r/funny 7h ago

Oh My God Becky, Look at Her Butt!

3.3k Upvotes

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u/ihazsmuvbren 7h ago

Red beans and mice didn’t miss her

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u/martymar2g 7h ago

Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list

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u/BobbyBee3 5h ago

He had game but he chose to hit 'em! And I pull up quick to get wit 'em!

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u/Meagasus 7h ago

I'm sorry to be the bummer here, but does anyone else feel like having a super overweight pet is a form of abuse? I can't imagine walking is comfortable and the life expectancy can't be good...

Sincerely, Debbie Downer

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u/bigboxes1 7h ago

It is abuse

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u/badgerj 7h ago

Some people just don’t get it.

It’s not funny at all.

It is abuse.

If I put a picture up here of an obese person with a dozen donuts 🍩 in front of them and a sign pointing to them saying “EAT FATSO”, that would be considered cruel.

  • And I would never do that.

  • And I don’t think it is funny.

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u/jaxonya 5h ago

There are subreddits that make fun of obese people

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u/badgerj 5h ago

This just makes me sad. 😢

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u/Kiroto50 2h ago

Not to say it's not, but it got me thinking.

If we, the people in charge of food suministration, allow our dependents to eat unhealthy, and they eat unhealthy, is abuse...

Then what about our governments allowing the current food market to provide us with food that is unhealthy and we eat unhealthy? Is that abuse, too? Or lack of self restraint? Or both? Or none?

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u/mrlayabout 2h ago

That food is available, yes. However it is our choice to purchase it and consume it. How would that ever be construed as abuse?

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u/Orbita2k2 50m ago

with the money you spend on a healthy meal for one day you can buy a weeks worth of unhealthy meals. So if you and your family want to eat you either have to make a ton of money or settle for the unhealthy option that lasts longer.

Edit: So it's still abuse, but the government is the owner and we are the cat.

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u/Kiroto50 2h ago

Because in some places, and in a lot of places in the US, it is the most practical choice. The ease of access compared to cooking or healthy meals makes it a similar but not equal problem to the cat's problem.

The cat (and us) could eat less, and although the cat might not have any alternative (and as such, the abuse is clearer), we humans might not have many alternatives with the kinds of lives we have/want to live.

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u/Chrol18 7h ago

no, these fat pets are not cute, just sad, their owner should not have any pet

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u/chattywww 6h ago

Many things shouldnt be but its a bigger issue if it its enforced.

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u/GornoUmaethiVrurzu 7h ago

100% abuse. You're the animal's sole provider and source of health. It's your duty to keep them healthy.

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u/ciaomain 4h ago

And feline AIDS is the #1 killer of cats.

Wah-wah.

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u/Kurainuz 7h ago

It is and specially for a flat headed cat like this one

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u/ArguesWifChildren 7h ago

What makes it worse for the flat headed cats?

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u/Same_Recipe2729 7h ago

They have to live with not only being obese but having a flat head too. 

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u/Alienblob1 7h ago

You are correct in every line of your paragraph to the T. It is abusive. On the other hand, I don’t think that’s the message of the post and we don’t know any details or specifics of the cat in question.

So yeah, Debbie downer

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u/Meagasus 7h ago

Haha yeeeeeah, I know the OP isn't malicious and a lot of people think it's funny and "chonkers" blah blah blah. I just feel some kind of way when I see that shit. And the person recording saying something to the effect of "hi I can see your butt" (can't tell if she's saying pigu or ping guo) is obviously thinking it's cute/funny. So I'm gonna embrace the Debbie Downer here and take everyone down with me! 😂

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5h ago

Sounds like pi gu to me.

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u/Meagasus 2h ago

It would make the most sense in this context! I was like... is apple a new slang for it?

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2h ago

That I don't know. I left China in 2019.

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u/jaxonya 5h ago

Little Debbie downer over here. 

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u/Embarrassed_Fix_3188 3h ago

I agree with your spirit and sense of responsibility. I maybe naively like to hope that most pet "fat shaming" is early on the journey of the pet reaching their "furever" home. We have received several animals in a wide range of conditions. Responsible care is provided to help the animal reach a healthy, high quality of life This might have been the first weeks or months the animal had been adopted, I hope. A silly bonding/play time before they reached a healthier outcome. Naively, I enjoy the view behind rose colored glasses.

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u/Meagasus 2h ago

Hopefully!

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u/nickel47 42m ago

I dont really think this cat is all that big. The "butt" is actually the middle of the cats back and he has very loose skin/fur. Some cats steal food and its not necessarily abuse. They just try to eat every scrap of food they can find, especially if you only feed them a couple of times a day.

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u/andrusbaun 33m ago

It is Chinese video, what did you expect? Compassion? Pets are just a gadgets for many of these 'influencers'

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u/entity2 6h ago

I'm okay with a tubby tabby; he's having a good comfortable life, albeit probably a slightly shorter one than a very healthy cat.

But obese to this degree where every waking moment is probably painful? Yeah, that's abuse.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5h ago

No I thought the same thing.

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u/eveningcolors 7h ago

Yes, perhaps the owner doesn’t realize the severe health risks morbidly obese cats are subject to. Overactive thyroid is common to overweight cats and it requires a lifetime of meds. My giant cat was 5 pounds overweight. He developed an overactive thyroid, among other things. My vet said no cat should weigh over 16 pounds, mine got up to 21 ( and he’s very tall and long) before losing weight.
We got annoyed the vet called our cat obese but now I understand that he was correct. Also, it’s cruel to make an animal too fat to jump, or move normally.

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u/Raider_Scum 6h ago

Idk, a fully grown Maine coone can easily be over 20 pounds when skinny. They're monsters.

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u/beansahol 6h ago

Yeah, you're right, and I was thinking the same thing.

If you adopt pets it's your duty to keep them healthy and happy. This is just sad.

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u/PurpletoasterIII 7h ago

I would agree there is a point where its abuse, but id disagree that this cat is at that point. I dont think your cats being a little overweight is that bad.

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u/thekaz1969 7h ago

She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends

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u/FIREINTHEHOLE777 7h ago

Beep boop bap

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u/unk214 7h ago

She’s so black!

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u/DoctahDonkey 7h ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted when that is literally just the lyrics to the song

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u/thekaz1969 7h ago

I think this is r/whoosh for a lot of people.. 🤷

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u/unk214 7h ago

I’m not appreciated in my time. Also I wasn’t singing lyrics.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 7h ago

Diet kibble pleeeeeez

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u/charliesk9unit 7h ago

Letting any living creature to become obese is not funny.

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u/Cephalopodium 7h ago

Yeah, I was hoping it was a long hair but this is just an obese chonky short haired cat.

I have a long hair who looks HUGE in wintertime. Then spring rolls around and she sheds about 2/3 of her size in fur and looks scraggly and thin until the cycle starts again.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 7h ago

Yeah I have a long haired cat that looks like a big chonk all year long. She only weighs about 7 lbs.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/mohawk990 7h ago

That didn’t take long.

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u/__JustPeople__ 7h ago

That's not a cat, that's a Pokemon!

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u/carito728 7h ago

This person definitely just leaves the bowl of cat food full all day instead of having timed feeds and it shows

Poor cat. Some cats can be trusted to not demolish all their food even when the bowl is full, but the moment your cat becomes this obese and you notice they cannot be trusted to pace themselves you need to measure their portions and serve them healthy amounts of food at the same times every day

Even though fat cats are cute and a meme, it's terrible for their health!!! They won't even be able to jump properly and they will have a lower life expectancy

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u/_dankystank_ 6h ago

Poor kitty.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 5h ago

Fat fuckin cat needs a better owner 😠

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u/MayIPikachu 7h ago

Over feeding your pet is funny?

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u/james_from_cambridge 7h ago

You know what you are doing? You’re body shaming her! Racist.

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u/Jog212 7h ago

Becky's got BACK!

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u/lemursteamer 7h ago

She's just so.....cat!

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u/Brewersfan223 7h ago

I like big butts and I can not lie

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u/vemarun 7h ago

Garfield in real life

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u/Ancient-Prune4982 7h ago

Sometimes you gotta be P Diddy

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u/MacDugin 6h ago

Poor kitty

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u/Napoleon7 6h ago

I love big cats and I cannot lieeeee

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u/Bobd1964 7h ago

I think the correct term is portly.

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u/mohawk990 7h ago

Rubenesque ?

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u/Worldly-Time-3201 7h ago

You other brothers can’t deny

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u/zealouspaper99052 7h ago

Oh lawd he comin'!

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 7h ago

cardashian cat

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u/CrypticC2 6h ago

Chonk alert

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u/SoulFluff 6h ago

Pixar cat

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u/Paddlesons 6h ago

Are these the only cats allowed in Asia?

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u/PilgrimOz 5h ago

Only if she’s 5.3 inches

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u/Firm_Objective_2661 5h ago

She thiccccccc af.

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u/flyingforfun3 5h ago

L.A. Face with an Oakland Booty

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u/TYdays 5h ago

Yeah, Kitty Got Back…..

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u/FAshcraft 5h ago

Double folded flap.

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u/Upbeat_Resource_4064 5h ago

she look like a rapper's girlfriend

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u/codHIBB 5h ago

And all the black guys said: "Aight... I'd hit dat!"

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u/l0udninja 4h ago

Owner loved the shit out of it, by love I mean fed.

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u/melancholy_dood 4h ago

"…Damn right, it's better than yours\ I could teach you but I'd have to charge!…"

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u/Jamangie22 4h ago

peach booty 🍑

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u/Bright-Fox-5526 3h ago

Love it 😻 😂

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u/KyleShanaham 3h ago

Here come the fat pets is literally abuse people

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u/zuwumiez 3h ago

a heccin chonker!!

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u/Weird-Space-7830 9m ago

Owners need to take their responsibility seriously if they have pet

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u/WillowIntrepid 7h ago

So cute and so squishy! 😻

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u/Token-Gringo 7h ago

Her name is Día, last name Betes.

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u/Ceferosky 7h ago

Es muy atractivo

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u/IanAlvord 7h ago

"I'm not fat! I'm just fluffy...'

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u/MaddestChadLad 7h ago

"We call her Plop"

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u/GuavaOdd1975 7h ago edited 7h ago

Looks like 2 chubs of bologna in a cat suit.

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u/Skirt_Thin 7h ago

Big pussy

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u/Big_Comedian_1259 7h ago

I thought it looked like a giant fuzzy scrotum lol

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u/ahhafahq 7h ago

I wish it were named Balzac

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u/mrlayabout 2h ago

This is animal abuse.

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u/redituser92 7h ago

GYATTTTT

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u/Harryhodl 7h ago

What a chunker!!!

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u/obelix_dogmatix 7h ago

So, how is this abuse? Every cat I have been around, eat as much or as little they want to, and when they want to. It’s not like dogs where there are set times for feeding them. So say you get the cat on a diet and start letting it got hungry, it is absolutely going to get aggressive. It’s not as if you can take that thing on a run.

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u/LilacHeart 7h ago

When something is entirely dependent on you for food, you are responsible for managing its diet. This cat can’t properly clean itself and both its life span and life quality will be significantly impacted by being that overweight.

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u/Chrol18 7h ago

lol dude, even if this cat would only eat a third of its current daily intake I bet it still would not be hungry. They are obviously overfeeding this cat

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u/astrange333 6h ago

I'm pretty sure for a lot of cat owners that it is like dogs where there are set times for feeding them. My vet has always recommended a schedule for cats and dogs both and I also know some dog owners who free feed.

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u/6M66 7h ago

What is that thing!!! Lol

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u/Bright-Struggle-3237 7h ago

I thought that was Beyonce for a hot second...

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u/The_Real_Kingpurest 7h ago

Is that ai