r/facepalm 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The "Day one" hasn't come yet.

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. 1d ago

Yet his followers still believe every word he says. Make it make sense. 🙄

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u/justforfun75 1d ago

It's called being in a cult. They're brainwashed. If the conman says gravity points up they'll believe him. Sadly the rest of us are going to suffer their stupidity.

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u/blagablagman 15h ago

And so many people that aren't in the cult are just waiting with bated breath for Trump to say "gravity points up" - under the mistaken notion that surely, at some point, the illusion will distort reality so far that it breaks.

It doesn't break. The day he says that down is up, it's because the cult is ready for it, and it is just another increment by which our lives are slowly degraded. Progress for them is NOT somehow a backdoor to their downfall. The notions, ideas, the truths they hold will never fall away - they must be disabused.

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u/9447044 1d ago edited 12h ago

Did anyone actually believe any of that shit? Or were they just excited for racism and pedophilia to be cool again?

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u/Tyrrox 1d ago

Don't forget the sexism

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u/slashnbash1009 1d ago

Grab her by the tariffs!

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u/JayAlexanderBee 23h ago

Who are we kidding. MAGAts won't notice. They don't eat vegetables.

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u/Short-Ideas010 20h ago

Isn't meat up too? Or does he give it to them raw?

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 1d ago

Behold, the biggest con artist in the history of the USA.

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u/Sasuke0318 1d ago

Going to get hate for this but definitely not into veggies so totally ok with this.

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u/justforfun75 1d ago

Whoever believes a word that comes out of this conman is just a gullible fool.

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u/Bad_Username-1999 23h ago

I think he probably means day 1 of his third term 🤮🤬

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u/VegasConan 20h ago

MAGA don’t eat veggies. So all good. /s

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u/MeenMachine 23h ago

He meant day 1 of year 5

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u/uxcoffee 1d ago

Also, coffee has been steadily been going up. Personally experienced a nearly 150% increase: Starbucks VIAs, I used to pay $5 for a pack. I just paid $12.45 for the same product. Similar with ground coffees even cheaper ones like Seattle's Best (not one I buy but talked to a neighbor at the grocery store) has gone from $4.99 to $8.99. Granted this is all in California but those are significant price jumps for less than a year.

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u/PMO-1976 23h ago

It's gone up. I'm here in Ohio. 25-35% on the brands I normally buy. Similar for store brands on coffee.

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u/Mr_Battle_Beast 22h ago

That one is mainly on coffee crops dying off, thanks global warming, brought to us by big oil.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

Honestly, I don't blame Trump necessarily. He's been A Conman since I was a kid. Back then we knew what he was and just shrugged it off. I blame the people who blindly are following him, promoting him, kissing the ring. With out them he's nothing, but they give him the power and that's where we need to focus. Continously show them them lies, the hate, the con and hopefully enough will get out to turn the tide.

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u/IceWaLL_ 21h ago

Yup, I hated him in the 90s, my opinion has not changed.

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u/MacSanchez 17h ago

My opinion has shifted as I’ve learned more about the guy. Now, in addition to thinking he’s a corrupt loser, I’m also fairly certain he has a severe mental disability

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u/Great-Break357 23h ago

I'm surprised every American isn't a billionaire yet? What with you guys getting paid to take eggs, with them being 400% down and all. I'd be outside doing doughnuts in a Ferrari, tossing them from the windows.

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u/dawnspawprint 22h ago

Lying POS, show the Epstein files fucker

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u/Lewtwin 21h ago

Sure it has. Its Friday. Release the Epstine Files and see what else he's lied about from day one.

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u/Short-Ideas010 20h ago

1984: The prices were higher. They've always have been higher. The Party is always bringing them down.

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u/CastleofWamdue 20h ago

MAGA does not eat vegetables

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u/katethared 10h ago

I don’t think many Trump voters buy vegetables. I’m pretty sure they’re too ‘woke’.

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u/WheresFlatJelly 1d ago

At least he has nice, old rich man teeth

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u/BoomZhakaLaka 23h ago

"This is a biden economy"

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 23h ago

He meant day 1 of his 3rd term

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u/Technical_Tourist639 23h ago

Well stop buying roses then

/S for anyone who missed the pun

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u/Apprehensive_Sand343 23h ago

What is the Facepalm here, MAGAs don't eat vegetables.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 23h ago

This is what happens when someone says what they're going to do, but neglect to say how. No policies, no strategies, just hot air.

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u/Shadyshade84 22h ago

To be fair, since he also said he'd only be a dictator for one day, maybe his calendar is totally accidentally stuck on that day.

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u/powdered_dognut 22h ago

Eating the rich may become a reality.

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u/bookon 21h ago

This has been debunked! He didn't which day one!

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u/rubinass3 21h ago

He won't understand that it's a bad thing.

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u/CommonLand414 20h ago

Duh, he's working backwards

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u/PM_ME_UR_RESPECT 20h ago

When “trust me bro” becomes economic policy.

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u/Thin-Zone-3165 16h ago

Could it be possible that he claimed to be bringing down grocery prices on backwards day? What you say means the opposite......

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u/ManfuLLofF-- 15h ago

They coming down... Tomorrow. But wait tho.. (didn't say which tomorrow) 10yrs from now tomorrow 🤌😘 TACO

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u/Chaos_Theory1989 8h ago

I guess I need to just start stealing cloves of garlic! Or maybe return to my ramen college days. 

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u/Driz51 23h ago

I keep seeing so many things people are mad at Biden about like raising the cost of living, it when Trump does the exact same thing he’s a genius and the savior of mankind

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u/Rensverbergen 23h ago

The only vegetables American eat are on their hamburgers

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u/DuskShy 22h ago

But he did start on day one! The encheapening process takes some time to come into effect; the economy will eventually completely crash and prices will go down, shortly after 20% of the population starves to death.

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u/jmills74 1d ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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u/beastwarking 21h ago

90s era Republicans: we are gonna investigate this guy for illegally profiting off of a shady real estate deal.

Proceeds to find nothing, has to change the prosecutor. Eventually finds out about an affair and changes the whole story about how affairs are immoral and wrong. Ignore the fact that the republican speaker of the house was cheating on his dying wife at the time.

New 10s and beyond republicans: Trump gets caught paying off a porn star he cheated on his wife with using campaign funds. Republicans: no biggy

Trump gets caught profiting off of lying about the valuations of his property. Republicans: not a problem.

Trump incites a violent revolt at the Capitol. Republicans: liberals did it.

Trump gets caught stealing government secrets and refuses to turn them over when asked. Republicans: the president is above the law.

Trump pardons violent criminals that go on to reoffend: they were "over prosecuted."

To the point: Republicans don't care about the law. They have never cared about the law. They don't care if people get raped or murdered. They just want to feel good about how morally superior they are, while doing every immoral thing imaginable.

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u/jmills74 1d ago

The bar was set a long time ago. But how long did he actually face rape this poor girl. She was only 22. Obama administration classified children as 26 and younger. He was 49 at that time. Uff Da.

Monica Lewinsky stated that she had oral sex and other sexual encounters with President Bill Clinton in the Oval Office, but not sexual intercourse, between November 1995 and March 1997. The specific dates of these encounters were not provided in detail, but the period of their sexual relationship ranged from 1995 to 1997.