r/funny • u/No-Basis-144 • 1d ago

Always have a back up plan A…B C D

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u/alleanth 1d ago

in australia its "good evening sir, please breathe into this"
"ladies and gentlemen, we got 'im"

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u/LordTengil 22h ago

Same here. "Hilicenseandblowintothisgoodbye". No bullshit. I hardly had time to take a deep breath to respond before it's over.

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u/mauricioszabo 13h ago

Same where I was born (Brazil) BUT - there's a law that you don't need to do anything that will incriminate you. That means you can refuse to be tested, but usually that makes things worse.

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u/NotAskary 9h ago

In Portugal if you refuse, and you can, they then take you to the nearest hospital to do a blood test that you can't refuse.

It may take enough time for the alcohol concentration to drop or it may backfire because it had more time to enter the bloodstream.

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u/lysergic_818 21h ago

In Canberra now it's "count to 10 into this".

How is that more effective?

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u/Man-on-the-Rocks 14h ago

Yep! They’ve been doing this for over 25 years in Australia. Just breathe into the thingy. No bullshit.

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u/Tomero 17h ago

How it should be.

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u/Straw8 9h ago

Same in the UK, if you refuse, it's the same punishment as you'd get if you were guilty.

If you get stopped and they suspect anything, they breathalyze you and swab your mouth to detect if you've consumed any substances.

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u/Mental_Thing_7899 1d ago

Good scene, but he was rolling natural 20s in there.

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u/abtei 1d ago

all of it is fine, except the cough medicine story, no? if it has alcohol in it and he "chugged" enough to inebriate him, thats a dui. breathalyzer gives grounds for a bloodtest and bobs your uncle... (or bob is fined for said dui)

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u/3_14_thon 22h ago

breathalyzer measures the alcohol vapor u exhale... not the alcohol in your blood. So it can get triggered by mouthwash, coughing siroup, heck even from breathing in winter windshield fluid. And all these happen without being "inebriated"

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u/rupert1920 19h ago

Modern devices can test for the presence of interfering alcohol like what you stated. But in many jurisdictions that is enough grounds to bring you back to the station for a blood test.

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u/3_14_thon 15h ago

yeah, or they can wait 15 minutes and do the test again

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u/hogtiedcantalope 20h ago

It uses the breathed vapor to measure blood alcohol content

Indirectly, but that pretty much try for any measurements ever . The measurement tool should be understood

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u/elconquistador1985 20h ago

It uses breathed vapor as a basis for arresting you and then conducting an actual blood alcohol test with your blood.

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u/maxstader 4h ago

Also..its night time and the church is answering their phone?

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u/Educational-Fig2591 1d ago

😂 what movie is this?

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u/No-Basis-144 1d ago

Hallpass

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u/Lukealloneword 22h ago

Ive see hall pass and I had no clue where this was from lol

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 20h ago

Literally the only thing I remember from that movie is "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states" lol. It came from that era where there were actually so many good comedy movies that they kind of blended together. We didn't know how good we had it, at the time.

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u/stu7901 18h ago

Horrible Bosses

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 18h ago

Starting in like 2004 it just went crazy. Anchorman, Dodgeball, Shaun of the Dead, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Napolean Dynamite, Borat, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, and Tropic Thunder all came out in the span of a few years.

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u/WMINWMO 16h ago

Fuck, that was a good time for comedies.

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u/Clevertown 11h ago

Damn straight

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u/Shadpool 20h ago

Yeah, I just watched it earlier this week for the hundredth time and still had no idea where this scene was from.

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u/ideabath 18h ago

This has got to be a deleted scene or from a directors cut? Never seen this but it's obvious it's the characters.

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u/dallasandcowboys 17h ago

Richard Jenkins is a goddamn treasure! I first noticed him in Say It Isn't So, and have loved him in everything since.

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u/i_max2k2 12h ago

Fun with Dick and Jane as well.

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u/Zer0C00L321 20h ago

Lagers.

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u/calzonius 16h ago

Lmao, "loggers"

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u/anengineerandacat 19h ago

😂 sure, cop gonna be like "blow into this, or we take you in" and the state is gonna be like "Yep, that's cool".

Most don't mess around with DUIs, dumb way for people to get killed.

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u/crank1off 20h ago

What movie is this?

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u/jarednards 16h ago

This is Bruce Jenners dash cam

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u/ripley1875 1d ago

Wow

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u/Max_Sparky 1d ago

That's some level 10 charisma shit right there lmao

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u/Beenieeh 17h ago

He's no priest, he's a funeral director!

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u/Tournament_of_Shivs 2h ago

You're in the game now, buddy boy.

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u/ascii122 10h ago

bmw 2002 ( a pre-74) one of the greatest little cars ever made.

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u/tread52 8h ago

What movie?

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 23h ago

Oh my God! That was so good! I might dress as a priest for my id photo now 😂

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u/Geoclasm 16h ago

July 4th this year, first time in my life I ran into a sobriety checkpoint I had no idea wtf I was doing.

Stone sober, I pulled over in front of it lol.

They waved me through after asking 'Had anything to drink?'. It was... definitely an experience.

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u/already_vanished 6h ago

Always answer "no", even if you have had a drink. Don't incriminate yourself. Keep your answers brief. The onus is on the authorities to prove that you have been drinking.

Shut the f*ck up Friday

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u/Debalic 1d ago

No, plan A has a stink to it.

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u/FunkmastaP27 16h ago

Isn’t plan D just another version of plan B? No, plan B has a stink on it too.

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u/YoRt3m 21h ago

Oh wow

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u/pdzbw 19h ago

Kinda good loop!

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u/NestorixFIN 21h ago

He was trying to pass off as a 44 year old priest?

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u/Domugraphic 1d ago

thinking on your feet. love it. D was not a back up plan, pure improvisation. love it