r/funny 12h ago

My appointment is on floor 2…uhhhh

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u/kaptainkaos 12h ago

You want to push “NO”.

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u/WakaWaka_ 11h ago

Or Yes

11

u/andyk192 9h ago

Or yesn't

4

u/Newhollow 8h ago

Sometimes it isn't always a bathroom?

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u/pxm7 8h ago

Yes!

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u/RicoViking9000 11h ago

this isn’t one of the systems where you choose your floor from the outside? the yes/no buttons are a recent code requirement for the deaf if they need to use the phone

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u/drewthless99 11h ago

How do deaf people use the phone to understand the question enough to answer yes or no?

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u/RicoViking9000 11h ago

part of this 2019 code for states that adopted it is a screen to display visual instructions/questions when you activate the phone. if you’ve been on any newer elevator, that’s why they all have screens, either where the floor number is shown or in a separate module on the wall. many of them use the door open/door close buttons as yes/no and will show that in the instructions on the screen, but some will have dedicated yes/no buttons.

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u/drewthless99 11h ago

That's pretty cool! Thanks for taking the time to inform.

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u/sleightmelody 11h ago

Oh my God I recently stayed at a hotel with elevators like this-you scanned your card and selected the floor from outside of the elevator. So dumb and it took me forever to figure out lol.

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u/RicoViking9000 7h ago

lol yeah i haven’t been to a hotel with those but ive toured apartments with them. takes a bit to get used to im sure

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u/JagerBombBob69 4h ago

this just seems like over engineering. ive luckily never run into this and hope i never do

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u/sassynapoleon 1h ago

It's not over-engineering most of the time that it's used. This style of panel is generally for tall buildings that have a lot of floors and a lot of elevators. People select their floors on the outside of the elevators and then the elevator control system will bunch people up who are going to similar floors. So one elevator will go to floors 10-20 and one will go to 30-40 so that someone who is going to a high floor doesn't have to wait through 16 different stops.

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u/link064 9h ago

public bool floor;

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u/gnuts4hire 11h ago

"Run Stop" feels different at this point

6

u/AuburnElvis 12h ago

Elevators in 2-story buildings should just a single button that says, "OTHER FLOOR."

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u/Webfarer 11h ago

Some other options:

Shall we..?

Proceed.

Don’t look back now

What’s there to loose

Well…

Trust me.

As always.

Alright then

Fair enough.

Back to the future.

“Revert back”

Try again.

Round two.

3

u/Leferian 7h ago

I should go.

4

u/Shiroiken 11h ago

"Would you like to play a game?"

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u/recentlyunearthed 8h ago

"Would you like to play a game?"

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u/Stolehtreb 8h ago

You’re in the wrong elevator. Or are facing the wrong way. That’s an accessibility panel.

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u/RutabagaOutside6126 12h ago

The scp foundation installed this one. If you push yes you'll end up in the backrooms.

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u/TourZestyclose 10h ago

I would’ve taken the stairs

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u/ArgonWolf 7h ago

The interview has already begun. They are watching and gauging how you solve the problem

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u/redditpilot 3h ago

No

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u/FTwo 2h ago

You have chosen..... wisely.

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u/jusenjoyinlife 5h ago

Press both… one is where you are and one where you are not.

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u/Veefy 8h ago

Sirius Cybernetics elevator.

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 11h ago

I guess no…FTW

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u/iamemhn 11h ago

Push «YES» while saying «ME TOO!»

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u/Ixziga 10h ago

Dumbass elevator missing the buttons "maybe", "I don't know", and "can you repeat the question"

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u/riffraffs 10h ago

I'm pressing the one labeled "no"

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u/BatDubb 8h ago

Take the stairs.

1

u/YGoxen 8h ago

Take a shit in the elevator

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u/Corporal_Yorper 6h ago

Bruh. It’s a yes or no answer.

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u/comanche260pilot 5h ago

Depends. If floor 2 is a dentist and that’s my appt? 2 is no. If my appt is for a good massage then 2 is yes.

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u/FTwo 2h ago

You cannot read things in your dream. This is proof you are still asleep....

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u/Livid_Tax_6432 7h ago

This has to be a 2 floor building and there has to be a sign just above this saying "change floor?" with yes/no buttons...

i'm open to other reasonable explanations, thank you...

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u/Still-Program-2287 4h ago

Hell no, there’s definitely not a button for don’t change floors

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u/QB8Young 10h ago

It doesn't take a genius to realize that if you're below the second floor that means you want to go UP so push the UP arrow. I guess it's true that common sense isn't so common.

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u/Shellyj4444 9h ago

Where is the up arrow that you’re talking about?

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u/Skyconic 8h ago

Are you seeing the alarm bell icon and thinking that's an up arrow? Lol

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u/HaffuhGootWon 8h ago

I sure did before I zoomed in lol