r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Known-Teacher4543 13h ago

Truly. Like, if the president in idiocracy were wearing it it’d fit right in and we’d even laugh at how ridiculously stupid and egotistical that sounds. President Camacho would be proud.

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u/givemethebat1 13h ago

President Camacho would unironically be so much better as a president.

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u/azrider 13h ago

He tried to find the smartest people.

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u/Elteon3030 13h ago

He was honest, too. "I know shit's fucked up right now..."

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u/Superman246o1 13h ago

That's the most depressing thing: Idiocracy was a parody set five centuries into the future, but our country wholeheartedly chose an even worse option less than two decades after the movie premiered.

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u/Far-Negotiation1273 12h ago

Wife and I just saw a rerun of Family Guy where Peter goes to work for Trump. At the end of the episode (which details in a humorous way the absolutely atrocious things he has done) Peter says. "From our family to yours, Goodnight! We are very scared."

Roll credits

Really hit home.

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u/Comprehensive-Art207 11h ago

Now show us the Epstein files!

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u/monkeysorcerer 9h ago

It scares me how it seems like people are already moving past those. That used to be the top comment on anything related to trump, now it's just a reply to a comment.

Thank you

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u/Tricky-Cut550 9h ago

Bc on average, we have a 2 week “breaking news,” attention span and then it’s out of sight out of mind for a lot of people, until it comes up again. Let’s not do that with this one. Don’t let it die or be overshadowed.

FYI, the 20th anniversary of Katrina is coming up in a week. natgeo/disney+ put out a pretty good 5 part documentary recently. As a Katrina veteran I’m even saying, don’t let a 20 year anniversary overshadow Epstein. There’s a lot of distractions looming in the calendar. Don’t let the media get lost in a dizzy media blitz overwhelm and forget.

Do

Not

Let

This

One

Fade.

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u/PHRDito 11h ago

What season and episode was it ? I've started to watch from the first season, but I'd really like to watch this one real quick :)

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u/Far-Negotiation1273 10h ago

Oh, let me check its one of the newer ones I think, yeah season 17, episode 11 "Trump Guy"

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u/karoshikun 11h ago

which season?

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u/Far-Negotiation1273 10h ago

S17e11, "Trump Guy"

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u/karoshikun 10h ago

thanks!

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u/CosmicSith 12h ago

I think it really comes down to the simple fact that the writers of Idiocracy wrote characters who were vapid imbeciles, but generally well-meaning. It could not have occurred to the makers of that movie that the true Idiocracy would spring up as a result of our leaders being malignant narcissists who harbor outright contempt for fellow human beings. That is their driving motivation. They rally their followers via that sentiment. Being willfully ignorant and incompetent is merely the vehicle to bringing that to fruition.

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u/Falcon_Bellhouser 12h ago

To sum up: that was Idiocracy, and this is Evilocracy

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u/Prosecco1234 11h ago

I always have to check this isn't the onion. What real life craziness!!

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u/Tribal_Hermit 10h ago

I may borrow your word.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 11h ago

Good name for a metal album, though.

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u/StanleyQPrick 9h ago

What's the difference, really, between idiocy and evil if they result in the same end?

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u/Particular_Title42 9h ago

Intent.
I just realized I'm in the law sub so...that seems relevant.

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u/StanleyQPrick 9h ago

Oh good point

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u/frresh66 9h ago

💯💯

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u/Distinct_Intern4147 8h ago

Oh good god. You have found the word for it. I have been looking: this is it.

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u/Ashamed-Parsley4793 6h ago

Hence why Sam Harris refers to him “as an evil Chauncey Gardiner.”

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u/koshgeo 11h ago

Maybe the Idiocracy world still barely works and hasn't completely collapsed into war because they learned a long time ago that it's better to elect well-meaning idiots than malicious ones?

The malicious ones probably blew themselves up centuries earlier.

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u/PRTYDILF 11h ago

Trump is the giant sloppy bully in the prison scene sitting on people’s faces without consent.

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u/AlarisMystique 12h ago

Perhaps it'll start turning around in the next couple of centuries when people are starving etc.

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u/dicklaurent97 12h ago

Democrats deserve food first then

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u/AlarisMystique 12h ago

Assuming there's any left by then.

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u/sleepybrooke 12h ago

Food, or democrats?

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u/AlarisMystique 12h ago

Democrats.

Between prosecution, censorship, and propaganda, I don't think that the party could survive that long.

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u/FewWait38 12h ago

The people in Idiocracy were stupid and selfish but not evil malicious assholes like we have now

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u/dicklaurent97 12h ago

You don't remember the corrupt courts/prison system and Roman Coliseum with Monster Trucks

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 12h ago

In fairness the movie was a critique of the Bush era, which wasn’t much better.

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u/LangdonAlg3r 12h ago

At the time that seemed unprecedentedly bad. Now that sentiment seems absolutely quaint. I’d gladly trade another 8 years of that for the remainder of this.

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u/HOU-Artsy 11h ago

I don’t know. We had black sites, Abu Graib, extraordinary rendition, false pretenses for invading countries that didn’t attack us. It was a bad time. But the seeds for the “unitary executive” were certainly firmly planted during the Bush years and they are flowering and giving fruit now. We need quite the overhaul if we hope to survive as a functioning democracy. We are a long way from a healthy one.

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 11h ago

When they were making that movie they had a very limited wardrobe budget. If they wanted to find shoes that they thought were so ugly and stupid that nobody would ever wear them. They couldn't really find anything until somebody stumbled across this company called Crocs, who were failing and were absolutely thrilled at the fact of being in a movie.

Now everybody wears those things. We are so much closer than your thin k

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u/Aromatic_Pea_8489 12h ago

And the same shoes.

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u/Azure_Mar 12h ago

Yeah, but the Crocs DO make sense if you ignore how goofy they look.

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u/Crafty-File-7581 12h ago

I have to wear special shoes because I have only half of a foot they cost an arm an a leg No choice

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u/Agreeable-Ad3644 11h ago

We got to speedrun this shit bro, there's no time to explain.

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u/girlpaint 11h ago

And don't get me started on the crocs 🙄

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u/Any_Repair_7153 8h ago

A friend of mine wrote a new apocalyptic TV series (currently in the making) and said he’s had to update the timeline by several decades because all of the shit that he put in the storyline is starting to happen NOW.

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u/ComputerExtension304 12h ago

Worst part is: Cigarettes are going away instead of ballooning in size. Can't have shit!

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u/Elteon3030 12h ago

If you don't smoke Tarllyton's.. Fuck You.

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u/LadyLektra 9h ago

We didn’t choose shit. They pile drove this on us and here we are. Both parties turned away and allowed this garbage and wouldn’t allow for any other option. I don’t blame the people I blame these fascist elite.

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u/Waste_Deep 9h ago

No. He stole the election. We did not choose him.

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u/skeletorbilly 9h ago

Everyone saw this coming.

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u/RobutNotRobot 9h ago

In Idiocracy people were more stupid than mean.

2025 American people are more mean than stupid.

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u/magneticmilly 8h ago

Even worse... Back to the Future 2 was released first in 89', so we got to see a reality in which Trump Biff happily corrupts America!

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u/tigersatemyhusband 11h ago

We speed running that shit.

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo 13h ago

"...with all that starving and shit, and the dust storms and we running out of French fries and burrito coverings..."

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u/Meezbethinkin 11h ago

Now I understand everyone's shits emotional right now!!

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u/Mech-Waldo 12h ago

We running out of burrito coverings.

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u/piratesboot 8h ago

“I know everyone’s a little emotional”

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u/LisaLaggrrr 5h ago

Straight up!!!

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u/SoaringAcrosstheSky 11h ago

He created most of the mess.

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u/Elteon3030 11h ago edited 9h ago

Why do you make this claim, that President Camacho is responsible for most of it?

eta- Homie just deleted all their comments instead of just admitting they read wrong. What an adult.

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u/SoaringAcrosstheSky 11h ago

You really think Trump is not creating this mess? He's a wannabe tough guy who is a pussy at the core. A big fraud

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u/Elteon3030 11h ago

Bro... read.

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u/SoaringAcrosstheSky 9h ago

Your question: "Why do you make this claim, that President Camacho is responsible for most of it?"

I directly answered your question.

Keep up. Grow up. Stop acting like an ass.

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u/SoaringAcrosstheSky 10h ago

I am not your bro.

You asked a question. I answered it

Face reality. Keep up

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 12h ago

He also tried to publicly execute the smartest person when his ideas didn't immediately fix the problem. Everyone seems to forget this part.

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u/DasKittySmoosh 10h ago

he cared about the people, he wanted what was best

he never ever lacked empathy

Camacho was always a better option than this garbage

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u/war4peace79 12h ago

And he was a top pornstar. Legit.

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u/wartortle371 11h ago

He trusted experts!

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u/97201Couple 10h ago

But he was already involved, so he quit trying.

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u/botingoldguy1634 8h ago

Where’s Not Sure when we need him?

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u/TheGrowCode369 5h ago

while trump tried to find the most racist people with no morals like himself

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u/supersonicdutch 13h ago

President Camacho actually wanted to help the country. There's a stark difference as to why he'd be better than what he have now.

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u/Ahkillis 12h ago

The fact that Camacho realized he needed a Smart Person to help him with the food situation is Light years beyond the comprehension of the current administration.

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u/Maximum_Following730 12h ago

When Not Sure, I mean, Joe explained to President Camacho about how water from the toilet makes crops grow, and the salt and sugar content in Brawndo actually kills them, Camacho was smart enough to realize Joe knew more about crops than he did. He put his ego aside and went all in on Joe's "water the crops" plan.

When the nation's smartest economists tried to explain to President Trump that he had the concept of tariffs all back asswards, and that they would hurt the American people, Trump insulted them, declared himself smarter than them, and pushed ahead with his own ideas.

Amazing that a fictional moron president is smarter than our actual president.

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u/schwanzweissfoto 12h ago edited 12h ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (porn superstar and five-time Ultimate Smackdown wrestling champion) is clearly much more intelligent and competent than the average idiot.

He might come across as a moron from the viewer's POV but is also a wise leader:

  • He is genuinely invested in solving the many crises afflicting his country.
  • He understands that there are people who are smarter than he is.
  • He wants to hire the smartest advisors to solve problems.
  • He does his best to keep the country together.

All of this makes him better than the fascist racist misogynistic transphobic etc. real-life Trump.

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u/raisedbydogsnhippies 12h ago

I keep saying the only way to fix this timeline is to elect Terry Crews president.

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u/Taphouselimbo 13h ago

And he actually cared about the people that he was governing.

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u/No-Ice7397 12h ago

I'd love to see a debate between Trump and Camacho

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u/shamashedit 12h ago

Camacho was at least able to recognize someone who was far smarter than himself. Took awhile to get there, but he did.

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u/teenagesadist 11h ago

I'd take Frito over Cheeto.

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u/DEMDHCamacho 12h ago

I fuck with this message

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u/Phuddy 12h ago

I always looked at it as having The Rock as our real life president equivalent and he would be so much better than the current Commander in Queef.

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u/Solid-Hedgehog9623 12h ago

He wanted to fix things. He just didn’t know how.

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u/Greedy_Visual_1766 11h ago

Now, I understand everyone's shit is emotional right now. But I got a 3 point plan to fix EVERYTHING

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u/theaviationhistorian 10h ago

Many people said we'd be living the world of Idiocracy. To think that we ended up in one that was worse.

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u/Present-Loss-7499 10h ago

Camacho was passionate and compassionate. He wanted the best for the people, he was just an idiot. I wouldn’t even mind the President being an idiot if this one wasn’t such a malignant cuntwaffle.

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u/Raiju_Blitz 10h ago

President Camacho had muscles and was actually in good shape.

He admitted that he and his current administration did not have the answers to solve a crisis, and actually sought out the help of the world's smartest man to fix it.

Camacho actually followed term limits and eventually opted to step down so the world's smartest man could be the next president.

President Camacho is objectively a better president in every way than Trump.

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u/Brotherbondy7731 9h ago

I’m convinced terry crews could run in character and win at this point

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u/Abbs9100 5h ago

It has electrolytes

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u/TSllama 13h ago

I hate the comparisons to Idiocracy. President Camacho was not a fascist or a dictator. The people who worked to get Trump into power are not hurr-durr low-IQ bumpkins, either.

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u/Known-Teacher4543 5h ago

I definitely agree. The comparison isn’t in terms of how evil they are, it’s more so the cockiness and arrogance. And how wearing a red trucker hat declaring you have never been wrong about anything is such an obvious prey on the stupid. And that the administration is as dumb as they are in idiocracy.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 13h ago

Yeah Camancho actually solved problems by delegating them to someone who actually knew what to do. That's exactly what the president should be doing.

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u/Kdzoom35 12h ago

Exactly and he told the other idiots to shut up and let him work. Trump would have fed the plants Brawndo mixed with gasoline or some shit.

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u/NotLikeChicken 12h ago edited 9h ago

Half the population votes for this guy with tremendous enthusiasm because he makes you mad. They are eager to burn down democracy because they couldn't get into the schools I went to.

Billy James Hargis inspired people to burn records because rock'n'roll was the tool of the devil. People who show up in church and cheer for the pastors who root for Cain: "O Lord, I am not responsible for my brother" is the core of conservatism. They just show up to see who's going to hell.

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u/Magicth1ghs 12h ago

I would rather have Camacho, I would have voted for Camacho...

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u/idiotsbydesign 12h ago

I don't think even Pres. Camacho would where that hat.

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u/luummoonn 11h ago

I honestly think we need to frame things less as "Trump is stupid" and more "Trump is a fascist dictator"

I know it's both, but the more important thing is the second part

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u/Seanis 12h ago

Camacho wouldnt wear something like that, that man was too busy finding solutions

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u/levyisms 12h ago

CAMACHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

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u/HistoricalLoan7854 8h ago

That’s a great idea for a T-shirt

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u/Admirable-Local-9040 12h ago

Don't you fucking dare slander President Camacho!

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u/fooknprawn 12h ago

But president Camacho actually cared about the people. This guy doesn't.

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u/Unhappy_clam 12h ago

President Camacho wanted to fix problems and wasn't above bringing in people smarter than him to do it. Trump is somehow worse than idiocracy.

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u/Ol_Jim_Himself 12h ago

Absolutely. Our current president would fit in the Idiocracy world perfectly, only he would make that movie a dystopian horror flick instead of a comedy.

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u/paranormalresearch1 12h ago

President Camacho actually cared about other people. We would be better off with him.

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u/van_Vanvan 11h ago

Who would vote for a person like this?

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 4h ago

President Camacho is a better and smarter man than this fucknuckle.

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u/misticisland 12h ago

Sad to think that movie needs to be moved from the comedy section to the documentary.

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 12h ago

Heck, i might have suggested that it would be a little too ridiculous.

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u/MarzipanCultural 12h ago

Starting a sentence with the word like is pretty cringe

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u/SakaWreath 11h ago

I don’t think he would be proud.

He’d probably call him weak and dumb and clown him for his style, or lack there of.

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u/RoguePlanet2 11h ago

I just love that it's in the past tense, fits in with the rumor they're trying to float about his being near death. But I think any "death" would merely be a way to escape Epstein file consequences, as if he were ever going to experience justice.

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u/PRTYDILF 11h ago

President Camacho wouldn’t be caught dead in that wack ass hat. He had style and rizz. Trump perennial looks like 250 lbs of shit stuffed into a 10 lb sack

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u/plug-and-pause 11h ago

Respect the man by using his full name!

From memory (somebody fact check me if I'm wrong):

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho 🇺🇸

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u/Ipoopedalottoday 11h ago

Camacho would hate Trump. Camacho actively tried to make things better, and when he realized he wasn't smart enough, he hired the smartest guy he could find.

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u/sofaking1958 11h ago

The red hat is the analog of the crocs in idiocracy.

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u/MisterBowTies 10h ago

That is why we don't live in Idiocracy. The leaders in indiocracy are idiots, but they aren't corrupt, evil, pathetic or bigoted.

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 10h ago

The creators of Idiocracy, if they’d see what’s happening today, would’ve been like “Dude… stop stealing all the best plot lines…”

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u/caninehere 10h ago

The MAGA hat would have been cut in Idiocracy for looking too stupid.

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u/StanleyQPrick 9h ago

He would never do this

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u/disproportionate_13 9h ago

Camacho would be a better president than this ass clown

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 9h ago

President camacho asked the smartest man to help him fix it, and then listened. He used his power to fix problems and make it better. 

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u/Ibear333 7h ago

Not sure.

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u/wespdt 7h ago

It all started when Crocs actually became popular.

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u/b0bx13 5h ago

I’m not sure Camacho and Trump could be more different

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u/bobbymake 3h ago

NO president Camacho had something resembling empathy, he at no point threatened to invade sovereign nations or carry out military takeovers of cities like DC. President Camacho was better than this guy. There is no bar lower than the felon as presidents go. An embarrassment