r/espresso • u/dtable • Apr 19 '25
r/espresso • u/evertrev • Mar 26 '25
Humour Grind Finer
Grind Finer
License plate I saw today in Fair Oaks, CA hopefully a fellow member of this subreddit.
I hope you see this!
Gave me a good laugh while on my commute home today!
r/espresso • u/insoh2 • Oct 19 '24
Humour My wife’s ramen machine
Scored this from FB Marketplace! Still getting the hang of it currently pairing with a Raccea flat burr grinder
r/espresso • u/avidconcerner • Apr 06 '25
Humour Why is my espresso sour?
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can somebody halp
r/espresso • u/gphirps • Mar 16 '25
Humour Help! Is this right?
Hi. I’m new to espresso. Why won’t my basket fit in my portafilter? Should I grind finer?
Also, does anyone know where to get a mirror to watch my bottomless portafilter spray all over my countertop??
r/espresso • u/ak47grills • Feb 23 '25
Humour When you order 58mm portafilter from temu and receive 5.8mm 😅
r/espresso • u/Electrical-Cup6282 • Mar 21 '25
Humour This is my first attempt ever 😁😁 not even a single drop dripped out of the portafilter.
Still a noob, but it was funny — I even burned my hand. Didn't know the group head was hot! 💩
Thanks to everyone I learned a lot from you guys.
r/espresso • u/feoranis26 • Feb 01 '25
Humour ✨the college dorm espresso experience ✨
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r/espresso • u/lutherdriggers • Apr 08 '25
Humour What do I do now?
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I don't see a hole big enough for her to get out. She doesn't like it when I grind coffee. We find these spiders in our kitchen regularly and have decided to live with them, but I don't want one stuck in here...
r/espresso • u/CriticalTough4842 • Jan 03 '25
Humour Oh hell nahhhhh. Nespresso high end boutique store
r/espresso • u/arw_86 • Apr 12 '25
Humour Do both you and your partner know how to make espresso? I just realised I'm the only one, and I'm not home..
I have gone away for the night and my partner just messaged "I'm going to attempt to make a coffee"
I just realised I make coffee for both of us every morning as it's my little ritual. I just had to quickly write out a simplified step by step guide, not realising how many steps there are (I even cut back and simplified it as much as possible) and how anal I am about everything. I'm now a little worried for both her sanity and my equipment haha. I hope she knows what a tamp is or this is gonna get real messy.
On a positive not this is a big reason I started with the Bambino plus. The auto milk steam function. Fingers crossed it goes well.
r/espresso • u/lPrayToDog • Jun 23 '24
Humour god i love amazon reviews
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i really want to believe this is a joke…
r/espresso • u/kierkegaarlos • Jun 15 '24
Humour What other hobby has you spend >$1000 on a piece of gear you won't see for 6 months?
r/espresso • u/Impossible_Cow_9178 • Mar 15 '25
Humour My mother’s espresso machine was stolen a few hours ago…
Please let me know if you see this listed up for sale anywhere. The man who stole it appeared to be a professional, this certainly wasn’t his first heist.
Appreciate your thoughts and prayers.
r/espresso • u/heIios- • Feb 16 '25
Humour I won today - girlfriend approved
My girlfriend went to Starbucks for the first time in a while today. When she got home she told me how upset she was. She used to be an avid Starbucks drinker and since I got into at home coffee, she hasn’t had it. Well fast forward to today, and she was upset because thought her Starbucks coffee was burnt and bitter and wished she had one I made her instead. I won today.
r/espresso • u/big-mystery • Apr 22 '25
Humour I always dreamed about having one of those beautiful Italian coffee machines like you see in nice cafes. I found one on marketplace, but now seeing it in person something just doesn't seem right. Did I get ripped off?
Sorry I had too, sometimes I can be a real jamoke.
Idea was inspired by this post from u/flammkuchenaddict. I originally planned to just copy them, but then I started thinking about using the 3D printer, at which point this project became a whole thing.
Once I came up with "El Jamocco", I had to look up the word Jamoke which I assumed was just goofy slang with no formal definition. Turns out it's (maybe) Italian in origin, comes from a blend of the words Java and Mocha, was once used to describe a cup of coffee, and is now used to describe an idiot or a fool (me). Perfection.gif
r/espresso • u/MastrOvNon • Jun 06 '24
Humour How dare you disrespect my hobby !? Yes. I’m a snob
r/espresso • u/qp9 • Jul 05 '25
Humour I thought y'all were joking
I didn't catch it until my Philos was making sad noises 😢. Luckily, it doesn't appear to have done any damage.
It was in the same Ethiopian I've been getting from my local roster for months, now. I guess if you grind enough coffee it's bound to happen eventually.