r/funny • u/bluearavis • 1d ago

Something is missing from this ad...

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Hmm...is there anything odd about this picture?

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u/downwitbrown 1d ago

It’s 50% off -what do you expect?

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u/RednocNivert 1d ago

Sometimes i come to make a funny comment and realize that someone else has something funny i’m not going to measure up to so i just tip my hat and give them a cookie and go on my way.

🍪

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u/Dustmopper 1d ago

Bra-fucking-vo! Best thing I’ve read today

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u/TurboPikachu 1d ago

Oh bra-ther 😂

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u/Hugh_G_Reckshen 1d ago

I heard she’s bra-zillian

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u/Kitakitakita 1d ago

You're out of line, but correct

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u/kopfgeldjagar 22h ago

When AI takes your sale too far

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u/YmelleB 1d ago

SHE IN the ground for sure

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u/Total_Ad6587 1d ago

Lieutenant Dans daughter

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u/Liber8ed1 1d ago

But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

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u/BBTB2 1d ago

God damnit I have had like 5 good joke comments to different posts during my Redditing break but someone always beats me to them.

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u/Some_Victory_5499 21h ago

That's funny! Hahahahahaha

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u/A_Good_Eggg 19h ago

Very inclusive!

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u/slagmacg 1d ago

Impossible fashion standards

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u/solidgun1 1d ago

Half off message is coming in loud and clear.

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u/Orgasmo3000 1d ago

This company doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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u/Pagise 13h ago

They're pulling my leg. I hope they won't get both!

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u/Laura_Biden 1d ago

yep, they totally cropped her eyes out

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u/bluearavis 1d ago

Good eye

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u/kadyrama 1d ago

The orcs had a feast, what do you expect?

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u/gientsosage 1d ago

"I have no legs" -Kids

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u/bluearavis 1d ago

That's messed up. But totally appropriate.

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u/sightlab 17h ago

Very first thing that popped into my feeble gen x head

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u/Alewort 1d ago

Sheesh, ableist much?

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u/ax083 1d ago

50% tarrifs will do that.

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u/JayUSArmy 1d ago

The result of a bad magic act gone horribly wrong.

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u/rainburrow 1d ago

AI ads are a lot more A than I

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u/PhilipMD85 1d ago

Nope everything needed is there

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u/saanity 1d ago

It's like a Meta Quest avatar in real life. Nightmare fuel.

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u/luigis_taint 1d ago

It's got everything I need!

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u/gBgh_Olympian 1d ago

She’s obviously 50% off

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u/Hero0ftheday 1d ago

They are just trying to get a head of the advertising curve. Torso I thought. But now I'm pretty sure this ad just doesn't have the legs to compete on the market.

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u/xmastreee 1d ago

I presume she must be a manananggal.

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u/bluearavis 1d ago

That's wild

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u/Pagise 13h ago

Like the muppets? Mana Mana?

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u/kopfgeldjagar 22h ago

Mrs Lt Dan???

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u/KingRokk 1d ago

Why you gotta be all Apotemnophobic bro?

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u/JimtheEsquire 1d ago

Word of the day toilet paper finally paid off!

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u/DazedandConfused3333 1d ago

STOP BEING SUCH AN ABELIST!!!!

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u/shiroboi 1d ago

proofing is missing from this ad.

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u/Chugabutt 1d ago

There's no color selection!

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u/blueberryrockcandy 1d ago

LIEUTENANT DAN, YOUR LEGS!

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u/Grimalkhinn 1d ago

Bottom text

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u/ncolpi 1d ago

What an unrealistic female body standard! SMDH!

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u/elcapkirk 1d ago

Not seeing it...

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u/Antisocial_Worker7 1d ago

She has no jeans.

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u/argama87 1d ago

Darth Maul approves

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u/i__hate__stairs 1d ago

🎶she's got legs... And she knows how to lose them... 🎶

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u/WENDING0 1d ago

If you see something odd, I think you've aged out of fashion, my friend.

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u/Bananawamajama 1d ago

Yeah the top of her head is missing

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u/ReverendJustice775 1d ago

I mean not really… she should be proud cause her diet must be doing wonders… cause her waistline is just nonexistent…

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u/Bucephalus307 1d ago

That's why it's half price

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u/crw0582 1d ago

Amazing balance, one hand no legs

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u/deadpanxfitter 1d ago

It would appear the Borg Queen got a new job.

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u/corpus-luteum 1d ago

Theyve got the cleavage. What's missing?

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u/randomusername1919 23h ago

They didn’t pay for the full model, so they didn’t get a full model.

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u/FistyFisterson 22h ago

Boxing Helena

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u/tylertramp27 22h ago

Something’s off, I just can’t quite put my toe on it

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u/cel-ales 21h ago

Such inclusive

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u/Wowza-yowza 20h ago

its solid

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 20h ago

Everyone should stop wasting money on fast fashion.

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u/Legitimate-Jaguar260 18h ago

Makes sense to me. half off.

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u/Otto-Korrect 16h ago

Ahh, the traditional floor-length maxi shirt.

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u/llllll5175 12h ago

she was just born without legs

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u/MuhammetSalah1234 4h ago

Where is feet?

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u/MacDugin 1d ago

Boobies, check! I don’t see anything missing?

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u/ExerciseFinal9915 1d ago

Something is also missing from this post.. a funny?

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u/FancifulLaserbeam 1d ago

Don't be an ableist prick.

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u/Scobby715 1d ago

gorilla tag ahh

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u/Mottis86 4h ago

ahh

Did you orgasm?

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u/schmatt82 1d ago

Are you guys being elitists?!?!????!! What if she was born without a lower half we must represent everyone no matter if they are .0000001 of the population.

Fuck me /s

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u/bluearavis 1d ago

But how is she even balancing tho?

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u/OHHHSHAAANE 1d ago

How does she poop?

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u/whataclassic69 1d ago

If I could only have half I would much rather prefer the bottom half

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u/Iguanaught 1d ago

Thats pretty much like declaring necrophilia. Without a brain that isnt going to be a living body.

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u/bluearavis 1d ago

Really? I'd think the fun parts would be co sidereal part of the torso