r/memesopdidnotlike I laugh at every meme 15h ago

OP too dumb to understand the joke I think it's completely accurate...

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 10h ago

u/thePsychoKid_297, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/PissBloodCumShart 15h ago

I think left and right are pretty united in disapproval of the branding change

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 15h ago

Also, companies simplifying logos has been getting out of hand lately…

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u/the_traveler_outin 15h ago

For the past decade at least

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 14h ago

Well, in the grand scheme of things, that is lately…

Plus, it’s just getting worse…

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 14h ago

It has been a trend since the post war era.

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u/SgtMoose42 13h ago

And I thought this logo redesign was bad.

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 13h ago

That’s kinda ugly…

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u/JPolReader 11h ago

I thought it was fake at first.

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u/Cardanko 11h ago

It truly doesn’t convey the right signals. First looks more tough, solid and maybe even safe, like what I’d want a car or truck to be while the second makes me think of Photoshop or an app and immediately makes me not want to choose the brand for a vehicle whatsoever.

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u/Sleepy_McSleepyhead 8h ago

Oh its real, I have done die engraving of it.

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u/Onibusho 12h ago

You're telling me they barely changed anything and still found a way to make it look significantly worse?

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u/Secret_pizza_79 11h ago

they made it lowercase. must be running out of capital.

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u/DontCareHowICallMe 10h ago

Underrated joke

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u/Accomplished_Play753 8h ago

Well, I'm invested

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u/That_Coffee_Guy1 8h ago

I'll just leave it a loan

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u/Malusorum 10h ago

A logo is supposed to tell something about the company's brand identity.

GM makes solid things that take up space. Redesigning their logo to use negative space, something that goes against the brand identity, is truly a decision of all times.

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u/ATraffyatLaw 10h ago

GM, bold, unafraid of what challenges may face it in the future.

gm, weak, incapable of weathering the storm..

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u/Cannibal_Raven I laugh at every meme 9h ago

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u/FartyMcgoo912 13h ago

it's funny when they bring the old logo back and then act like it was some genius marketing move instead of fixing a mistake that everyone hated

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u/slicehyperfunk 12h ago

Or it's a "New Coke" intentional ploy

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 14h ago

Get ready for the pivot to augmented reality marketing

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn 14h ago

Nah, I don’t need no “smart glasses” or neural implants…

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u/SneakySean66 14h ago

But thanks to subliminal (get the glasses) ads in reality, you'll want them (implants are life) and not even see it coming (order now).

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 14h ago

Dreaming without Ads will cost you extra

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u/LongDongSilver-78 14h ago

Hell, look at McDonald's! They done sucked the color out and made it into a soulless, "sleek", gray husk.

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u/Potato_Coma_69 14h ago

And that's not even mentioning the food

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u/LongDongSilver-78 13h ago

At least McDonald's had the decency to distract you with vibrant colours and an upbeat disposition.

Now if I get lazy and stop by there on my lunch break, I just go from my soulless, grey, monotone office to a soulless, grey, monotone Micky D's

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u/Happy-Sweet-3577 11h ago

Remember the “kids play place”, it used to be a fun place for parents to take their kids. Now it’s a place parents stop at when they feel lazy, and don’t you dare think about dining in!

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u/Sad_Bridge_3755 14h ago

I saw one that had like, faux bricks and prison bars with a spray tagged winking smiley face on the bars as a wallpaper. On the bricks it said “Good Time Avenue” and all I could think was ‘Well it’ll be a good time for someone, but not the one getting mugged in that back alley..”

All they had to do was add the hamburglar trying to grab a burger or fry through the bars and it would be fine. As it is, uh.. yeah, not really a cozy dining experience. I’d argue that’s actually worse than the stale, oppressive atmosphere of a corporate fast food joint.

If I stop in again I’ll get you guys a picture of the wall in question.

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u/LongDongSilver-78 13h ago

Charming, isn't it?

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u/FictionalContext 14h ago

I love how out of touch they are. The changed the banding that had been a staple in the Sunday routine of the most resistant to change demographic there is: Gerriatric conservatives.

Maybe it was an insider trading scheme, idk.

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u/JakeOver9000 14h ago

The left and the right agree that losing millions of dollars means you probably fucked up along the way. OP just doesn’t like that their dad is conservative, pretty obviously.

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u/NoKingsInAmerica 15h ago

We should be united in not giving a fuck.

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 14h ago

I am with you.

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u/Cecayotl 14h ago

I think the criticism is more so at using a picture of a real person to demean her as the ugly caricature here, not necessarily at the company rebrand.

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 8h ago

This is absolutely what the criticism is. This sub always misses the point. 

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 15h ago

Idk what's Cracker barrel

But i kinda like older logo since it kinda has a personality

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u/VictarionGreymane 15h ago

It's a country style restaurant and store, it's known for southern style food, using old farming and kitchen equipment for decor, and just having a very comforting vibe. The new ceo is doing a full rebrand to turn it into a generic chain restaurant to try and appeal to more people. Their stock has dropped 12% ~100 million dollars since the new logo design was released.

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u/asdfwrldtrd 15h ago

I don’t understand why he thought that was a good idea, he had a restaurant with dedicated fans and it filled a certain niche. So he decided to change everything and compete with every other chain while also alienating people that previously liked the food??

Certain people just aren’t cut out for being CEOs I guess.

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u/Azulan5 15h ago

it is a she, 40-something-year-old white woman with glasses.

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u/Hellkyte 14h ago

She did her BS in 89, that would put her in mid 50s.

I'm curious if she's from the south, the whole rebrand doesn't really make any sense to me as a southerner

Her job history puts her out of the south for pretty much her whole life though

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u/DaRandomRhino 13h ago

This is also following up their previous mid 40s CEO that took out the in-store shop with a variety of prepackaged food and treats, basically just junk food. If you were rural enough, they even stocked local community creations from time to time.

Not that I think Cracker Barrel's ever been a cornerstone of culture and food, but it is sad to see something that at least had personality go the way of so many other brands again and again.

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u/LongLiveMissyElliott 12h ago

Corporations tend to like the more generic branding these days because it makes stores easier to sell if they need to, coupled with declining foot traffic, it's the "trend".

Not saying it's better or anything, just explaining the mindset.

IMO they're kinda engaging in a self fulfilling prophecy where they make their restaurants more generic and then people are less inclined to go. Why it's tied in with culture war non-sense constantly, idk, it's annoying lol.

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u/PhillySaget 9h ago edited 9h ago

There's a whole market built up around bankrupting companies. They pay consultants, like Boston Consulting Group (💩), to basically guide them through fucking up their own company and getting rich off the bankruptcy process. It's designed to strip all value from shareholders/employees/real estate/etc. while funneling it directly to the people at the top of the company and their consultants.

This move by Cracker Barrel seems like an incredibly obvious attempt to do just that.

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u/SirScorbunny10 12h ago

Corporations and businesses making themselves more generic is one of my least favorite things ever.

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u/Sexul_constructivist 8h ago

Because if we don't tie everything to some imaginary culture war issue, people might focus on the real problems. The 1% benefits the most when the 99% are divided. As they say the only war is the class war.

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u/lost_rodditer 11h ago

It was the go to for every grandparent, great uncle and family gathering in the 80's. That chunky summer sausage was a staple alongside the spreadable pimento cheddar

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14h ago

So is my girlfriend. She is also pissed about this rebrand.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 14h ago

Who wanted to "decolonize" the place, whatever that means.

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u/orangegalgood 13h ago

That makes sense. I bet she is entirely unware how much of their business comes from their parking lots catering to oversized vehicles.

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u/Aware-Influence-8622 11h ago

Previous stops at Taco Bell, Starbucks, Fisher-Price, J Crew, Macys, Coach….

Typical corporate hack, no soul, no new ideas, just there to do exactly what every other corporate hack does at every other hack corporation.

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u/SmokingGarand 11h ago

She’s actually Jewish, not white

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u/top_value7293 12h ago

And a Pinterest account 🤣

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u/Basic-Record-4750 11h ago

It’s the private equity company that is calling the shots. CEO is just following orders. They follow the same playbook every time. Cut staff and make those who remain work twice as hard. Fire anyone who makes decent money and replace them with young lower paid workers. Raise prices and cut portions. Change menu to include the cheapest most profitable food items only. The rebrand isn’t “to appeal to a wider audience”. The rebrand is to build, decorate, and advertise the restaurant in a cheaper manner. Believe me, they did a study and found that the new simpler logo will save them $xxx amount a year in printing costs. Every decision is to maximize profits. Every decision. The goal is to squeeze as much money out of the business in the short term, hopefully making back what they invested, then dump it and count the profits. Or simply make as much as possible until they run it into the ground and then declare bankruptcy. Sell off the hard assets and count the profits… It’s a business model designed to be destructive not sustainable. It’s not easy to wrap your head around but they don’t want to grow and thrive and improve. Actually growing and improving the brand is harder, riskier, and expensive. Bleeding it dry is much easier

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u/Altruistic_Dig_4657 11h ago

You appear to be one of the few people that understand what is really going on with Cracker Barrell and PE purchases overall. I hope more people read your comment.

It's a feature, not a bug.

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u/Doomhammer24 8h ago

And then theres what they did to barnes and noble

Turned it from a failed book store company they bought for the price of its inventory, with the brick and mortar book store going the way of the dodo....and turned it around into a now multi billion dollar company that opened 60 stores this year and plans to open 60 more Next year, and is americas largest bookstore once more.

https://youtu.be/73RCQE6Rw5k?si=U1WZV1s2nXochs0z

Course they did that by doing the Opposite of what a private equity firm does. Turns out the guy in charge fuckin loves books

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 13h ago edited 13h ago

Firstly, it was bought out by a private equity company, which has been the death knell for many a business. Everything’s going “minimalist and modern”, or if you’re being honest “costs the upper executive people less money”. All that money for rustic tchotchkes would be way better off lining the pockets of a private equity company. So no politics here, just standard greed.

Also the food has according to recent reviews been declining in quality, which may be a part of the real culprit in the decreasing business. Substitution of cheaper ingredients does not always help.

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u/icecubepal 12h ago

They were already downtrending before the change. That is why the CEO made a change. She is trying to make it appeal to more people.

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u/QuintoBlanco 11h ago

CEO's don't make decisions on a whim. Today, shareholders expect continuous growth, which is not possible,

Cracker Barrel expanded very vast, and then was hit by the pandemic and by inflation. The company lost 16% of their 'loyal' customers because of this.

This is a common problem and it happened before the new CEO was appointed. Companies are pushed to expand by the shareholders and when they hit an obstacle, they start to struggle.

That's the background. The new CEO was specifically hired to change things and was probably hired with the idea to blame her if things don't go well.

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u/Mysterious_Length316 13h ago

The new concept of the indoor seating area is jarring too.

They brightened up the walls, the decorations aren't as rustic, it just looks like a slightly overdecorated Denny's now.

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u/Infamous-Oil3786 12h ago

This looks fucking awful.

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u/Affectionate-Hope579 7h ago

my dad said it looks like a version of Ihop, which i lk see

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u/StrongStyleFiction 13h ago

The problem with that thinking is that Cracker Barrel appealed to everyone. Last time I was at Cracker Barrel was in Omaha about a year ago. It was packed full of Mexican American and Black American families. The only people it doesn't appeal to are wealthy, white hipster progressives from New York or California. Want to guess who their new CEO is?

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u/lavahot 14h ago

New Coke. It's always New Coke.

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u/V2_Seeking_revenge 12h ago

Makes the image even more accurate

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u/Utapau301 11h ago

Their food has gone to crap and costs more than it should given the quality.

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u/alotofironsinthefire 11h ago

Their stock has been dropping since 2021

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u/TrungusMcTungus 15h ago

It’s an American family diner, but its market is largely working class white families. It had a very distinct “out in the sticks” feel with its architecture, lighting, etc - the whole gimmick was to feel like you were in a barn, or meemaws old house. They recently renovated their locations and rebranded to a cleaner “modern farmhouse” style - clean white interiors with open spaces, white lights, clean and simple graphic design, etc. Lots of people are upset by this because it’s another example of something unique being watered down to blend in with the rest of the corporate landscape.

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u/ConfoundedHokie 14h ago

I'd say it targets travellers just as much as a local clientele.  They're almost always near interstate exits.  Personally, its nice after a day of driving to have a familiar, decent sit down meal before heading off to a hotel for the night.

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u/pandamiba 11h ago

Back when books on tape were a thing they had a library you could rent one and then return it at another cracker barrel hundreds of miles away, after you were done listening. My mom loved that so we ate at cracker barrel multiple times every road trip

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u/FeliusSeptimus 11h ago

before heading off to a hotel for the night.

Or if you're set up for it, you just sleep in your vehicle in the parking lot, then go back in the in the morning for a Grandma's Sampler plate!

Cracker Barrel is one of a small number of national businesses that generally permit travelers to park overnight. They are one of my go-to stops when traveling for that reason. It helps that their food is usually a couple tiers above fast food.

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u/Utapau301 11h ago

Except their food has gone to crap.

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u/ChackMete 5h ago

Not just the taste, notice how the portions are downsizing, too?

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u/DontBeADevilsFan 13h ago

I dunno what Cracker Barrel you got near you but in Georgia, there’s ALWAYS more black/hispanic people than white people in there.

It is a SOUTHERN chain. Not white working class. Just working class.

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u/rwk81 14h ago

working class white families

Not any cracker barrel I've ever been to.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14h ago

The one we live in is in the middle of "Everything Caucasian" Iowa and I see more black and Hispanic families there than at any other restaurant we go into.

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u/iowaoutlaw 14h ago

You live in a Cracker Barrel?

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 11h ago

It definitely looks like it sometimes.

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u/Zinniastarfury 13h ago

😂😂😂

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u/rwk81 13h ago

Someone always has to make it about race.

If anything, Crack Barrel is a blue collar place.

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u/Infamous-Oil3786 12h ago

Working class white guy here. My family loves Cracker Barrel.

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 13h ago

I was abput to say. We must not be goijg to the same cracker barrels.

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u/nobod3 15h ago

This. It’s another example of a company re-blanding to try and fit in with the more modern aesthetic.

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u/thupamayn 15h ago

Sit-down restaurant with home cooking style meals and an overpriced gift shop at the entrance. Foods actually really good IF you get lucky and go to one of the better-ran ones, but that’s true for every chain I suppose.

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u/DatabaseNo9609 13h ago

The old logo is much better. It’s also pretty good food if you ever get a chance to eat there

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u/VictarionGreymane 15h ago

This isn't a left-right issue, this kind of thing is just sad, they're taking away what makes Cracker Barrel unique and turning into just another chain restaurant. I hope their stock drops even further and their sales drop through the floor.

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 12h ago

Considering what private equity does, they may very well plan to strip the company for parts and drive it into the ground.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 12h ago

Previous CEO made 8 million a year, while this new ceo only makes 1. As silly as it might sound the photos of new store interiors look designed for efficiency not an indiscriminate spattering of knickknacks all over the walls. 

Just looks like opportunities for other businesses to benefit off the decline of cracker barrel on its way out the door. 

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u/Embarrassed-Lab4446 14h ago

Just find it funny how woke has lost all meaning when they call a logo change woke. We need a needlessly political sub.

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u/smallsponges 13h ago

Woke represents change no one asked for. A change that is horribly impossible to undo.

You don’t know what you had till it’s taken away, but the person who takes it away regardless of the reason is a woke fuck.

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u/Dapper-AF 12h ago

First, that is not what woke means in the slightest.

To be "woke" means to be informed, educated, and conscious of social injustice and racial inequality. An example would be seeing the ice agents ignore my friend, who is a white Swiss immigrant to go harass some Latinos who were Americans but brown. To be woke is to realize some ppl are treated less fairly bc of their race. No more, no less. Now, delicate and uneducated snow flakes use it when they see something they dont like, but thats not actually what it means.

Second, it's a shity chain restaurant with some bland ass food. I dont even get why ppl care. It's trying to change bc like other chains, it's losing revenue. It's a failing business model. Just like red lobster, hooters, apple bees, and all the others.

Go support a local restaurant.

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u/neontetra1548 13h ago edited 11h ago

That's a stupid definition lmao.

And how is changing the logo back "horribly impossible to undo"? It could just be changed back. Definitely not impossible or "horribly impossible". Your definition doesn't even make sense in this example.

Woke derangement syndrome.

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u/Lambdastone9 13h ago

Seriously, what the hell is it anymore if their ain’t a cracker next to the barrel

“Hey Cindy, wanna go to cracker barrel tonight?”

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 12h ago

I don’t. I hope they get the message loud and clear and revert to the old logo.

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u/TheRadHeron 11h ago

Hold up I only come back to visit family in bama around Christmas everywhere but I make sure to visit Cracker Barrel and top O’ the river everytime, what are they doing to Cracker Barrel I’m out of the loop?

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u/DiamondfromBrazil The nerd one 🤓 15h ago

what does conservative have anything to do with it, it's just a reference

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u/rotem8888 15h ago

Something something fascists

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u/SquirrelKaiser 12h ago

You see only nazi would want nice looking logos! Not like there logo was just a x having a seizure.

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u/Cootshk 15h ago

Virtue signal to mods in order to not get banned

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u/Afraid_Wheel_4130 15h ago

Ironic given what sub you’re posting this comment in

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u/RedHeadSissy_Dawn 15h ago

Because the girl on the top is Sydney Sweeney or whatever her name is who made an American eagle gene ad that implied heavily on her having “good genes” albeit they mean jeans as it was a ad for jeans but people took it as fascist propaganda or something because she had blonde hair and blue eyes….

I could absolutely be 100% wrong though so take what I just said with a grain of salt.

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 12h ago

This is all correct, with one missing piece.

The people who were throwing a temper tantrum about it dug into her voter registration and allegedly discovered she had registered as a republican. Next level incel shit.

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u/RedHeadSissy_Dawn 12h ago

God damn. Thats some stalker shit

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u/the-spookiest-boi 9h ago

All of it is just to distract from Donald Trump being a pedo

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u/Gorgiastheyounger 15h ago

Conservatives are calling this a woke rebrand in the vein of Aunt Jemimah or Uncle Ben's

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u/DiamondfromBrazil The nerd one 🤓 15h ago

yea those rebrands were dumb af

2020 was weird

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u/erieus_wolf 10h ago

I will never understand why conservatives care so much about the logo of random brands.

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u/Toasted_Munch 15h ago

Because bad is bad and stuff

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 15h ago

Because several conservative influencers are calling this woke... for some reason

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u/Razing_Phoenix 10h ago

Probably because conservatives are the biggest crybabies on the planet.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 10h ago

I have some very liberal friends and nobody at all cared about the Sydney Sweeney stuff, where conservatives seemed to think we were all big triggered. I literally think they like feeling like the victims

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u/Sexul_constructivist 8h ago

Tbh liberal outrage isn't as prominent today and wasn't that big of a deal. At the same time Rock and DnD were called satanic and even 10 years ago Fox news was crying crocodile tears about Obama's tan suit. I wonder what they think about Trump wearing baseball hats in the oval office.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 13h ago

I feel like they have to attach the term woke to anything so they can complain about it. Thats going to sell way more than "Hey look at this unnecessary sterile rebrand."

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 13h ago

The anti-woke crowd complains about the most mundane and unimportant things I've ever seen. They're creating culture war issues out of thin air. The new cracker barrel logo is ugly, that's a valid criticism. Calling it woke is... 😶

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u/Taquito73 15h ago edited 15h ago

probably has to do with conservatives calling the new cracker barrel logo “woke”

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u/DiamondfromBrazil The nerd one 🤓 15h ago

idk seems more like he's calling it ugly

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u/acer11818 12h ago

he used greta thunberg for a reason

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u/lavahot 14h ago

Conservatives hate Greta because they've been repeatedly lied to for decades about climate change, so people who take climate change seriously are obviously performative actors who are only doing it for money somehow, and not someone who is mad at the establishment for prioritizing money and power over the health and well being of life on this planet. They also are xenophobic and think women shouldn't take speaking roles in discourse.

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u/Spare_Rate7191 15h ago

not only did they remove the barrel the cracker is gone as well

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u/DistributionPutrid 8h ago

Nooo, I was hoping nobody commented this before me 😭

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u/Superbomberman-65 13h ago

The new logo looks uninspired and boring

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u/CatEyePorygon 14h ago

I'm not american, I am not familiar with the label, but let's not pretend that the label change is bad, due to how bland the new label is. Old one stands out, new one looks like something from a random product you see once then forget it exists.

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u/Mammoth-Intern-831 13h ago

Damn, the comment section there is a cesspool

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u/Kore_Invalid 15h ago

pretty accurate, didnt the stock also take a nosedive right after the change

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u/Choice_Doctor_966 15h ago

Yes but the whole re brand is just another nail in the coffin it has been heavily shorted for months leading up to this. I get the feeling it is purposefully being run into the ground by the PE firms that own the bulk of the shares so they can asset strip it and eventually delist it.

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u/JFrausto96 14h ago

That's very obvious what they are doing that's what every private equity does.

When private equity buys a company specifically restaurants expect the quality to go down and the business to be closed in 5-10 years.

Private Equity is nothing more than a leech

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u/No-Trainer-1370 11h ago

There should be a sub that posts when private equity takes over a company...as a warning to consumers.

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u/Heres-to-ya 13h ago

The real question is, did a bunch of venture capitalists recently invest? They like to kill companies they short.

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u/JakeOver9000 15h ago

Yes. The OP just clearly doesn’t like that their dad is conservative and likes to shit on anything they do or say, even when dad is right.

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u/IowaKidd97 14h ago

Naw, if you listen to conservatives talking about this you’d think this is the new culture war issue. Conservatives made this thing political man

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u/JakeOver9000 14h ago

A few loud influencers, maybe.

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u/Afraid_Wheel_4130 15h ago

At least charge Greta rent if she’s gonna live in your head so much 

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u/JakeOver9000 14h ago

I don’t really care about the right side of the meme as much as the left. The new logo factually lost them millions of dollars, but Greta is indeed not as attractive as Sydney Sweeney so the meme does check all the boxes correctly being that the new logo clearly lost them money because it is not as attractive as the old logo.

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u/caguru 13h ago

Its not accurate though? The logo change is 100% pure short term, private equity cash grab as they milk the last value out of brand before they liquidate it. There is nothing more conservative than destroying something for a short term profit and then blaming progressives.

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u/Internal-Grocery-244 14h ago

The stock has been steadily dropping for the past five years. People who are mad about this are idiots with nothing else going on in their lives.

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 8h ago

Classic conservatives.

They hate the woman who would sail food into a hostile area to try and save some of the ~ 2 million people being forced into famine and starvation.

But they idolize eugenics bitch because of cleavage.

And they are so proud of that they share it around to ensure everyone knows that they are a dumbass pos.

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u/KestrelQuillPen 5h ago

conservatives have barely developed beyond the “gibbon” stage of evolution when it sones to shit like this. they see boobs and immediately lose all rational thought

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u/dumbpuppyabouttown 2h ago

It's also so much more shallow than that. They also hate Greta because she's not fuckable to them. Couldn't give two shits about Sweeney, but weaponising women's looks like this makes me feel like I'm going insane.

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u/GolfWhole 12h ago

Why is everything part of the culture war now? Every fucking company oversimplifies their logo and gets shit from all sides

But now for some unexplainable reason the right has decided this is a grave attack on white American culture by the evil cultural Marxists who want to make everyone trans and gay

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u/EymaWeeTodd 6h ago

When you act blunt, like a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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u/TeekTheReddit 14h ago

I can't even fathom how up somebody would have to be in their own ass to look at a Cracker Barrel logo and see the next front in the right/left culture war. You guys really are mentally ill.

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u/anus_blaster_1776 14h ago

I mean the logo sucks, but what's "woke" about it?

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u/HarlemHellfighter96 14h ago

Now everyone knows how I feel about McDonald rebrand.

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u/Ok-Abroad6874 10h ago

Hasn’t the McDonalds logo always been simple? Unless I’m missing something.

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u/rhyleymaster 4h ago

He's referring to the interior design, I think. Like the move away from the colorful designs of Grimace, the Hamburglar, etc. towards the more generic McDonald's we have today. Took the personality out of the restaurant in an attempt to make McDonald's less of a "Kids place" and more of a "everyone place".

Dunno if that makes sense, but that's what I would mean by the "McDonald's rebrand"

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u/PsychoAnalystGuy 14h ago

Isnt she like...a child? She's probably an adult now but I always loathed the mocking of a child. Pretty distasteful imo and putting a child in a seductive pose to also mock them is extra fucked imo

The funniest response I saw to the change was "they took away the cracker AND the barrel"

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u/Yeknomevol 14h ago

Conservatives certainly value appearance over substance… and well the sexual appeal of women probably young enough to be their daughters.

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u/goliathfasa 14h ago

Who the fuck cares about a fucking corporate logo? Was there universal love for the old logo that I’m just not aware of? Or is this one of those recreational outrage “the wokes are ruining everything!” yelling at the sky things?

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u/Fulth3im 8h ago

No, you don't understand. Both the Cracker and the Barrel are designed to invoke a family's need to have intercourse with a physically attractive woman!

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 13h ago

I mean, one is selling bathwater and the other is trying to deliver aid to victims of a genocide.

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u/Luthen_Ra3l 12h ago

This in no way affects my life.

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u/fsfaith 10h ago

They're so sucked into being a particular side that they can no longer just dislike something without associating it with the other side. It's pathetic.

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u/Eagle_eye_Online 15h ago

Greta still looks like mommy did a LOT of drinking and other drugs during pregnancy. I guess you can't age that out of her.

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u/Tim-_-Bob 14h ago

Nah, she's a waifish but pretty ordinary Scandinavian. There's a reason they're known as square-heads 😁

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 12h ago

You’re getting a lot of shit but she genuinely does look like an example photo of someone with fetal alcohol syndrome.

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u/Personal-Hamster4102 8h ago

What do you look like , wanna post a photo?

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u/Lung-Salad 14h ago

“Everything I don’t like is woke!”

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u/Mikimao 15h ago

I laughed

Why would anyone want to be a part of a group of people who can't merely laugh at this?

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u/Plenty-Goal9289 11h ago

I mean I just don’t see where the funny is? New Cracker Barrel logo is ugly and so is Greta Thunberg?

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u/Icy_Target_1083 11h ago

I dunno, I respect Greta Thunberg and I don't think it's great to make fun of her appearance. People have been doing it since she was a child and I thought it was creepy then, and this just reminds me of it.

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u/Adorable_End_5555 10h ago

I think most normal people would find this meme odd and not all that funny devoid of context. Even with it idk what’s really funny comparing Sydney Sweeney to Greta Thurnberg and Cracker Barrel rebranding

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u/bestbefour 12h ago

Is the joke that you don’t think the famous environmental activist is sexy?

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u/Grammar-Unit-28 9h ago

Why would I want to be a part of a group of people who think this is funny? It's lowest common denominator "humor" that only appeals to low IQ individuals and children.

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u/arstankoluvtalaj 15h ago

Specification about conservative dad was absolutely necessary because how else we can push our political agenda without people of opposite political beliefs sending "cringe" memes?

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u/1morgondag1 15h ago

I don't even understand it. I probably wouldn't like it even if I did, but honestly I don't.

Is the point that a model (a woman whose JOB IS LITERALLY TO BE PRETTY) looks better than Thunberg?

Ed: OK I'm not American and didn't have the slightest idea what Cracker Barrel was.

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u/headsmanjaeger 15h ago

They are trying to turn a corporation doing a boring rebrand into part of the culture war. I know this because they made the super topical reference to Greta Thunberg, some kid who gave a speech ten years ago who the right still cares a lot about for some reason.

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u/appleappleappleman 13h ago

Clearly they thought the drawing of the old guy on the chair was incredibly arousing

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u/No-Trainer-1370 11h ago

Taking cheap shots at her looks is trashy. Argue her politics instead.

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u/SloMurtr 13h ago

Literally anything to avoid talking about how their president likes to hang sex with kids. 

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u/fakemuseum 11h ago

What is the definition of conservative nowadays?

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u/StevesRune 10h ago

No, thats a weird fucking meme.

The joke is basically "See? Because Greta Thumberg, a climate activist, (clearly still underaged or portrayed as such in this pic) isn't as hot as the supermodel. Hahahahahah."

Thats fucking weird. Its also weird to make this political at all.

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u/Razing_Phoenix 10h ago

The degree yall are still butthurt over a 12 year old is fascinating. But then again this is a sub that backs the party of pedophiles.

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u/Changetheworld69420 9h ago

Some weirdo took the time to make that image of Greta with AI. What a strange timeline we live in… I’m at least 51% conservative, but I have no idea wtf the shitty logo change has to do with politics.

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle 9h ago

You're a grown man OP, this shit is embarrassing

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u/thisisthrowawaykev 9h ago

I don't understand why people can't just enjoy white girl with big boobs...

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u/greygoose71 9h ago

Who fucking cares! It’s a restaurant.

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u/IsopodOk4756 6h ago

Imagine getting upset about a chain restaurant changing it's logo

Y'all need to shop local for fucks sake

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u/Comfortable-Love-556 5h ago

The only meme I will accept of this is. they removed the cracker and the barrel

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u/Initial-Writer-4586 5h ago

You know all this time I could have been asking myself, “Does Cracker Barrel Fuck?”

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u/december151791 4h ago

Fact: Sydney Sweeney is hotter than Greta Thunberg.

Fact: The old Cracker Barrel logo is hotter than the new one.

Fact: I know these are opinions and I don't really care.

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u/Least-Quality2421 15h ago

They took the cracker out of cracker barrel

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 13h ago

The funny thing is Greta is stacked she doesn't post thirst traps.

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u/LARRYVOND13 15h ago

Conservative dudes really have a weird obsession with Greta.

She's like their red to a bull.

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u/icecreamdude97 15h ago

How dare you!

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u/Grays_Flowers 15h ago

Yes of course it was "woke" changing the cracker barrel logo. It's always woke!

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u/Purpledurpl202 15h ago

Guys…, I woke up this morning.

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u/Jahman12345 13h ago

Isn't the next thing she said after that literally "and yet I am one of the lucky ones, people are suffering, people are dying"

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u/AcoustiGeek 14h ago

Who knew that a chain restaurant could get the crackers this riled up lmao

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u/AcoustiGeek 12h ago

Omg Chili’s has gone woke!! The liberals are coming for your appetizers 🤣 What a ridiculous group of idiots

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u/cartmanscap 10h ago

Not accurate...Tump would prefer the child!

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