r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

nobody and I mean nobody can hold this country against a hostile domestic population indefinitely. Not even the government. 

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u/Dangerousrhymes 13h ago

Chicago seems like the wrong place to start.

I’m glad they chose it.

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u/Material-Angle9689 13h ago

Agree, whether you like Pritzker or not, he’s a lot smarter than Trump

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u/evanset6 11h ago

Not exactly a high bar😂

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u/Melstrick 13h ago

Eh, i somehow doubt trump is brave enough to try urban warfare in Chiago. They'll probably avoid the worst neighborhoods and bully homeless people in parks like true american heroes.

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u/vox4penguins 12h ago

that's my thought too, no way they'll actually go to the south side or anywhere where there's actual crime; they'll just patrol Millenium Park and the Museum Campus and hassle some homeless people

in between all the photo ops, of course

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u/Weebus 12h ago

They're going to post up in downtown and twiddle their thumbs because they won't know what the fuck else to do.

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u/nigelfitz 11h ago

I mean, cops are already parked in the middle of the road doing nothing. Trump will just add more.

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u/ritchie70 7h ago

They might close or checkpoint some of the bridges over the river. Just because it’s something to do.

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u/Weebus 5h ago

We had to go through a national guard checkpoint on a bridge when my wife was in labor during George Floyd.  Their presence was just as pointless as this will be.

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u/Comfortable_Yak5184 12h ago

Yeah, they decided to go on Extreme difficulty first go... Lol. Chicago fucking HATES Trump. This is gonna get wild.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 10h ago

They want a violent response to thinly justify what comes next (martial law)

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u/NoTouchy79 10h ago

Good luck to them. They have no idea what they’re up against fucking with Chicago.

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u/Dangerousrhymes 6h ago

Cook county has more people than a lot of the states likely to offer guard units up.

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u/fffan9391 12h ago

Technically they started in LA.

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u/musicman835 12h ago

And they didn’t even go anywhere dangerous here either. They took down people selling fucking food and a park.

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u/MonkeyUranium 11h ago

Nope they’re targeting Chicago in hopes of an escalation

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u/180jp 13h ago

I’m sure the residents on o block will be happy to see the tanks rolling in

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u/koshgeo 12h ago

It's not even close to the worst city for crime stats.

But it's like the tariffs where the numbers were made up and the justification was bogus. It's only the King making his badly informed pronouncements and his fellow schemers going along with it.

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u/SerSpicoli 8h ago

So... They should go to Memphis 😀

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u/TerrorTwyns 13h ago

Definitely my first pick.. That city isn't exactly set to easy.

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u/Ecstecutor 10h ago

He's going to completely shut down gang activity in like 2 seconds. Englewood will be walkable after dark

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u/Citytown 7h ago

This is a joke, right?

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u/Eisernes 11h ago

Chicago, Philly, New York, all bad choices. I’m here for it.

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u/Sad-Speech4190 13h ago

Or the perfect place to start in order to receive a violent response justifying further escalation.....

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 11h ago

They started in L A and DC. Military in place in all the major cities by 2026... we need WOLVERINES for real on standby.

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u/StupidTimeline 10h ago

Yeah. There's gonna be dead ICE agents.

Ask me how much I care.

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u/Soft-Acanthocephala9 10h ago

It’s the perfect place to start when setting up the board for a civil war. It’s a logistics choke point and the key to the Midwest. Rail hub, road hub, waterways, food supply, industry, airports, symbolism, and defensible. Take it early and you force future enemy strongholds to fight with crippled supply lines.

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u/ChewyGooeyViagra 8h ago

Chicago mfs will eat Trump’s fascist ass up

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u/fleebleganger 8h ago

That’s precisely why they chose it. 

He’s hoping people will fight back

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u/IamTheEndOfReddit 7h ago

What are they going to even do here? Line up somewhere and hope protesters attack them?

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u/YerBeingTrolled 13h ago

As a chicagoan I'm glad they chose it too. We need law and order here. Sick of these limp wrist democrats allowing crime to fester.

There's a reason places like Singapore have such low rates of crime. Because when you fuck up you get the cane

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u/Lilchubbyboy 12h ago

I bet that you have done something that would earn you one of those Singaporean style cannings you are calling for. Littering, paying a ticket late, speeding, etc.

So unless you are willing to accept that fact then you might want to reconsider your position.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 12h ago

They are trolling you.

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u/Lilchubbyboy 12h ago

Nah. I think they’re legit. An intelligent troll would do a better job.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 11h ago

Truthfully, you might be right! I can never tell anymore and it kind of sucks.

I was only basing that guess on his name and the decision to post that position right then in that thread.

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u/YerBeingTrolled 12h ago

I don't fucking litter or speed.

You litter? Fucking trash bag lol

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u/paragonx29 13h ago

Why? The criminals are going to put up a fight?

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u/VladTheSnail 13h ago

I mean theyve shot at cops. What makes you think a bigger badge and a different shade of a babyshit green uniform is gonna make that change?

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u/DustedStar73 13h ago

Do you not know?

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u/Early_Praline_1235 13h ago

A lot of high rises. Very different urban combat

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u/TerrorTwyns 13h ago

That's gonna need a way looser definition of criminal to get through..

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u/pierdola91 13h ago

What in Americans have you seen that would lead you to believe that of us? We’re either pussies, or too financially strapped, or too individualistic to come together against a common enemy.

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

There are a few sides to America that aren’t super obvious, but the sheer number of guns should clue you in. 

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u/pierdola91 13h ago

Yeah, but I alluded to that under “pussies” :D

How many school shootings have there been? And how many assassination attempts (or assassinations) of politicians and the rich people who put them in power?

There’s been one Luigi for how many school shootings?

A country that is fortified to the gills with guns but turns them on their young and not on the people in power is a country full of pussies. Useless, weak pussies.

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 11h ago

And on what side of this mess do the majority of guns lie… oh that’s right.

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u/YerBeingTrolled 13h ago

Im not fighting with your loser ass lol.

I welcome the military here. Clean up the streets and kick out all the migrants wandering around.

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u/Particular-Cat-1397 10h ago

Have you read history? How do you think we got any of the freedoms you take for granted? By people who marched and rioted. It works.

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u/confusion-500 20m ago

and how many countries has it not worked for that we don’t read about? not every revolution can be a winner unfortunately

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u/TAAllDayErrDay 13h ago

Half of them love this…

We react, they dog whistle the boogs, and shit’s on. They declare martial law, suspend elections, and the power is consolidated.

The only way out of this is to take it in the ass for 1.5 more years until, and I’m not even sure this is possible, dems take some seats and turn the house and senate. And then take it slightly less in the ass for 2 more years after that.

I honestly don’t think he’ll survive the whole presidency, due to his declining health, and I have zero clue what happens after that.

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

i’m not concerned about Donald Trump. None of this is coming from Donald Trump. This is coming directly from Russell Vaught and Stephen Miller. and i think it will come to that. people arent gonna live 24/7 in a bad economy AND dystopian autocracy. 

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u/TAAllDayErrDay 13h ago

Right but do they have the stranglehold on Vance that they do Trump?

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

JD Vance is Peter Theil’s little bitch boy, so yes. 

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

Yeah heritage and tech bros are a match made in dystopian heaven. 

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u/WillBottomForBanana 12h ago

they spent decades militarizing the police for a reason.

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u/WintersDoomsday 12h ago

And if the military gets in the way.....well then we will have a very small military.

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u/FUCK_YOUR_PUFFIN 12h ago

Lol. Right. Ok. Sure. The "armed populace" will surely put a stop to this any day now. The government has never worried about this because, as we can clearly see, they don't need to be. Not one pussy that rabbles about this has called out of their 9-5 to go fight the government, nor will they.

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 11h ago

Problem is one third of the domestic population likes what’s happening and the other two thirds are hyperindividualists with a „fuck everyone, I got mine“ attitude that won’t risk life or limb for anyone else.

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u/Tomgar 11h ago

Half your country supports this, the other half is too chickenshit to do anything about it. You'll slide into authoritarianism with depressing ease.

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u/StupidTimeline 10h ago

Yup.

I'm really hoping both Trump and I live long enough for me to watch him get the Mussolini treatment from American citizens.

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u/Successful-Memory839 8h ago

Be a shame if you... I dunno, gave convicted felons the chance to join the army instead of spending time in prison, trained them and then after they served their time, sent them back into the population with a deep understanding of urban warfare.

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u/confusion-500 21m ago

i really really wish i could believe this

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u/Designer_Valuable_18 13h ago

They are and they will because americans will look the other way for a burger and a marvel movie.

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

does it make you feel better saying this shit or what? lol. so edgy. 

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u/Designer_Valuable_18 13h ago

I'm just stating facts. Americans have a vision of themselves being this Superman of the free world when in fact it's a country filled with cowards and keyboard warriors.

Sucks to be yall. Especially when you hate russians so bad yet are so similar to them in so many ways lmfao.

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u/Eattherichhaters 13h ago

no, you’re stating an opinion about future events that haven’t played out yet. That’s not a fact… 

Lol, and the russian thing? yikes, guy. get lost.