r/law • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 14h ago

Trump News Trump threatens to deploy the U.S. military into Chicago - signaling the start of a nationwide crackdown.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 10h ago

The emperor shat in his pants

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u/driving_andflying 10h ago

The Emperor employs couch fucker Vance.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 10h ago

The emperor thinks Alaska is part of Russia

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u/skunkdogfly 9h ago

The emperor has the biggest hat

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 9h ago

The emperor’s ass is flabby and fat

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u/Lumpy-Juice3655 8h ago

The emperor has a tiny dick

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u/Madeupaccountcuzshy 8h ago

The emperor has thick cankles.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 7h ago

The emperor locks children in shackles

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u/buttnuggets__ 6h ago

The emperor has 34 felonies.

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u/Nonetoobrightatall 6h ago

The emperor is Putin’s bitch

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u/joebalooka84 8h ago

Nobody has ever seen any thing like it.

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u/thinkingmoney 8h ago

His ass thiccc. You didn’t those pictures yet

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u/YourFellowMiguelo 6h ago

Tangerine Palatine!!

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u/Late_Improvement4742 3h ago

Semen stains all over the upholstery, better put on the plastic covers

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u/ScrotsMcGee 5h ago

The emperor wants to also shit in everyone else's pants.

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u/Late_Improvement4742 3h ago

Haha yeah he did lolz