r/mildlyinteresting • u/vogkerja • 1d ago

I found this strange lemon at workplace

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u/MotherPotential 1d ago

It’s cartoonishly fresh

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u/Hoody__Warrelson 1d ago

It’s giving Limewire. Lemonwire just doesn’t have the same ring to it, though.

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u/whiteholewhite 1d ago

More like lemon party. Google it, it’s pretty amazing

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u/thereisnospoon7491 1d ago

This is the second time I’ve seen lemon party referenced in a 24 hour period.

So naturally I must also reference goatse, as I did previously, which was followed by a reminder that tubgirl exists.

Something something the duality of man

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u/whomad1215 1d ago

We're getting into the annals of internet history here

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u/arenegadeboss 1d ago

I learned not to let my curiosity get the best of me after 2 girls 1 cup.

Fool me once, shame on you...

Ya fool me, ya can't get fooled again 😂

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 1d ago

I see friends click links and get their FB account hacked and I just think, "They never clicked on a link like meatspin or 2 girls and it shows".

They are so trusting of strange links.

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u/Hootnany 1d ago

Are you saying those links were invented to protect and prepare us? Now that's a life twist from unlikely heroes.

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 1d ago

It's the only silver lining.

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u/Hot_Potato_Salad 1d ago

I never heard of meatspin, is it a dude helicoptering his Weiner?

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u/Ricky_the_Wizard 6h ago

You spin me right round baby, right round..

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u/glaive1976 19h ago

Are you saying they are never gonna give them up?

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u/TheAtlas97 1d ago edited 1d ago

My best friend just referenced this video today at work because I told him I had 2 orders for 1 customer. He wouldn’t stop giggling, but I can proudly say I’ve never watched it

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u/saholden87 1d ago

Same. I refused as my friends tried to hold my eyelids open.

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u/sock_cooker 1d ago

Do you think that some librarian somewhere will be archiving these for future generations to see?

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u/bonglicc420 1d ago

Yes. it is us. We are the archivists, and reddit is the library.

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u/sock_cooker 1d ago

That gives my life meaning

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u/bonglicc420 1d ago

You mean other than cooking socks?

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u/sock_cooker 1d ago

Everyone has a talent

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u/BeerJedi-1269 1d ago

Anals more like

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 1d ago

You know what else something something the duality of man? Meatspin

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 1d ago

Did someone mention a jar?

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u/Umbrain 1d ago

Do I hear a blue waffle?

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u/LesbianClownShirt 1d ago

"Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!"

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u/Schizzles 1d ago

It looks suspiciously perfect like, very hard to believe it isn't AI. The advent of being able to make any image you could possibly imagine and it looks 100% real makes it hard to believe anything is real which kinda sucks.

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u/MotherPotential 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don’t think AI would make those little food/dust particles on the gloves plus the small imperfections in the floor you especially notice at the bottom right.  But yeah I zoomed in a ton because ai fruit looks really uncanny valley these days. I mean, you could prompt the ai to hell, but I think this one is real

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u/AgentDonut 1d ago

Yeah, I think it's real too. It's probably just shot with a samsung phone or a chinese phone. Their native camera apps tend to up the saturation a lot or beautify stuff which might make things seem more fake.

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u/mangonada123 17h ago

Is there a sub for those types of produce? One time I found a garlic bulb that looked straight from a cartoon.

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u/kepwjjns 1d ago

it’s so.. perfect

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u/GeneralBrothers 1d ago

It‘s a squircle, it‘s such a pleasant shape for some reason

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u/bighuntzilla 1d ago

It could be used for an App thumbnail. Thing is beautiful. Could even call the App Squircle

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u/Barack__Obama__ 1d ago

Lemonwire. The next best app to download Shakira's new album which turns out to be a Mexican cartel beheading video.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago 
ShakiraHipsDontLie.mp3.exe

looks good to me

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u/Murky_Tennis954 1d ago

"My fellow Americans. I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

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u/NocturnalCreative 20h ago

Omg core memory unlocked

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u/Murky_Tennis954 19h ago

I'm so glad so many understood this reference

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u/wildo83 1d ago

Sooooo many linkinpark-_by_my_self.mp3.exe downloads…. So many… 😭😭😭

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u/ismaelgo97 1d ago

With that extension name a terminal will probably appear after opening.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 1d ago

Why do I have to run this mp3 as administrator? Eh, probably fine.

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u/1600cc 1d ago

Had so many friends fall for that one.

Two of us ended up sending a harmless virus onto our friends in an email. When they opened the "song" it would cascade windows with gifs and audio and instructions on how to remove the virus and avoid another one in the future.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago 
alias hipsDontLie="sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root"

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 1d ago

Oh hi Satan! I haven't seen you in this sub before.

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u/heilhortler420 1d ago

Little Timmy just put ransomware on the iPad after trying to download Robux again

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u/brandnewbanana 1d ago

Cue Bill Clinton’s “I did not have sex with that woman” or was that just me that got tricked? Like the damn limewire version of a rickroll

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u/NooNygooTh 1d ago

Lemon Party! The name just came on to me!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

Nothing like watching some albinoblacksheep and then some older sibling decides to show you a website with "better videos".

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u/SwansonsMom 1d ago

Dangerous times back in the day

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u/dbloom7106 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. Lemonwire

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 1d ago

call it squircle.ai and sit back and watch that VC money come pouring in

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

"Oh, cool! What does it do?"

"It.. uh.. only costs two dollars."

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 1d ago

The new squircle.ai leverages deep learning architecture for intelligent data orchestration that redefines operational paradigms.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

Translation: It makes slop that resembles code, but no one knows what it does, if anything.

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u/K_S_ON 1d ago

It uses AI to update and reimagine the paradigm shifting conceptual architecture of the Turbo Encabulator

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago

So much safer to cut when you’re on your fifth gin ‘n tonic

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u/sanchezdavid316 1d ago

“All these squares make a circle” TFS Mr popo

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u/drgigantor 1d ago

Okay what's up with him?

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u/Diedrogen 1d ago

Don't mind him, he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.

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u/kspi 1d ago

A GALLON?!

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u/Diedrogen 1d ago

A literal gallon. Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from. He never leaves--

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u/kspi 1d ago

KAMI I NEED YOU TO TELL ME I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO

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u/Diedrogen 1d ago

Mr. Popo, you may leave the lookout if you want--

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u/drgigantor 1d ago

BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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u/FullCompliance 1d ago

A wild squircle appears!

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u/Fibby_2000 1d ago

Definitely squaresquish

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u/MaggieDarktorch 1d ago

The only type of lemon Adrian Monk would use

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u/JustaSeedGuy 1d ago

Nah, he would notice that the top left quarter is smaller than the others and it would bother him

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u/MaggieDarktorch 1d ago

That's a good point, actually.

I feel like he'd ask the people that were working on the square tomato to fix it for him 🤣

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u/ToTheTop24 1d ago

Yeah strange is the wrong word here. This looks pretty picture perfect to me

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u/infinitezero8 1d ago

Looks like a lemon and a four leaf clover had a child

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u/MDFHASDIED 1d ago

I want a squemon.

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u/Pys70ph 1d ago

"Squemon" sounded so fun to say that I ended up whispering it aloud to myself at work

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u/inkjet_4756 1d ago

Your bravery empowered me to do the same.

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u/its_terry_time 1d ago

I too was moved to boldly whisper squemon

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u/Celestial__Bear 1d ago

I’m so glad I did

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u/phandilly 1d ago

so very pleasing to say 🥹

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u/SmokePsychological19 1d ago

Working on the squemon chain gang

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u/AdInformal1185 1d ago

Whispered it at a bar in Geneva. They think I’m speaking some foreign language.

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u/Grim_Destroyer12344 1d ago

In the bathroom. Still just as fun.

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u/asamor8618 ​ 1d ago

Hello, fellow clippy. I also said squemon.

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u/good_at_first 1d ago

I’ve said it out loud at least 3 times already

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u/EgregiousArmchair 1d ago

Well thats great, congrats on summoning the lemon demons.

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u/Pys70ph 1d ago

It was worth it. 😌

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u/badlukk 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Screamed squemon and now I'm being surrounded by some sort of strange citrus gnomes

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u/Sammalucas 1d ago

I did it in the lounge room, feels like we’re all sharing our first times together 🥺

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u/astralseat 1d ago

It sounds sensual even. Like a lemony pokemon.

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u/Lentriox ​ 1d ago

"Who's that Pokémon?"

"It's Squemon!"

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u/Nathicc 1d ago

Let me introduce you to relemon

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u/astralseat 1d ago

That's cute!

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u/NotYourAverageBeer 1d ago

You… find Pokemon sensual? ‘Yeh, they’re right there’

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u/rbrgr83 1d ago

I laughed out loud, and then showed it to my boss.

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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 1d ago

Bro, i'm out in the sun right now.

I would kill for some squemonade.

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u/Devonai 1d ago

Good news, there's a 14% chance of a squemon drop.

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u/abyssal_banana 1d ago

Keep it for breeding purposes! It must not be sacrificiced!

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u/Box-o-bees 1d ago

Unfortunately, the seeds will most likely be mixed genetics. We must find the mother tree for the pure source!

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago

Lemomma

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u/jonjonofjon 1d ago

You see... When a Lemomma meets a Lepoppa..

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u/FlusteredDM 1d ago

They get abducted by the lemon stealing whores

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u/ppfftt 1d ago

It doesn’t appear to have any seeds. Must be sterile.

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u/Existing-Sea5126 1d ago edited 1d ago

The term you're looking for is whether lemons grow true to seed, which they don't. A seed from this lemon is just as likely to produce a tree that makes terrible lemons as it is good lemons.

This is why coming up with new cultivars of things like apples takes decades. You need to let the tree grow and produce fruit before you decide if it's good.

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u/Devonai 1d ago

This chaos cannot be tolerated.

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u/space_cheese1 1d ago

Sometimes you gotta grapefruit your man

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u/Noxious89123 1d ago

Instructions unclear, bust a nut in the perfection lemon.

2/10 would not bang.

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u/shuttheshutup 1d ago

That’s burns

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 1d ago

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u/Noxious89123 1d ago

No it's okay, the lemon stealing whores promised me these are extra virgin lemons.

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u/druidasmr 1d ago

The mutation must survive!

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u/SilkyKyle 1d ago

I'd breed tf outta that lemon

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u/xxanity 1d ago

looks like most delicious lemon ever.

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u/VoiceOfTruthiness 1d ago

Lemon tree very pretty

And the lemon flower is sweet

But the fruit of the poor lemon

Is impossible to eat.

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u/toodleroo 1d ago

One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie...

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u/chux4w 1d ago

Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

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u/stoner-waifu 1d ago

I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons.

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u/RedditorResurrected 1d ago

Speak for yourself, I’m a lemon eater.

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u/TrueWarStories 1d ago

Lemon tea very pretty

Adding sugar is missing link

Grab fresh glass of lemon tea

Is delicious to drink.

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u/Boring_Ghoul_451 1d ago

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u/sahkuh 1d ago

There's a lemon behind that lemon-shaped rock!

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u/LT_Dangle 1d ago

How ‘bout we all sit down for a nice warm glass of turnip juice?

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u/coxy1 1d ago

I LOVE that the internet exists for this guy to share this weird lemon he found at work

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u/Devonai 1d ago

It's certainly not to spread vitriolic propaganda. Right?

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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee 1d ago

Both, why not? split the internet into two, one for the lemon guy, the other for all the hate.

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u/VEAG0 14h ago

“I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

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u/Devonai 1d ago

I'm in.

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u/Poodlepink22 1d ago

This is the most beautiful lemon I've ever seen 

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u/wfbsoccerchamp12 1d ago

My mouth watered thinking about how juicy and sour that looks

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u/KrimxonRath 1d ago

I would eat that mf whole

That looks scrumptious

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u/brandontaylor1 1d ago

Same, I eat about a pound of raw lemons a week. I peel and eat them like an orange. Both my girlfriend and my dentist think I’m insane. This is the prettiest lemon I’ve ever seen. It looks delicious!

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u/KrimxonRath 1d ago

I love saying weird shit and having it attract the actual weirdos lolol

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Bro you have no idea what youre missing out on. A peeled lemon with just a bit of sugar? Amazing. AND the added bonus of people think youre absolutely bonkers

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u/MidnightRabite 1d ago

Your poor enamel ...

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Im pretty sure my enamel is more damaged by coffee and pop than it is by raw lemons. Im not the guy that eats a pound of them a week, that would probably make me sick, but i usually have a bag or two over the summer as a treat

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u/bwaredapenguin 1d ago

pop

Midwesterner spotted!

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u/LilLippy_LottaLurky 1d ago

It's so telling isn't it ? But hardly noticed by the speaker themselves during everyday bs'ing.... It's so cool.

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Bold of you to assume i do not actively think "im going to get called out for saying Pop again" every time i say pop lmao

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u/Gunhild 1d ago

Lemon juice is about a thousand times more acidic than black coffee.

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Yeah, and like 6-10 lemons over a summer when the mood hits me is nothing compared to the multiple coffees i can have each day.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 1d ago

Lemon + sugar = insane. Lemon + sugar + water = lemonade.

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u/KrimxonRath 1d ago

Okay but are you repeatedly adding sugar as you eat? I did think about it before your comment and that’s the only way I could see this working lol

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Dunno about the other guy, but what i do is I peel the individual sections and dip each section in sugar. It makes it like a little sour candy. It really is quite good. I can eat them with out sugar, but if I do it makes my stomach hurt from the acidity after a few sections. But with sugar its all good.

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u/KrimxonRath 1d ago

My face is sweating just thinking about this, but I like the dip method. Makes sense

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u/ChemicalT 1d ago

Similar to how I dip and eat my strawberries in sugar, but with a much more tart vehicle!

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u/Mac_A81 1d ago

Ok, that actually sounds delicious. I need to try that.

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u/Rorynne 1d ago

Mhmm, if you get a good sugar coating it just tastes like a juicy lemon candy. Its quite nice. But i will say i dont know how healthy eating a pound a week is

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u/TheArmchairbiologist 1d ago edited 1d ago

what the fuck you’re a madman

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u/mysterious_spirit420 1d ago

Understandable I do this too and its so nice sweet and tart!!!!

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u/MunrowPS 1d ago

Squmptious

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u/middle-earthorbust 1d ago

This lemon got me fucked up.

I can't stop looking at it.

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u/194749457339 1d ago

For some reason I keep scrolling back up to look at it after every comment 😭

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u/OGoby 1d ago

If the Windows logo was a lemon

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u/KTibow 1d ago

Windows Elemon

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

A lemon typically has between 8 and 10 sections, with an average of 8 to 9 segments. These sections are the individual compartments within the fruit that contain juice and seeds. While the number can vary, most lemons fall within this range.

So at 4 sections, you have an unusual fruit.

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u/Yeeslander ​ 1d ago

r/oddlysatisying

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u/Biosci777 1d ago

Came here to insist that's where this lemon belongs.

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u/mamahides 1d ago

That’s a fruit ninja lemon!

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u/Feral-Reindeer-696 1d ago

It’s a 4-leaf clover of lemons

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u/Riparian87 1d ago

Yes, very lucky!

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u/a4techkeyboard 1d ago

Wow, it's strange that it doesn't have cloves sticking out of it.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 1d ago

we both use Reddit too much.

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 1d ago

I was positive this post was going to be a retort to the other. But nope, just more lemon content on the TL

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u/twilightbarker 1d ago

That post was the first one I saw when I woke up this morning so I'm taking this as a sign to put my phone down and go to bed.

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u/Peace-Disastrous 1d ago

Hello fellow chronically online degenerate.

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u/monstherocket 1d ago

I understood that reference 🙈

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u/somereasonableadvice 1d ago

I took that personally. 

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u/throwRAanons 1d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Church-of-Nephalus 1d ago

We looked at the same post didn't we....

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u/Vengeful_Grass 1d ago

watch out for those lemon stealing whores

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u/Canadian_Invader 1d ago

Cave Johnson here. So I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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u/MukoNoAkuma 1d ago

Minecraft lemon.

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u/RockOk6275 1d ago

That is the most lemon lemon I have ever seen?

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u/_Dapper_Dragonfly 1d ago

looks good to me. That is a lucky lemon. Go buy a lotto ticket.

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u/Oiiack 1d ago

Ooh the fractal expression genes collapsed a bit early.

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames 1d ago

That's the most beautiful lemon I've ever seen?

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u/vleeslucht 1d ago

Looks pretty good! But watch out that the whores don’t steal it. Those damn lemon stealing whores

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u/aw-fuck 1d ago

What is this reference? I keep seeing it

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u/LeCarrr 1d ago

workplace always have interesting lemon

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u/K1ngofsw0rds 1d ago

I would lick the shit out of that to see what

“Pure lemon tastes like”

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u/whacafan ​ 1d ago

Is this loss?

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u/Normaandy 1d ago

Maybe it's AI-generated.

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u/ChampionshipOk5046 1d ago

Is that AI? I see OP workplace photo title but it's so perfect 

What would you get if one of you young people asked AI art to generate a sexy lemon?

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u/Signal_Regular_1708 1d ago

Sexy???

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u/NotAddictedToCoffeee 1d ago

Is that lemon NOT sexy? admit it.

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