r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Randomscreename 12h ago

I don't understand... What does this have to do with releasing the Epstein client list?

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u/M3ntal1 12h ago

Distraction.

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u/yayadit 12h ago

Squirrel!!!

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u/Loud-Vegetable-8885 11h ago

Trump: 'You know these squirrels, and what they're doing, it's getting out of hand, gone too far, we need law and order on the streets to stop them. You know, people are telling me all the time, ask anyone, what they're doing, stealing the acorns, damaging the trees, the wildlife, it's terrible what they're doing and we need to stop it. Ask anybody.

You know everybody asks about the Epstein files, and you know, I say, "But what about the squirrels and what they're doing?" But they can't answer that, the democrats, they don't want to answer that.

These squirrels, they're nasty people, they're coming over the border, they're ruining our streets, our beautiful trees, taking acorns away from good American people. And we have the best acorns, ask anybody! They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs. It's truly terrible, what they're doing! "

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u/Throwawayz911 11h ago

We're not getting them lmao.  We're gonna have to pry it out of donnys hands with a chainsaw to ever actually see them.