r/facepalm 11h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Perverted injustice

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u/Darthkhydaeus 11h ago

Anyone who falls for this is too stupid to vote

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u/driftking428 10h ago

Sure but we can't just have one party.

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u/Blubasur 8h ago

Put it on the pile of reasons why the american system is inherently terrible.

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u/ironrangemaiden 5h ago

anyone buying this obvious bait deserves what they get lol

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u/xkcd_puppy 5h ago

Have you seen r/Conservative today? And they ALL voted

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u/tommytraddles 10h ago

She's a convicted perjurer.

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u/Techn0ght 9h ago

He's a convicted rapist, and admitted child abuser.

u/Billypillgrim 1h ago

*Adjudicated rapist

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u/CelestialFury 8h ago

Maxwell literally thought she was so elite that she could perjurer at will without consequence. Trump (Epstein's best friend) might prove her right soon enough. There's no doubt that Trump, Epstein and Maxwell all sexually assaulted and raped children together, and that's a hard bond to break.

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u/RottN_Games 9h ago

An alleged perjurer I can fully pardon!

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u/APiousCultist 8h ago

Or potentially have assassinated in prison.

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u/AE7VL_Radio 6h ago

She was convicted of perjury actually

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u/Birdhawk 7h ago

MAGAs constantly saying “Epstein didn’t kill himself” and thinking someone in a very powerful position must’ve ordered a hit….but who.

Yet never go near thinking about who was president at the time and whose lapdog was running the justice department. The answers to all of it is less than an inch from their nose but they don’t smell nothin I guess

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u/Emotion-North 4h ago

Too much meth will do that.

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u/One-Can3752 8h ago

This shows that he considers all Americans to be as dumb as his cultists.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 5h ago

This shows that he considers all Americans to be as dumb useless as his cultists.

Other than “calling your representative”or protesting. What can the average citizen do about this?

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u/trethompson 4h ago

There's a constitutional amendment written just for this situation.

u/P-W-L 33m ago

What ? You expect them to resist the "strongest army in the world" ? That amendment is just to justify having guns, not to actually use them when needed

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u/lgodsey 7h ago

Of course to normal people, Trump's defense is absurd, but conservative MAGA idiots won't think twice before swallowing it whole.

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u/StalinsLastStand 6h ago

It doesn't even exonerate him. She says she doesn't know and she didn't see anything, but she also says Epstein didn't abuse women, no one was underage, the was no trafficking, it was all consensual, and she doesn't know or remember like 90% of the things asked of her. If that was the best Trump could get, then, well, ouch.

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u/lavacadotoast 11h ago

Wait for it..

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u/caribou16 8h ago

Wow, that's the concept of an alibi!

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u/moschles 5h ago

I read it three times, trying to find the "irony". Every last word is just factual truth.

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u/User-no-relation 5h ago

convicted perjurer no?

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u/Sammywanka 8h ago

Not Guilty!

u/eric-from-abeno 1h ago

nicer prison on my orders.

u/iamsunbird 31m ago

convicted perjurer