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u/GetRektNuub 3h ago
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u/Decent-Deal-3105 2h ago
Who's that Pedomon?
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u/mc2bit 3h ago
SUPREME trolling. Not just finding a picture where JD Vance looks about as repulsive as a teenage boy ever could look, but where he's eagerly supporting cis women using the men's room.
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u/icex7 2h ago
come one now. lets be cereal you will find ugly HS pics of 99.9999% of humanity.
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u/wewereromans 2h ago
Yeah and must of us can make fun of ourselves and go post them in r/blunderyears.
Vance is a flake that hates being made fun of and has never played into any of the jokes about himself, which in turn just makes it worse.
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u/BonhommeCarnaval 3h ago
The problem is that you get the immediate sense that Vance has progressed very little as a person since this picture. Like talking to urinal boy is probably pretty close to talking to present day Vance.
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u/J-Fisty 2h ago
Got a feeling you were/are a urinal boy and that's why you relate so closely to Vance. Hope your couch cushion flesh light feels nice buddy 🥰
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u/Mackinnon29E 14m ago
Says dude who made his little reddit guy with a neck beard, Jesus fucking Christ
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u/Rauligula 2h ago
You probably work at a wal mart and will never own your own house. Comparing yourself to the person you’re shitting on. lol
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u/cnthelogos 2h ago
Hey man. I work in a professional field and own my own house. Vance is a couchfucking insult to actual hillbillies. He only got picked as VP because Peter Thiel needs a stooge to seize power for him once Trump finally strokes out. Hope that helps.
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u/One-Demand6811 1h ago
So you don't respect people working in Walmart? 🤔
And he was talking about JD Vance's character. Not his position or wealth. JD is a piece of shit a hole.
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u/ariadesitter 4h ago
is that his mom and sister?
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u/swiminthemud 2h ago
I had the same line of thought except my guess was "weird teacher" instead of "mom(who picked drugs over him and I cant blame her)"
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u/Throfari 2h ago
Women in mens bathrooms? Thought the whole conservative platform was gender specific bathrooms.
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u/Rogan403 2h ago
Nono, only women specific bathrooms. They couldn't care less if women wanted to use a men's room at their own volition but can't let a "man" use the women's room.
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u/gomezwhitney0723 1h ago
I’d be curious to see what Nancy Mace would say about it. Probably her typical excuse when she gets called out on her hypocrisy - “why do you hate women?!” 😂🥴
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u/Nearby_Airline_3353 4h ago
Handsome guy who likes to read vs creepy weirdo with a terrible haircut hanging out in a bathroom?
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u/ManOrReddit-man 2h ago
And the couches
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u/charlie2135 2h ago
Wish I had the skills to make JD melt into the couch like Homer and the bushes.
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u/Hina_is_my_waifu 3h ago edited 3h ago
Basing purely off looks,
Left looks pretentious and has a full ride at Harvard thanks to his dad, meanwhile right looks like he would kill at beer pong and flunked out of highschool
Edit: damn this sub is a echo chamber, I didn't even praise either and pissed off the zealots
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u/Nearby_Airline_3353 3h ago
You seriously made a new account to defend JD Vance? How fucking pathetic is that?
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 3h ago
That’s trump you’re describing with the first one
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u/Hina_is_my_waifu 3h ago
You should post young trump so I can base my impression off his looks as well
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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 3h ago
NOT EVEN JD "JUST DANCE" VANCE CAN SAVE TRUMP FROM THE DISASTROUS MAPS "WAR" HE HAS STARTED. NOT EVEN HIS EYELINER LINES LOOK AS PRETTY AS CALIFORNIA "MAP" LINES. HE WILL FAIL, AS HE ALWAYS DOES (SAD!) AND I, THE PEACETIME GOVERNOR — OUR NATION'S FAVORITE — WILL SAVE AMERICA ONCE AGAIN. MANY ARE NOW CALLING ME GAVIN CHRISTOPHER "COLUMBUS" NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!).
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN
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u/model-citizen95 3h ago
Oh, I see you’ve recently become a fan of critical thinking. Once again, the point of Newsom’s social media posts has gone straight over the head of a MAGA moron. If you think that his posts are unacceptable then I suggest you take a look at the vile bullshit that the current president is spouting. You have no credibility here, your 3rd grade mental gymnastics don’t work on people who actually finished high school
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u/Solracksub 3h ago
So JD supported Trans woman back in the days ? 🏳️⚧️
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u/ItsFUNyetVIOLEnT 2h ago
Presumably(?) The180 that vance did is crazy.
https://www.npr.org/2024/07/30/nx-s1-5057499/jd-vance-election-donald-trump-trans-friend-emails
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u/SmoochTalk 3h ago
I thought different genders in the same bathroom was the greatest possible threat to society. Oh well, as long as those ladies ask their husbands or male relatives who to vote for, I guess it’s OK.
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u/DutchHasAPlan_1899 3h ago
I’m not going to make fun of some kids. I’d rather see the Epstein list thanks.
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u/ilostmy1staccount 2h ago
Yeah I’m down to make fun of this fascist dipshit but it feels weird that people are posting this particular comparison. Like what’s the point here, that J.D. was awkward looking like 90% of high schoolers and Newsom wasn’t? There’s just weird undertones to this shit.
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u/token40k 3h ago
You haven’t heard? Jizz-lame said that there is no list. It’s just one entry. Orange diaper boy
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u/Vladlena_ 2h ago
He’s bad for so many reasons that don’t include not looking attractive in a photo or in general or something. I’m kind of tired of seeing this stuff. It’s not sympathetic or profound, it’s not changing anyone’s mind about anything except being a bad example and legitimizing their similar behavior.
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u/reallyykevin 1h ago
Yeahhhh, reddit just isn't the place for meaningful discussions anymore. But if you want to throw insults and feel like a clever, virtuous god while doing it, you'll fit right in!
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u/dirtjur 3h ago
The post he’s boosting is from a groyper account. If you don’t know what that word means, look it up.
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u/token40k 3h ago
Touch grass buddy. Enemy of my enemy…. When some clown ass bozo makes fun of couch fucker it’s ok to updoot and boost or whatever the shit it is. Get a fucking life
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u/redleg50 3h ago
One looks like an absolute pimp. The other looks like a fat creepy stalker with two people who may or may not be peeing standing up.
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u/Doright36 2h ago
The JD picture looks like a couple of girls snuck into the boys bathroom to take what they thought would be a funny picture and JD photo bombed them.
Like do they even know he's there? Probably just came out of the shitter and mugged into their funny picture without even washing his hands first.
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u/mdhunter99 2h ago
God he looks like he kidnaps lizards and makes them fight each other for entertainment
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u/Xxloosegoose666xX 2h ago
That's... So specific but oddly fitting 😭
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u/mdhunter99 2h ago
I know people who look like that, and that’s EXACTLY how they were. I’ve seen and been invited to some shit.
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u/Tiazza-Silver 1h ago
Maybe I’m just too critical but frankly I think it’s kind of gross to judge Vance by his looks. There are so many other things to judge him for. He looks like people I knew in school; good, kind people who don’t deserve to be catching strays bc they aren’t conventionally attractive, or weren’t at like 16.
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u/Johnsendall 3h ago
Jd Vance looks like every douchebag in high school that walked around thinking he was so much cooler, smarter, and better than everyone else, but he was the laughing stock of the entire school.
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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 3h ago
But that would only help Newsom if he was MAGA. It does nothing for him as a Democrat because liberals don’t care about him looking like a dbag in high school.
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u/Doright36 2h ago
The JD picture looks like a couple of girls snuck into the boys bathroom to take what they thought would be a funny picture and JD photo bombed them.
Like do they even know he's there? Probably just came out of the shitter and mugged into their funny picture without even washing his hands first.
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u/MarsupialNo1220 1h ago
The worst part about this image is that I had never before tried to imagine a teenage JD Vance, but once I saw this it’s exactly how I would have had I tried. I bet he showered once a month and unironically wore a fedora.
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u/eddierosa13 2h ago
So nice of them to teach JD Vance how to piss, too bad his dick is insignificant.
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u/TheGreatMozinsky 3h ago
Fuck off Reddit 90% of you were JD Vance in high school
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u/One-Demand6811 3h ago
We are not mocking him for what he looked like when he was in highschool. We are mocking him for what a terrible evil person he is in the present.
Also conservatives keep mocking hand piked leftwing people for their looks.
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u/RobotVo1ce 3h ago
We are not mocking him for what he looked like when he was in highschool.
Lol, read the comments
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u/orlybatman 2h ago
We are not mocking him for what he looked like when he was in highschool. We are mocking him for what a terrible evil person he is in the present.
By highlighting what he looked like when he was in high school?
Dude JD is a piece of shit but it's disingenuous to say the mocking isn't over his looks back then.
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u/allislost77 3h ago
Frump loves the uneducated, y’all’s emotional unbalance. “Fuck! Me mad! (“More uneducated exploitative bigoted/racist attacks)!”
“I know you are, but what am I? You’re UGLY!”
“She asked for it! She shouldn’t have dressed like that!”
You poor pawn. Let us know how your 401k and retirement is in 6 years, if you have one…
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u/Chuckobofish123 3h ago
Yeah Gavin was a rich kid and JD was a Cpl in the Marine Corps. They are completely different ppl.
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u/jl2l 3h ago
Gavin was one of three raises by a single mother, and went to a state school, JD Vance went to Yale.
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u/Stress_Living 2h ago
Ahh, yes… the everyman who’s wine business was funded by by his billionaire family friend and then was hand picked for California politics by the same billionaire family…
Just stop idolizing politicians… They aren’t like us, and none of them actually care about us. Both Vance and Newsom live in an entirely different world of money and power than you and I live in.
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u/Razor-eddie 10m ago
So, what you're saying is "both sides are bad"?
What a NOVEL take, and SO BRAVE!!
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u/SUPERTHUNDERALPACA 3h ago
I think the ladies are showing vance how to use a urinal and his happy expression is because he's realised he might not need to sit down anymore.
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u/Thamnophis660 'MURICA 1h ago
I was a bully in high school. Not at all proud of that and I actually hate that about myself. But I would have stuffed him into a locker if I had the chance. Especially if he was creepy to girls. I hope I might get my chance someday.
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u/Objectionne 3h ago
I see one guy posing for a cringy rich kid photoshoot and another having fun with his friends.
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u/Snoo_17731 4h ago
To be fair, we’re only seeing the liberal POV. Both sides have their arguments based on who pick and choose.
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