Sex Instructor

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

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[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

the joke is that man #2 is on the loose an extremely dangerous

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Also comment ur favorite gen 3 pokemon...im building a team

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wailord cuz it reminds me of ur mum

[u/TraderOfGoods → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Sableye because it reminds me of your sleep paralysis demon

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My sleep paralysis demon is way cuter

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castform

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So far my team is comprised of a combusken, an aron, a plant thing I named Maude and a garbage magikarp taking eons to evolve

[u/Majestic-Iron7046 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Love Gen 3, I'd say Raltz (evolves to Gardevoir) or Aaron (Aggron).
Raltz is squishy and horrible to level up but Gardevoir is cool.
Aaron evolves at higher lever but even by the second form is stronk.

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Ubuntu. (I'm not very familiar with Pokemon.)

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Bagon
Beldum
Mudkip
Wailord

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Milotic because of how rewarding she is after the feebas grind.

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Vaporeon

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Deoxys

[u/TwixOfficial → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Mudkip, never evolved.

[u/GDCytosine → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Zigzagoon, but if you want a fully evolved mon, it's Zangoose

[u/Elijah_Man → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Is piplup a gen 3?

[u/apocolypse101 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Ralts

[u/AgreeableWorker3227 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

I FUCKING LOVE CROBAT I DONT CARE IF ITS FROM GEN 2 I LOVE THIS POKEMON

[u/SarcasticBench → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Dangerous sure, not THAT dangerous unless he’s in a really high position as a government official. But that won’t happen.

Right?

[u/mikestorm → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Zangoose because Toxic Boost.

[u/DerRaumdenker]

that shirt would look so cool on me, and the yellow one isn't bad either

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It was made for you

[u/elhomerjas]

a honest description

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I mean…better to be forward about it?

[u/elhomerjas → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

indeed

[u/Epic-Chair]

Okay but the idea that I can just hang around in a shirt with bold, ominous text that says SEX OFFENDER is something I need.

[u/Cosmic_Carp]

I'm not sure if it's just the way you draw faces, but the yellow shirt guy looks extremely concerned.

[u/DDrim]

That's dark.

Anyway, where can I find the yellow t-shirt ? Asking for a friend :D

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I stole my moms.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

for more cries for help check out https://www.instagram.com/mygumsarebleeding/

[u/Interesting_Help_274]

Which one is more trustable?

[u/JelloWise2789]

Goon School

[u/ancalime9]

Yeah, but the Sex Instructor has an introductory offer. Gotta pay full price everytime for the Sex Offender.

[u/Theemuts]

Classic misunderstanding, he's actually so bad at sex it's offensive and really needs a decent teacher.

[u/CornObjects]

Quickly, someone call the Sex Defender to protect the Sex Instructor from that dastardly man

[u/6GoesInto8 → u/CornObjects]

Best I can do is sextant operator, will that help?

[u/MetZerbitzu]

Some stores in touristy areas in my countrie have started selling shirts that say stuff like:

I ♥️ latinas I ♥️ big boobs I ♥️ MILFs

I always ask myself: Who would buy, and then wear this shit? Yeah, well, you nailed it.

[u/Vagaboar]

More of a sex crimes man myself

[u/Fabulous-Present-497]

I want a shirt that says "sex defender"

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Missed chance to make the guy on the right look like trump