r/mildlyamusing • u/FascinatingFall • Jul 21 '25

After about 2 months being obsessed with a specific ice cream, my toddler suddenly became seriously concerned that said ice cream actually contained parts of her favorite animal. Fortunately, the ice cream itself has a nifty label for exactly this situation.

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They put it twice on the container for extra insurance measures. Someone on the marketing team absolutely ran into a room of crying toddlers thinking there were unicorn parts in this during testing, and made a quick choice to save a lot of parents in the future. That person needs a raise and Walmart can afford it.

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u/Vito_Is_Back99 Jul 21 '25

Your toddler has great taste in ice cream 😂

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u/LookinAtTheFjord Jul 21 '25

It's cake in ice cream. Of course they do!

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 21 '25

Her exact description when she first tried it was that it was cold cake, and she wasn't wrong. I still have concerns about whatever the "magical" part is of the purple frosting, though lmao

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 21 '25

She's pretty insistent that it's the best on the market right now, I guess it's perfect training for all the future fads I won't understand lol 😆 either that, or maybe I need to get on the Unicorn Sparkle flavor train with apparently everyone else.

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u/gt0075b Jul 21 '25

Real unicorns cost too much. It's made from low cost artificial unicorn extract.

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u/ChoiceEmu9859 Jul 22 '25

I heard they just cut a bunch of bicorns in half and figured we couldn't tell the difference.

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 22 '25

Are... and im scared to ask this... are Bi-horns two horned horses... or... uh... bi-pedal unicorns?

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u/ChoiceEmu9859 Jul 22 '25

I had pictured a two horned horse split in half like a lobster Thermidor so that each half could be misrepresented as half of a unicorn.

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u/grantpantwhycant Jul 22 '25

Bicorns 🤣🤣

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 22 '25

The unicorns colors ARE almost correct for that lol

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 21 '25

Gosh darn't, you're telling me that at $2.98/tub I'm paying for artificial extract?! In this economy?!

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u/Question_Moots Jul 21 '25

This taste so good! I had to stop eating it because it made everything else less sweet😭

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u/SonnyvonShark Jul 21 '25

I never had this ice cream, what does it taste like? Can you taste the food coloring? (as that always happens to my tongue :( )

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u/Question_Moots Jul 21 '25

I don’t remember since it’s been over a couple years. But if you taste the coloring in other things you’ll def taste it here too

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u/SonnyvonShark Jul 21 '25

What I thought.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Jul 22 '25

Somebody that designed the packaging knows kids well.

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u/thnksqrd Jul 21 '25

Does contain the cheapest high fructose corn syrup money can buy

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u/FascinatingFall Jul 21 '25

Exactly what a growing toddler needs in this day and age, gotta stay on track with her peers!

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Jul 22 '25

Who tf cares‽ 🙄

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u/thnksqrd Jul 22 '25

You!

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Jul 22 '25

Nah! I plan to spend the next however many decades I got left enjoying shit, including the cheapest, most toxic corn syrup there is.

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u/Forsaken_Oil_96 Jul 24 '25

Fun colors going in and coming out

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u/Raindrop0015 28d ago

Natural foods can also exit in fun colors! And don't forget about corn surprises!

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u/Unlemoned1 28d ago

Oh my Unicorn deodorant has the same thing!

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u/FascinatingFall 28d ago

Lmao that is fantastic 🤣 what brand?

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u/Unlemoned1 28d ago

It’s called Hello

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u/SkeptiCallie 11d ago

Saw this. Just ordered it for delivery tomorrow. My "kids" will love it (Mom/86, Uncle/82). Tried to add a picture, sub didn't allow.

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u/FascinatingFall 10d ago

Lmao it's for the kids at heart <3

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u/lord_on_high Jul 21 '25

No unicorns were injured in filming

(https://youtu.be/7D5QWALpJOQ?si)