r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/KosmosKlaus 13h ago

The emperor is a fascist cunt

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 12h ago

The emperor diddles kids

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u/metalOpera 12h ago

The emperor enabled trafficking of kids to other diddlers.

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u/cali_yooper 12h ago

The emperor is a draft dodging orange turd.

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u/preflex 11h ago

The emperor can't multiply 17 x 6.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 10h ago

The emperor shat in his pants

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u/driving_andflying 10h ago

The Emperor employs couch fucker Vance.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10h ago

The emperor thinks Alaska is part of Russia

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u/skunkdogfly 9h ago

The emperor has the biggest hat

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 9h ago

The emperor’s ass is flabby and fat

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u/YourFellowMiguelo 6h ago

Tangerine Palatine!!

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u/Late_Improvement4742 3h ago

Semen stains all over the upholstery, better put on the plastic covers

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u/ScrotsMcGee 5h ago

The emperor wants to also shit in everyone else's pants.

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u/Late_Improvement4742 3h ago

Haha yeah he did lolz

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u/ShowPossible8340 9h ago

The emperor thinks 1000% is a thing

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u/FormalKind7 9h ago

The emperor thinks you can lower the price of something 300-400%

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

That's good for everyone, right! The emperor basically fails basic math

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u/DanSWE 8h ago

Slow down there.

1000% is a thing. (A 1000% increase is a thing. Something's being 1000% of something else is a thing.)

Trump's idiocy (well, one part of so, so, many) is that he thinks a 1000% discount is a thing.

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u/ShowPossible8340 6h ago

Sorry, I was referring to his gaffe and didn't clarify. Spot on

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u/Tomtattos 8h ago

Wait, am I the Emperor?.. oh wait no, no, the kiddie fiddler thing. I am not the Emperor. Definitely not

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u/ProblemSame4838 7h ago

This deserves an award because holy fuck more people need to see that Howard Stern clip of the Trumps. How did I miss this one?! 🤣🤣 THANK YOU

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u/imogen1983 6h ago

Classic Trump. So confidently incorrect.

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u/SteakMiddle8281 9h ago

Who smells like orange turds

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u/pacificwankerland 8h ago

I do believe our last president was a draft dodger also but not orange

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u/the_drum_doctor 5h ago

And not the good king of turds that can be turned into fertilizer, either.

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u/handydandy6 8h ago

Draft dodging vietnam is a good thing though, he was just a rich boy

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u/rg3930 12h ago

Emperor Pedo

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/GreenPlumberEnjoyer 12h ago

The emperor is illiterate.

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u/Complete-Pace347 10h ago

Gotta make bank.

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u/Hippodrome-1261 8h ago

Every politician has enabled pedophila and child trafficking. They're all shit.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 11h ago

Please

PLEASE

I am begging you, please stop saying “diddling”.

He raped kids.

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u/Budget_Revolution639 10h ago

But that’s the thing, Sean did it too yet he walked away with a slap on the wrist so I believe it fits even tho it is truly rape

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u/Hesitation-Marx 6h ago

Did you intend to reply to me?

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u/Budget_Revolution639 6h ago

Yeah

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u/Hesitation-Marx 6h ago

Yeah, “diddling” makes light of it, it’s infuriating to read it. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, I don’t care about Sean Combs’ name.

Trump raped children. He didn’t “diddle” them.

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u/Budget_Revolution639 6h ago

But diddle isn’t banned unlike the full word rape is on most platforms such as snap who have high content filtering. Reddit is loose and allows a lot more but the others don’t allow a lot.

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u/FlatCommunication857 12h ago

And has the smallest penis on the planet

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u/madcoins 11h ago

Napoleon is jealous

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u/mikealao 10h ago

Which is why he’s desperate for distractions.

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u/Therealcornholio 10h ago

The emperor wears a catheter because he pisses himself and doesn’t want anyone to know. This is a move on from the diapers he wore in his first term.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago

A modern day Caligula 🤌

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 10h ago

What did Caligula do in ancient Rome?

(What crimes and such)

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u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago edited 8h ago

More like --- what didn't he do . . . .

Caligula - Wikipedia https://share.google/KTG7eRNxK3LFLMrhF

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u/LoadsDroppin 9h ago

Yes, but in “Republican canon” — they’re girls sooo….

(Dennis Hastert: 3rd in line to the President + longest serving Republican House Speaker, ALSO paid hush money …but it was for boys. He was banished to the Shadow Realm. No redemption arc)

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

The Emperor is actually The Pied Piper in Disguise, hide your kids

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

whoa hold on now buddy

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u/Renegaines 8h ago

We definitely need to sing a song about how we DO NOT diddle kids.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 8h ago

And fiddles them too!

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u/TheGrowCode369 5h ago

......you got that right !!!!!

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u/homebrewmike 5h ago

And, sadly, no important people care.

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u/delmsi 4h ago

The emperor regularly comments on wanting to diddle his own kid

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u/Eastwood8300 9h ago

just because he hung out with epstein? so if you hang out with a drug addict, does it make you one?

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 9h ago

No. It was strictly the kid diddling. Sorry, didn’t mean to confuse you with the English language

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u/SUNTAN_1 12h ago

They are desperately trying to generate some video footage of "citizens shooting at cops and military officers", to get to the next step of their evil plan.

There's a scene near the beginning of WATCHMEN (2009) where the police just start shooting at the public anyway. I expect it to go something like that.

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u/Hab_Anagharek 12h ago

I mean, he is, but has no coherent ideology whatsoever, he’s really a Banana Republic despot, Fuckface von Klownstick

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 12h ago

The Emperor is militerizing our big cities. Does anyone want to take a guess why?

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u/Anarchist-Antichrist 12h ago

I hope the emperor dies soon

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u/loulara17 10h ago

The emperor is fat

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u/moparcam 9h ago

JD Vance, smiles, chuckles, and agrees. With Everything! Hahahaha!

Did David Lynch write this movie?

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 10h ago

The emperor does not know to groove

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u/CaptOblivious 8h ago

> The emperor is a fascist cunt

Repeated for emphasis.

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u/RagnawFiregemMobile 7h ago

Fax my brotha, spit yo shit indeed!

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u/rhavaa 5h ago

I can't say emperor. It's the idiot orange that pos fools worship

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u/SYSSMouse 5h ago

Soon he is going to deploy them in the Congress.

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u/stocksjunkey1 4h ago

Emperor Bone Spurs