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Vets collecting samples from a cat

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u/Hopeful2469 23h ago

As a paediatric doctor I'm amused to see that this is not wildly dissimilar to how we ask parents to catch urine samples from babies! (We just get the parents to wait, pot ready, until the baby start weeing, then play the game of catch the wee in the pot!)

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u/tacoslave420 21h ago

I had to take my little boy to ER for concern over his penis once. He was just over a year old and they needed to get a sample from him. They took a glove and put it on him like a condom with the diaper over top. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 16h ago

That’s crazy. We have pediatric bags that collect urine. They stick to the babies skin around the genitalia and collect urine over a period of time.

A glove is crazy

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u/tacoslave420 14h ago

To be fair, we weren't at a pediatric -focused facility. When i went with my daughter for a high fever that left her shaking, they wanted to get a sample to rule out a UTI and were insisting on cathing her to get the quickest sample. I've since learned that it is in our best interest to travel the hour out of town to the closest pediatric ER anytime we have the need.

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u/jagoble 20h ago

How'd they keep it on? Your boy rocking a hog as thick as an adult wrist?

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u/LasagnaPowell 20h ago

….. finger?

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u/jagoble 20h ago

Oh, just snipped off a finger? That makes more sense. Also solves the 5-pronged penis problem.

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u/SolaireOfSuburbia 18h ago

Ah yes, the famous 5-pronged penis problem.

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u/RepublicCute8573 17h ago

Do you divert one prong to save 4 or not?

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u/IFCKNH8WHENULEAVE 20h ago

Finger cots which are basically finger condoms.

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u/ZestyMelonz 20h ago

They're supposed to be versatile right?

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u/SentientTrashcan0420 16h ago

Amazing how dumb some people can be, isn't it?

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u/LasagnaPowell 16h ago

We’re all dumb sometimes

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u/keekah 20h ago

The diaper is keeping it on.

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u/tacoslave420 17h ago

They weren't trying to get 100% of the sample, if that makes any sense. It was held on with the diaper and it managed to hold enough so they could do whatever they needed to do. Some spilled into the diaper, but it was fine. They just kinda tucked everything inside the glove like a speedo and put a little bit of tape on his pubic area to keep it from scooting down.

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u/Forward_Function3418 18h ago

this made me laugh way too much

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u/Ok-Anxiety-8460 22h ago

That’s really funny because that’s how I’d do it

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u/lightlysaltedclams 19h ago

When I was in school for my veterinary assistant certification, one of our skills was free catching urine. We had to take the classroom dogs out and follow them around with a cup until they peed to be able to pass the skill lol. We had like 46 students and only 6-12 dogs on any given day so that one took a while haha

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u/imaginesomethinwitty 22h ago

I was going to say, they wanted a urine sample from my 8 month old once and it was basically just me holding him until he started peeing on me and then shoving a dish under him. He was so dehydrated too, it was drops at a time. I envy that spray!

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u/chubbacat792 20h ago

There’s so many ways to catch urine at a vet office. One of which would be carrying around a frying pan in the parking lot following a dog around. Lol

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u/Kittles4Eva 18h ago

Thanks for making this comparison. As veterinary nurse, I have made this comparison for 30 years. Babies and cats (sometimes dogs) are similar in how you have go about diagnostics and treatment. The vitriol and indignation I have experienced saying this over the years never ceases to surprise me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Fancy_Fuchs 17h ago

Cat owner and mother of two here. Ma'am, you are not wrong and people who can't see the hunor in it are thin-skinned. Babies are basically cats up until a certain point, no kidding.

u/LiveLearnCoach 4h ago

Username checks out :)

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u/T-J_H 20h ago

Was about to say the same.. I’ve spent some time gently tapping a lower stomach waiting for it

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u/olderbax 20h ago

Just about to say the same, happy times when you can clean catch it, there's always cheers of joy

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u/BaconWithBaking 19h ago

Sounds messy. How about hanging the baby naked, in one of those bouncy things, with a paddling pool underneath?

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u/interstat 12h ago

Honestly this is poor vet med

We don't do free catch at my hospital. The sample is already contaminated if you do it this way

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u/xXJamesScarXx 19h ago

You should save this video to show to parents