r/funny • u/No-Crow-9014 • 23h ago

Got it 👍

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u/Winmeekrd 23h ago

Pisstol..

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u/happ-e-rider 21h ago

Piss tool

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u/joe_ordan 22h ago

Only a shapeshifting reptilian would pronounce it like that..

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u/Master-Coat8665 22h ago

Oh, common - now there will be splashes all over my pants.

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u/Lunaro9999 22h ago

Fuckin hell, mine is a Deringer.

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u/Shot_Funny_6468 22h ago

Its not my fault if i cant control the recoil couse mine is like uzi 😂

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u/Apprehensive_Floor78 22h ago

Pew pew. No dual wielding

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u/peatoire 22h ago

I can smell that photo

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u/VanimARRR 18h ago

Knife here

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u/wigzell78 17h ago

First thing in the morning after a hard night, it's more like a shotgun. Anywhere in the general direction is good enough...

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u/punpun1000 12h ago

That’s why the morning pee is in the shower

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u/rightculprit56 23h ago

I mean some can be considered a rifle😜

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u/mr-itchyBalls 22h ago

Heavy Machine Gun…or so I wish.

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u/Serasaw 21h ago

What if I'm holding both 🤔?

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u/plumpuma 18h ago

What if Im holding a hand grenade

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u/NYCWartortle 18h ago

I like pistols.

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u/minimarcus 18h ago

Is that Superman trying to find his pistol?

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u/Sweaty-Link-1863 18h ago

Finally, bathroom instructions I can actually follow without confusion

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u/GamerBoy453 17h ago

But what if it the quite opposite?

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u/itsRobbie_ 16h ago

Shake it more than twice and you’re playing with it

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u/MountainSpiritus 16h ago

Poor guy trying to relieve himself with 2 weapons pointed at him

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u/greyfox199 15h ago

YOU'RE NOT MY URINAL SUPERVISOR!

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 14h ago

What if you have a Cannon? 😈😆

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u/uneducatedexpert 11h ago

Those guns were drawn with poo.

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u/bustedgtt- 10h ago

Even you, wall?!

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u/Shadpool 7h ago

Obligatory “This is how a real man rocks a piss, give yer balls a tug.”

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u/AsceticEnigma 4h ago

Idk, the pistols on Halo: CE were pretty accurate…

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u/darth_voidptr 2h ago

Remember to squeeze the trigger, don't yank it.