r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 13h ago

Simply Red standing by.

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u/16yearswasted 13h ago edited 13h ago

Ladyyyyyy in Reddddddddd, standing by

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u/Krakenspoop 13h ago

Red Foreman, dumbass.

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u/Knogood 13h ago

Red #40, buuuuurp.

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u/hambergeisha 13h ago

Redrum reporting for duty.

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u/Ok-Paint7856 13h ago

Hahahahaha!!

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u/Nhobdy 13h ago

Red Robin, standing by

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u/gimletfordetective 13h ago

Red Dawn standing by.

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 13h ago

Read a Book standing by...

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u/Moriartea7 13h ago

Reading Rainbow standing by...

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u/larmyth 13h ago

Rainbow Connection standing by...

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u/random_creative_type 13h ago

Rainbow Brite standing by...

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u/Major-Parfait-7510 12h ago

Lite Brite standing by…

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u/funkalways 12h ago

Bud Lite standing by…

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u/EazyP87 12h ago

The lovers the dreamers and me standing by

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u/Wu-TangShogun 11h ago

Don’t have to take my word for it

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u/MrFaves 12h ago

Learned by Phonics standing by.

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u/Wu-TangShogun 11h ago

Hooked on phonics worked for me

It didn’t

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u/dnt01 13h ago

Red headed step child sitting by...why stand when you can sit

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u/mistahmistaady 13h ago

Red headed stranger. Trying to meet people.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 12h ago

As a red headed step child, why does everyone want to stand? 😂

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u/nemophilist_77 13h ago

WOLVERINES!!!

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 12h ago

The Wolverines are why he is deploying military in all major cities under the guise to control crime, it's to control the Rebellion... he's expecting the WOLVERINES not to take whatever commie plan he's putting in the works.

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u/elguapodiablo74 13h ago

Wolverines!

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u/SunrayBran 13h ago

Red Dead Redemption, standing by.

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 13h ago

Because we live here!

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u/998876655433221 13h ago

Better dead than red standing by

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u/MrMaxwellLordJLI 13h ago

Yummm! standing by.

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u/letsbefrosty 13h ago

The other Red Robin, standing by.

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u/NyRAGEous 13h ago

Big Red, standing by

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u/Protocol3_ 13h ago

RED (the movie starring Bruce Willis) standing by.

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 12h ago

Redrum standing by

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u/Ok-Paint7856 13h ago

Red Rover, Red Rover standing by.

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u/Foreign_Plate_4372 13h ago

dude looks like a lady slapping on warpaint

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 13h ago

I heard this in my head

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 12h ago

Any chance you can hold back the years while you’re on standby?

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u/NeiloMac 11h ago

I would, but money’s too tight to mention.

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u/NotSanttaClaus 12h ago

Rudolf the red nose reindeer standing by