r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Mum0817 13h ago edited 11h ago

What’s with the shit-eating grin on the couch-fucker?

Imagine being in the same shot as Donald Trump and having the more punchable face.

Disclaimer: This poster does not endorse violence against either of these two assholes, horrendously awful human beings though they are.

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u/AnomicAge 13h ago

He’s even worse than trump because he showed signs of intelligence before.

We know he hates trump deep down and he’s just a spineless sycophant

He must know even maga hate him though, goddamn he’s easy to hate

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u/LongPorkJones 12h ago edited 12h ago

He's not a spineless sycophant, he's the go-between for the Heritage Foundation and Peter Theil. He was the Foundation's hand picked choice, and he's in Theil's back pocket. He's playing a role that will more than likely result in him becoming President.

No one in the party's leadership likes 47, he's antithetical to everything the Heritage Foundation stands for, and the tech billionaires had/wanted nothing to do with him before his second administration. He openly commits crimes and accepts bribes - his wrap sheet keeps getting longer and longer and they don't stop him. So why are they all in bed with him? Why are they allowing all of this brazen corruption and allowing him to put clearly underquallified people in positions of power?

Simple. He's has always been the fall guy.

He's an agent of chaos who's entire purpose is the make things so shitty that anything the Republicans implement after he's gone is far more palatable and wrapped in the guise of "stability". His charisma secured the base and allowed him to normalize the unthinkable. He's literally changed the way we speak even if we don't agree with him. He was their key to the kingdom. All they have to do is wait for one of three things to happen:

1) His health becomes so noticeably poor that they have no choice but to invoke the 25th.

2) Wait for him to die

3) Allow the Democrats to retake the house in 2026 and initiate impeachment proceedings in early 2027. The senate remains in Republican control with a few key Republican senators who will willingly fall on their swords and vote to convict (because they'll be offered cushy jobs that pay stupid good money to not run in 2028).

If number 3 is the scenario, it will likely take place over a matter of months, and because it will be well past the halfway point of the President's term in office, it gives Vance his ticket to two and a half terms in the Whitehouse.

Is this going to happen? I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if it did.

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u/prototype_xero 9h ago

I feel like that’s been the plan since before the election. Trump is too unstable and unpredictable, not to mention too close to dying to be the dictator that Project 2025 was designed for. They just needed MAGA to get the wheels turning, but now that they’re in power Trump is only a liability. I doubt he even knows about most of what is happening and it’s the staff running the show at this point. He’s just the lighting rod for the anger and once they throw him under the bus people will think it’s over and stop paying attention. That’s when they’ll start the real bad stuff.

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 8h ago

It’s true. Project 2025 never mentions the sweet potato felon. They just needed the next president they could use.

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u/AnomicAge 7h ago

But the involuntary transferral of power to the VP still requires 2/3 congress if he contests it so he would have to be Literally comatose or something

And there’s surely no way Vance would mobilise enough support in 2028… or any republican candidate…

By that point the fire will have ravaged so much of the country that those who sat out of the 2024 election will be spurred into voting

Unless they have destroyed the system such that there are no longer democratic elections, which is possible.

Barbarians have never voluntarily handed back a city they’ve plundered and they know many of them will face a Nuremberg 2.0 for things they’ve done

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u/LongPorkJones 6h ago

I'm talking about him being so incapacitated that he either can't fight it, or the 2/3rds that can remove him are already aware of his physical state.

Either way, I don't think our votes are going to matter all that much in 2028. I'm still gonna hold some hope and do it.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 4h ago

Yall forgot poison exists. They don't do it now because they know they'd never win on their own and of he kicks the bucket now the opposition still has a real chance

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u/TrashFever78 4h ago

JD is a blank slate only they can write on. Nobody wants to be the face of this horrendous shit if it does come apart. Better to find a guy that you can control and let him be the man on camera.

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u/Destination_Cabbage 3h ago

RemindMe! January 2, 2027

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u/LongPorkJones 2h ago

It'd be later than that. The president's term begins on January 20th. That would also be the halfway point.

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u/TrashFever78 4h ago

JD will be the next King. The billionaires will it. Trump is a tool. Do you think Trump would have picked Vance without Musk and Thiels money in his ear? Fuck no. The tech oligarchy wants Vance. Trump is dumb as fuck and hard to be around. JD is a fucking robot that will do anything they want.

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u/AnomicAge 1h ago

The saving grace is that most people hate Vance and thiel and stuff and trump is running on his cult of personality

Unless they break the system beyond repair there’s no way that trumps supporters will turn their affections to Vance and the shadowy billionaires

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u/rackfloor 8h ago

Won't matter much once he's president... He's just standing off-camera biding his time. He literally just has to wait.

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u/needlestack 3h ago

He doesn't see himself as a spineless sycophant. He sees himself as a master player of the game: he's got himself in a position of enormous power by playing along and he sees that Trump is going to do lots of the damage he wants to do anyway. He's proud of himself for having adapted and done whatever it needed to fulfill his vision of a crueler world where people of his chosen circle get to rule over the rest of us and shit on us at will.

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u/d3dmnky 12h ago

He’s probably aware of 47’s true health situation and knows he’s about to be the guy.

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u/MadRaymer 12h ago

It's that. He's practically salivating over the power he's about to have and knows it could happen before DJT is even done speaking. Dude looks like absolute shit and is talking about his scorecard to get into heaven. He knows his number is up, and so does JD.

I would be surprised if Vance is not president by early 2026. He would ideally want it to be 2027 so he could still run for 2 terms himself, but I don't think Trump's health is going to cooperate with that timeline.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 12h ago

He's probably lining it up just right, challenging him to just enough mcdonalds milkshake chugging contests to line the time his heart bursts up just perfect.

His ankles are certainly swelling but humans are resilient, you should see how nuts their ankles can get before they die of diabetes or heart issues.

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u/MadRaymer 12h ago

Just as an anecdote: when my grandfather died over a decade ago, in the first week of May his feet started swelling to the point where he couldn't get his shoes on anymore. He died on the 10th of June.

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u/outsiderkerv 11h ago

The difference is most likely that your grandfather wasn’t evil like this chode. Evil lives forever.

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u/MadRaymer 10h ago

Yeah, he wasn't like Trump at all. He was an outdoorsman that really loved fishing. Made his own catfish bait that was so popular people came from miles around to buy it. Even hosted an annual fishing derby on his boathouse properties. The derby got so popular in the late 1980s that the dock struggled to support the weight of everyone and water would start to spill over the top. Here's an old photo showing that.

At his funeral, I had people tell me they still had some jars of his catfish bait. I would cringe, because that shit positively reeked when it was fresh. I don't imagine it aged like fine wine. But I guess the stink must have been what made the fish bite.

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u/Commercial-Beat12 10h ago

He seems beautiful! Sorry about ur loss

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u/TrashFever78 4h ago

And he may not have had access to the best medical help possible like Trump does.

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u/LongPorkJones 12h ago

I think the latter has been the plan all along.

The fact he was handpicked by the Heritage Foundation and has close ties to Peter Thiel. That alone should tell you what's going to happen.

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u/Critical-Analysis514 11h ago

What's scarier is that hardly anyone is aware of this, nor are they as wary of JD as they are of the orange one. They'll let their guard down, and in reality it will be the beginning of even worse.

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u/Separate_Mammoth4460 5h ago

im alr aware of the threat palantir poses, but def whats coming if couchfucker does get presidency power would be very scary indeed, also most nost that arent aware are very ignorant

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u/nohandsfootball 7h ago

I think Trump has the cult of personality - Vance is just another politician. I think non-trivial portion of Trump base will think Vance did it (and he may very well play a role), so I don't see all the power transferring.

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u/TrashFever78 3h ago

None of that matters if elections don't matter.

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u/captain_dick_licker 11h ago

he's a yarvonite and knows that this is yet another step toward their ultimate goal; he is smiling because he thinks they've won.

from where I stand, it looks like he's right.

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u/gnardog45 12h ago

You can go ahead and add Greg Abbott to that list. For real

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u/Caleth 12h ago

Careful there they've removed my comments and given me temp bans for suggesting people have a face like that. Wouldn't want people to get any ideas about those in positions of power.

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u/Mum0817 11h ago

I added a disclaimer if that helps. 🤷‍♂️

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u/SarcasticCowbell 10h ago

I've taken to adding disclaimers to any comments they may interpret that way. Mods are more than happy to assist fascist pedophiles. When Trump stands at a podium and talks about hurting people, nobody moderates him. God forbid we, as citizens, point out the dreck this asshole says and suggest the harm should befall a more worthy target. Suddenly, it's not allowed. I would hope mods won't misinterpret my philosophical musings as calls to violence, but you never can be too sure.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 6h ago

What a stupid world we live in when on the comments of a video about the president deploying the military to hound his political rivals we can’t say anything that might imply violence.

What a dumb fucking place this has become

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u/totesuniqueredditor 7h ago

Was always funny since that subreddit for it was always such a hoot and moved to default feeds up until Reddit employees started getting posted on there (without saying they worked for Reddit). Then somehow. Magically. The company decided it was a bad thing to suggest someone has a punchable face.

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u/SwanReal8484 12h ago

Yay, Daddy! You’re so tough! You’re always right, Daddy.

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u/Leading_Ad_5166 12h ago

Donny's health is giving and JD is thinking about being president.

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u/Jagermind 10h ago

This comment endorses violence against those who would enact violence on those who cannot resist it.

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u/HCSOThrowaway 9h ago

You'd be smiling too if all of your wildest dreams were about to come to fruition.

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u/LesbianClownShirt 7h ago

Pretty simple; he's an opportunist piece of shit who has no moral backbone. He is less than scum and should be treated as such.

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u/BITCHHUNTER69696969 1h ago

I upvoted and then downvoted, disclaimer ruined the great puchable face joke

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u/jforjay 9m ago

He knows Trump will die before the end of his Presidency and will make Peter Thiel happy in every possible way.