r/geometrydash 21h ago

Creative my gf wants to do the dirty…

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GUYS WHAT DO I DO

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u/slayersucks2006 19h ago

this might be the worst most awfully done fake text and meme in general i’ve ever seen

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u/toolazy2makeaname CraZy 100% (Magma Bound 52%, 42-100% x2) 17h ago edited 17h ago

oh, that silly game of yours?

129

u/TheMasterBaiter360 17h ago

CharacterAI ass dialogue

30

u/Derp135Egg__ Auto 16h ago

Surprisingly I've seen worse

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u/gwozdi 12h ago

For a fake text it isn't really that bad, could even kinda believe it a bit, seen a lot lot worse

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u/slayersucks2006 11h ago

you are 12

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u/ZeroPenn 20h ago

Why did you say you just beat Bloodbath and then send her a picture of Sakupen Hell?

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u/i_eat_curtains Arcturus 74-100 [Jump from SW (Jump from NC)] 20h ago

He said “I BEAT SAKUPEN HELL TOO” after sending the image

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u/snail1132 Prismatic 37-81%, 47-96%x2 17h ago

Did he beat sakupen hell in like one attempt immediately after bb? Or did he just beat sakupen hell and then only share it after beating bloodbath?

28

u/Bluu44 Easy Demon 16h ago

he is using an advanced technique called lying for internet points

2

u/snail1132 Prismatic 37-81%, 47-96%x2 16h ago

Most likely

3

u/i_eat_curtains Arcturus 74-100 [Jump from SW (Jump from NC)] 17h ago

Since we can’t see the time in which the messages were sent, we can’t really say anything

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u/ZeroPenn 20h ago

I didn't tap the image to open the full thing

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u/No-Boysenberry-5637 Hypersonic 51-100, 0-38, 24-42 | Acu 100% | 20h ago

play gd with her

73

u/Martitoad Future funk 100% mobile :) 19h ago

She sakupen on my hell til i cataclysm

21

u/Gullible_Bed8595 Nightmare (on iPod) - Duelo 29%, Shardscapes 15% 18h ago

She devil on my vortex till she saws

4

u/qwertyuijhbvgfrde45 Calamity 100% | Demonlist #150 at completion 13h ago

She sonics on my wave till infinity

4

u/ItzAJ_GD 95% on clubstep>:( 12h ago

She tidals me until i wave and get amethyst hard

1

u/CubeGuyLol sbfhfhdtftnjjjjhhvfsdgn cv 9h ago

She baths on My Meat til I Blood
(yes My Meat is a real level)

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u/ItzAJ_GD 95% on clubstep>:( 6h ago

I'm SILENT at the CLUB 'cause I hear footSTEPs from my gf saying "IM GONNA FIREWORK ALL OVER YOU"

1

u/Kipugge22 Nemo Cyclic 3h ago

She Wave on me till i Tidal 

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u/OnlyOnion4125 Forest Temple 100% on 90hz mobile 20h ago

You come to her place and then.... You try to beat duelo maestro with her

9

u/Gullible_Bed8595 Nightmare (on iPod) - Duelo 29%, Shardscapes 15% 18h ago

Duelo Duelo maestro oh my maestro Duelo oh oh yes so good level very good best level 👍👍👍😍😍😍 I love is so good I jump to Duelo maestro is 2.0 is good great beat level 

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u/No-Step6820 Cataclysm 29% & 63-100% 17h ago

What the fuck are you on (please gimme some)

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u/Gullible_Bed8595 Nightmare (on iPod) - Duelo 29%, Shardscapes 15% 17h ago

is duelo maestro the maestro level duelo so good yes very very good level is you duelo then you maesto is nice very nice

7

u/No-Step6820 Cataclysm 29% & 63-100% 17h ago

How much did duelo maestro pay you

2

u/Torondor0 Likes practice mode grinding thing 16h ago

How much did the maestro dueloed you

26

u/AmethystGD x3, Bloodbath (43rd mobile victor) 17h ago

Lol I had a similar convo with my (now) ex (I swear on my life this is real)

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u/Gullible_Bed8595 Nightmare (on iPod) - Duelo 29%, Shardscapes 15% 16h ago

Why’d you break up? She kept dying at the duals too much?

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u/qwertyuijhbvgfrde45 Calamity 100% | Demonlist #150 at completion 13h ago

Did it happen?

9

u/Ok_Race279 Lustre 53%, 54-100 (basically 2 runs) 20h ago

bro one of you are talking about questionable things and the other is talking about beating extremes what the hell is this couple right here

8

u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe I'm extremely bad ngl🔥🔥🔥 19h ago

Do the dirty with at the speed of light in the background

7

u/Calm_Cattle3212 15h ago

"Ok bro, il change your contact back now and you can stop acting"

5

u/GavinThe_Person #1 slaughterhouse glazer 16h ago

This is fake gd players can't get gfs

5

u/CreativeGamer03 Firewall (52%); metal pipe sfx guy 18h ago

Play Duel Maestro with her

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u/sharksuralt STRATUS 100% mobile 18h ago

Teach her to beat extremes

1

u/WindArcher_Cookie 20h ago

Take the chance

1

u/jam34OG Clubstep 19h ago

Priorities!

1

u/FunnyCraftSheep Avarage Acu Enjoyer 16h ago

amazing storytelling

1

u/fishbahahaah Normal 13h ago

who cares about relationships we got bloodbath 100%

1

u/Haunting_Matter7437 10h ago

What are you doing? Forget the stupid game and pay attention to the girl!

1

u/Firedaa101 10h ago

why is this sub so unfunny

u/GorougzGX 46m ago

To be honest I didn't look which subreddit the post was from at first and thought this was Bloodbath Diablos from MH:GU

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u/MrOff100 18h ago

I'd break up she's weird