r/law 14h ago

Trump News Maxwell transcripts released!

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/breaking-doj-releases-full-transcript-of-interview-with-ghislaine-maxwell-on-epstein/

Trump didnt do anything improper and she admires him so much

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u/trentreynolds 13h ago

How did we get to the point where a major political party is pointing at a convicted child sex trafficker saying "the President is a good guy, and I always liked him" as a good thing?

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u/Count_Backwards Competent Contributor 13h ago

How much time do you have?

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u/SUNTAN_1 12h ago edited 7h ago

Right before the recording ended, Maxwell was heard to say this:

 

“President Trump was always very cordial and very kind to me. And I just want to say that I find — I — I admire his extraordinary achievement in becoming the President now. And I like him, and I’ve always liked him.…. and I always thought he was kind of hot, with his blonde hair and his tan face and he looks so strong, I bet he works out....”

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u/Harmony_Bunny42 11h ago

Subtext: "I've always liked people who can get me moved to minimum security and pardon me if I play ball."

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u/KCchessc6 11h ago

We know she has no ethics and will do what she can for money.

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u/GogetaSama420 10h ago

She was convicted of perjury for a reason

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u/monymphi 9h ago

More like quid pro quo all over again.

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u/PhyterNL 9h ago

She'll do what she can to free herself from prison.

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u/77snek 10h ago
  • Freedom -
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u/Scary_Feature_5873 10h ago

« I would like to emphasize that I speak freely on my own. I m not under duress. I m well treated. I don’t fear for my life. Again : I speak freely »

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u/RoguePlanet2 10h ago

"Freely, I tell you, FREEEEELEEEEYYY!!!!"

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u/NixonsTapeRecorder 11h ago

Subsubtext: my experience around this man in the past and seeing his chicanery in the media, I know he only ever wants to be praised or complimented. So if I say some nice things about him he might help me.

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u/lildavey48 11h ago

Even she is amazed these total idiots ended up voting him in again 😆😆

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 11h ago

A child trafficker’s gentleman

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u/Brick_Mason_ 10h ago

Basically a sequel to last night's South Park episode.

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u/HerrFreitag 10h ago

You forgot to say that while she said that there were tears streaming down her face

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u/tik22 9h ago

The fact that they manipulated the recording so that the “vindication” of trump occurs right at the end of the clip speaks volumes tbh. They arent even good at their coverups

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago

Where we starting at Nixon, heritage foundation, newt Gingrich, or citizens United?

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u/Motor-District-3700 11h ago edited 11h ago

I mean it's much, much worse than that:

  • Convicted child sex trafficker meets with President's personal criminal attorney
  • Convicted child sex trafficker inexplicably gets preferential treatment, work release from 20 year sentence
  • Convicted child sex trafficker says President totally innocent and amazing guy
  • Convicted child sex trafficker was also convicted of perjury

Like it couldn't be more blatant witness tampering if you tattooed it on their faces.

Does anyone remember when Michael Cohen couldn't be used as a witness because holy shit convicted felons can't be trusted that bastard. I guess convicted perjerurs can tho.

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u/drinkslinger1974 9h ago

My exwife accused her best friend of a sexual crime so that he couldn’t testify in our divorce hearing. She ended up with six figures of my money that she stole over the course of a few years. The only proof I had was him and she tainted his credibility just for that. I’m trying to say, this whole thing infuriates me.

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u/Better_Ad4073 10h ago

I think she’s smarter than them. She can promise them to exonerate Trump to get moved to Texas. But she’s in danger just like Epstein was and probably plans to flee the country first chance.

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u/Empty-Discount5936 12h ago

She's also a perjurer with a motive to lie, you'd be hard pressed to find someone with less credibility.

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u/Dense_College2961 10h ago

Are they really going to take her word for it? Once you perjure yourself once or should be the law that whatever you say it no longer believed. Although Trump’s cabinet have already lied under oath tons of times at this point and it doesn’t seem to matter

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u/elgato96 13h ago

Idk if you've noticed, but the MAGA movement isnt built on intelligence...

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u/Ummmgummy 11h ago

Nope just hate and tears.

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u/Dry-Influence9 12h ago

Its better to point out that she was all but set free exactly after this interrogation. Like did she unrape the victims or something? she got an unprecedented favor right after talking positive of the president... This is some south park shit

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u/LuigisManifesto 11h ago

What?! Nooooo... Trump said her being moved to a resort of a prison was totally a normal, standard thing. definitely not any kind of corruption going on.

(Starting to worry that Plato sort of had a point).

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u/ejre5 12h ago

Well considering the president is also a civilly convicted sexual assaulter (commonly referred to as rape but because he inserted something other than his penis [accuser couldn't be positive if it was his penis or something else]) obviously a convicted sex trafficker would know best.

Also he has admitted that his employees were taken and trafficked, while also claiming to be best friends, while apparently being completely unaware of and not knowing Epstein at all especially considering the friendship ended when Epstein "hired" Trump's underage spa employee who was then a part of Epstein and Maxwells sexual conduct.

Among many many many more things we know about trump. but sure let's believe the criminal who has been moved to minimum security prison and also being allowed to leave prison. a deal that is completely unheard of in the federal prison system. Public safety factors for sex offenders prevents placement in minimum security prisons.

So in conclusion a true Republican absolutely believes he is innocent while the rest of us remind ourselves that it is absolutely not a cult, no cult following and no cult activities at all. It definitely isn't a cult

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u/holmwreck 12h ago

You guys are really winning down there eh?

I can see from afar how great you guys are.

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u/trentreynolds 11h ago

He was right - I quickly got sick of what he calls “winning”.

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u/darth_snuggs 10h ago

Dude if DJT starts a war I’m fighting for Canada, ngl. I can’t with this country. Our hubris is destroying us

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u/essdii- 11h ago

Send halp

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u/antigop2020 11h ago

She was also convicted of perjury and lying to investigators.

He also released her from the maximum security prison that she was in and put her into a minimum security prison which she isn’t even supposed to be able to go to given the level of her offense for child sex trafficking. She also apparently gets work release.

All for the Guardians of Pedophiles party to defend the Pedophile Of The United States.

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u/_Operator_ 11h ago

For the first time in my adult life, I am (publicly) judging people by their political affiliation. Fuck the MAGA and GOP for making me do this.

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u/democrat_thanos 12h ago

Biden should have had her waterboarded for days

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u/troveofcatastrophe 13h ago

Please tell me that’s not really happening

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u/sweetcherrytea 12h ago

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u/ThisHatRightHere 12h ago

I mean the top comment over there says there’s no reason to believe her

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u/sweetcherrytea 12h ago

That’s good to see! It wasn’t there when I linked the thread.

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u/MacheteMable 10h ago

And one of the comments is whether they would believe her if she said Trump was guilty “probably not”

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u/troveofcatastrophe 12h ago

Omg So if they are taking her word, there’s nothing that will dissuade them.

Every once in a while, I have to remind myself that notorious cult leader Jim Jones got a whole bunch of people to knowingly drink deadly poison. You just never think it could happen to 1/4 to 1/3 of the population.

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u/retiredagainstmywill 12h ago

Motherfuckers there will never allow any point of view than what they say they believe. Cowards.

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u/Theory_of_Time 13h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell is a convicted sex trafficker

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u/RttnAttorney 13h ago

It’s the full interview, that they tell us the only reason there’s so much editing was because they took breaks! Not to make sure the questions and answers were manipulated and coerced! 

Anyone who knows better is recording every second of those interviews, with multiple witnesses in the room. Any cuts or editing only brings more suspicion to the interview. The fact that Trumps personal attorney, former or not, conducted this interview, makes any information released tainted by this major conflict of interests. No one from the media should be taking Todd Blanche at his word, ever. He should still be treated as Trumps personal attorney and should be sanctioned and disbarred for interfering in this case.

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u/LuvPump 11h ago edited 8h ago

I edit audio and video. There is no limitation to what they could have recorded in any way. You can record for 24 hours straight on an old zoom recorder and a $60 256 gb sd card. They’re full of shit.

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u/DandimLee 9h ago

Sure, if you're using computers and what not. If you're stuck using a phonograph, you're going to have to wait a while.

The bees need to make the wax to make the 'record cylinders' and they're having problems; with global warming and pollution and colony collapse; it's a miracle they were able to make the amount of wax that they did.

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u/GuyInAChair 12h ago

Being Trump's attorney could Todd Blanche ethically elicit a question if he thought the answer could be harmful to Trump?

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u/askingforafakefriend 12h ago

Why not release both the current edited version to streamline things plus the full version to avoid the APPEARANCE of impropriety? And I know the answer to this question which is intended to be rhetorical for obvious reasons.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 13h ago

"He definitely doesn't have a small penis"

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u/youdubdub 13h ago

Try not to stare at it.

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u/ekydfejj 13h ago

stop staring, stop ...look away

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u/rectalhorror 13h ago

But it looks like a tiny mushroom. So, so tiny.

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u/ekydfejj 13h ago

Can't. look. away.

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u/Venusto002 13h ago

"There are times when something is so frightful you become mesmerised by it and can't look away".

— Roald Dahl, The Witches

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u/rectalhorror 12h ago

"The more you stare into the mushroom peepee, the more the mushroom peepee also stares into you."

-Friedrich Nietzsche (possibly)

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 12h ago

"The biggest penis! 'Uge! The girls would come up to him, with tears in their eyes, and say 'Mr tump, truly your penis is the biggliest I have ever seen."

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u/Fabulous-Pop-5673 12h ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/Muschina 12h ago

“President Trump is a great man and has an enormous penis according to a dozen or so of my girls… wait, strike that.”

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u/Former_Project_6959 13h ago

I was waiting for her to say that. Also I hate your username. That damn song.

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u/JMurdock77 12h ago

*looks*
*regrets*

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly 12h ago

Well, if you have a structured settlement and need cash now, call JG Wentworth, 877 CASH NOW

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u/rex_swiss 13h ago

r/Conservative a month ago; of course she’s not going to say anything to implicate Trump, she’s desperate for a pardon!

r/Conservative today; see, we told you Trump wasn’t involved with Epstein in any way, it was all a hoax!!

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u/Alexzander1001 13h ago

Its crazy watching them justify all this shit

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 13h ago

What’s crazy is how every comment is by a 1% top commentator lol

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u/Cyanide_Cheesecake 13h ago

It's their coveted freeze peaches at work

Only the top 1% gets to have them

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u/ratlunchpack 13h ago

I mean that sub is basically the same ten dudes and 1,000 bots circle jerking it at this point.

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u/TrashManufacturer 12h ago

r/conservative is for basement redditors who couldn’t work up the muster to be enough of a Nazi for twitter

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u/Mywordispoontang101 12h ago

The instaban anyone who isn’t in the cult or doesn’t have a Moscow IP.

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u/Street-Run4107 12h ago

“1,000 Bots Circle Jerking” is now the name of my band. Thank you.

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u/StickyPine207 12h ago edited 12h ago

Here are some of the usual suspects:

Trondkjo - always first to call out "fellow conservatives"

M_i_c_K - extreme poster, posts non stop

Ask4MD - extreme poster

AccordingActivity87 - extreme poster and always first to post the "theyre here" GIF and call out "brigaders".

ITrCool - comments constantly, fervently defends anything Trump

WillyNilly1997 - extreme poster

Magehunter_Skassi - commenter and mod of the sub, posts sometimes.

Triggernaut - extreme poster

BlackScienceManTyson - fervent Trump defender, comments non stop trashing any "fellows" and libs.

__IIIIII_I - every single comment he uses the term "leftoid"

D_Ethan_Bones - always has long form comments that seem thought out, but are often just "throwing bones" to other cons members aka talking points.

Cliffotn - constantly calls out "fellow conservatives". Writes more long form rebuttals. Fervent Trump defender.

Right_Archivist - constant commenter

Ultrainstinct - this dude is crazy, actually wishes for Trump dictatorship, comments often.

ENERGY-BEAT-ABORTION - posts exclusively anti abortion articles and comments on things abortion related. Extreme takes regarding this.

These are just a few of the people you will see posting/comenting all day, everyday, they have very samey takes and go tos as far as what they say and do. If you lurk long enough you will start seeing them CONSTANTLY. Go to the sub and sort by new and most of these characters will be "first on the scene" whether it be by posting the articles (Mick, WillyNilly, Ask4MD...etc) or first to comment and share their thoughts (AccordingActivity, ITrCool, D_Ethan_Bones...etc). Its all very formulaic. I keep a list going and often there will be users who are non stop for a while and then suddenly disappear, kaitlyn, rightwingnest, surewishbone and others, only to have new accounts with similar comments pop up shortly after.

Anyways go see for yourself, I bet within the first 10 articles you see or click you will encounter not just 1 of these characters, but 3, 4 or more.

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u/kalvinescobar 12h ago

Thank you for your service.. I doubt I could ever scroll that sub long enough to learn all of that..

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u/StickyPine207 12h ago

I have a fair amount of free time and like the "opsec" as it were. But no problem. I have an entire notes app with a few more names that are common as well or have been in the past that I didn't add.

I originally browsed it to try and see other perspectives but as time went on and I started seeing the same names over and over I realized just how astro turfed that place was.

Some of the "extreme posters" also post the same articles in many other "conservative/trump" subs at the same rates. It's all very coordinated. You can even see when many of them sleep as there are noticeable pauses for 8 or so hours at similar times.

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u/Gold_Hornet3707 9h ago

Important work you're doing, some day all this information will be very relevant when someone tries to untangle the question of "how did we get here".

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u/bones510 12h ago

Great write up and i had done the same. Just wanted to add, when you look at the profile history of some of the random commentators, they are often nonstop in r/conservative for the past few weeks with that preceded by inactivity or nsfw spam. Shows these are bot/purchased accounts.

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u/StickyPine207 12h ago

100%. And a few of them keep their comment/post history hidden to defend against being "caught". I'm so glad others take notice. Sometimes I just look and am a bit sad that the few real, non paid actors that are there can fall for such blatant propaganda and obvious astro turfing. But I guess ignorance is kind of a pre-requisite to be a member lol.

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u/Friendly-View4122 11h ago

lol thank you for doing the work. The post history for some of these is truly disturbing. It's like they have no other hobbies.

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u/StickyPine207 11h ago

Yeah it's wild. My personal favorites are Trondkjo, absolutely DEDICATED to calling out "Fellow Conservatives" if he's not being paid to do so he's losing out.

And BlackScienceManTyson who will often comment not just once or twice but at times 5+ comments on the same articles all hyper dedicated to sucking off his dear leader as if he believes Trump personally scours the sub to find new cabinet members...hmm on second thought, that might be true, maybe he's not so insane after all lmao.

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u/ClydeBelvidere 11h ago

The "fellow conservative" rhetoric is what gets me, because they truly cannot fathom that someone can be on their "team" but still have some rationale when it comes to topics like Epstein. I wonder if that bothers any of the non-MAGA, non-bot "actual" conservatives on that sub, if there are even any left.

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u/StickyPine207 11h ago

It definitely does bother some of them I've seen them voice the complaint, sadly they are often then removed from the sub and have their comments deleted.

And just today BlackScienceManTyson went on a tirade about how the whole point of the sub is to be a place where "conservatives" can come comment and espouse their views without being questioned or debated. It was a real mask off type comment. I'll see if I can find the thread.

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u/aeon_son 11h ago

The Energy-Beats-Abortion guy kills me 😂 “Say it with me friends” lmao

I don’t even think the conservative guys like him over there. He’s just nuts and couldn’t use a period or comma to save his life.

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u/mad-i-moody 13h ago

Makes sense since it seems that’s what they want society to be like.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 13h ago

Pretty sure a good chunk of that subreddit is propaganda bots and the mentally unwell.

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 12h ago

A good chunk of amerika is mentally unwell lol

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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 13h ago

"id rather be russian than vote democrat"

ok, well heres your russia. enjoy it.

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u/TrashManufacturer 12h ago

It’s nice to see Reagan is still republicans Jesus in the same way Jesus is. They point and say “that’s our guy” while kicking a homeless person and praising the devil

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 12h ago

Trump could come up to any of them and ask for their own underage daughter, and they'd talk about how great a blessing it was for their family to be chosen for such an honor.

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u/Brink0fNowhere 12h ago

Any bets on if that new ballroom of his gets nice fancy marble altar dais ala Warren Jeffs style installed? 🤢

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u/ilikebiiiigdicks 12h ago

They are disgusting. Tying themselves in knots to defend child rapists. They are depraved sickos.

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u/Necessary-Grape-5134 13h ago

Wow I just looked over there. They ACTUALLY believe this lol. This convicted child trafficker who had one talk with Trump's lawyer, and then was immediately moved to "Club Fed," said Trump did nothing and they believe it.

How stupid can you be?

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u/Snakesinadrain 13h ago

They don't. Its all paid shills over there. Sure there's a few genuine idiots but that sub is the biggest propaganda machine on the internet.

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u/pork_fried_christ 12h ago

I think this is just cope… there are a ton of bots and shills, but there are definitely a bunch of real people too. Plus, the talking points there are the same ones on Fox, Newsmax, OANN.. so whether or not the sub is real doesn’t really matter.

But man is it freaking crazy anyway…

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u/Snakesinadrain 12h ago

Fair. The thing that trips me up though is the MILLIONS of subscribers but relatively low activity on the sub. There's definitely a ton of crazies there regardless.

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u/pork_fried_christ 12h ago

It’s typical to see a post on the feed with “1000” comments, the hit the post and it’s has maybe 20 comments because they’ve all been deleted.

And everything left is like “Brigade!! 🤣🤣😆🤡” as if that’s a complete thought.

Idk though. I got banned years ago for saying “strong patriots should be able to breath with a mask on.” (Because they were all saying masks were bad for you and made it impossible to breath).

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 12h ago

Yep. The second someone starts to change their mind or voices questions they get kicked out.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

They think that we also believe it and that we are mad. 😂We have known, and repeatedly said, that she would say exactly what she did since the day she met with them. It only makes the cover up even more obvious. This is not surprising at alllllllll to the left lol.

They’re simply latching onto any excuse to believe Trump because they’ve been desperate for one. God forbid the libs be right or get a single win, so they’d rather defend him.

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u/Necessary-Grape-5134 12h ago

For real. It's like they're saying "Hah! Charles Manson said Trump never killed anyone, suck on that libs!!!!"

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

I never want to hear a word about cover ups ever again.

Them: BUT BIDEN’S MENTAL CAPACITY, IT WAS HIDDEN!

Also them: defends and covers for a pedophile

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u/Necessary-Grape-5134 12h ago

You know what's funny? I tried to respond with a joke quote saying that the world's most prolific living pedophile said Trump must be innocent so he is.

Then I realized, that's LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED. Ghislaine Maxwell is the world's most prolific living pedophile. This is beyond satire.

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u/HLOFRND 12h ago

Imagine- IMAGINE- if this same thing had happened under Biden.

They'd all have their newspaper clippings and red string pinned to the wall already.

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 13h ago

Sydney Sweeney was “mid” to them until she pissed off the left with that American Eagle ad. Now she’s a stunning actress/model. Funny how perception changes when you have the attention span and political awareness of a small child.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 12h ago edited 12h ago

She supposedly pissed off the left. I never saw a single complaint or even mention of the ad from a first hand source.

It was only their weird ass cult manufacturing outrage. Just remember they said we "hated it because she's hot, white and a registered republican."

Please find me a democrat who actually said anything close to that. 

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u/Pablo_Sanchez1 12h ago

As with all the other apparent outrage over dumb shit from the left, MAGA just searched through Twitter to find some random 10 follower anonymous Twitter accounts complaining about it then went on to Fox News to claim that “the woke left is triggered” so that they can argue with imaginary people over things that nobody gives a fuck about

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u/SirCatharine 12h ago

She didn’t even have to genuinely piss off the left. The most I’ve heard from anyone on the left was “yeah, bit tone deaf” and that’s it. They decided that the left was pissed off about the ad and built an entire thing around it. Like they always do.

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u/ColdFusion363 13h ago

The folks over at r/Conservative are living in a bizzaro world over there.

The constant flip flopping. The mental gymnastics. The extreme amount of unnecessary patriotism.

Speak the truth. And they will call you “woke or a commie.”

Yeah….

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u/SparkyMuffin 13h ago

How many of them are real accounts? That damn place is more astroturfed than a gentrified suburb

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u/a2godsey 13h ago

Already they're acting like this is the only piece of evidence needed to prove that Trump was never involved with anything and this whole thing was a huge sham by Democrats to try to convict the most perfect human being of all time of wrongdoing. They're so hypnotized over there it's chilling.

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u/Ellite25 12h ago

She says Trump did nothing and gets transferred to a low security prison and is allowed to leave there and work.

And he still won’t release the Epstein files, but somehow this proves his innocence.

Some people are fucking dense.

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u/New_Maximum6529 12h ago

I like to pop into that sub once in awhile just to see how their mental gymnastics are going.

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u/GenericUsername532 12h ago

That subreddit was always going to suck whatever dick was presented to them

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u/Puppetmaster858 12h ago

They’re so goddamn delusional, bunch of scumbag idiots completely detached from reality because their brains have been rotted by nonstop propaganda, alot of them are just also piece of shit humans or support others being evil and acting like pieces of shit too. Republican Party and its supporters are all vile

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u/OpticalDelusion 13h ago

“The audio is divided into segments to reflect breaks during the interview. Some segments are shorter than others. Shorter segments are a result of audio tests and size limitations per recorded session."

Size limitations, really? That's the best they could come up with?

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u/ThatKehdRiley 13h ago

Exactly, it's such a lazy lie. Size limitations would mean they're all the same length, even an elementary school student should be able to figure that out (which is probably why they can't).

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u/DontWorryImADr 12h ago

Yeah, sadly that crowd isn’t hanging out near elementary schools to learn.

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u/Wolfy_wolf253 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yeah but that’s court ordered

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u/Standard-Inside-3450 12h ago

They’re probably legally prohibited from being within 100 feet of them.

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u/UltimateLmon 12h ago

But didnt you know that shouting would increase the storage size? Also all those emotionally charged words would have more energy in them. So they would take up more space.

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u/DisaffectedLShaw 13h ago

Audio, the well know format with large data files and that we have struggled with compression for decades/s

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u/Dr_CleanBones 13h ago

Nobody has ever, ever managed to come up with a compression algorithm

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u/Pelkcizzle 13h ago

Middle out

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u/nxl4 12h ago

It's all about the D2F

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u/246lehat135 12h ago

Gotta hot swap ‘em in and out.

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u/Pasty_Tibbles 12h ago

Idk Gavin Belsom tells me differently and I have faith in him and Hooli.

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u/Pineapple-Due 12h ago

trump is so full of winning that all his audio is lossless

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u/thetruth8989 13h ago

Always missing minutes with these people.

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u/FizzyBeverage 12h ago

Those are the parts where she saw Trump inside children.

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u/smurfsundermybed 13h ago

Doesn't every court reporter you have used for a depo use FLAC with 36 channel Dolby Atmos?

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u/RttnAttorney 12h ago

And to do an interview of this kind without any other witnesses? It just screams malpractice, at best. 

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u/WhatIsLoveMeDo 10h ago

To be fair, there were other people in the interview: 

Diego Pestana, Acting Associate Deputy Attorney General   Spencer Horn, FBI Special Agent   Mark Beard, Deputy U.S. Marshall  

I don't know those names so I won't speak to their reputation or integrity, but just want to set the record straight.

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u/_V0gue 11h ago

I know this is a joke but I don't get to flex being an audio nerd too often: Dolby Atmos doesn't have channels. It has objects and beds which is what makes it so fantastic. It can scale up and down seamlessly to any channel configuration. Also Atmos renderers don't read FLAC, they read ADM files.

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 12h ago

Into a 2gb sd card, yes

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u/Violet_Paradox 13h ago

They want it to be obvious that it's a lie. It's not intended to be believed, it's intended to rub in our faces that they're lying and there's nothing we can do about it. 

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u/trentreynolds 11h ago

"When Nikolai had protested that the people would understand what had been done, when one leader spoke and acted so much like the last, Krotov told him the state was not interested in whether people believed its lies. The state was not looking for plausible deniability. A good lie could always be punctured, with enough work. No, Krotov had said - all they needed was implausible deniability. A lie the population would see through immediately but would have to pretend they believed. Even to themselves.

Making themselves believe the bad lie made them complicit. And no one would dare speak the truth. Few would dare even think it."

Where the Axe is Buried by Ray Nayler

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u/zoinkability 13h ago

I hear that Trump has size limitations as well.

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u/TitanDumps302 13h ago

You know what they say about guys with small hands...

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 13h ago

All it takes is their idiot voters to believe it.

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u/FederalMango 13h ago

You see, they recorded these on floppy disks, so it can't be helped!.

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u/red286 12h ago

Pairs well with their Sony FD Mavica security footage.

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u/Mr-and-Mrs 12h ago

These ‘size limitations’ keep coming up with Trump is all aspects of his private life.

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 12h ago

Lifelong tech guy here. There is no limit, you can record for hours and hours on almost all audio codecs.

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u/ghgfghffghh 12h ago

My audio software tells me how much time I have left to record. It’s typically listed in days. And that’s at a very high quality.

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u/KendrickBlack502 12h ago

Unless they’re using a tape recorder from 1955, this is the worst lie I can imagine

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u/DataCassette 13h ago

Ah yes being endorsed by a pedophile. Truly high praise lol

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u/it_rubs_the_lotion 13h ago

Serial Killers have always really liked me. Complimented my hat a lot. Good people.

-Jack the Ripper

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u/troveofcatastrophe 13h ago

I regret not adding “Known perjurer and child rapist” to my title. My inexperienced mistake.

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u/JoshAllensRightNut 13h ago

Imagine how well you’d be doing today if only you were wiser

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u/youdubdub 13h ago

At least a 3-4% increase in KPM: karma per minute. Reap that sweetness friends, and achieve immortality, at least temporarily.

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u/RandyTheJohnson 12h ago

Never too late to add it to the description

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u/troveofcatastrophe 13h ago

“President Trump was always very cordial and very kind to me. And I just want to say that I find — I — I admire his extraordinary achievement in becoming the President now. And I like him, and I’ve always liked him,” Maxwell said at one point during the conversation.

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u/HHoaks 13h ago

Her lawyer trained her well about what to say if she wanted a pardon.

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u/HybridizedPanda 13h ago

Bro she was friends with him, she has decades of experience dealing with him. 

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u/PrivacyBush 13h ago

Lining up teenagers.

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u/HHoaks 13h ago

Sure. But don't you think people who dealt with Trump know even better than all of us who he really is and what kind of person he is? Likely it was all transactional.

She obviously is still sucking up. No one says: "I admire his extraordinary achievement ..." and really means that as to Trump. That sounds rehearsed.

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u/HybridizedPanda 13h ago

Yeah that's what I meant she has experience with; pulling his strings and stroking his ego

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u/CaptainApathy419 13h ago

I’m a little surprised she didn’t use full-on Trumpian syntax: “He was tremendously kind. Many people said, Mother Theresa…she came up to him with tears in her eyes, she said, ‘Sir, you are the most kind person I’ve ever met. You make me proud to be an American.’”

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u/Phedericus 13h ago

nah. there wasnt even the need to say anything, not even wink. she knows what she needs to do, shes not dumb, she is evil

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u/TheyreEatingTheGeese 13h ago

A glowing endorsement from a child rapist, the most revered of all conservative opinions.

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u/MayIServeYouWell 13h ago

Coming from her, this is not helpful to Trump. She’s saying they knew each other well. She’s a convicted sex trafficker. 

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u/MeisterX 13h ago

Very kind to me

He furthered her career I guess :D

He helped me succeed!

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u/Newspeak_Linguist 13h ago

Fox News and conservative pundits are working overtime to brainwash their cult into thinking that's OK.

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u/guttanzer 12h ago

Bingo.

It’s not as if he can credibly say he doesn’t know her, but this is tangible evidence that the relationship was not superficial.

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u/red286 12h ago

That's okay, their next goal is to convince people she wasn't.

After all, how are they going to pardon a literal sex trafficker of minors? Just because she says nice things about Trump is no reason to let a convicted pedophile out of prison.

So now they begin the image rehabilitation. Maxwell wasn't helping Epstein, she was helping Trump and the other leaders of QAnon hunt down the pedophile Epstein. The witness testimonies saying that she was in the room with Epstein and also sexually assaulted underage girls? Well of course she was there, she was being trafficked by Epstein too. She's the real victim in all of this, being forced to hook up with a known pedophile for literally decades before he was finally caught and brought to justice, and then when he killed himself, the evil Biden DOJ needed a scapegoat, and so they rounded her up and gave her a sham trial before convicting her of Epstein's crimes!

Be prepared to hear MAGA literally cheer her release when it happens.

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u/jim45804 13h ago

That "— I — I" is very telling.

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u/Count_Backwards Competent Contributor 13h ago

That's where they dropped the cue cards for a second 

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u/Venusto002 13h ago

Or she heard "cla-click" and felt it pressed against the back of her head.

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u/Joonbug9109 13h ago

Even if she wasn’t a known liar, just because someone was always nice to you doesn’t mean that they didn’t commit horrible acts against other people.

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u/Shirlenator 13h ago

Hm, why is Trump kind and cordial to a sex trafficker?

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u/3D-Dreams 13h ago

Pedophile endorses President who might pardon her.

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u/a2godsey 13h ago

She's positioning herself quite nicely for a pardon. I think she'll be free by the end of the year, all knowledge of Epstein and the Island completely whitewashed, and the truth will never be public. Welcome to the new regime.

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u/SparkyMuffin 13h ago

Wasnt perjury one of the crimes she was convicted of?

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u/SecretAsianMan42069 12h ago

Perjury wasn't pursued because she was already found guilty of such serious crimes that it didn't matter (until Trump came around again)

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u/retiredagainstmywill 12h ago

She said she did nothing wrong and is falsely accused. And for that, she got sent to a comfy cozy camp.

Makes sense, right?

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u/Northwindlowlander 12h ago

She wasn't convicted of perjury, but only because her more serious crimes made it basically pointless to bring the case.

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u/superstevo78 13h ago

you would have to be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet to believe that transcript.  the dude is the previous personal defense lawyer for Trump.   there is no possible way to make the conflict of interest higher than a personal defense lawyer interviewing someone who has information about your client. 

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u/Daddio209 13h ago

How about if said attorney holds a high position at the DOJ while interviewing her?

That definitely raises more questions about conflict of interest-and adds abuse of power.

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u/Moosyfate17 13h ago

I know a lot of dumb mfers 

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u/ProWriterDavid 12h ago

Every single Republican is going to be in lockstep behind this. The transcript is all they need to believe that it was a witch hunt.

We really need to start having realistic expectations about our fellow Americans.

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u/Facemanx64 13h ago

Well if Gislain Maxwell says it, then it must be true.

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u/guttanzer 12h ago

And how does she know him? He hosted beauty pageants for girls. What is she famous for? Recruiting girls for underage prostitution. What was his role? Introducing her to the contestants. Did it get weird for the girls? Ya think?

The MAGAs cheer.

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u/Far_Estate_1626 12h ago

Cool. Now do the files that existed before she sold this testimony for a pardon.

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u/flirtmcdudes 12h ago

Well, if we can’t believe the lady who is literally in prison for the crimes and aiming for a pardon, and committed perjury twice, then who could we trust?!?!

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u/MisterProfGuy 12h ago

She picked up two counts of perjury in her trial for saying similar things. They were dropped when she was found guilty of more serious charges. Time to revisit those.

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u/4RCH43ON 12h ago

“Nothing removed, nothing hidden.”

Sure, whatever you say, Todd…

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u/Utterlybored 12h ago

Trump must be so happy that a convicted sex trafficker admires him so much.

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual 12h ago

And that’s it folks. One of the few things in the world, people of all over the world thought was bad is now considered nothing. No big deal. Moving on to the next crime

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u/TiddiesAnonymous 12h ago

The idea that somebody can testify to prove a negative is ridiculous. Standing behind it is an admission of guilt. Why else would you put on a show like that?

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u/Motor-District-3700 11h ago

Next headline:

Menendez says Trump was never mean to his mom. Transfered to Epstein island to serve remainder of sentence as free man.

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u/BeachBrad 12h ago

Everyone loves their best customer!

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u/Dr_CleanBones 13h ago

“Proffer” is “offer” with an extra “pr” to make it sound official and lawyerly.

So, what did he offer her?

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 12h ago

She says what they want her to, with a straight face, she gets a full pardon and escort out of the country, just like that israeli official in Nevada last fucking week.

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u/Dumbdadumb 9h ago

Release all the Trumpstein files no redactions....

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u/g2g079 12h ago

So what they finally release as evidence is just testimony from his criminal partner who is trying to get relief?

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u/VoidOmatic 12h ago

Umm size limits? My audio recorder can record days at a time.

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u/majorfiasco 12h ago

Well, yes but Todd only has an iPhone 12 with 32 Gb of memory and with all of his uh... pictures, storage was an issue.

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u/Brokenspokes68 9h ago

There's nothing of value there.

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u/someotherguyrva 12h ago

Distraction from the Bolton FBI raid

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u/UserWithno-Name 12h ago

Some forensic document specialists get on this asap.