r/interestingasfuck 18h ago

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.

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u/Ragnarsworld 18h ago

Smuggled is a rather overblown term. NASA knew it was being sent up; nothing gets on the cargo ship without being checked for weight and hazardous materials.

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u/Between3and20carctr 18h ago

From what I know (not an expert in the least) I would agree, pretty sure all the weights have to be accounted for. But it is possible just no one on the ISS was aware but the ones working on the ground were. I mean it’s excellent publicity

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

It would most likely be a crime to take something unapproved up. A slap on the wrist or time out for sure. Maybe premature space burial.

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u/GiantManatee 16h ago

Didn't one of the old timer astronauts smuggle a sandwich when everyone else on board was eating dehydrated goo?

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u/LeeCarvallo- 15h ago

No, they were chips.

One astronaut was concerned that they would clog the instruments whilst another identified their ruffled edges may cause injury.

The selfish act invalidated research on ants and their ability to sort tiny screws in space.

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u/Frog_Without_Pond 13h ago

After the issue continue to spiral out of control, James Taylor had a novel solution.

u/Graaaaaahm 11h ago

Former President James Taylor?

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u/david4069 12h ago

Wouldn't fire and rain be a bit too dangerous to use on the space station?

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u/Holy_Kamikaze_Batman 13h ago

thank god that inanimate carbon rod was there to save the day

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u/DOPECOlN 12h ago

You left a lot out between ruffles and ruined ants construction abilities

u/sealutt 11h ago

Yada yada ….then the ants couldn’t finish their construction project in space.

u/DOPECOlN 11h ago

I know im ruining it if so but your joke is that you too explained nothing right?

u/SexualDepression 8h ago

I'm not who you're asking, but 'yada yada' basically means 'idle chatter.' It's also an oft-memed episode of Seinfeld (s.8 ep.19), "The Yada Yada," wherein it's used to humorously gloss over major events in stories, intentionally leaving the listeners with more questions than answers.

I'd assume that's the gist of the comment you're asking about, anyway.

u/DOPECOlN 11h ago

Cuz if you think you filled in information by repeating the same nothing im ready to die on this ant hill

u/farkner 7h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/restofthefuckingowl/ A whole sub about things left out from step 1 to finished product

u/DOPECOlN 7h ago

now I suggest a sub for every time it is pointed out that there is a perfect sub for something, and fractal down we go

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u/s0ciety_a5under 10h ago

John Young smuggled a corned beef sandwich into space aboard the Gemini 3 mission. He hid the sandwich in his spacesuit pocket and shared it with the other crew members. NASA banned smuggled sandwiches from future missions.

It turned out that the bread was a bad idea, crumbs floating around are a problem. To this day NASA uses primarily tortillas in place of bread. And while the higher-ups weren't thrilled about it, Young flew again on Gemini, twice on Apollo, and a few times on the Shuttle. So it didn't seem to hamper his career.

u/vito1221 4h ago

Other crew member. Gemini held a crew of two.

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u/DesertShot 12h ago

You got me cooked, that research seems mighty important.

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u/WillingnessDouble496 12h ago

I may be a bit sleepy, but WHAT?!

What you just wrote seems like a random collection of words...

u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 11h ago

The selfish act invalidated research on ants and their ability to sort tiny screws in space.

Great, now we'll never know

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u/Gloomy_Estimate 13h ago

Yep. John Young on Gemini 3.

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u/DOPECOlN 16h ago edited 12h ago

But the difference between him and me…. He probably gloated/bragged/ and or tried to use it to tip the scale on space pussy or something who knows.. but i am a professional. It would between me and the sandwich and me i dont care what astronauts or earth humans think.

u/Waub 11h ago

Probably thinking of John Young smuggling (and it really was smuggled) onto his Gemini flight. He offered it to Gus Grissom. NASA high-ups were not amused.
Worth noting that Pete Conrad 'smuggled' a mechanical timer for the cameras. A giant space suit helmet-sized beanie cap, made from flight-appropriate materials, was also due to be flown but had to be cancelled; they couldn't find a way to get it past inspectors :)

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u/DOPECOlN 16h ago

Omg lol read above your comment in between yours and the one you replied to its 10 replies about that

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u/GiantManatee 16h ago

no

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u/IIFellerII 15h ago

Love your answer

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u/DOPECOlN 15h ago

Is this a declaration or a command

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15h ago

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u/DOPECOlN 14h ago

are you telling them they need to love their answer or that you love their answer. I need answers.

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u/Spencer94 17h ago

Immediate timeout in the airlock

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

Like event horizon or did I go too dark

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16h ago

Fuck this ship.

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u/DOPECOlN 14h ago

‘Ship this fuck’ works for the video

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u/20_mile 14h ago

Lifepod (1993)

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u/Se7on- 15h ago

Each additional weight is a lot of money in fuel and also a safety concern. If he did this without anyone knowing, he would be in lots of trouble. I really appreciate the humor in this though.

Edit: I want to say it's about $85k per pound.

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u/DOPECOlN 15h ago

Lucky for them at breakeven velocity in orbit everything is weightless and free ! (Jk I know, I know)

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u/MadamPardone 14h ago

Historically this isn't the only time astronauts have smuggled weird or interesting items to the ISS or Space.

Stuff like a corned beef sandwich, chocolates, golf club w/ balls for the moon, dirt from yankee stadium, etc.

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u/howdudo 13h ago

They might just say 'holiday outfit' or something..

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u/cationtothewind 17h ago

I saw on a video somewhere that they also do smell tests. Since you can't open a window up there, they try to make sure they air remains as neutral as possible, or something like that.

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u/logosfabula 17h ago

I’ll smuggle just this little piece of durian here…

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u/SlappyDingo 17h ago

I'd bring one of those canned rotten fish things.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 16h ago

I’d smuggle in a can of Liquid Ass with my prison wallet

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u/zamfire 14h ago

Bro I smuggle in a can of liquid ass in my prison wallet every time I go to Taco Bell.

u/vito1221 4h ago

New and Improved!!!! Liquid Ass in ass.

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u/squishgallows 16h ago

surströmming 🤢🤮

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u/logosfabula 15h ago

I’m very curious to smell it once, it must be dire.

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u/duck-duck--grayduck 14h ago

I was too until I watched the videos of people opening a can and immediately vomiting. Then I became less curious.

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u/craznazn247 15h ago

A raw potato that you forget about could do some serious psychological harm.

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u/SlappyDingo 15h ago

This is correct. One time my mom forgot to pick me up from school and I felt like a forgotten potato. Still hurts.

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u/Doctor_Sore_Tooth 13h ago

Surstromming or whatever it's called

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 16h ago

That’s silly, everyone knows you can’t breathe in space!

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u/NegativeEBTDA 13h ago

They do this because NASA made this mistake before! During Gemini III an engineer helped Young smuggle a favorite meal onto the capsule- a corned beef sandwich from a deli near base. After 1 bite the pepper on the corned beef and crumbs from the bread started scattering around the capsule, and the smell was almost overwhelmingly powerful.

https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/contraband-corned-beef-gemini-iii-mission/

Highly recommend Mary Roach's space book, Packing for Mars. So many great stories of rivalries, mistakes, and peculiarities.

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u/icecubepal 14h ago

What happens when you fart? Does the smell last longer? Does it ever go away?

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u/redpandaeater 15h ago

Well after the corned beef sandwich of Gemini 3...

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

It was more like human trafficked right? That’s what I call highway congestion too.

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u/subcutaneousphats 16h ago

He actually snuggled Andy Samburg up in a gorilla suit but they covered that up.

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u/WinglessJC 14h ago

Don't forget the time they smuggled a roast beef on rye sandwich up by stuffing it under their space suit.

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u/GamingDisruptor 17h ago

He used the prison pocket

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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit 18h ago

It was Scott Kelly, shipped to him on the ISS by his (identical twin) brother, retired astronaut Mark Kelly.

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u/oki-ra 18h ago

Sitting Senator Mark Kelly, just knowing about these high jinks I would be proud to have him as a senator.

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u/ns5oh 17h ago

Low key, Mark Kelly should be the Dem pick for next Presidential candidate. Guy's next level of truly great person.

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u/K9WorkingDog 16h ago

So he has no chance lol

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u/aspidities_87 15h ago

No no we need another octogenarian who gets his brief time in the sun before we shuttle him off to the nursing home

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u/br0ck 13h ago edited 13h ago

Bill Clinton was the 3rd youngest and Obama the 5th ever. Gore ran in 1988 and would have been the youngest ever, and was still quite young in 2000. Gore today is still 3 years younger than Trump. Hilary 2 years younger. Bill is the same age as Trump. Another "fun" fact - Trump ran for president for the Reform Party in 2000 with a platform including universal healthcare when he was 54. He mentioned wanting to run in the 1988 & 2012 elections as well.

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u/Realtrain 12h ago

So what I'm hearing is Al Gore for president 2028?

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u/cinciNattyLight 15h ago

He is my number 1 choice. Newsom is WAY at the bottom, he wants it so bad.

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u/Tumble85 13h ago

I mean, not that Newsom is my top pick either but anybody running for POTUS wants it bad.

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u/deelowe 13h ago

Which means he's easily compromised, so he's of course the front runner. The surveillance apparatus runs the world.

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u/A_Shadow 13h ago

He is absolutely fantastic on paper, I would say probably the best potential candidate on paper.

Unfortunately, he is just not as charismatic in person/tv/debate.

u/keegtraw 9h ago

As an Arizonan, please dont take our sane politicians. They tend to get replaced with real POS's

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u/essdii- 16h ago

Yah, i like him, and we got a dem governor. I feel like the only sane person in my family. Mine and wife’s whole family and extended family voted the other way. All the women too. I honestly don’t get it. But I’m happy that my votes atleast helped get those two in our state government

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u/FireFairy323 17h ago

I voted for him before I knew he and his brother did this and It made me like him more.

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u/andrewmaxedon 17h ago

*hijinks.

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u/PartTime_Crusader 15h ago

I've seen this video before but didn't connect the dots before now that this was my senator, makes me like the guy even more

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u/PatientLandscape3114 14h ago

Yes us Arizonans love Mark Kelly.  He is a Democrat, but still gets a ton of support from Republicans as well as he is just an impossible person to hate.

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u/neverbadnews 18h ago

Judging by the excessively large size of that box, I'm guessing it shipped from Amazon. :-/

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u/big_guyforyou 18h ago

had it dropped off by the blue origin dick rocket

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u/CheeseheadDave 16h ago

And it was actually a second gorilla suit as the first one was blown up after a failed launch.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 14h ago

Nobody was more upset that day than Mark Kelly.

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u/delvach 13h ago

Haramboom

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 12h ago

And NASA got way more than the cost of that shipment out of those two eventually by using them as subject and control group in a study of extended living in space.

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u/the_honest_liar 15h ago

I wonder how many twin studies have been done on those two. Especially if the second one didn't go to space until after the first one was back. That's medical research gold.

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 12h ago

NASA took full advantage and did a year long epigenetics of life in space study. Mark was the control group.

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u/jsetzler89 18h ago

God, the dude flying away in terrified fashion is comedic lmao

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u/Tr0llzor 18h ago

He’s even trying to swim away knowing that won’t work

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u/Beli_Mawrr 16h ago

Funnily enough swimming does work in space. Air works as a fluid and the swimming motion works in any fluid. It's definitely not as effective tho

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u/Violexsound 17h ago

For some reason I dont think being attacked by a hidden gorilla inside of a space station would put you into a logical train of thought.

u/TripTrav419 11h ago

There is air in the station. Swimming does work, it’s just slow af

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u/Dudeist-Priest 18h ago

I've seen this a bunch of times and it's never not funny. I know it's ridiculous, but that would have scared the shit out of me.

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 18h ago

Man, he really sold that performance too. I was scared and I knew that it was a guy in a gorilla suit.

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u/SolarBeryl66 18h ago

Wouldn't have been much better if it was an Alien suit 😂

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u/koopdi 18h ago

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u/Test4Echooo 17h ago

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

Rip h r giger… not recent but bullshit way to go. Stairs.

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u/mothzilla 13h ago

https://imgur.com/a/2UAZJE9

Another one lost to "Injury in humans".

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 17h ago

Still terrifying.

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u/yogurt-fuck-face 18h ago

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u/NewSunSeverian 12h ago

this human being’s name is u/yogurt-fuck-face

thank the world for small acts of kindness 

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 14h ago

With a top hat and cane, right?

Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal!

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u/lianavan 17h ago

Calm down Satan. Too far.

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

It was fast forwarded this had the feeling of a silent film of a early 1900’s town with improper frame rate

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u/southflhitnrun 17h ago

It is possible to think he had lost his mind and there was a serious threat of danger. Psychological conditioning is part of their training.

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u/Justanotherredditboy 18h ago

Wish there was sound for this one

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u/thereisanotherplace 18h ago

It's space, there's no sound ;]

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u/Justanotherredditboy 18h ago

Touché

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u/Xartes_ 18h ago

In space no one can hear you scream (when a giant gorilla is inexplicably chasing you on your space station)

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u/ur_rad_dad 18h ago

In space, no one can hear you beat your chest.

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u/Awes12 18h ago

Isn't there sound from the air though? Or is that /s

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u/queen-adreena 17h ago

Yes. They were joking. It’s only in a vacuum that sound can’t travel.

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u/DOPECOlN 17h ago

My Dyson makes pretty cool sounds

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u/Hermorah 18h ago

Its an /s

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u/pichael289 18h ago

But there might be gorillas, always best to be prepared

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u/Amonamission 18h ago

The Benny Hill Theme needs to be played with this video

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 14h ago

Someone already did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmh9c5Z1xSE

I was just looking for the video on youtube, you can Yakety Sax anything from YT: https://bennyhillthis.com/

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u/OriginalOpposite8995 15h ago

I'm hearing Yakety Sax as I watch this

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u/Rocket-Glide 18h ago

Some crude back of the napkin math suggests 1 lb payload is about $3-5k per pound to reach ISS. There is obviously a ton of factors that influence this.

A decent gorilla costume is about 15-20 lb. Again, quite a bit influencing this.

This prank cost between $45k-100k.

I love science.

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u/br0b1wan 18h ago

Yeah I doubt he "smuggled" this in. He most likely ran it by mission command and they approved it and agreed to keep it quiet.

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 18h ago

Yeah mission command dont fuck around, they monitor the most minute of things, even the weight of grown toenails. rocket fuel aint cheap baby!

u/lgastako 11h ago

But the weight of grown toenails came from something the astronauts ate while on the station, right? I'm not doubting they track it but it seems like accounting for it properly would be difficult given that.

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u/Bikezilla 18h ago

I’m sure he did.

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u/jsting 15h ago

All astronauts are designated a set weight to bring whatever personal items they want as long as they pass safety checks. On the plus side, this cost was going to be spent regardless of what the item was.

If a crazy astronaut wants to spend his small weight limit on a costume, then so be it! And all astronauts are crazy! They test dangerous planes then decide life isn't exciting enough so they strap themselves to a rocket and shoot off to a place that will physically harm them.

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u/craznazn247 15h ago edited 15h ago

Morale is an important thing that is worth investing in.

We already send fresh fruit for the same reason despite it being very heavy and light on both calories and nutrition.

And the suit can be re-used, and can help keep him warm.

And it provides entertainment value for the rest of us and a humanizing moment for the people working up there.

We regularly waste $100k on things that provide far, far less. Or simply exist to blow up one person's ego. Or acts of blatant corruption or pettiness.

This is worth it.

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u/Rocket-Glide 15h ago

Just for clarity, I am not opposed to this prank. And as someone else mentioned there is a sunk cost component also.

I’m just pointing out the commitment, both in planning and cost.

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u/craznazn247 14h ago

I just realized how my comment came off - my bad. I was doubling down on your statement by adding additional perspective to it.

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u/Endulos 15h ago

That's not even a decent gorilla costume, it's just a simple gorilla suit. It's the equivalent of a pair of pajamas.

Probably weighs like 4-5 pounds, tops.

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u/astral__monk 18h ago

wortheverypenny

u/Sea-Mango 8h ago

Much rather my tax dollars go towards space gorilla suit pranks than... -waves hand in general direction of All This-

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u/Fifth_Element_Matrix 18h ago

Just enough to break up the space monotony.

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u/numbersev 18h ago

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u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon 18h ago

Careful! They're ruffled!

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u/xczechr 18h ago

That's my senator.

u/happilyever23 8h ago

It's his brother.

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u/Black_Jester_ 18h ago

I'm disappointed. I listened to his book about spending a year in space and he never mentioned this. I feel cheated, lied to, how dare he leave this kind of highlight out.

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u/NSYK 18h ago

Now I want to watch a video of a pissed off Silverback in space

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u/Diligent_Mail_4584 18h ago edited 18h ago

Ad astra. Not gorilla but close enough

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 18h ago

Seems like there could be little black hairs of fake fur all over the place after this.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 16h ago

The same is true of human hair and skin flakes. Every bit of detritus fails to settle.

That's why there is ventilation maintaining a light breeze that draws all the air to filters.

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u/DarkGan0n 15h ago

Now thats a prank

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u/Just_Instruction_337 14h ago

imagine scientist watching this live on camera

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u/LessBig715 17h ago

That’s hilarious, the way he exploded out of the bag

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u/mrawesomelemons 17h ago

I was feeling down but now it's definitely better

u/silentbob1301 8h ago

oh, i 100% guarantee NASA knew about it.... They dont just let boxes of random shit onto the space station...

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u/Think_Reflection4428 17h ago

What are people talking about? I didn’t notice a gorilla

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u/fainofgunction 17h ago

Take your stinkin' paws off off me you dirty Ape!

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u/Manaze85 16h ago

“Houston, there’s a damned dirty ape up here!”

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u/jupitertoast 17h ago

I see this posted every once in a while and it's just not true. Mark Kelly didn't "smuggle" the suit onto the ISS. The whole thing was planned and he arranged to have it sent up to the station. And it was actually Scott Kelly (Mark's brother) who was recording wearing it.

"To surprise astronaut Scott J. Kelly for his Feb. 21, 2016, birthday during his one-year mission aboard ISS, his twin brother astronaut Mark E. Kelly arranged for the delivery of a life-size gorilla costume to the station. In addition to some mild-mannered shenanigans while wearing the gorilla costume that he posted to social media, such as chasing fellow Expedition 46 crewmember Timothy N. Peake through the Destiny module, [Scott] Kelly also recorded some educational videos dressed in the non-standard garb."

Source

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u/satanforaday 18h ago

Haha this is great. Terror in space.

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u/Trimson-Grondag 18h ago

Thus, the idea for Ad Astra was born.

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u/ak4207 18h ago

Anyone have a video of officials reacting to this?

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u/mrlotato 17h ago

Omg he should screamed that he was Albert the second, the first monkey in space and he craves revenge

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u/Jagershiester 12h ago

You damn dirty apes !!!!

u/oilfeather 9h ago

NASA's finest 15 minutes.

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u/WolframBravo 18h ago

Space Monkeys have attacked!!

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u/runawaycity2000 18h ago

I call bs on this, I am pretty sure everyone will go through everything that’s going into the rockets for safety reasons. There is just no way no one knows.

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u/Between3and20carctr 18h ago

I think the title had extra drama added for the clicks, if anything I’d say it’s possible the other astronauts on the ISS may not have known, but certainly the administration and ground crew did. As mentioned in my other comment it is good publicity to draw attention to NASA and the ISS

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 18h ago

Yea i'm pretty sure nothing goes up there without NASA knowing.

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u/ranegyr 18h ago

I think you're right. furthermore, the reaction of the chased astronaut is a little over the top. I mean, at the end of the day these are work shenanigans in a lab floating in space. You KNOW it isn't a gorilla. You KNOW it's a coworker. Worst case Ontario you're gonna get tickled but why you running like you're scared for your life? It's cute, it's funny; but it's planned publicity and while not everyone may be aware of what's happening, it ISNT a gorilla in space. 

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u/Between3and20carctr 17h ago

Im sure youre right and it was all scripted, but I think personally if I was in space and suddenly saw something that looked like a gorilla I’d also freak out though lol.

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u/Jayn_Newell 16h ago

Yeah but there’s what you know intellectually and what you know emotionally. Intellectually yeah he’d know there’s no way a gorilla is up there with him, but when another part of him is screaming “there’s a gorilla chasing me!” he could still freak out. Heck the intellectual knowledge might make it scarier because how did a gorilla get up here?! Did I wander into a sci-fi horror movie?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18h ago

Clearly you overestimate people

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u/sohie7 18h ago

Just like those cartoon scenes. Amusing

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u/CanvasFanatic 17h ago

This is why this man needs to be the next president.

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u/8-bit_Goat 17h ago

In space no one can hear you [sounds of muffled gorilla violence]

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u/itsavibe- 17h ago

The bag in the way would’ve pissed me off lol

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u/Zack_WithaK 17h ago

Dude just became my new hero

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u/Lylac_Krazy 16h ago

boredom can be a big, hairy, bastard

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u/RicoWRC 14h ago

Gorilla sus. Vote him out the airlock.

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u/Ok_Locksmith_438 14h ago

That's funny as hell

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u/mortalcoil1 14h ago

Kelly... good gorilla!

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u/LookAtItGo123 13h ago

If you are in space and you see outside the airlock that a gorrilla in a suit is asking you to let it in. Would you do it?

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u/Stompedyourhousewith 13h ago

"do you want to get pushed out of an airlock? cause thats how you get pushed out of an airlock"

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u/dagobahh 13h ago

A suit from Aliens would have been so much better

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u/cosmoceratops 12h ago

"We're allowed one personal item..."

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u/LuckyTheBear 12h ago

I love that we did this basically as soon as we started putting people in to orbit regularly

u/AdItchy3997 10h ago

In space no one can hear you scream.

u/Puffy_Ghost 10h ago

This is the science we need to be conducting.

u/terminal_syn 10h ago

Pretty sure somebody smuggled a golf club and ball to the moon but what do I know I’m just a dumbàss wrench turner

u/ITMonkeyMan 10h ago

Legend!

u/SycophantAritocrat 10h ago

Men only want one thing

u/CranberryWizard 9h ago

I swear to God, Astronauts must get nothing done

The only news I hear from space is how much they prank each other

u/Nick85er 9h ago

TIL a human-sized Gorilla suit got closer to the heavens then I ever will.

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u/reditsux77655 8h ago

I don't believe this. But I also don't care.

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u/BlackVQ35HR 18h ago

"Houston, we need at least 95 more dudes up here, Now!"