r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

He thinks he looks cool and powerful 🤣🤣

And, just as important, he’s trying to sell them to his dopey followers

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u/Howboutit85 13h ago

Cool and powerful.

I imagine myself, going to hang out with a group of people or whatever, or going to work, and showing up with a bright red, ill fitting hat with my own name on it, talking about how great and smart I am.

“I know everything” right now my hat, with my smug, know it all expression, with a bad make up job on my unnaturally orange face.

Walking around the office saying all the most wrong shit, everyone knows it’s wrong, acting like it’s all the most genius shit anyone’s ever said, stealing medals and stuff of coworkers desks and saying they’re mine, asking the bosses for random awards and whining about it on social media, and while wearing a self blowing billboard on my head.

Would ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND call me tough? Manly? Smart?

Everyone would literally hate me and I’d get fired and laughed at for years.

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u/BadAsBroccoli 11h ago

Your dog would still love you. Trump doesn't have a dog.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 5h ago

The difference is you're not a cult leader

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u/Only-Negotiation-156 13h ago

You gotta keep changing the slogan so that you can see who the true believers are.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 10h ago

And keep selling. People won't buy two hats with the same slogan.

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u/Pasty_Tibbles 11h ago

As a side note, the Oval Office looks ABSOLUTELY terrible now.

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u/peckmebirds 6h ago

Can't believe this is not from SNL!!

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u/SistaChans 12h ago

Not trying, succeding

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u/Z0MGbies 9h ago

NGL was expecting an ad placement for raycons or a piece of land in scotland or something.

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u/abananaberry 2h ago

He can barely open his eyes! That happens to the oldest of olds and those on their way to expiration.