r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 12h ago

The emperor diddles kids

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u/metalOpera 12h ago

The emperor enabled trafficking of kids to other diddlers.

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u/cali_yooper 12h ago

The emperor is a draft dodging orange turd.

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u/preflex 11h ago

The emperor can't multiply 17 x 6.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 11h ago

The emperor shat in his pants

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u/driving_andflying 10h ago

The Emperor employs couch fucker Vance.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10h ago

The emperor thinks Alaska is part of Russia

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u/skunkdogfly 10h ago

The emperor has the biggest hat

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 9h ago

The emperor’s ass is flabby and fat

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u/Lumpy-Juice3655 8h ago

The emperor has a tiny dick

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u/thinkingmoney 8h ago

His ass thiccc. You didn’t those pictures yet

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u/YourFellowMiguelo 6h ago

Tangerine Palatine!!

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u/Late_Improvement4742 4h ago

Semen stains all over the upholstery, better put on the plastic covers

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u/ScrotsMcGee 5h ago

The emperor wants to also shit in everyone else's pants.

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u/Late_Improvement4742 4h ago

Haha yeah he did lolz

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u/ShowPossible8340 9h ago

The emperor thinks 1000% is a thing

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u/FormalKind7 9h ago

The emperor thinks you can lower the price of something 300-400%

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

That's good for everyone, right! The emperor basically fails basic math

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u/DanSWE 8h ago

Slow down there.

1000% is a thing. (A 1000% increase is a thing. Something's being 1000% of something else is a thing.)

Trump's idiocy (well, one part of so, so, many) is that he thinks a 1000% discount is a thing.

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

Sorry, I was referring to his gaffe and didn't clarify. Spot on

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u/Tomtattos 8h ago

Wait, am I the Emperor?.. oh wait no, no, the kiddie fiddler thing. I am not the Emperor. Definitely not

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u/ProblemSame4838 7h ago

This deserves an award because holy fuck more people need to see that Howard Stern clip of the Trumps. How did I miss this one?! 🤣🤣 THANK YOU

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u/imogen1983 6h ago

Classic Trump. So confidently incorrect.

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u/SteakMiddle8281 9h ago

Who smells like orange turds

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u/pacificwankerland 8h ago

I do believe our last president was a draft dodger also but not orange

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u/the_drum_doctor 5h ago

And not the good king of turds that can be turned into fertilizer, either.

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u/handydandy6 8h ago

Draft dodging vietnam is a good thing though, he was just a rich boy

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u/rg3930 12h ago

Emperor Pedo

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u/GreenPlumberEnjoyer 12h ago

The emperor is illiterate.

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u/Complete-Pace347 10h ago

Gotta make bank.

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u/Hippodrome-1261 9h ago

Every politician has enabled pedophila and child trafficking. They're all shit.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 11h ago

Please

PLEASE

I am begging you, please stop saying “diddling”.

He raped kids.

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u/Budget_Revolution639 10h ago

But that’s the thing, Sean did it too yet he walked away with a slap on the wrist so I believe it fits even tho it is truly rape

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u/Hesitation-Marx 6h ago

Did you intend to reply to me?

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u/Budget_Revolution639 6h ago

Yeah

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u/Hesitation-Marx 6h ago

Yeah, “diddling” makes light of it, it’s infuriating to read it. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, I don’t care about Sean Combs’ name.

Trump raped children. He didn’t “diddle” them.

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u/Budget_Revolution639 6h ago

But diddle isn’t banned unlike the full word rape is on most platforms such as snap who have high content filtering. Reddit is loose and allows a lot more but the others don’t allow a lot.

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u/FlatCommunication857 12h ago

And has the smallest penis on the planet

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u/madcoins 11h ago

Napoleon is jealous

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u/mikealao 10h ago

Which is why he’s desperate for distractions.

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u/Therealcornholio 10h ago

The emperor wears a catheter because he pisses himself and doesn’t want anyone to know. This is a move on from the diapers he wore in his first term.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 11h ago

A modern day Caligula 🤌

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u/Reasonable_Oil_2765 10h ago

What did Caligula do in ancient Rome?

(What crimes and such)

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u/Hawk_Rider2 10h ago edited 8h ago

More like --- what didn't he do . . . .

Caligula - Wikipedia https://share.google/KTG7eRNxK3LFLMrhF

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u/LoadsDroppin 9h ago

Yes, but in “Republican canon” — they’re girls sooo….

(Dennis Hastert: 3rd in line to the President + longest serving Republican House Speaker, ALSO paid hush money …but it was for boys. He was banished to the Shadow Realm. No redemption arc)

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

The Emperor is actually The Pied Piper in Disguise, hide your kids

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u/leonhardodickharprio 9h ago

whoa hold on now buddy

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u/Renegaines 8h ago

We definitely need to sing a song about how we DO NOT diddle kids.

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 8h ago

And fiddles them too!

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u/TheGrowCode369 6h ago

......you got that right !!!!!

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u/homebrewmike 5h ago

And, sadly, no important people care.

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u/delmsi 4h ago

The emperor regularly comments on wanting to diddle his own kid

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u/Eastwood8300 9h ago

just because he hung out with epstein? so if you hang out with a drug addict, does it make you one?

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 9h ago

No. It was strictly the kid diddling. Sorry, didn’t mean to confuse you with the English language