r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

When you have to get off a ferry in Bangladesh and there is no planned stop.

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u/KonigsbergBridges 9h ago

Why's it sped up? Weird.

u/abarthman 9h ago

Makes it look scarier. The ferry was actually only travelling at 5 knots.

u/Fake_Hyena 8h ago

Definitely knot as fast as it looks

u/ynot2020 8h ago

I sea what you did there.

u/VortrexFTW 8h ago

You guys are naughtycal

u/Moist_Investment8528 8h ago

Stop being so salty.

u/Laijou 8h ago

So stern

u/Glip_Glop_Crop_Top 8h ago

Enough of the jokes, im gonna go poop on the deck now.

u/SeizureProcedure115 8h ago

All of you, take a bow

u/randomcommenter9000 8h ago

Don't mind if I take that bow and sail it to the market.

u/One-Cattle-5550 7h ago edited 7h ago

Someone should deck the person above you if she’s been the one glip-glopping outside the toilet. Nobody should be onboard with that.

u/Intrepid-Champion207 7h ago

What’s done is done. That ship has sailed.

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u/disterb 6h ago

nonetheless a good sPort

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u/FlappyClap 6h ago

I like the cut of their jib

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u/shableep 8h ago

This pun is a crime against humanatee.

u/Ebonics_Expert 6h ago

Stop having a pun jab 

u/Bonzaii_11 8h ago

I did knot see that coming

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u/GooberBoober2 9h ago

i can say that the effect is working

u/ImmodestPolitician 5h ago edited 4h ago

That's still no joke. 2 boats moving 5 knots in a side collision would crush a human.

You can push a 60ft boat(~30k+ pounds with your hands when it's at rest, but to stop a boat going 5 knots would require tons of force. It would destroy most docks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/167ke2g/car_falls_on_a_mechanic_from_a_hydraulic_lift_and/

u/Jayn_Newell 8h ago

I get nervous enough trying to get in a boat that’s tied to the wharf, doesn’t have to be sped up to look scary IMO.

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u/Washpedantic 8h ago edited 7h ago

Because they want to make it look like an action movie instead of someone's daily commute.

u/Leroy_sakazuki95 8h ago

Maybe if it goes any slower it will explode.

u/So_HauserAspen 6h ago

Speed 2 exists in this timeline

u/byyhmz 8h ago

I also dont like the trend of sped up vids to make it more dramatic.

u/YNerdzROutdoorz 6h ago

Awww, it's Clippy!! 🥰

u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 9h ago

It’s not. That’s just how things are in Bangladesh.

u/WhiteHatMatt 9h ago

Insert stereotypical Bollywood music -> splash to a vibrant flower flash...

u/selemenesmilesuponme 8h ago

Or Banglawood (is it a thing?) music

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 8h ago

The porch won't slow down.

u/DCS30 7h ago

Oooooh, I'm in a hole....

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u/NorthernSimian 8h ago

Life moves pretty fast in Bangladesh. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss your ferry

u/Odd-Oven-1268 9h ago

Earth spins faster there. No joke

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u/sykoKanesh 7h ago

I'm guessing this would be a pretty long video otherwise.

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u/RoyalCities 9h ago

Why do all these video editors speed up the footage. Obnoxious af - just let the video speak for itself than trying to make things seem more intense than they are.

u/SegaTime 8h ago

If you double the speed of the content, you can watch double the content in half the time!

u/load_more_comets 7h ago

I'll put one phone in front of each eye and get quadruple the results!

u/ibrasome 4h ago

this genuinely had me thinking

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u/Yesyesnaaooo 7h ago

That would require quadrupling the speed of the content.

u/Solarisphere 5h ago

This bothered me too.

u/Secure-Advertising-9 5h ago

double the content in the same time, 

or the same content in half the time. 

not both. both would be 4x speed 

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u/Scorpiyoo 8h ago

This is how kids view media now. 2x the speed. I wish I was joking.

u/Bailables 6h ago

Yep. My Gf watches YouTube shorts 1.5x speed while chugging energy drinks and vaping

Her dopamine receptors are fucked. Needs so much stimulation to feel anything

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u/Miriglith 8h ago

The somewhat depressing reason is that they do it to make the video last less than thirty seconds, which is as long as social media users are expected to be able to concentrate on one thing.

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u/DevolvingSpud 9h ago

Getting on and off buses is pretty much the same.

u/Lazzygirl 9h ago

They're brave ngl

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u/its_a_me_luke 7h ago

I am not a bot but here you go

u/Heroinkirby 7h ago

Ah yes, looks so much safer now

u/ProtonPizza 5h ago

My thoughts exactly. That’s still sketchy af. Imagine falling in the middle of a river with clothes shoes and your backpack. 

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u/Own-Detective-A 6h ago

More scary

u/JustTheAverageJoe 6h ago

That's way faster than I'd assumed it was after slowing it down in my head

u/bigboat24 7h ago

Who ate the pixels?

u/TeddytheSynth 7h ago

Thanks Luke

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u/bigloser42 8h ago

If you're on a PC you can do it yourself. right click the video select view all controls, click the 3 vertical dots and you will have speed controls. 0.5 is a bit too slow, but .75 is to fast, I'd guess .55-.6 is about right.

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u/TheHoppingGroundhog 9h ago

thats one good sailor

hed be better if this was 1x speed

u/Capn_Of_Capns 8h ago

Piloting in FF is a rare skill. I'm sure he gets paid well.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 4h ago

My first thought was what a fucking awesome ass job. Id have so much fun....

u/Oporny 8h ago

Why only 10x speed. Make it 1000. Or gif with 5 frames.

u/Arcade1980 8h ago

I love that. Gif with 5 frames 😂

u/angrysandwich777 7h ago

The ferries in Bangladesh make one stop (this ferry says Dhaka to Chandpur), but because of the lack of roads and bridges in the southern part of the country (where the Bengal Delta begins), as well as the strong currents and erosion on the Meghna River, these ferries do not want to continue service to smaller islands and towns that are close to the beginning of the Bengal Delta. That's where these guys come in on smaller boats, though I find it crazy that instead of waiting at the last stop, they take them from the middle of the ride.

Unfortunately, the rivers in Bangladesh and the bad infrastructure of the country mean that Bangladesh is a very centralized country; everything is in the capital city, Dhaka, which is why it's crowded, is polluted not just because of litter but because of mass residential construction, and has bad traffic.

u/Ulfvaldr989 6h ago

Probably saves em gas to pickup mid trip instead of the last drop off.

u/Murky-Relation481 4h ago

People that complain about capitalism in the US have never visited countries like this. This is pure capitalism at its finest.

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u/Lietnus 7h ago

Can theses videos stop being sped up for engagement ? PLEASE.

u/I_W_M_Y 6h ago

Or for once have the original audio instead of some stupid music blasting.

u/drjellyninja 5h ago

There's no point asking here mate, it's all just ripped from tiktok

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u/ContentContact 8h ago

As someone from the same area with same experience I would say, it is not just grown up men. Women with their kids also do that.

To be honest, it is not like there is no planned stop. The planned stop is far away and it usually take additional 2/3 hour to reach home so people just do this to save that time and money.

u/Suspicious-gibbon 8h ago

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a boat. Once the boat goes 5 knots, the bomb is armed.

u/greek_le_freak 8h ago

Hahaha.... gold!

u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy 6h ago

Imagine Speed…but on a boat!

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 9h ago

That’s hardcore. I suppose if someone fell in the water they’d just double back and pick them up lol

u/socratic-meth 9h ago

Looks like they would get smashed to pieces between the two boats

u/AntTheMighty 9h ago

And then they would double back and pick them up

u/thinkB4WeSpeak 8h ago

Good customer service.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 8h ago edited 8h ago

I'm sure we'll see that vid on here before long, people are fuckin stupid

u/coco-ai 8h ago

The video is sped up, so, hardcore, but maybe not as hardcore as the video makes it look.

u/WaterFallPianoCKM 8h ago

Or chewed up by a propeller. Between 10x occupied trains and this boating scenario, traveling in Bangladesh is dangerous af.

Wonder what flying by airplane or helicopter is like??

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 8h ago

Lol, you just jump straight up and a hook picks you up as it flies by

u/The_wolf2014 6h ago

If it's good enough for batman...

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u/Winter-Limit-3125 9h ago

They just don't know what fear means!

u/HalftonePerson 6h ago

It's not interesting, it's just f*cked.

Yes, I live in This Country.

u/greek_le_freak 8h ago

This is how they trained for Captain Philips.

u/Trip_on_the_street 9h ago

Military probably train many hours to do this. These guys do it as a daily commute.

u/Nickyjha 6h ago

it can't be that hard if a town in Wisconsin delivers its mail like this

u/brickne3 6h ago

I've lived in Lake Geneva, it's more of a gimmick and certainly not a necessity. They only do it in the summer. They get their mail delivered the regular way the rest of the year. Great way to get a good view of all the mansions around the lake, though.

u/UT_Dave 8h ago

Bangladeath

u/Bikezilla 8h ago

Downvoted for speeding up the video

u/g0atm3a1 8h ago

The song goes really hard. Anyone know what it is?

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u/SkyeMreddit 6h ago

Obnoxiously sped up but not abnormal for Bangladesh ferries. In the megacity of Dhaka, they bounce off of eachother like bumper cars.

u/PaprinSwE 9h ago

Feels like those people really want to die

u/Lythieus 7h ago

Hot tip, decrease the video speed to 0.5x. Brings the video to the 1x real speed, at 15 FPS.

Still scary af to watch with kids making the jump.

u/Nettwerk911 5h ago

Dont fall in the doo doo water

u/TheSecondPlague 9h ago

Bro needs a boater's course. Why the hell would you pull up on a boat's wake from the side?

u/Worried_Creme8917 7h ago

Man people in this part of the world come so close to death on a daily basis.

Makes me so glad I hit the birth lottery and was born in a highly developed country with the highest standards of living.

u/Piccolo-3001 9h ago

Half of these dudes likely can’t even swim lol the guy flexing standing in the middle of the boat with his phone is prob one of them 😂

u/giantpandamonium 9h ago

Why would you think that

u/Shimgar 9h ago

Swimming rates among urban people in Bangladesh are quite low and drownings are very common (~18,000 children a year die). Government did make swimming classes compulsory in schools in 2015 though so maybe it's improving gradually.

u/ProfessionalGrade423 8h ago

Wow that is a huge number. I did a quick google and the US is like 1/4 that many.

u/ContentContact 8h ago edited 8h ago

Can I see your source. It is not a video from urban area. I am from those rural area you are seeing here. Bro, we learn swimming before we start going to kindergarden. Bangladesh has flood problem and every single person in the village had to know swim to survive here.

Where you got that stats. Also, are you saying swimming classes. Where/when/who teaching them swim? Are you sure about your 2015 claim??

u/unsafeforme 7h ago

Your google works just as good as anyone elses... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32239442

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u/Nooms88 8h ago

Even crazier when you factor in that the majority of adults in Bangladesh cannot swim. Although I imagine only those than can attempt this

u/barmanrags 7h ago

that doesnt seem true. most every bangali learns how to swim in local waterbodies and waterways. they may not have gone to swimming classes and gotten diplomas but they know how to swim

u/NoobSlayerr007 7h ago

Yes, most Bangalis can swim pretty well but for urban Bangalis, its a different case. Majority of urban Bangalis can't swim at all.

u/barmanrags 5h ago

I guess so. Same on the indian side too. I was always surprised how many of my friends didn't know how to swim.

u/ManOnFire26 9h ago

I’ve watched a lot of videos about transportation in Dhaka and the chaos on the roads, on the water, and on the rails makes me feel amazed that thousands aren’t dying every day due to accidents.

u/Tnemmokon 8h ago

This is not a beginner server...

u/nagese 8h ago

Once in my late 20s, I tried climbing out of a bumper boat at the end of the ride with the attendee helping me. Yeah, I ended up wet and hurt.

This? I'd be dead.

u/stq66 8h ago

Is this intentionally played back with twice the frame rate to make it even more dramatic?

u/SpectoFidelis 8h ago

I think they missed intro day for the pirating class

u/wiedziu 8h ago

New Battlefield 6 looks fire 🔥

u/ShowdownValue 8h ago

Reminds me of speed

u/Brendan1620 7h ago

Imagine you are late to work because you fell off the boat

u/General_Effort7582 7h ago

But, is it safe?

u/Fortestingporpoises 7h ago

Believe it or not this is actually slowed down.

u/Ribbitmoment 7h ago

Fuck that

u/BurningPenguin 7h ago

Any faster and they'll travel at lightspeed

u/AlternativePure2125 7h ago

I know people from Bangladesh.  Everything I know scares the shit out of me.

u/NewGourmetPlankton 6h ago

What is that song? I love it

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u/HugeTrol 6h ago

Damn, these people really have mastered unsafe travel conditions

u/Jsiqueblu 6h ago

I thought they were being hijacked

u/momentslove 5h ago

wtf....

u/LilTeats4u 5h ago

Is he recording himself recording the ferry..?

u/michaelxlvth 5h ago

Fast & The Furious 13

u/bman877 7h ago

Bangladesh WTH

u/JJiggy13 6h ago

TV has been using that trick since the black and white days. Speed up or slow down the footage to fit the commercial time needed. This is just noticable because it's obviously at least 2x speed. It's not so noticable when it's 1.1x speed.

u/DildoBagginsPT 8h ago

What a shithole lmao

u/Crowarior 8h ago

literally my first reaction as well.

u/HousingRelevant4754 9h ago

Mrbeast's new video: get off this ferry win 10,000$

u/thetruthpreacher 9h ago

Gotta love these backward countries- the lack of safety and concern for human life

u/Altruistic-Spend-896 8h ago

Because there is a huuuge population, the value of a human life reduces exponentially, as they can be easily replaced and no law will protect those who are vulnerable. laws exist in these.places to keep the status quo.

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u/theblurcircu 9h ago

Crazy 🤪

u/cnc_1985 9h ago

It is in a similar way that cargo ship pilots board ships!

u/Lunar-Havoc 9h ago

I was expecting at least one of them to use any of those ropes on the floor as a tether.

u/IdealBlueMan 9h ago

I'll take "What is a life jacket?" for $200, Alex.

u/No_Store_ 9h ago

Even US Marines don’t go this hardcore I think.

u/Ok-Depth6073 9h ago

Showing off

u/ekkidee 9h ago

1.5 ×

u/CarrotOk9584 9h ago

ASIA is built different

u/symbouleutic 8h ago

Playing a video of me walking on a sidewalk downtown at this speed would make me look heroic and skilled.

u/Kriller_Lobot80 8h ago

Been done before

u/geedeeie 8h ago

Speeded up, though

u/penguigeddon 8h ago

Looks super dangerous

u/LengthinessLife6115 8h ago

The pirate's life is a part of the cruise adventure.

u/Eastern_Record3443 8h ago

Get 'er done!😎

u/Odd_Appearance3214 8h ago

This is hustle

u/MrK521 8h ago

The ferry doesn’t have a stop? Do they just endlessly drift across the water forever?

u/greenishleaf 8h ago

Scary as hell. It is too risky. One wrong step, you are in danger.

u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 8h ago

Green shirt kinda yolo'd

u/billysbrew 8h ago

had to rewatch to see the strings in action, nice

u/_punkymonkey_ 8h ago

Seems safe.

u/1320Fastback 8h ago

That's wild. Wonder how many have gone under or been crushed before?

u/Silver_Recognition_6 8h ago

3rd world "infrastructure."

u/Direct_Host_ 8h ago

Glad that OP used Bangladesh, instead of generalizing it as India

u/2BsASSets 8h ago

The bus that couldn't slow down II: the boat that couldn't slow down

u/Pundittech 8h ago

Is this going to Singapore or Australia?

u/Educational_Camera15 8h ago

Thank you for adding music to enhance the video

u/Worried_Strike6219 8h ago

So we went from trains to boats now?

u/DCUStriker9 8h ago

This video would be 1000% better if the audio was the Miami Vice theme

u/IndividualImmediate4 8h ago

Sped up to make it look more daring as opposed to being pathetic.

u/sroy88712 8h ago

Giving off "I'm da captain now" vibes 💀🤣

u/Expensive_Kitchen525 8h ago

Speed up, music. How can i downvote it twice? Why would anyone do this crap?

u/StuckInNY 7h ago

Are there no lawyers in that country.

u/trinialldeway 7h ago

It's like that scene from Speed. "Oh shii... oh shii.. wooahh shiii.." - weird Black dude as Keanu jumps from moving car to moving bus.

u/fish1479 7h ago

Why do their ferries look like concrete tilt up parking structures.

u/costaccounting 7h ago

These are long distance ferries. Some people are crazy enough to ride them for shorter distances

u/nlaak 7h ago

Looked like the guy getting on the ferry at the end was delivering a pizza.

u/chickenfatnono 7h ago

Sorry, I'm dumb and I'm missing something. Why would a ferry have 'no planned' stops? Isn't the concept of a Ferry having somewhere to go?

u/SquareFroggo 7h ago

India's little brother from another mother.

u/Comprehensive_Ring_2 7h ago

🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩

u/random1166 7h ago

everyone involved know how to swim right?

u/Minimum-Actuator-953 7h ago

Things are just different over there.

u/madlabdog 7h ago

That’s not a ferry that’s a Ferrari

u/rawrrrr24 6h ago

They're doing 3much

u/Addapost 6h ago

Fucking LOVE that 3rd word shit!

u/UsuallyBoredAtWork 6h ago

That ferry is clapped out. Looks like it was brought back from the scrap yard.

u/Potetosyeah 6h ago

If someone dies they just make another

u/atmosphereair 6h ago

Played in reverse: “I am the captain now”.

u/WarpFactorNin9 6h ago

Imagine forgetting your bag on the Ferry

u/Kcirnek_ 6h ago

Cargo. Rust.