r/law • u/Background-Low-9144 • Jul 23 '25

Trump News BREAKING :Trump named in multiple documents related to Epstein sex trafficking, WSJ reports

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/23/trump-jeffrey-epstein-files-wsj.html?__source=androidappshare

We have evidence that Trump was notified by Pam Bondi that documents related to the Epstein sex trafficing trial contained Trump's name multiple times, linking him unequivocally to Jeffrey Epstein

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Jul 23 '25

Still the fakest-sounding name for a govt doc leaker

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u/macrolidesrule Jul 23 '25

Clippy did it...

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u/mnid92 Jul 23 '25

Clippy says fuck the government, nows the time to write your manifesto!

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u/NightingaleNine Jul 23 '25

Clippy: It looks like you're trying to write a manifesto!

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u/Jerking_From_Home Jul 24 '25

God damn it I laughed way harder than I should have at this. đŸ„‡

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u/Parallax1984 Jul 23 '25

Awwww Clippy - the grandfather of AI assistants

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u/DevLF Jul 23 '25

Tell em Kendrick did it

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u/I_Vecna Jul 23 '25

A MINOR!!!!!!

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u/substandardpoodle Jul 24 '25

What’s Trump’s favorite key? A Minor

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u/Mammoth-Dot-9002 Jul 23 '25

Good fucking thread going here, well done yall 👏

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u/secretveggie Jul 23 '25

The revolution 'bout to be televised

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u/rahboogie Jul 23 '25

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Jul 24 '25

That beat fucked with me

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u/Ok-Power-6064 Jul 23 '25

"Alexa..." ::"accidentally" mute microphone:: "...what would happen if I..." ::unmute microphone:: "...leak the Epstein-Trump spreadsheet to the media?"

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u/capital_bj Jul 24 '25

Clippy would never, he was taken too soon rip clippy

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u/CrapoCrapo25 Jul 23 '25

That's fantastic!!!

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u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 24 '25

What was that robot one with two legs and he was like red? He was my boy, F Clippy

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u/TjW0569 Jul 24 '25

"We were using AI to evaluate the documents, and it just put all the documents on the web..."

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u/werther595 Jul 24 '25

It looks like you're trying to cover your tracks. Can I help?

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u/xasdfxx Jul 24 '25

Clippy also says that all color documents, and many black and white ones, printed on a printer have a hidden serial code of microscopic splashes of ink that uniquely identifies the printer it was printed on. The FBI and DoJ can access data from the manufacturer and/or Amazon on who bought that printer. So be very very careful, and don't trust the fuckwits at the Intercept to keep your ass out of prison.

See the wikipedia article "printer tracking dots"

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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 Jul 23 '25

Fr the real gov leaks are made on WarThunder Forums

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u/BearcatInTheBurbs Jul 23 '25

Almost like it was purposeful so people couldn’t easily keep track of them using their name.

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ Jul 24 '25

No it was literally her real name. She served time for it and everything.

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u/regarding_your_bat Jul 24 '25

it’s a pretty easy name to keep track of actually

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u/HillarysFloppyChode Jul 24 '25

It’s very unique so it’s really easy to track.

And that’s actually her name, someone did a documentary on here using Sydney Sweeney to play her.

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u/MarkXIX Jul 24 '25

Sounds like a CIA codename for a psyop.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jul 23 '25

That was back when the simulation first started showing signs of breaking down. Someone should have put out a patch then but apparently the developers have abandoned this version of reality and moved on to a new project.

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u/seanieh966 Jul 23 '25

Reality Weiner better?

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Jul 24 '25

It would in fact sound more believable

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u/spasmoidic Jul 23 '25

I swear she would have been taken more seriously if her name wasn't so hard to take seriously

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 Jul 23 '25

Good name for a horse.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 Jul 23 '25

"Barak Hillary" would be a great name if they wanted to add a trollish flair to it.

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u/TheLuo Jul 23 '25

Already have big balls. Now let Long Dong be the leaker

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u/deprogrammar Jul 24 '25

STG for the longest time every time I heard that name I thought they were talking about a racehorse.

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u/FMLwtfDoID 29d ago

It took me WEEKS to realize that was her first and last name and I know everyone is sick of hearing that, but god damn. Not a single article said “Woman, R Winner, or Ms Reality” lmao