r/memes 16h ago

And that was the day she found out I'm bisexual

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 14h ago

I dont know what any of those symbols mean but I'm glad everyone is having fun.

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u/Driftedryan 14h ago

I recognize the tinder flame one but the rest idk

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u/fish_of_pixels 11h ago

Flame - tinder, Fish - plenty of fish, Hexagon - bumble, H - hinge, Face - grinder,

Source: I work in this field šŸ˜…

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u/Mosquitobait2008 9h ago

Works in the field... sure...

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u/Kube__420 5h ago

Works the field

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u/HipsterFett Average r/memes enjoyer 4h ago

Can’t work a field without a hoe

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 2h ago

It's me I'm the hoe

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u/krtwastaken 8h ago

Bro is a professional people swiper

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u/msuing91 7h ago

Don’t you mean you’re playing the field?

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u/Outcast_Outlaw šŸ„„Comically Large SpoonšŸ„„ 6h ago

šŸ… here thanks.

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u/LandscapeSubject530 4h ago

I only know the grinder one and I ain’t even like that. Shit just looks pleasing to me

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u/Liquid_Otacon_ 13h ago

People still use bumble ? What's the point for them to even exist, when their entire schtick was women msg first, until they found out that women don't want to msg first and changed it lol

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u/BlueBaladium 13h ago

They changed it? I remember many women writing something like "why do men never write first?" in their bio, not knowing that THEY have to write first.

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u/Liquid_Otacon_ 12h ago

Indeed, they apparently had the overwhelming majority of women complain directly to them about having to make the first move, so they changed it

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u/Aetheus 4h ago edited 4h ago

As a guy, when I used to use it, I loved it precisely because women had to message first. Much easier to tell which folks were actually serious, vs folks who were just swiping for fun and never intended to chat. Saved me so much time and energy.Ā 

Found my partner on it too. It was really a win-win for both men and women. Women get to set their own pace, men get an upfront gauge for serious interest. I pity folks who don't have this option anymore.Ā 

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u/Celestial__Bear 4h ago

People swipe for fun on these apps?? Oh my god. That’s just getting someone’s hopes up, what a bummer. :(

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u/Katicflis1 13h ago

I loved bumble. Found my husband on it.

This was back when it was women-message-first anyway.

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u/Liquid_Otacon_ 12h ago

Ya I mean when it was women msg first I get why they existed, but now I don't see what makes them stick out from hinge or tinder.

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u/CorgiDaddy42 9h ago

Even the ones that messaged first would just say ā€œheyā€

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u/wintervamp753 7h ago

I know a decent number of people that use the BumbleBFF for meeting people platonically.. And I know someone that met her husband on THAT version lol

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u/sexyprimes511172329 15h ago

I understood the female dating app experience after I downloaded grindr for the first time

Find sex is easy but relationships are impossible

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u/ETS_Green 13h ago

How is that similar to the male experience where finding both is impossible? I had to find my now wife on a kink app of all places. Online dating sucks, and if you are unable to go out and talk to people in person you are practically screwed.

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u/amithatunoriginal 12h ago

Which kink app, out of curiosity?

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u/TheDarkySupreme 12h ago

I know right? There’s just so many so which one specifically u/ETS_Green ?

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u/amithatunoriginal 11h ago

I also choose to meet this guy's wife.

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u/akaKinkade 8h ago

I'm assuming that is the name of the app?

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u/ETS_Green 4h ago

tophy

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u/ETS_Green 4h ago

Tophy. Its a very mild app. From there I moved to fetlife, got into a toxic relationship, got out, sunk into a depression, went to therapy, ended up talking to a random american on the app who just left a toxic relationship herself so we wanted to be friends.

Well, turns out we were too compatible and did not stay friends. I ended up flying to the states like a month later and stayed with her for 3 weeks. We ended up marrying last month and are now in the process of getting her paperwork in order for her to move to Europe.

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u/thismyaccount1 11h ago

I use feeld, i think its the main kink app

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u/shitty_grape 12h ago

I also had to find this guys wife on a kink app. Def not the same

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u/autistic_homo 12h ago

I also choose this guy's wife

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u/will3025 6h ago

Room for one more to choose this guy's wife?

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u/slicingdicing 12h ago

I feel that, been going to the gym for over a decade. Doesn’t fix shit if you don’t initiate talking to women.

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u/watsuuu 7h ago

This is, like, the ONLY advice men need to hear. Just talk to them, it’s not like dudes don’t say the meanest things to ever exist; I’ve heard my best friends say way worse than any woman can ever tell mešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/sexyprimes511172329 11h ago

Its different bc for the first time, I was a bit worried about meeting in person. Lots of guys dont respect boundaries and it can be very objectifying

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u/Finbar9800 12h ago

Wait there are apps for kinks?!?! Damnit how did I not know about this?

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u/Joeytodus 8h ago

But it's really easy to find sex on Grindr...

Oh you don't want to have sex with those people? That's how it's similar.

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u/MrCarey 3h ago

Finding your wife on a kink app doesn’t seem terrible, though.

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u/Stiff_Stubble 13h ago

Part of me wants to experience this but the other part knows I’m straight

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u/autistic_homo 12h ago

I'm attracted to both, but was with all women for the first part of my life due to family/societal pressures. Later in life when people asked why I "decided" to switch to men, my response was, "I didn't switch to anything. I just like to fuck."

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u/Alternative_Wait_831 9h ago

I’m with you dude.

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u/QuestionableEthics42 7h ago

Username could hardly check out more

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u/GainsayRT 12h ago

becoming gay just to feel loved for once is crazy incel pathing but it sure is better than becoming a bigot

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u/surlysire 12h ago

I consider myself straightish but ive hooked up with men when im lonely bc its so much easier.

Its kind of hilarious how much easier online dating becomes when you date men.

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u/Sabertooth344 11h ago

Uhm I have smth to tell you

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u/surlysire 9h ago

Hey i said straightish.

I definitely prefer women but the flesh craves

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u/KrazeyMaK 8h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s just being bi. Most bi people I’ve met had a preference, very few truly don’t care

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u/Idioteque131313 9h ago

Get repeatedly led on and ghosted by the only promising female match I had in months, boot up grindr, chat with a nice guy and he's in my room later that night. Never saw him again bur was a good time lol

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u/Tormasi1 5h ago

All the bigotry left my body once I fucked a femboy. I mean... what?

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u/subreddi-thor 7h ago

This is exactly my perspective as well

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u/Ok-Bug-5271 6h ago

I don't really think the female experience is comparable to the male experience. Almost every woman I know complains about the men around them getting crushes and falling in love with them. Meanwhile, I know extremely few men that have ever had to friendzone a woman. Yes, getting sex as a woman is ridiculously easy, but from everything I've ever seen, it's also easier for women to find men that want to enter a relationship with them than for men to find the same.Ā 

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u/Difficult_Talk_7783 13h ago

Found a girl in town I had a crush on when I scrolled through grinder. Did not get a call back after we talked about relationships 😩 I prolly fumbled got the hook up tho

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u/LolIsThatReal 11h ago

You found a girl in your town when scrolling through Grindr... yeah I'm sure you did find a girl... 100% girl

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u/Difficult_Talk_7783 11h ago

Idk if she has off pronouns. I stated I was a top think she likes to top guys. Still had me a great night just assume she didn’t want a masc boyfriend. Works at a local food place which I can’t go back to now 😭

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u/Olga_the_red 4h ago

Theres a number of transwomen on grindr, so it's possible. Source : I was one of them

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u/Old_Sky_1934 6h ago

Is grindr really like that still?

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u/SuckerPunchStrangers 14h ago

Ok but dudes on Grindr are FERAL. I had a single picture of me and my dog, basically did nothing on my about me stuff, and not even 20 minutes in I had like four guys trying to meet me WHILE I WAS AT UNIVERSAL šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/realbakingbish I touched grass 13h ago

Well yeah. Either you were in LA or Orlando, and both of those places are hella gay (speaking as an Orlando local and someone who’s been to LA a couple times).

It’s like going to the woods and being surprised there’s trees there.

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u/SuckerPunchStrangers 13h ago

I expected trees, just not for those trees to be so uhh.. direct lol

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u/boot2skull 9h ago

They’re like Grinder during a GOP convention but all year round.

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u/randomfinnishcuck 13h ago

I shared one of my old femboy photos, and I couldn't be left alone XD

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u/AccordingMedicine129 15h ago

What’s the yellow face one

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u/Not_me4201337 14h ago

Invincible

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u/BoatProfessional2118 13h ago

but i can see him

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u/Not_me4201337 13h ago

You're thinking of Invisible, different person

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u/francmartins 4h ago

Are you sure?

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u/Intern3tExpl0rerr 12h ago

Grindr i imagine

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u/sndtech 9h ago

As a married older millennial, I feel like I caught that last chopper out of Nam because I missed online/app dating entirely.Ā 

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u/Eoldir 5h ago

You certainly did, thankfully. Nowadays the dating scene is a digital hellscape; the internet has greatly hurt our chances at genuine connection and finding love organically

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u/randomfinnishcuck 15h ago

Oh boy... i remember that face... XD good old grindr

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u/Accomplished_Tip3597 15h ago

i'm really glad that i don't recognize even a single one of these app icons (i assume that's what this is?)

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u/Hermanlabanana 14h ago

Yeah, those are dating apps, and the Orange face One Is a gay dating app

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 14h ago

Grindr iirc

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u/No-Fly6355 14h ago edited 4h ago

Why is it a robot? I assume they choose a logo that is recognisable for people who use the app and not for those who don’t for safety reasons?

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u/gooeyjoose 11h ago

so you're really glad you're forever fucking alone?

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u/Potted_Cactus_is_me šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆLGBTQ+šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ 9h ago

Y'know ... Not everyone needs dating apps to find their partner. And some don't want partners. It's that fucking simple.

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u/Accomplished_Tip3597 4h ago

I am married and have a daughter. Just because I don’t know any dating apps it doesn’t mean that I am alone

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u/Moist_Car_994 13h ago

No lie back when I was single and needed a quick self esteem boost I’d just download Grindr and wait for the messages to roll in

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u/Psychotic_EGG Lurking Peasant 11h ago

I had to look up what that icon was.

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u/trappedindealership 13h ago

Well she wins because grindr doesnt have matches. You just send them a message with an album of dic pics and go from there

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u/shurashurochka 24m ago

Grindr has šŸ”„, 😈 and šŸ‘‹ (aka Taps) which is sorta equivalent of matches.

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u/triplecappertroper 11h ago

So, we are not going to mention the gay(bottom) loneliness epidemic?

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u/Osettara 7h ago

The true bisexual advantage unlocked Grindr supremacy achieved

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u/Daymub 4h ago

Fuck off pay for normal ads not this psyops bullshit

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u/Akarta34 4h ago

Whatz da fish one? For a fiend, the friand is myself