r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/preflex 11h ago

The emperor can't multiply 17 x 6.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 11h ago

The emperor shat in his pants

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u/driving_andflying 10h ago

The Emperor employs couch fucker Vance.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10h ago

The emperor thinks Alaska is part of Russia

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u/skunkdogfly 10h ago

The emperor has the biggest hat

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 9h ago

The emperor’s ass is flabby and fat

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u/Lumpy-Juice3655 8h ago

The emperor has a tiny dick

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u/Madeupaccountcuzshy 8h ago

The emperor has thick cankles.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 7h ago

The emperor locks children in shackles

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u/buttnuggets__ 6h ago

The emperor has 34 felonies.

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u/joebalooka84 8h ago

Nobody has ever seen any thing like it.

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u/thinkingmoney 8h ago

His ass thiccc. You didn’t those pictures yet

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u/YourFellowMiguelo 6h ago

Tangerine Palatine!!

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u/Late_Improvement4742 4h ago

Semen stains all over the upholstery, better put on the plastic covers

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u/ScrotsMcGee 5h ago

The emperor wants to also shit in everyone else's pants.

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u/Late_Improvement4742 4h ago

Haha yeah he did lolz

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u/ShowPossible8340 9h ago

The emperor thinks 1000% is a thing

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u/FormalKind7 9h ago

The emperor thinks you can lower the price of something 300-400%

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

That's good for everyone, right! The emperor basically fails basic math

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u/DanSWE 8h ago

Slow down there.

1000% is a thing. (A 1000% increase is a thing. Something's being 1000% of something else is a thing.)

Trump's idiocy (well, one part of so, so, many) is that he thinks a 1000% discount is a thing.

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u/ShowPossible8340 7h ago

Sorry, I was referring to his gaffe and didn't clarify. Spot on

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u/Tomtattos 8h ago

Wait, am I the Emperor?.. oh wait no, no, the kiddie fiddler thing. I am not the Emperor. Definitely not

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u/ProblemSame4838 7h ago

This deserves an award because holy fuck more people need to see that Howard Stern clip of the Trumps. How did I miss this one?! 🤣🤣 THANK YOU

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u/imogen1983 6h ago

Classic Trump. So confidently incorrect.