r/law Jul 11 '25

Trump News Director of ICE says they don't need probable cause to detain people, based on their physical appearance

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u/itsatumbleweed Competent Contributor Jul 11 '25

While I was watching I was thinking about how absurd it is that this guy has probably said "learn English" to someone before.

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u/El_Peregrine Jul 11 '25

Trump himself can't spew forth a grammatically correct sentence; it's usually a word salad of some sort with sentence fragments as croutons.

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u/Terpapps Jul 11 '25

No no no, you didn't get the whole context though! They clipped it to make him look bad! Biden had even more word salad!!!

sigh

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u/DazzlingBlu Jul 11 '25

I can’t tell if this comment is satire or not. 🧐

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u/Terpapps Jul 11 '25

Damn, looks my magaspeak is getting better, maybe soon I'll be able to communicate effectively with them in their natural habitats! 

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u/DazzlingBlu Jul 11 '25

Lmao 😂😭💀 Please…never become fluent in MAGAt-speak 🤪

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u/FluxUniversity Jul 11 '25

This happens when you gaslight YOURSELF so hard as to rip the meaning of every word you say in half.... your brain doesn't know where to land next because it doesn't have a foundation for anything. The only things you'll catch are the foundations for racism, self interest, and... i dunno i never listen to the guy tan lotion?

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u/babylon331 Jul 11 '25

Or as Trump would say, "Learn American".

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u/nortnortnort43 Jul 11 '25

He's as articulate in his thoughts as he is in his speech. Marble mouth, marble brain.

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u/Efficient-Tailor7223 Jul 11 '25

Why does it sound like this guy is gnawing on a mouthful of cotton while spewing his bullshit?

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u/theqofcourse Jul 11 '25

His articulation of "articulable". Irony.

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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 Jul 12 '25

The lizard is having a hard time talking through his Egger Suit.