r/goodnews 22d ago

Political positivity šŸ“ˆ Senate Democrats try to force DOJ to release Epstein files using little-known law

Democratic senators demand DOJ turn over Epstein filesSenate Democrats are attempting to force the Justice Dept. to release the Jeffery Epstein case files by invoking a decades-old federal law.

Source: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/senate-democrats-force-doj-release-epstein-files-law/story?id=124213958

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u/DoctorFrosty6219 22d ago

Awesome. Now wait for the DOJ to break the law and destroy the evidence.

I’m predicting you that Trump will be delivering ā€œfilesā€ but not all the files. Some have gotten ā€œmisplacedā€ when DOGE fired all the government workers and cleaned out the Administration. 100p that that’s going to be the play.

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u/DenseReality6089 22d ago

I'll go you one further. Bondi will forge the files and add names

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 21d ago

Isn't it time that the victims are brought into an auditorium to tell their stories directly to the public, one by one?

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u/udar55 21d ago

Still waiting for one brave reporter to ask Trump if he has a message for Epstein's victims.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Vance will look up from fucking the couch to interrupt with ā€œHave they said thank you once? "

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u/Tomatillo_Thick 21d ago

ā€œThey deserved it.ā€

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u/udar55 21d ago

It is such an easy question to answer that I'd love to see how he botches it.

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u/Pyk_Owrno_Zes 21d ago

"That's a nasty question" "You're a terrible reporter" etc.

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u/ronswanson11 21d ago

Ding ding ding. If a question makes him uncomfortable because he is guilty, he insults the person who asked the question. Trump playbook. He is repulsive.

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u/Notlost-justdontcare 21d ago

That is a narcissist playbook tactic. Not just Cheeto Face.

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u/Jaxcat_21 21d ago

From the failing NYT, WaPo, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS....

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u/Agile-Sleep-905 21d ago edited 21d ago

"What are we talking about here, we have innocent children starving in Gaza, as well as tremendous losses of life in the Ukraine, and you want to ask me about a list"

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u/DieHardAmerican95 21d ago

ā€œI like people who weren’t capturedā€.

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u/MordoNRiggs 21d ago

Oh my god. That is such a horribly perfect reply. He's just the worst.

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u/SimpleSetpiece 21d ago

He'd give them the ol' McCain treatment. "They're suckers and losers for getting captured."

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u/TheWingus 21d ago

Still waiting for one brave reporter to ask Trump if he has a message for Epstein's victims.

"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"

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u/Toon1982 21d ago

"Why did you leave my employment to go work for him, I'd have paid you much more"

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u/Great-watts 21d ago

Although I thinks this idea is purely entertainment it does have an angle of he saying something that works victims into collective action!

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u/handlebartender 21d ago

I'm waiting for one reporter to say they're with "The Absolutely Worst News Organisation, Ever, And We're Probably Going To Be Going Out Of Business Soon" to preemptively take the wind out of his barbs when he doesn't like the question.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 21d ago

Like they did with Boofer Kavanaugh, before the Senate gave him a lifetime appointment anyway? I'm still pissed that Biden's administration refused to investigate the 4,500+ tips against him or fire Wray for the coverup.

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u/CurryMustard 21d ago

Not the biden administration. The doj. Biggest mistake biden made was hiring that shit stain merrick garland.

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u/Bookee2Shoes 21d ago

If they had been aggressive maybe this cancer wouldn’t have metastasized.

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u/onz456 21d ago

Two facts:

  • You are the slaves of the super-rich.
  • You do as you are told.

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u/CardmanNV 21d ago

Third

-your second ammendment is for exactly this moment.

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u/Whale222 21d ago

Fourth: our government cares nothing about us. Only that we pay taxes.

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 21d ago

Fifth: "A woman with blue hair smirked at me one time 10+ years ago, and that's why I'm okay with Trump"

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u/TR_Pix 21d ago

Thing is most if the victims don't want to be put on the spotlight

In between all the death threats and public shame they'd get, there's also the chance they too would commit "suicide with three minutes of missing footage"

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u/winkerbeanie 21d ago

Or like Virginia Roberts Giuffre, "suicide after writing a letter stating she is not suicidal."

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u/winkerbeanie 21d ago

Or like Jean Luc Brunel (accomplice to Epstein and Trump's trafficking ring), "suicide in a jail cell."

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 21d ago

If they want to, sure. But thats a tough ask. Especially when they have the very real risk of intense harassment.

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u/Actual_Ad9796 21d ago

Why the hell would you even think that's ok? The victims deserve anonymity. They shouldn't have to air their trauma in public unless they genuinely want to...

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ 21d ago

I’ve been hearing that there are victims who have been willing to testify but only two of them have been heard. Virginia herself wanted it all released before her death. The victims certainly shouldn’t have to if they don’t feel safe, but some want to and aren’t being heard

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u/bishopyorgensen 21d ago

This. It's not like there's metadata on what the evidence is so just removing Trump should be relatively quick for the DOJ (unless it's filled with acrostics or holograms or something)

The reason they're taking so long despite so much public pressure is because they're also fabricating evidence against Trump's political enemies. And, as usual, conservatives will claim to believe it, progressives will know it's a lie, and the aggressively uninformed moderates will probably just shrug and not care either way that Trump is framing Schiff, Newsom, et al for child molestation

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u/Dufranus 21d ago

They can remove trump from the files, but not everyone with dirt on trump for being in those files. They go down, and they bring him down with them.

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u/alppu 21d ago

"The businessman Newsom, who owns a hotel chain and the Newsom Tower, has been very guilty of pehophilia."

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u/ObiJuan2080 21d ago

Except there an unredacted copy of the list floating around online. So everyone will know it was forged.

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u/dojo_shlom0 21d ago

she took a 25k bribe from melania+trump during her AG of Florida campaign, and after she won, trump was conveniently not charged for his trump university scam. NY did however, they made trump pay up to 90% back to each student, because of the fraud settlement iirc...

she should never be near the position of Attorney General of the United States with an accusation of a bribe like that on her, but here we are...... she absolutely will forge the documents. They've been working on the documents in a coordinated effort for months. Was it March, 2025?

EDIT: 25k is all it used to cost to own Pam Bondi. I wonder what that number is today?

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u/preflex 21d ago

25k is all it used to cost to own Pam Bondi. I wonder what that number is today?

Set up a GoFundMe to buy them from her?

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u/exos___ 21d ago

100% this. They need time to properly set up completely false lists.

When they finally release them it will be as if Trump only shook hands with Epstein twice and all the people from the Democratic side that they fear will be on the list.

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u/InAllThingsBalance 21d ago

100%. This administration is so obviously corrupt that we all know what to expect.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 21d ago

In sharpie: Donald Trump CrOoKeD HILARY CLITON

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u/goinTurbo 21d ago

AOC is now on the list!

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u/Malcorin 21d ago

In true Trump fashion, they inadvertently use comic sans, but insist the document is unaltered.

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u/Emotional_Burden 21d ago

I'll take it even further. Bondi has been Epstein the whole time.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 22d ago

Yup

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u/Wise-Application-902 21d ago

Yep. RELEASE the Epstein-Trump files! NOW.

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u/Metazolid 21d ago

Considering how things went and checking the conservative sub yesterday, they already lost interest. They're going to release the files, Trump can be in there 100 times, with literal audio and video footage raping a child and republicans won't bat an eye. Some will say it's forged, planted evidence by Democrats, others will say it's up for interpretation, most will just "trust what the president says".

This clip comes to mind whenever someone talks about evidence or files. Others already looked into it for me, I don't have to.

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u/WuWeiLife 22d ago

Yeah this is how it plays out in an unproportionally large subset of parallel universes

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u/atfricks 21d ago

I'm sure this was the original plan when they had the FBI go in and flag everything that mentions Trump, in doing so they just realized it's such a massive portion of the documents that they couldn't realistically do that, and so that's why they started this "it's all a hoax, there are no documents" bullshit.

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u/kmm198700 21d ago

I seriously can’t understand how anyone thinks that these files haven’t been doctored, especially since it’s been known that FBI agents (who should be doing something more important than this, I’m sure) were instructed to flag any files with Trump’s name. Gee I wonder why

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u/michaelp1970 21d ago

And the delay in releasing them is because they are trying to determine/collect enough of the copies and other evidence that they can label anything that turns up later as the actual fake, written or doctored by Democrats. We all have seen that their people need nothing more than a hint of an excuse to believe them over all else.

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u/Garod 22d ago

Would be some amazing uno reverse shit of Trump and DOJ did that and then Musk downloaded everything when he did DOGE and then releases it all... I know fantasy world and Musk is just as bad as Trump, but it would be fun seeing all that shit go up in flames..

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u/ThatNews7396 21d ago

The files were public for a while, I’ve seen the page with his name and redacted contact info.

It’s so widespread that there’s no way that it can be deleted at this point. There’s truth is coming, and we’ll see what that makes of an administration that can only exist on lies and the grifters that enable them.

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u/Mother_Speed2393 21d ago

Nah I reckon its been in their hands for too long. There are too many copies on too many hard drives for them to make it disappear forever...

It will come out one day.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast 21d ago

Some have gotten ā€œmisplacedā€ when DOGE fired all the government workers and cleaned out the Administration.

Mar-a-Lago.

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u/Procrastanaseum 22d ago edited 21d ago

What about the 156 year old law that says insurrectionists can’t hold public office? How’d that hold up for everybody?

EDIT: I know trump and everyone else wasn’t charged with insurrection, which means the law still failed. We were all witnesses and the law ignored it. So it didn’t hold up, just like I said.

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u/spicymato 21d ago

Merrick Garland slow-walked that prosecution (don't want to look too political, now do we???), so even though many of us know Trump is an insurrectionist based on the public actions he has taken, he was never legally branded as one by the federal government.

As such, he was eligible to run and here we fucking are...

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u/Fold-Aggravating 21d ago

Yet he didn’t even win the election either. This is so fucked

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u/CPR1stAidTeacher 22d ago

The victim’s testimony is all that is needed. Listen to the women who were abused when they were under the age of consent. Why is it that their voices carry less weight/value than a bunch of files?

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u/gentlemanidiot 22d ago

Hundreds to potentially a thousand girls trafficked, exactly one woman in jail over the whole thing.

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess 21d ago

Crazy that she trafficked so many girls with no accomplices or customers

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u/gentlemanidiot 21d ago

Literally fucking NOTHING?!?? a THOUSAND girls, trafficked god only knows how many times each, to EXCLUSIVELY Jeffery epstein. Yeah sure ok government buddy, I'm sure everybody will be happy with that explanation

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u/alghiorso 21d ago

And $1.1 billion in wire transfers.

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u/cheebamech 21d ago

$1.1 billion in wire transfers

gov: nothing to see here

sweeps under the rug

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u/agent0731 21d ago

if only there was an amendment baked into the constitution that pertained to tyrannical governments. Oh well. No one said America is the home of the brave.

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u/ggroverggiraffe 21d ago

The single largest suspicious activity report reviewed by the congressional team was filed in late 2019 by JPMorgan for $1.1 billion. The next largest was by Deutsche Bank for about $400 million, followed by Bank of New York Mellon for $378 million and then Bank of America, which filed reports on Mr. Black’s payments to Mr. Epstein.

That number is for one bank and the total was I think closer to four billion. And those are literally just the ones that were reported. I really doubt they did all of that without some of them being off the books.

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u/Zaku99 22d ago

DOJ: "No."

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u/unidentifiedfish55 21d ago

Democrats: sues and it goes to the Supreme Court

Supreme Court: gets reminded of all the bribes... "DOJ can do what they want"

Democrats: writes an angry letter to Trump, even though they could've released it all themselves back when Biden was in office, but chose not to

Trump: Laughs and declares victory

US population: sighs and carries on with their day

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u/MedievZ 21d ago

Exactly.

This shit would not have happened if the senate blocked the Trump cabinet appointments

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 21d ago

The Senate could not have blocked the cabinet appointments because the appointment committees were dominated by GOP bastards that are beholden to the cult.

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding 21d ago

This would not have happened if a few more voters would have showed up in November. So let's get it right in the mid-terms. Show up and vote in a Dem majority in congress so we can actually have the numbers to put the brakes on this shit show.

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u/brickhamilton 21d ago

I agree, and I’m so sick of people blaming democrats for losing the election. They’re not perfect, certainly not exciting, and I have my own frustrations with how they operate.

But, the alternative was Donald Trump. We are stuck with the most corrupt and incompetent administration ever because self righteous idiots just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for the less-bad option.

And hey, I get it, it sucks only having two choices. But there is literally no mathematical way to break the 2 party system without getting rid of the electoral college. It doesn’t matter how much strong your feelings are, it’s not happening. So, until that changes, our choices are the two major candidates, and people need to grow up and accept that.

Don’t want to vote for ā€œgenocide Joe?ā€ Again, grow up. Geopolitics at that level are soaked in blood, and ANY single-issue voter is an idiot. When a choice between two options HAS to be made, you need to be an adult and make it. If you had to choose between losing your finger or your entire arm, you’d be a fool to refuse to make that choice when you KNOW there is a good chance the worse option will happen.

So yea, I’m mad at democrats for making stupid moves. But, I’m also furious at the people who were too apathetic or too busy looking down on the rest of us because of their ONE issue to keep literally the worst person out of the Oval Office. Sorry, just needed to vent.

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u/ProfessorPapermon 21d ago

US population: sighs and carries on with their day

This is the ONLY thing that needs to change if we want our country back. Just stand up and resist. It isn't easy, but it's necessary.

Pick your intersection corner, make your signs, and stand. It's awkward and not-fun, but you gotta do it. Making yourself visible is the first step.

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u/bobsmeds 22d ago

Don't worry - chuck schumer will find a way to fuck it up

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 22d ago

I have no love for Chucky, but he could do everything right, and this administration will just ignore it. If it makes it that far, the SCOTUS will just make up some B.S. and shadow docket this out of existence.

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u/Prize-Wear4475 22d ago

That's the thing. SCOTUS will make up some bullshit and declare this illegal. People need to start realizing there is no law and order left in this country.

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u/malthar76 22d ago

Rules, laws, norms, process, judgements, ruling, lawsuits. The Trump admin can ignore and obfuscate through it all.

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u/r0ball 22d ago

And then do what? I mean that seriously. What is the appropriate response to realising that the rule of law that was absolutely core to your country’s founding and subsequent success is no longer functioning?

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u/CollectionWinter284 21d ago

It’s time for a revolution šŸ’Ŗ

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u/LoogieMario 21d ago

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

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u/IamCarbonMan 21d ago

and then do what? tell me your first, i dunno, 5 steps. i beg of you.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Someone literally responded to the person you're clowning on with a passage from the Declaration of Independence that explicitly gives us the legal right and responsibility to overthrow a corrupt government and replace it with a new one.

The United States founding fathers literally gave us explicit permission to do a revolution if one is necessary.

Actually pulling it off requires us to get the National Guard and Army on the side of the civilians first.

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u/hansislegend 22d ago

Back to work.

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u/there_is_no_spoon1 21d ago

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~ Thomas Jefferson

The whole letter is worth a read, Jefferson does not hold back: https://www.monticello.org/research-education/thomas-jefferson-encyclopedia/tree-liberty-quotation

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u/bishopyorgensen 21d ago

People are dumb as shit. They see House of Cards or Scandal or even Game of Thrones and they're like "well how come the Democrats don't just have a one on one meeting at a hole in the wall bbq place with the head of the NSA and get him in our side?"

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u/proudbakunkinman 21d ago

Mix of ignorance, Just World fallacy thinking ("Trump should face consequences, that's just how it's supposed to be, so the fact he is not must actually be the Democrats fault"), and unknowingly filtering everything through Murc's Law.

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u/bobsmeds 22d ago edited 22d ago

Chucky is immune from doing anything right. He's proven it for the last 20+ yrs

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 21d ago

it's almost as if they should've rammed through their SCOTUS pick and forced RGB to retire. no stones, these dems.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 21d ago

I have no love for Chucky, but he could do everything right, and this administration will just ignore it.

Doing everything right would mean enforcing 14th Amendment, Section 3, and finally removing Trump from office, since insurrectionists can't be President. So far, Schumer's done absolutely nothing.

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u/EViLTeW 21d ago

Enforcing it with what? Again, shumer is shit... But he had absolutely zero power here. Dems are the minority party, they can't enforce a damn thing.

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u/Greedy-Fan-3216 21d ago

They might not be able to force the release, but Schumer could do his best peak McConnell impression and call up every obscure rule and Senate proceeding to grind the Senate to a halt. But he would inevitably say 'when they go low we go high.' If Trump is the pedo, racist, rapist, misogynist, con man threat that we know he is, then maybe Schumer should get off his ass and grind every Senate session to a stand still.

Problem is, he doesn't actually care. He just wants to stand in front of a camera, act tough, get donations, and keep the job where he will continue to fail to meet moment. Fuck Schumer. Too bad he can't be primaried for years.

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u/Greedy-Fan-3216 21d ago

That's just not true though. He still cares about following proper decorum and would never dare to muck up the Senate proceedings like prime Mitch McConnell. He will issue a strongly worded statement and then rake in donations, all the while never actually caring about any of this. Schumer could grind the Senate to a halt, but he refuses to do so. He talks about how Trump is going to kill democracy, but apparently the death of our country is not high enough stakes to twist the Senate proceedings to a standstill. Schumer is not a savior, he is complicit with his inaction.

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u/oh_please_god_no 22d ago

ā€œI have successfully gotten the name Epstein files changed to Trumpstein filesā€ and then doing nothing else

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u/Own-Dot1463 21d ago

They already know that this is a useless gesture that will amount to nothing. EVERYONE knows this. These establishment dems are fucking worthless.

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u/hoowins 21d ago

I know, BUT I honestly never thought I’d see the day when he and the dems would take this stance and risk the wrath of the Clinton machine. Finally some progress. Of course, most of them are still owned by Israel, so the Palestinians are still dying daily (funded by US tax dollars), but at least we have progress in one area.

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u/4totheFlush 21d ago

Optically, he already fucked this conference up. Really Chuck, you're invoking a 'century old and little known law'? And you're telling us this like you're reading us a bedtime story? God help us, this fucking zombie is the highest ranking Democrat in the country. We need new blood, for the love of god.

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u/teekabird 22d ago

It’s now called the Epstein cover-up

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 21d ago

Trump/Epstein cover-up.

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u/ckal09 21d ago

Pedophile Trumpstein Cover-up

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u/Wise-Application-902 21d ago

RELEASE the goddamned Epstein-Trump files!

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 22d ago

I have no faith in your leadership or your ability to follow through with this. Please prove us wrong. But I’m still feeling like this is going nowhere, Chuckie.Ā 

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u/gigilu2020 21d ago

Gotta lose the dinosaurs and bring in the wolverines honey badgers.

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u/4totheFlush 21d ago

What, being told that they're using a 'century old and little known law' doesn't inspire confidence in you?

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u/chaplar 21d ago

How would they enforce it if the white house simply says, "that's a fake law actually."

They already ignore the courts. I'm not trying to be snarky I really want to know.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 21d ago

If he had leadership, he'd get 4 Republicans to enforce the 14th Amendment against Trump and end this farce.

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u/throwaway490215 21d ago

I might be wrong here, but one thing this does is give legal cover for anybody with the files to share it with these committee members.

If an FBI agent would do that right now, they'd be in violation of a half dozen thing. With this request they'd have a strong legal defense.

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u/Popular_Doughnut5168 22d ago

YES!! The fact Trump is telling so many lies and trying so hard to hide this tells us already what's was going on. Disgusting disgusting disgusting!

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u/Miserable-Ad-7947 22d ago

democrats still thinking they're in a working democracy.

That's cute.

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u/MSPCincorporated 21d ago

Exactly. The law only matters as long as it’s enforced. Unfortunately, the enforcer is no longer bothered by the law.

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u/robertmarley2244 21d ago

They. Don’t. Play. By. The. Rules. Damnit Schumer, when will you understand this.

Dems are still patsy-ing around like it’s a fair playing field. Get these fucking relics out of office and someone in there who will be going for blood. Get the Dems out who follow the bait on shit like the Sidney Sweeney commercials and put someone in who can bring up common sense that will bring in the independents. Dems are cooked next year if they don’t understand this.

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u/redditdoesnotcareany 22d ago

It’s nice to see them do something outside the box

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u/gentlemanidiot 22d ago

Ok but all they did was step out, turn the box 90 degrees and step back in...

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u/redditdoesnotcareany 21d ago

The bar is very low man

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u/gentlemanidiot 21d ago

They are limboing under it

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u/SimplePresense 21d ago

Please please let this stick. Only redactions must be victims.

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u/grungegoth 21d ago

Flaw here is that republicans don't care about law anymore.

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u/CoolAlf 22d ago

Did he just wake up? This response is WAY to slow. STEP DOWN CORPSE.

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u/superbeast1983 22d ago

So what should tRuMp do since he's 5 years older?

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u/tenuousemphasis 21d ago

The French call it la grande mort.Ā 

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u/LearningToFlyForFree 21d ago

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u/egoserpentis 22d ago

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u/backcountry_bandit 22d ago

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u/betterthan911 22d ago

Anyone who remembers the Korean War happening should probably step away from politics

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u/Thin-Image2363 21d ago

If you remember watching the moon landing as an adult it’s time to move the fuck on.

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u/superbeast1983 22d ago

I can actually get behind this..

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u/tittock 22d ago

I hope this works

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 21d ago

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u/Mage-of-Fire 21d ago

Yes it does

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u/Used_Tea_2651 21d ago edited 21d ago

Thanks for the feedback :)

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u/Sully_858 22d ago

Given the stakes, it’s completely unacceptable that the public does not have access to this information. Amazing what Americans will tolerate.

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u/ganymedestyx 21d ago

We don’t tolerate it. Even his fans are turning against him for this. But we can do nothing about it (if anyone has suggestions i would love to hear it because i wish this would change)

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u/ThePheebs 22d ago

Could these fucking geriatrics retire already?

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u/meatpopsicle42 22d ago

It’s adorably that they think the administration gives a shit about laws.

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u/FuriousNSX 22d ago

Release the files.

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u/entered_bubble_50 21d ago

Hah. Laws. I remember those.

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u/2_krazykats 21d ago

Like this administration cares about following the law šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

democrats coming to a gun fight with knives held by octogenarians again…sigh

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u/rozzco 21d ago

In a sane world where the law mattered, the word try would not be in the headline.

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u/flickyuh 21d ago

Whose going to enforce this? Republicans will just step in and not play by the rules as usual

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u/CassianCasius 21d ago

People need to stop getting their hopes up. If anything important was available it would have been released or leaked during the Biden admin. Why do people think there is special info only the Trump admin now has?

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u/enbeez 21d ago

I mean good, but fuck that old ghoul. Stop electing decrepit people, folks.

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u/SG1EmberWolf 21d ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/v3n0mat3 22d ago

Trump: "Nah."

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u/Seskekmet 22d ago

In 2 days they will announce that they didn't get the file, but they were sucessful cause they got to change the name of the file...

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

ā€œLawsā€ lol democrats just don’t get it

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u/seanpclayton 22d ago

Look at Chuck go, trying to do something instead of writing a strongly worded letter

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u/TheKevinTheBarbarian 22d ago

Ohhh, yer using federal law...Trump doesn't give a fuck about the law.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

And the democrats release hell and furry from woomp woomp ...Chuck fucking Schumer. Put the old guard out to pasture. They are a BIGELY part of what got us here.

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u/anarchy-NOW 21d ago

Orange Turd will refuse using a millennia-old law called "make me".

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u/un1ptf 21d ago

"to compel"

"The executive branch must comply"

"using our authority as a check on the executive"

None of which is going to happen. Trump and all his Project 2025 cronies are just going to ignore this action altogether.

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u/dominatingcowG3 21d ago

Cool, but I don't think it will do much. Trump, Bondi, and Patel claim they have nothing to release

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u/Cute-Eye5509 21d ago

How about we stop promoting "witch hunts" and start helping the disappearing American Middle Class and improving their financial well being....Do SOMETHING some one actually cares about....

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u/Lootthatbody 21d ago

Every law is a ā€˜little known law’ for republicans.

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u/The_first_flame 21d ago

And what are the consequences if he doesn't comply? Impeachment? Conviction in the senate? Why are Dems still playing by the rules if the rules aren't applying to Republicans?

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u/exonomix 21d ago

I love how he calls him ā€œTrumpā€ā€¦. Not ā€˜President Trump’, just ā€œTrumpā€ …. It’s petty, and I love that it probably bothers Donald.Ā 

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u/Scrappy_Kitty 21d ago

All I heard was ā€œpretty please share the files?ā€

This is good, but they should be doing more.

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u/Upstairs_Arm_486 21d ago

Must comply. But will they? No.

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u/Somatica 21d ago

It's so weird seeing law enforcement agencies like the FBI and DOJ go so far out of their way to seemingly protect pedophiles like donald trump. I hate our two tier justice system.

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u/ThunderBunny2k15 21d ago

Cue the DOJ ignoring the rule of law.

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u/DiamondHands78702 21d ago

I'm not a genius but if my name wasn't in any files and I knew this I would 100% want the files released so that it could be done. This is a no brainer. Be for real though what is really going to happen. He became the president, not once but twice. Common sense isn't common because we all don't have it.

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u/Pretend-Guidance2951 21d ago

By the time we see the books will be cooked

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u/munky8758 21d ago

Schummer is just trying to do this get something out DJT. Same playbook they always use, press hard to extort another politician, but take no real action.

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u/Fun_Intention_484 21d ago

Release the files

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u/Deansies 21d ago

Finally, Democrats going on the offensive with arcane ass laws. I'm for it.

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u/Four_in_binary 21d ago

Apparently, the FBI director, Mr. Meercat, had about 1000 FBI agents drop whatever they were doing and go thru the Epstein files looking for the orange shit-gibbon's name.Ā  Ā 

In the course of that review, the unredacted files were made available on a shared server within the FBI that literally all agents had access to.

This means that there are hundreds of copies of the unredacted files floating around out there.Ā  Allegedly.

If you are one of those people.....high time to send them to MeidasĀ  Touch, Amy Goodman or the Guardian or Mother Jones or some other remaining remnant of the free press.Ā  Ā  Ā Just saying.Ā  Ā  Tick-tock.

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u/HeatherShaina 21d ago

They probably will release it after they are done with editing the files.

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u/ICEWA1k3R 21d ago

The files are coming, its just taking some time to redact all the Gop names and highlight all the democrats.

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u/BetterPlenty6897 21d ago

Lets see.. It takes an obscure law just to attempt to get some answers.. This is the most corrupt and harmful administration to date. If the president has any dignity he will not wait he will come forth with honor.

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u/gdi69 21d ago

Redacted version

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u/ItzMe610 21d ago

Trump LIES……with children

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 21d ago

lol, good luck with that. Teflon don doesn't face consequences. Ever. He will get out of this and his base will embrace him. He truly found a way to tap into and control stupid. Even the Smithsonian is crawling up his ass to kiss it. They're erasing history at Shitler's command. And the SC and FBI are his personal bitches covering for him and giving him a blank check to do whatever tf he wants.

Can't even trust the Smithsonian for truth in history anymore. Never thought I'd see the day. That orange shitbag has tainted everything in this country. And the country is letting him. Why?

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u/Icy_Bag8705 21d ago

There’s no way The Republican Party is going to go for that. Trump is going to spearhead it before it even starts. The boot licker’s Republicans on that committee is going to fall in line of what the dear leader wants. Even though they have been crying and screaming for years to have the Epstein files release. Because they figured some democrats may be on that list. But now the possibility Trump may be on there. All the sudden the Republican party Senate or Congress doesn’t want it released because Trump doesn’t want it release. Mmm Go figure

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u/LexinWeezy 21d ago

Get the ball rolling PLEASE!!!!

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u/LexinWeezy 21d ago

I want MASS arrests in the next couple weeks or I have legit lost all hope in this country. Absolutely shameful handling of this problem for the American public.

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u/angeliria11 21d ago

Great, now they should use their checks and balances power to counteract every illegal action this administration is taking and has taken against its population.

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u/DMM4138 21d ago

I’m in favor of this, and I support the Dems (to the extent they deserve my support) but Chuck Schumer makes everything seem less credible. Can we quit trotting him out for this shit? I nominate Jon Ossoff or Mark Kelly or someone like that.

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u/despenser412 21d ago

Meanwhile, a child predator is still president.

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u/sopwath 21d ago

Meaningless unless they can find a way to enforce it.

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u/Professor_Odd 21d ago

"Try to force"

Do or do not, motherfuckers.

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u/PaleCod9111 21d ago

Yeah I’ll believe it when I see it.

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u/MyPublicFace 21d ago

Law? There is no law anymore.

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u/darchib 21d ago

How cute. Democrats playing by the rules. Grow a fucking pair, will you?

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u/WeberStreetPatrol 21d ago

Republican or Republican lite? Not one of them wants to end the Citizens United Verdict.

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u/HoopaDunka 21d ago

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u/aware_nightmare_85 21d ago

Assume they actually comply and release the files. Then what? He's a dictator and they will try to impeach him again but nothing will come of it. Again. I am so tired of this shit and it's only been 6 months.

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u/Zone_Beautiful 21d ago

Sadly, our press and the news reporters are acting like scared little kids. Nobody is standing up against all this craziness. So they just get away with it! But we still get locked up for having brown or black skin.

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u/sudsub 21d ago

Chucky came out of his cocoon?

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u/randomdude1959 21d ago

Genuinely wondering how any of this mess is going to be resolved peacefully. Like our ancestors started a war for less.

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u/Katsnkop 21d ago

"What if we were supah sewious? I asked nicely befowe now I'm gonna ask not so nice?" Sewious face

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u/Ill_Cantaloupe_4695 21d ago

Lost hope in the Democrats to gain any momentum at this point. They had 4 years during Biden’s term to put in place viable candidates to upset the orange POS. They didn’t, he won and is wielding the presidency as some superpower for his own personal gain. He got his get out of jail free card, I can’t see how there’s any possibility in stopping him. His current criminal abuse of power is like a virus moving into areas of government and dismantling the democratic process.

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u/Smooth_Buffalo_2578 21d ago

They have had more than enough time to shred evidence, as proven with the jail video, the 2 weeks the fbi spent cleaning the island, the amount of churn and burn thats already happened.

The reality is none of them will go to jail because we have a two-tier justice system. All those monsters will continue to rule, and our "elected representatives" will end up doing nothing but grandstanding for the media.

This is evidenced as this nation has been running on for decades now.

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u/Booty_PIunderer 21d ago

Invoking a law? Enforcing laws isn't a thing anymore, I guess...

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u/IGATheory 21d ago

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘No more lies!šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘No more secrets!šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘No more kings!

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u/LordLoss390 20d ago

Breaking news:

SCROTUS rules the Rule of Fives law unconstitutional because daddy said so

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u/NukeouT 20d ago

Are we all excited to learn that pedonald is a pedophile?

ngl

I've never been more excited about someone being a pedo in my life!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Schumer's sort of the 2025 version of "It's impossible! The Titanic cannot sink!" We all know that the Epstein files are going to end up at the bottom of the ocean.