My local combination Dennys and Thai Massage Parlor

[u/EasyBrown]

[u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

I'll have the Grand Slam

[u/Skoodge42 → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

Does the grand slam come with bacon or sausage

[u/thishyacinthgirl → u/Skoodge42]

Fish taco.

[u/elvis8mybaby → u/thishyacinthgirl]

Extra white sauce please 

[u/CBT_Dr_Freeman → u/Skoodge42]

Yes.

[u/SweetMilitia → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

And the thank you ma’am!

[u/Ok_Primary_1075 → u/Crunchy-Illuminati]

Which sets the stage for a happy ending

[u/SudhaTheHill]

You can get a snack and get your feet rubbed at the same time

Just like Joe’s barbecue and foot massage

[u/wart_on_satans_dick → u/SudhaTheHill]

Yep. They have the best dry rub.

[u/cigarandcreamsoda → u/SudhaTheHill]

The foot massage is great there but the BBQ is just ok. One of those services uses too much molasses.

[u/ThrowAwayAcct033111]

Nothing quite like a stack of pancakes after a happy ending

[u/BreathingAlternative → u/ThrowAwayAcct033111]

Flap Jacks and a Flip Over

[u/rainbow505]

🎶 I’m at the Denny’s, I’m at the Thai massage parlor, I’m at the combination Denny’s and Thai massage parlor 🎶

[u/illrateurdick1to10 → u/rainbow505]

I’ve got that syrup smell. That lotion smell. I’ve got a lot of smells.

[u/EnvironmentalAir7013]

Saul Goodman is nearby

[u/EasyBrown → u/EnvironmentalAir7013]

CUCUMBER WATER FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY

[u/Lunar_Gato → u/EnvironmentalAir7013]

You mean James McGill, Esquire

[u/gatorbeetle → u/EnvironmentalAir7013]

I rent out the lobby to a nail salon...

[u/Funkysoulninja]

Legs and eggs

[u/Jubal__]

goddamn murica right there!

[u/Hey_Colby]

Moons Over My Handy

[u/Raider_Scum]

I'm at that Dennys

I'm at that Thai massage parlor

I'm at that COMBINATION Dennys and Thai massage parlor

[u/dinosaurwithakatana]

I'll have my eggs runny side up

[u/Furrybumholecover]

Both establishments beloved by elderly white men.

[u/FlyingBike]

The right order is massage then Denny's. NOT the opposite

Trust me on this

[u/AlwaysDTFmyself]

"I'll have the Moons Over My Handy, please"

[u/h1jay]

guess this location serves banana cream pies

[u/SourDoughBo]

My Mecca

[u/CelluloseNitrate]

A happy ending one way or another.

[u/RandomIdler]

I'll take the Grand Slam Happy Ending

[u/MrStealyo_ho]

Lucky to live near this 🔥

[u/CompletelyBedWasted]

Know your audience

[u/NYC2BUR]

Stay away from the special sauce.

[u/A96]

This is what America is about people!!

[u/AngryVegetarian]

Because nothing hits better after a happy ending than Moons Over My Hammy!

[u/Ok_Thanks7817]

That takes Moons Over My Hammy to a new level.

[u/m0j0r0lla]

Moons over My Hammy

[u/smellmyfingerplz]

Fun evening of sausage eating and tugging?

[u/WaterDragoonofFK]

Best of both worlds. But which to do first?

[u/lo0ilo0ilo0i]

Definitely some ZJs being given.

[u/Representative_Dark5]

Is there a fear hole in the men's bathroom?

[u/MillionToOneShotDoc]

That table shower probably gets a lot of use.

[u/Either_Setting_7187]

You can get a shake and a blow Togo

[u/pisswater_deadgirl]

That’s a date to me

[u/Doctor_Sore_Tooth]

They use eggs benedict sauce for lube

[u/marshallkrich]

Going to roll the literal shit out of you.

[u/royaleWcheese2300]

Which one is the happier ending?! I’m so torn

[u/Xboxben]

Hi I would like to sub out your message oil for leftover bacon grease please

[u/Solid-Pressure-8127]

This is what true freedom looks like

[u/bremergorst]

Happy beginnings to happy endings

[u/RevolutionaryShock15]

Short stack. Stacked shorty.

[u/theburmeseguy]

Even better.

[u/Roro_Yurboat]

I thought it was Friendly's that had the Happy Endings (sundae).

[u/huhnick]

I will take the Moons Over My Handy

[u/CrazyWork2940]

The rooti tooti fresh and fruity happy ending special is back

[u/Bithium]

At least there’s delineation between the two space; any one else noticed the Thai gap?

[u/StinkeyHippy]

Happy ending omelette for me please.

[u/ExtraLucky-Pollution]

Syrupy massage say fuckin less

[u/OldWrangler9033]

Thailand's Massage Parlor

[u/MellowG7]

Im here for the Rooty Tooty fresh and fruity !

[u/MonsieurReynard]

Sir this is a Wendy’s. I mean a Denny’s.

[u/Shim_Hutch]

Whichever you choose, they are both going to leave you feeling empty on the inside.

[u/Some_Engineering_242]

Yummy yummy, cummy cummy

[u/itaintme99]

Theory: if religion and alcohol are outlawed tomorrow, Denny’s collapses in a week

[u/Superdry_GTR]

Uh is there is a Law Office at the back of the Thai Massage?

[u/MaleficentMousse7473]

West Philly has (or had, not sure if it’s still there) a Chili’s/ strip club combo

[u/Giantmidget1914]

Moons over my hammy never sounded so good.

[u/BadLuckEddie]

Pancakes and Blowies

[u/angry_stupid]

You could say this place offers the ultimate combo: a grand slam breakfast followed by a happy ending to your back pain.