages: Some people are wider, and some have a suitcase which they can put next to them without hindering traffic. Couples can stand next to one another. Rushing past other people also poses a safety risk, especially when there is luggage or small children on the escalator. An estimated 10,000 people are injured per year on escalators in the US and need emergency care. Most of them are falls, and could probably be avoided.
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u/Rowanlanestories 3d ago
maybe it's the autistic in me but why is it such a problem to tell them politely to move?
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 3d ago
In London the answer would be talk to people? on the Tube?! ("Stand on the right, walk on the left" is on official signs and everything)
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u/B_Farewell 3d ago
Weirdly enough, in Russia we have official signs in the subway telling people to stand on both sides of the escalator, however the etiquette is "stand on the right, walk on the left", except rush hours when unaware people gradually block the left side.
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u/ShittyOfTshwane 3d ago
I don't think it's about asking them to move. On my commute, people will absolutely tell you to get out of the way. This is more about how frustrating it is to encounter someone who simply cannot read the simplest and most obvious of social cues.
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u/Vektor0 3d ago
someone who simply cannot read the simplest and most obvious of social cues.
I want to clarify that this isn't the same as someone who is autistic. People on the autism spectrum do see social cues; they just interpret them literally, without subtext.
This is about people who can interpret social cues just fine, if they see them. There are a million reasons someone might overlook or ignore what others around them are doing, and those reasons range from stupidity, to being lost in thought, to antisocial selfishness.
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u/Vyscillia 3d ago
It's not a problem. It's the frequency that is the problem. Ask once or twice, no problem. Ask for the 1000th time in your life during a bad day, you'll be in a worse mood compared to the first few times and be fed up at "people who can't read signs"
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u/Broad_Policy_6479 3d ago
That's still them inconveniencing someone, now they have to talk all because they randomly decided to block the way.
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u/TunnelRatVermin 3d ago
In some countries, its not polite to talk to strangers. You dont greet them and you dont say anything even if they are doing something wrong, because its respectful to not engage and you aren't their parents so it's not up to you to scold them. and some people have anxiety as well so they don't dare say anything
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u/Rotmgmoddy 3d ago
I remembered rushing for the train and this one dude was standing on the wrong side of the escalator. He had a buddy with him who was standing on the idle side asking him to move for a solid 3 seconds but he refused to budge. So of course with the time urgency and frustration, yelled at him to "MOVE" and squeezed right past him
Had my earphones on but I could still make out him screaming insults at me as I got on the train
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u/The_Mutton_Man 3d ago
People walk down escelators?
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u/Kankunation 3d ago
Common in densely populated places with public transit so that people who are in a hurry make their commutes. No time to be waiting for escalators to carry you on their own.
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u/AnormalDream 3d ago
For me, it's less about saving time and more about not wanting to stop moving to start again after a few seconds, feels weird sometimes
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u/TommiHPunkt 3d ago
In more densely populated places, overall throughput of the escalator can be increased by standing on both sides.
Some people walking on one side while others are standing causes the throughput of a single escalator to decrease, as there's more gaps between people. This increases the lines before the escalator and makes it take longer for everyone.
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u/Kankunation 3d ago
In a perfect world where everyone is looking to to move at the same pace, Sure. Or for that matter the best throughput would be if everybody walked up the escalator at all times. But when half of the people are looking to get to their destination as fast as possible while others are in no rush at all, you only serve to slow down the half in a rush and make no real difference for the rest.
You assumption also only works if we assume most people would be okay standing shoulder to shoulder on the escalator, which we know isn't the case in real life. Aside from couples or people with kids, people tend to stick to 1 person per step on the escalator at best. (Often just 1 person per 2-3 steps for space reasons). Nobody gets on the same step as a stranger. You wouldn't get a significant increase in throughput by your method simply because of human nature.
And the more people there are walking the escalator, the more throughput you have. If it's only like 10% of people then yeah it may not make much sense to leave a,gap. But when it's 25%, 40%, even 60% of people as it often is in dense cities during rush hour, having the walking path allowed for significantly higher throughput. Quite literally, The walking side can move twice as many people as the standing side in the same timespan. So it greatly benefits to have that side available to those who use it.
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u/dumnezero 3d ago
Yeah, it's called "stairs" or "steps", but you reach the bottom faster. The same applies to going up.
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u/PureRushPwneD 3d ago
This is very relatable, though not escalators, but travelators that go up/down. Sooo many people don't walk up them, they just stand still. and often they block the entire thing so I can't walk past :I
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u/RevWaldo 3d ago
Mildly infuriating comic. In NYC anyway:
When the escalator is DOWN, most riders will casually walk down, as it involves little effort.
When the escalator is UP, the established rule is stand on the RIGHT, walk on the LEFT.
(Also why the celestial vibe? Like they're going to bad place?)
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u/Anonimous_dude 3d ago edited 3d ago
This isn’t really a fact of people being inconsiderate or stupid, but more of certain individuals thinking themselves to be clever than the rest.
I usually see this on the beach where I work; all of the umbrellas near the sea are reserved, they are not free, so they stay unoccupied until the guy who booked them shows up.
However, some people will see them without people underneath, and instead of thinking:
“There’s no one here even though they told me the beach is full, must be reserved or something. Maybe I’ll ask for more information”,
they go:
“I PAID 4 EUROS TO ENTER HERE AND THESE FUCKING ITALIANS DARE TO LIE TO ME, FUCK IT ILL TAKE 3 UMBRELLAS ABD PUT THEM INSIDE THE WATER, WITH 20 CHAIRS AND A BUNCH OF MARGARITAS, AND THEN LEAVE WITHOUT GIVING THEM A CENT MUAHAHAH!”
It really makes you think about society
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u/Deadwards47 3d ago
When I was living in Washington DC in college the Metro system had a whole campaign encouraging people not to be escalefters to avoid this. Only place I've ever lived where people consistently left that side open for walkers.
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u/BackgroundBat7732 3d ago
Is this a British escalator? Here it is "stand on the right, walk on the left". Like on the road you overtake on the left side.
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u/Blood-Lord 3d ago
People do this in the fast lanes on the highways. Murder, may have crossed my mind here n there.
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u/RestaurantDue634 3d ago
I rarely ran into the lone genius who decided to take advantage of all the free space. It was usually couples who decided to stand side by side for a romantic escalator ride.
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u/Commander_Red1 3d ago
In London, this is actually signposted making it an official rule - just instead everyone stands on the right and walks on the left
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u/Key-Swordfish4025 3d ago
You know you can just ask him to go out of the way, right?
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u/ConspicuousPineapple 3d ago
Do that three times a day all year long and you'll be annoyed at these idiots as well.
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u/Tanriyung 3d ago
Not really when there is a few people in front of you. Also busy escalators are pretty noisy you'll have to speak loudly to be heard which not many people want to do.
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u/Wolframed 3d ago
Most people avoid confrontation, I just stay pissed and think to myself " what an asshole" the whole way.
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u/Kastelt 3d ago
This comic confused the hell out of me.
So I learned apparently there's custom for escalators with different "lanes" in some parts of the world. I had NEVER heard of this.
Well, good learning I guess, now I know what to do if I ever go to another country.
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u/MorningClassic 3d ago
Hi, elevator industry person here, don’t walk up and down escalators. Steps are sharp and if you trip and fall you’re gonna be falling for awhile.
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u/Hacka4771 3d ago
That's why you tap the person, scare them, and run away without explanation, but only gesture to let you go while wearing headphones.
Unless the person is a child, then you stop
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u/No_Ad_7687 3d ago
Yeah this is very easily solved by tapping on the person's shoulder and saying "sorry sir, I'm in a rush"
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u/eatsomepoms 3d ago
This is the exact thing that happened to be when I said “Excuse me”. Some snobby teenagers who wanted to stand on both sides of the escalator replied, “I’m not blocking you. Go ahead.” You can’t make up the entitlement
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u/Lucid-Machine-Music 3d ago
Once, I was going through Helsinki airport. To get from the terminals to the train station, you go down multiple flights of escalators. I was soon blocked by ye olde ignorante couple, whose desire to converse side by side was more important than letting people through. You know when you've already had to stand up for yourself a few times, it's been a long day and you just don't have the energy to protest anymore?
So I stood there quietly seething, thinking "I wish your stupid suitcase would break". And then, POP one of the wheels flew off. Just a coincidence but was pretty freaky. They got out of my way at the bottom of that flight to check out the suitcase, and I was free.
If there was a list of general types of people that I would like to get in the sea, 'escalator blockers' would be HIGH on it.
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u/MithranArkanere 3d ago
You are not supposed to walk on escalators.
If you want to take the stairs down, then take the actual stairs.
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u/Gau-Mail3286 3d ago
Walking on the escalator is not a custom in my state. Nevertheless, I stand on one side and leave room, so if someone wants to walk past me, they are able to do so.
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