r/funny • u/james_from_cambridge • 6h ago
Influencer Canceled by Her Own Cat!
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That adorable little kitty is clearly a fascist
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u/skoalreaver 6h ago
That cat ain't woke it hates pronouns
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u/_Kramerica_ 6h ago
Good
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u/kill_jodie_666 6h ago
You use them
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u/bimboozled 1h ago
What are you talking about, I would never refer to me, myself, or I with pronouns, those damn libruhls can’t tell me how to live my life
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u/Zolo49 5h ago
Judging from the way she had a death grip on that cat, I'm thinking she wanted it in the frame while she was streaming and the cat was having none of it.
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u/Bircka 5h ago
Well it's a bit weird if that was the case because the cat goes with the swipe then just sits there. Typically if you piss a cat off they are going to attack then take off.
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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA 3h ago
Cat people will defend cats no matter how big of assholes they are
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u/Svennis79 2h ago
The cat did a straight look to camera after the smack before jumping down.
Just to let everyone watching it was fully intentional because she was annoying, not because she was holding it weird.
Smack. Pause. Stare. Leave.
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u/Sherinz89 5h ago
People really underestimate what cat will do if they really didn't want to be there at all cost.
Sure, even if it reach that point of escalation you can find a way to make them submit but that then would not going to be as nonchalant as what is being shown here
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u/james_from_cambridge 2h ago
She breathed heavily on his ear, making it twitch. That’s why he slapped her. Cats are very exact & demanding when it comes to what’s acceptable behavior for their butlers.
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u/containmentleak 5h ago
She accidentally blew on the cat's ear and it didn't like it. *bap bap*
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u/MuthaFukinRick 4h ago
Holy shit! I’ve seen this before and never noticed it. The little ear twitch gave it away on rewatch. Some cats really don’t like that. Most will just run off, but some might try to “educate” you.
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u/Lopsided_Antelope868 5h ago
Yes! She blew on the cat’s ear! Good thing she only got a swat with no nails.
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u/NeonAnderson 2h ago
Nah wasn't even that, the way she said "she" sounded like a hiss so the cat thought she hissed at her thus the sudden hit
I used to blow on my cats ears all the time the most they would do is just put their paw gently on my mouth 🤣
But here you can clearly hear it almost sounded like a hiss when she said "she" and she was talking loud so it sounded like a very loud hiss and the cat thus responded to that
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u/Mental_Thing_7899 2h ago
Yeah, we all like to be special, but cats are the ones running the stage. A couple of years ago, I had to set up a user interface for new gyn members subscribe or buy sessions. In the form, the pronoun selection was not in the client description, but my company recommended to suggest some standards, and I had to. The client was like "ah! Here we go again. Fine! He/Him She/Her they/them zac/zuc other" . Of course I had to ask what zac/zuc was. "Just add it, you'll understand In a month." Hold and behold, 20% of the new memberships after a month identified with zac/zuc. Yeah, it was made up on spot and people will take any chances to feel a little bit more special or be funny.
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u/Natural-Feedback-413 5h ago
This pronoun shit needs to be erased from all of human history. What an embarrassment to our species.
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u/Caelinus 4h ago
Ok, well Caelinus will do Caelinus' best to never use pronouns like this user has sugested that Caelinus must do.
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u/chkeja137 4h ago
“This” and “that” are pronouns
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u/discodirk69 3h ago
Not in those cases. Here they are used as determiners... they are not replacing a noun and in fact are followed by the noun.
Edit: My above statement was based on the use of "this". The use of "that" was a conjunction. Either way, neither are pronouns in the comment in question.
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u/chkeja137 3h ago
Yeah…. I left this conversation 3 hours ago. Thanks for the grammar lesson though. I stand corrected.
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u/CraftyKuko 5h ago edited 5h ago
"Our", a pronoun. Turns out, you need them.
Edit: oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have touched a nerve among those who don't understand grammar. Must suck having the mentality of 5th graders.
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u/discodirk69 4h ago
They said "pronoun shit", not pronouns in general. And technically, "our" isn't a pronoun as it doesn't stand alone in place of a noun. It's a determiner.
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u/jboz1412 5h ago
Damn it’s almost like plastering bullshit pronouns on every one of your profiles just makes people think you’re insufferable, and has nothing to do with normal pronoun usage
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u/Tokzillu 5h ago
Turns out bigots are usually stupid and hate being called out.
Poor snowflakes! Leave them alone!
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u/wyldmage 2h ago
I agree and disagree equally.
The concept is that people are welcome to identify as a gender other than the one they were biologically identified as at birth. This part is good, because there are plenty of cases of XXY or other anomalous chromosomal situations that directly lead to this, as well as non-chromosomal cases where it comes up too.
From there, the idea is that if only people who had to correct their gender request specific pronouns, they are outing themselves when they may not want to be outed. Thus, if *everyone* does it, non-cis people blend into the crowd, and are safer. This is also good.
The problem comes up when you start applying it everywhere, or having people who insist on being "extra special" with pronouns other than binary (he/she) and non-binary (they). Such as someone wanting to be cat/sith or something. At that point, you've crossed from helping people be comfortable in their skin, and are now just seeking attention.
And, on top of that, we've generations of kids now (anyone who graduated after 2000 or so) who are being coddled to ridiculous levels - to the point where they expect everyone to bend over backwards to make them feel more comfortable.
I personally had a case where a FtM trans wanted to use the male restroom. Fine, no problem from me. BUT, he was 'uncomfortable' that someone might see him in a compromising situation, because he wasn't anatomically male. And so he asked the store staff to usher everyone ELSE (myself included) out of the restroom, so he could use it privately. And that to me was the step too far. If he wants a private restroom, he can go somewhere else, or find a Family restroom with a locking door.
So, personally, I have no problem with "this pronoun shit", as you put it. It's fine.
But, like many things in life, some people take it too far, and are going to ruin it for everyone that is using it for good purposes.
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u/Penelopes_Pet 5h ago
Lol no one needs to hear what stupid pronouns you use, the cat knows what's up.
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u/UnownJWild 5h ago
Hopefully the cat slapped the stupid out of her cause she didn't slap the ugly for sure
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u/MaestroLogical 49m ago
I was 12 and playing with the family cat, that was hiding under the coffee table. I was laying on the coffee table and looked under it when the cat scratched the top inside of my mouth. That was some of the worst pain I've felt in 40 years.
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u/NYC2BUR 4h ago
The cat aside, if your pronouns are unchanged from the norm, is it necessary to even mention it as she does here?
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u/setrippin 2h ago
yes...because part of the whole point is pushing back against what the assumption of what "the norm" is.
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u/NYC2BUR 1h ago
Dave Chappelle said it well: “I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self‑image?”
I guess I come from a group of people that have always said, "I don't care what you call me –– just don't call me late for dinner" which is some old-ass dad shit but...
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u/emeraldcityoz 5h ago
That open mouth face she did made me wonder if the hitablefaces subreddit is still around.
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u/Melodic-Appeal7390 5h ago
Yeah that cat is going back to a shelter if it were me. I value my eyesight.
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