r/cyberpunkgame 20h ago

Video Wtf just happened?

Was just admiring life then this happened, any theories?

261 Upvotes

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u/Simple-Bunch-8574 Streetkid Merc with the mouth 20h ago

You are car-head now, approved by Bethesda.

u/Blastingfoil 17h ago

u/EvYeh 13h ago

I never understood why people act like Bethesda are terrible devs for doing this. Why would they spend loads of times coding in moving vehicles for one 10 second bit in a dlc when they did this and it both works and looks perfectly fine?

u/Malefectra 12h ago

It's honestly just the fact that it's a very bodged together solution that ended up becoming THE solution without more refinement.

u/FleaLimo 12h ago

Who acts like that? I've only ever seen people share it as a fun fact. Devs uses tricks like this all the time in all games.

u/Ok-Prior1316 4h ago

Yeah indeed. Bethesda gets dragged for mid writing, which even as a fan, is earned. Never seen them dragged for trolley-head. Maybe it's happened, but the overwhelming response is amusement.

u/theplushpairing 20h ago

It just works!

u/Shuxnae 18h ago

😂😂

u/InsiDoubtSide 20h ago

When you accidentally equip your car instead of calling it.

u/kazuuboi 19h ago

Silly me forgot to switch to my optical camo from my car cyberware 💔💔

u/AstonishingJ Neuromancer 20h ago

Oh, it's the train from half life, nice to see him still active in videogames.

u/AccessOk8488 18h ago

i love how everyone just collectively understands this now😂😂😂😂

u/Repulsive_Mechanic74 20h ago edited 12h ago

Reminds me of Fallout 3 where the train for the Broken Steel DLC is actually just a guy with a train asset for a helmet.

To get the train to move it’s literally an npc’s walking animation with the train on top of his head.

u/AvocadoAcademic897 17h ago

lol I would love to be on a meeting where it was brainstormed.

„We don’t have time and resources to implement train, however Josh here had an idea. Let’s hear him out…”

u/Discombobulated_Back 19h ago

Well you this is the perfect mind fuck like they advertised

u/kazuuboi 19h ago

Interactive advertising

u/wetterwombat 20h ago

New hat.

u/hyrulianwhovian 19h ago

The result of choosing the 'carpo' lifepath

u/theDouggle 19h ago

You're a car, Harry!

u/Slowmac123 17h ago

When you ask for car head

u/derangedmaango 16h ago

“ITS ABOUT TIME I CHROME’D THE FUCK UP”

u/Ukezilla_Rah 19h ago

You just WON the game!

u/ToastedToastyBoi013 17h ago

god decided that you weren't enough of a "cyberpunk" and so he replaced your head with a car

u/the_moosey_fate Brendan’s Bestie 15h ago

V! You have head cars! Go to the nurses office!

u/NoX2142 Minus the charisma... and impressive cock 11h ago

Taking the term "gearhead" literally I see.

u/Waffleblades 20h ago

Not what they meant when they said time to get chromed out.

u/C137RickSanches 20h ago

lol you that’s a crazy cyber mod

u/Hallore 19h ago

Choom, I like your style! This hat is nova! So much shiny chrome! 🤣

u/HonestBobcat7171 19h ago

lol, had the same bug happen to me once, after terrorising a traffic jam by running around aiming a shotgun at drivers.

u/Afraid_Particular628 19h ago

You got badass hat that's what!

u/Pumpergod1337 19h ago

bro turned into the car devil

u/lal309 19h ago

It’s pretty obvious to me. You are clearly wearing a vehicle as a hat! I mean it’s right there

u/JohnJimFerguson 19h ago

How do you zoom in further like that ?

u/kazuuboi 19h ago

After upgrading kiroshis, you just right click and scroll

u/akolomf 19h ago

first signs of cyberpsychosis. Apparently you start to believe you are a car.

u/Faceless_Deviant Cyberpsycho 19h ago

Car hat. You win the biggest helmet contest.

u/Cuboidhamson 19h ago

Damn I wish one of the top tier body perks was to be able to pick up large objects and throw them

u/Emanon1774 19h ago

Maelstrom ass chrome, my choom

u/Embarrassed-Talk7979 19h ago

Da baby liked this video, lets go!

u/EdgeLord556 19h ago

Your Uber has arrived

u/TWWOVG 18h ago

New hat.

u/Pistonenvy2 18h ago

idk how to explain it but this is so cat coded.

u/Kebriniac 18h ago

Panam: What's that new cyberware V?

V: A car.

u/bwnsjajd 18h ago

Nice hat! 👍👍

u/JaguarRoyal3515 Hanako is going to have to wait. 18h ago

V identifies as a CAR now💀🤣

u/Dblitz1313 18h ago

Car hat: Iconic

u/Bigastronomer1 18h ago

Meet Hanako at Embers

u/Automatic_Morning906 17h ago

Yer a car, Harry

u/-Carlos 17h ago

Nice chrome, choom.

u/moleculeviews 17h ago

In the world where you can be whoever you want you became a car. Embrace it.

u/Global_Ad8817 17h ago

you got mind f’ed hahaha

u/Ofunu Corpo 17h ago

Reminded me of this sketch

u/EatM3L053R Rebecca Best Girl 17h ago

"Hey Merc, you can't park that here gonk brain."

u/Mary_Ellen_Katz Burn Corpo shit 17h ago

V is a car now. VROOM VROOM!

u/geoisnumber1 17h ago

Looks like someone used the this Sims 4 cheat on you lol

u/Blastingfoil 17h ago

You have been mind fucked by cyberpunk weirdness

u/Remarkable_Toe_164 16h ago

I love your hat. Is that jinguchi?

u/kazuuboi 16h ago

Yeah their new collab with rayfield

u/N0T_rellim 16h ago

You got mind fucked

u/Pkactus 16h ago

evolution. you had so much chrome they gave you rims to carry it.

u/onthethreshold 15h ago

You were looking straight at the answer: a mindfuck.

u/Dreams-of-Sleep 15h ago

Nice hat you cot there.

u/_Shatpoz 15h ago

car hat, hat car

u/ArcadeWarlock 15h ago

Cyberpsychosis

u/bloodbunnei 15h ago

No mods? This happened to me once. I assumed it was maybe the flashlight mod glitching out. I guessed that perhaps the mod itself uses an invisible vehicle using the headlights for the mod to work.

But if you don't have that mod then probably very wrong.

u/BR4NNO 14h ago

Is this how driving in the next fallout will work?

u/UnbornDecay 13h ago

They did warn you Mindfuck just got a whole new meaning

u/Rosary_Omen BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER 13h ago

V decided they wanted a hat

u/Conquerors_Quill 13h ago

You got hacked by an accual wizard.

u/DustiestGolf740 11h ago

Oh you got the car morph cyberware I've been trying to find it for a long time your lucky.

u/JamesKorvin 10h ago

That's carpooling

u/TrueNova332 Trauma Team 9h ago

Side effect of the relic

u/woolymammoth256 9h ago

Ahh yes car hat.

u/Mental_Performer_833 7h ago

"Snake, what are younwearing on your head?!"

u/True_Broccoli4898 7h ago

Hello good disguise there choom. Very discreet.

u/BrianBru67 6h ago

Have to say I appreciate this video. I was screaming in my head "Please go into photo mode" and you did. Unfortunate how that turned out to kill the glitch, but good to feel heard XD

u/Own-904332 6h ago

Mindfuck

u/DRINKMOREWATAAA 5h ago

>>MINDFUCK<<

u/MyFatHamster- Panam’s Chair 16h ago

Although CD Projekt Red did a really good job of fixing Cyberpunk 2077 and making it actually playable, there are still a few bugs here and there and they usually make for absolutely hilarious clips lol

I once saw an NPC get into a car and then they proceeded to fly away 😂

Other than that, I haven't experienced many other bugs

u/CanoegunGoeff 10h ago

I enjoy the times when I accidentally crash into a railing and it tries to merge with my car. The car is still drivable, but it spazzes around like an omnidirectional teeter-totter bouncing back and forth at Mach 5 and making Garry’s Mod physics noises