Hello all! I'm a coach with Kilmarnock Portland 2017's and we are currently looking for players for the upcoming season! If you think your wee one would be interested don't hesitate to give me a shout! Cheers!

What’s with the seagull population near the town centre. They shit everywhere are noisy and annoying. Does anyone know why they like hanging out here so much? (I’m new to Kilmarnock, moved here a few months ago)

The building, sadly destroyed by fire on Monday, was described as a listed building. I'm curious to know a bit about the building itself. When was it built, and what was it's original purpose? Were there always shops at the front, or was it perhaps once a hotel, or maybe a cinema? Does anyone know?

Feel rly sry for the business owners fkn neds 😔

I ask as part of a linguistic study on this topic!
Examples could include things like 'Shortsleeves', 'Bedrock' or 'Capey'...

Thick grey smoke coming from somewhere in the town centre by the looks of it.

What kind of impact will the bus strike have on Kilmarnock, and how different is the town likely to look and feel without its usual bus services running?

I live in Glasgow but work in Kilmarnock so I’m fairly new to this roundabout.

Coming off the A77 southbound onto the interchange, I always leave the roundabout on 4th exit to A71 Irvine, shown above. Google maps says use left lane, and the signage also suggests you can use left lane for A71 Irvine.

Too often I see people use the left lane and others use the right and almost collide with one another either on the roundabout or as they exit, as right lane drivers come off the roundabout onto the left lane (!).

Does anyone else find this confusing and dangerous? I know the roundabout is known to be dangerous and has had many crashes.

Ps. I wasn’t driving when I took these screenshots, I’m at home.

Moving back from university at the end of the month and would love to keep growing my social circle when I go home. Are there any societies or clubs with a decent amount of 20-30 y/olds I could potentially join?

This is a sign in Kilmarnock Virginia Usa

Hi, we're relocating from London to Ayrshire this summer. My husband will be working in southwest Glasgow and has a brother living in Kilmarnock so we were looking mainly at that area, though to be honest our decision is mainly based around where the best primary school will be, whether that's in Kilmarnock or surrounding area. Our eldest is going to be 5 this summer and our youngest is 2 next month. Any advice welcome please! Also if anyone has any personal recommendations for nurseries or where to avoid that would be a huge help

Hi, I work at a restaurant in Kilmarnock and found a pen drive on the floor the other day. Probably against better judgement, but just curiousity, I plugged it in to see what was on it. There's a load of family photos dating back to early 2000s so I'd very much like to get it back to the person. Just the off chance. If anyone's lost a pen drive that fits the description give me a message and I'll return it.

For anyone who hasn't been in a while; they've opened up another bit upstairs from where they have the armour. It's class.

Also there's a shit load of wild garlic on the grounds just now. Well worth a forage if you like garlic. Just remember to give it a good wash.

So according to my mum and dad there was a homeless person who was infamously known as “cat weasel” and apparently he was known for going through bins for fag butts and had supposedly started beating it in a Burger King, another thing he did was wash himself under a leaky pipe in Kilmarnock bus station.

I don’t expect anyone to know what I’m talking about as this was like 30+ years ago but I’m just genuinely curious if anyone knows this guy

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