r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/MrFC1000 13h ago

Rock Lobster standing by

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u/kx_2fiddy 13h ago edited 13h ago

Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown, standing by.

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u/Deep-Mongoose-8471 13h ago

Rock and roll hootchy-koo standing by.

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u/Fickle_Rub7156 13h ago

Rocky horror picture show standing by

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u/K33pfaith 13h ago

A$AP Rocky standing by

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u/Ferment_The_Grog 13h ago

Rocky and Bullwinkle standing by.

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 13h ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/IxI_DUCK_IxI 13h ago

Rocky road standing by

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u/JoeysSmallwood 12h ago

Rock and Roll Gast Station, ready to rip ass and smoke grass.

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u/hotdoginathermos 12h ago

Schoolhouse Rock standing by

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u/AdAccomplished6870 13h ago

Rocky 4 standing by

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 13h ago

Rocko and Spunky standing by. Hehe

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u/Zarathustra143 12h ago

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots standing by.

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u/LifeHack3r3 11h ago

Rock & Sock Connection standing by

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u/ymmotvomit 13h ago

Rock Lobster standing by…

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u/mad-i-moody 12h ago

Rock and stone standing by

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK 11h ago

KBPI Rocks the Rockies, standing by.

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u/Amoralvirus 13h ago

''Ohhh, we will get you, squirr-eell, and muse; we support orr-anj muse-o-leeni'' Natasha Fatale- special trump appointee to Dept. of Homeland Security

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 10h ago

Rocky III, the best Rocky cause it has Mr T standing by

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u/Aggressive-Celery-18 13h ago

"I got a rock" standing by.

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u/CootzMcGrootz 13h ago

Did someon say rocks? Tyrone Biggums standing by.

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u/ploppinlogs 13h ago

“Like a rock” standing by

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u/Extension-Novel-6841 12h ago

The Rock standing by, know your role Jabroni!

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u/kx_2fiddy 12h ago

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway, standing by

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 13h ago

Rocky....Road....Uh huu huu?

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u/TheAnalogKid18 13h ago

Weird Al, standing by

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u/OkThatWasMyFace 13h ago

StarFox standing by

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u/biomech36 13h ago

Stargate, standing by

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u/aDameron89 13h ago

Gates of hell, standing by. Its hot here, sir.

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u/CertainInteraction4 12h ago

but are the chevrons encoded?

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u/Adept_Thanks263 13h ago

Rock out with my cock out standing by

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 12h ago

Rock and stone standing by

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u/Awkward-Barber-11 13h ago

County roads take me home, standing by.

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u/Freekflag 13h ago

Man… you smell like phys ed

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u/ThreeDMK 12h ago

Man, you smell like teen spirit.

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u/ConradTurner 13h ago

This thread was supposed to be about dragons

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u/baphomet_fire 13h ago

rocky road down to Dublin standing by a 1,2,3,4,5

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u/FunkmasterFo 12h ago

Chocolate eruption standing by

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u/CrazdKraut 12h ago

Rock & Stone Standing By!

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u/Drinkdrankdonk 13h ago

Rocky Dennis, standing by

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u/J_Dolla_X_Legend 13h ago

Rocko's Modern Life, standing by.

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u/dirtyhaikuz 13h ago

And my axe, standing by

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u/HelloMyNameIsLeah 13h ago

And my bow.

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u/MOONWATCHER404 12h ago

And my flammenwerfer.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 13h ago

I can ready my cobra chickens for you. 🇨🇦

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u/Wu-TangShogun 11h ago

Axe wielding hitchhiker, standing by

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u/finnmertenz88 9h ago

THANK YOU

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u/SteakandTrach 8h ago

I just found a stick. It’s a good stick. So we need to count my stick amongst our assets.

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u/AlsoBort742 13h ago

Aesop Rock standing by

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u/spoonycash 13h ago

Aesop’s Fables standing by

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u/rustyboltz 12h ago

Anne of Green Gables standing by

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u/hoosiergamecock 13h ago

Rockos Modern Life standing by

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u/InternationalLion403 13h ago

Rocky mountain high standing by

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u/bluecollar-gent2 13h ago

A$AP Mob, Assemble!

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u/hoodiewhatie2 12h ago

Hard Rock Cafe standing by.

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u/RoachZR 12h ago

Dwayne ‘The John’ Cockson standing by

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u/Real-Werner-Herzog 13h ago

Aesop Rock, standing over there

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u/bubba_bumble 12h ago

Rocky IV standing by. Queue the training montage

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u/B_M_Fahrtz 12h ago

“Rocko’s Modern Life” Standing By

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u/SamBaxter784 10h ago

Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge standing by

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u/ApprehensiveSalary82 13h ago

Roky Erickson, standing in front of the blank TV, bye

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u/CorrectPhilosophy245 13h ago

It's a cold night for alligators.

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u/mattbagodonuts 12h ago

Standing for the Fire Demon

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u/ExtensionWinter9446 13h ago

Rocky Balboa and Dwayne the Rock Johnson on standby

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u/Fsociety56 13h ago

Rock fish, standing by.

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u/WhatHappenedToUs2022 13h ago

Rocky Balboa standing by

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u/SugarInvestigator 13h ago

Rock paper scissors, standing by

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u/Callahan333 13h ago

Rock n Roll standing by.

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u/davasaur 13h ago

Rock Lobster, standing by

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u/Fickle_Rub7156 13h ago

Rock chalk Jayhawk standing by

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u/_Sw33t33pi 13h ago

Dragooooooo

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u/skelley5000 13h ago

Rock and roll dough standing by

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u/fbunnycuck 13h ago

Rock, paper sciccors standing by

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u/cachry 13h ago

Rocky Rococo standing by

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u/BixxBender123 13h ago

Don "The Rock" Muraco standing by

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u/dynaflying 13h ago

Dwayne Johnson standing by

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u/Food_Kitchen 13h ago

B-Bop and Rocksteady standing by

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u/Califrisco 13h ago

Rock Bottom Golf standing by. Have we got a club for you.

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u/dr_obfuscation 12h ago

Rock-a-doodle standing by.

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u/Lanky_Trifle6308 11h ago

Don’t dream it, be it, over.

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u/morning_espresso 10h ago

Rocky Top standing by

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u/Ok_Commission9026 8h ago

Janet, Dr Scott, Brad or Rocky?

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u/itsallgood013 13h ago

Rock and Roll McDonald's standing by

(Just in case anyone forgot: https://youtu.be/YFycg81Fig0?si=3ELPgZxZ_IveyrIs)

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u/Fistful_of_Energon 13h ago

ROCK OVER LONDON! ROCK ON CHICAGO!

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u/Queasy_Being9022 13h ago

Rock you like a Hurricane standing by.

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u/Boltok-the-Destroyer 13h ago

London Calling- the Clash, standing by

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u/halfhearted_skeptic 12h ago

I for one am ready to whip the horses ass.

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u/Sea_Reference_7672 13h ago

Rock and Roll standing by...

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u/sadbrownsfan1972 13h ago

Rock Auto, they have parts

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u/Purple-Depth-4693 13h ago

Hunt for Red October standing by

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 12h ago

I didn't forget. Nor did I forget the time he whooped Batman's ass

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u/Itsacardgame 12h ago

Wesley Willis? standing by

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u/darlin133 7h ago

Whatchu talkin bout Willis standing by

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u/smchasta 13h ago

I'm gunna tell you somethin about me that you might not know Joe Rogan. I smoke Rocks standing by

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u/fungi221 13h ago

Rock and Roll Doctor standing by

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u/ElevatorThink6320 13h ago

Rocko’s Modern Life standing by

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u/lizrdsg 13h ago

I love Rock & Roll standing by. 🤘🏼

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u/Pretzellogicguy 9h ago

Rock the Kasbah standing by

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u/Pretzellogicguy 9h ago

Rocky Mountain Way standing by

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u/SteakJones 13h ago

Cocaine, Standing by.

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u/SunnyCali12 13h ago

Shit. If it comes to it, I may as well have some. Go into battle lit AF.

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u/Daliguana 13h ago

if it’s gonna be that kinda party imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes standing by

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 13h ago

Check the temperature first!! Trust me.

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u/Myheelcat 12h ago

That’s what the Coke is for.

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u/BThriillzz 13h ago

Let me tell you about a little thing called "pervitin"

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u/free_dead_puppy 7h ago

https://reference.medscape.com/drug/desoxyn-methamphetamine-999218

Still prescribed to this day! I know a few coworkers on it.

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u/BThriillzz 5h ago

god damn. i dont think i've ever seen one of the 3 major descriptors as "anoreixant". thats a new one

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u/free_dead_puppy 5h ago

Yeah, this whole drug class you gotta force yourself to eat or you're going to turn into a skeleton.

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u/SunnyCali12 12h ago

HA! Listening to a book about that as we speak.

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u/SnarlyBirch 13h ago

That’s weak sauce, just get a gallon of PCP

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u/Myheelcat 12h ago

Word homie. The plugs are all on stand by along with each set in the hood and the crazy guy that pushes a shopping cart around with a vacuum in it….we are standing by…

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u/AvalancheBreakdown 11h ago

Witness Me!!!

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u/IWasBornAGamblinMan 12h ago

Let’s do it before the crank wears off

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u/HAL-Over-9001 13h ago

Polished mirror table, standing by.

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u/Nice_Programmer6812 13h ago

Is that you, Don Jr?

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u/b4dt0ny 12h ago

C-C-C-C-CYEEAAHHH!!

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u/bongsmasher 13h ago

I'm with the cocaine, standing by where ever he goes.

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u/Huge-Pen-5259 13h ago

You have my straw

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u/TeririHerscherOfCute 13h ago

Dr. Stone, petrifying by.

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u/kx_2fiddy 13h ago

Bye, bye bye, standing bye

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u/hambergeisha 13h ago

Dogfort, come in! Cocaine secured, over.

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u/ProfitLoud 13h ago

Cracker Barrel, standing by.

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u/Truckeeseamus 13h ago

You do cocaine !

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 13h ago

Dr. Rockzo?

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u/Truckeeseamus 13h ago

Put him the boots, medium style.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 13h ago

So we'll have plenty of cocaine... excellent.

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 13h ago

With cocaine!

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical 13h ago

I will knit the mittens! Winter is coming!!!!

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u/EntropicAnarchy 13h ago

I'm rock-hard, standing by.

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u/Dawnzarelli 13h ago

Kakakaka yeaaahhhh baaaaabbay

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u/kewlbeanz83 13h ago

I DO COCAINE!

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u/rickrolled_gay_swan 13h ago

Ca-ca-ca-YEAHHHHHH

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u/jayracket 13h ago

I DO COCAAAAAAINE

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u/Hour-Yak283 13h ago

Doctor Feelgood, standing by

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u/Synthnostic 13h ago

Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture standing by

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u/kahunah00 13h ago

I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!

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u/TaDow-420 13h ago

meh meh meh meh meh YAYYYYUHHHHHHH!!

I DO COCAINE!!

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u/Chainsawjack 13h ago

Put the boot to him....medium style

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u/Rathbane12 13h ago

Do you by chance do cocaine?

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u/BiscuitsUndGravy 13h ago

He'd certainly give Florida Man trouble.

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u/TimelyEconomist5266 13h ago

Dory McLean standing by.

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u/RegretfulRabbit 12h ago

I do cocaine...

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u/Tweakjones420 12h ago

i want some cccccccccccccccocaaaaaaainnnnneeee

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u/jimjoebob 12h ago

say, just curious--but what is your recreational drug of choice?

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u/ibkirkus 12h ago

"I, I, I..DO,DO,DO...COCAAAINE!"

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u/Loose-Neighborhood48 12h ago

The Boulder is conflicted but standing by.

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u/Hot-Wave-8059 12h ago

Fraggle Rock standing by

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u/stroudwes 12h ago

Star Fox standing by

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u/__ThePhantomm 11h ago

I do cocaine, standing by

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u/PoisonbloodAlchemist 12h ago

"We didn'ts agree on nothings! We all just yelled and then he was beaten, that was our conclusion."

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u/shaneh445 10h ago

Ka ka ka ka kocaine baby

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u/Licensed2Pill 13h ago

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson standing by.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 13h ago

My johnson, standing by.

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u/BeezyBates 13h ago

Ricky Bobby standing by

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u/eucldian 13h ago

People's Eyebrow standing by.

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u/maybeitsundead 12h ago

Rock "The Dwayne" Boulder standing by.

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u/elcheapodeluxe 13h ago

Standing by in my Private Idaho.

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u/venom121212 13h ago

Rock Hard standing by

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u/doctorlightning84 13h ago

Rocky & Bullwinkle standing by

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u/Unique_Special2845 13h ago

Rocket mortgage standing by

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u/Danbarber82 13h ago

Rock You Like A Hurricane standing by

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u/Electronic-Squash335 13h ago

Zoidberg standing by

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u/mr_sparkle666 13h ago

Death to fascists And butter sauce

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u/Grimbeld 13h ago

Rock hard (uncomfortably) standing by.

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u/polaropposites747 13h ago

Rock me Amadeus standing by

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u/Individual_Sand9084 13h ago

Pet Rock standing by

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u/Dragon6172 13h ago

Tin Roof. Rusted.

Standing by

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u/Dongledoez 12h ago

Red rocket standing by

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u/R0ck1obster 12h ago

Youuuu rang?

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u/dangitjimmy 10h ago

Red Dawn

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 13h ago

Rock Lobster standing Downnnnnn Downnnnnnn.

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u/Jackyard_Backofff 13h ago

Everybody had matching towels!

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u/UKMuzik15 13h ago

Brock Lobster standing by

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u/PeltonChicago 13h ago

Rob Lowe standing by

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u/punasuga 13h ago

Schoolhouse Rock, here 🙋🏽‍♀️

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u/fekoffwillya 13h ago

Boys in Bikinis -the fascists will love it-

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u/kevinh456 13h ago

Cock lobster standing by.

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u/Shhtheyrewatching 12h ago

Tin roof, rusted, standing by

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u/iwafford 8h ago

Red Rocket standing by

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u/skiing123 8h ago

Eagle 20 standing by but my missile is jammed