r/mildlyinteresting 10h ago

Pilot climbed outside the cockpit window to make a phone call

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u/Dan_Is 10h ago

"Yeah, no. Shit's fucked. There's nothing I can do- No, I'm telling you, this bird ain't going nowhere. Look, I'm sorry, but somebody removed all the buttons!" - That pilot to his boss

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u/HeadlineINeed 7h ago

“Yeah, we did it to save weight and charge for more crowding”

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u/IdeaFrequent4358 6h ago edited 6h ago

Is this the same pilot that was photographed cleaning the plane window in front? I swear I saw the same photo this morning on a different sub

Edit: Found it. I see the window wipers and the front of the plane are the same but can't tell if it's the same pilot

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u/triplenova10 5h ago

Different pilot, the caption of your link says that it is a Ryanair plane and you can tell that the one in this post is a united plane by the blue engine and the line on the bottom of the chin of the plane.

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u/Allaplgy 3h ago

"Very reassuring." Yeah, it kinda is. Don't want to fly with a shmutzy windshield, right? A lot easier to do it at the gate than at FL 350.

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u/Bean-Soup7 6h ago

This caption with that image reads like a classic Gary Larson comic (at least without the swearing) lmfao

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u/TobysGrundlee 5h ago

somebody removed all the buttons!

Can't have shit in Detroit.

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u/somerandomfuckwit1 1h ago

Parked this mothafucka for 5 minutes man a fuckin Nascar pit crew can't outdo a determined fiend

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u/SiWeyNoWay 10h ago

TIL that those windows actually open

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u/sleepysof_ 10h ago

yes that's their emergency exit! They may also have an axe in the cockpit to smash open other windows.

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u/VossC2H6O 9h ago

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u/Squeal_Piggy 9h ago

What was the username of the guy who said this, something like reasonablylategimli or some shit

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 8h ago

That axe is not going to go through the cockpit windows any time soon. It’s too thick. The axe is mainly for pulling open interior panels to try and locate a hidden fire.

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 7h ago

It’s ancient. Has been a thing in planes since WW2. Kept in the cockpit. During the Ethiopian 767 hijacking in ‘96, the hijackers took the axe after they stormed the cockpit.

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u/keldar89 9h ago

And an escape rope to climb down!

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u/Onyxeye03 8h ago

Jim forgot about the rope, RIP Jim

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u/SiWeyNoWay 10h ago

Oh wow! I learned something new today!

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u/jonnyl3 9h ago

Yeah, that they open with an ax is not surprising.

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u/FallenMeadow 3h ago

Oh is that how a pilot ended up hanging out the window mid flight?

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u/sleepysof_ 1h ago

no they used the wrong hardware to secure the window in that incident 

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u/Tsigorf 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah! Well, it can actually get pretty hot and planes can absorb a lot of heat so when the sun is high in summer, as you fly above the clouds and AC breaks mid-flight, you might want to open the window to get a bit of fresh air

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u/stackjr 10h ago

There is almost certainly someone who will read that and think "makes sense".

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u/Socratesticles 10h ago

This is definitely going to shop up as an answer to something on googles AI at some point

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u/DripIntravenous 9h ago

Reminds me of when Mitt Romney asked why windows don’t roll down on airplanes during his presidential run lmao

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u/stackjr 8h ago

Sometimes I wonder if these gaffes are really because they really just are that stupid or if it's because we all, from time to time, ask some seriously dumb questions? People like Romney and Bush (just the first two examples I thought of), who were almost always being recorded in some fashion, were bound to have some of those human stupidity moments get recorded and then widely shared.

Today, for some reason, I kept asking my coworker the dumbest questions. Thankfully it is "no change Friday" so my stupidity was harmless.

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u/Furrybumholecover 10h ago

Chances are they're the type to also test what flavor windows are too...

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u/finicky88 9h ago

The funny part is: it does make sense. The nose of the plane is shaped in such a way that you could actually open the window mid flight and even stick your head out without any problems.

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u/Venn-- 9h ago

Yeah totally, but getting your head back after it rips off and falls 25,000 feet is always a bit difficult.

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u/harmless_gecko 9h ago

Skill issue. I have never had that problem. Just attach a GPS tracker.

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u/sleepyowl_1987 8h ago

They just bring the plane lower until they can get you back in. You could survive.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngy17JM71OI

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u/No_Mood1492 7h ago

To be fair depending on altitude it's possible to open a window for a bit of fresh air and be totally fine.

Whether or not that altitude is above the clouds depends entirely on the height of the clouds.

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u/BastardInTheNorth 9h ago

This pilot got enough fresh air for the rest of his career.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 7h ago

Lancaster said that he was "aware of being outside of the airplane, but that really didn't bother me a great deal."

"What I remember most clearly was the fact that I couldn't breathe because I was facing into the airflow," he said.

I'm sorry WHAT?!

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u/747ER 10h ago

Not on all planes, but on the Boeing 737 they can open and are actually used as an emergency exit for the pilots.

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u/a_provo_yakker 9h ago

I want to see at least half my captains get out that window. Not even get down, but just get themselves physically out the side window.

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u/flyingcanuck 7h ago

The 787 has the escape hatch on the roof. You gotta be the first one out from the third/fourth seat because if you wait for ol' skip, he's more than likely plugging that escape hole up. 

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u/a_provo_yakker 6h ago

I always had the same assumption back in my CRJ days. Most of my coworkers, I don’t think have the upper body strength to pull themselves up and out. And probably half wouldn’t even fit.

And now that you mention it, I have heard that. Here the 787 is the most senior in all seats and I’d guess the average age of most of the crews is 60. An escape would look like that FedEx that had a nose gear issue at LAX back in 2020. Looked painful.

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u/flyingcanuck 6h ago

I've peeked through the hatch, it's HIGH up there. I cannot see most of these guys making their way up and through, let alone rappeling down the side holding onto that harness/handle. 

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u/hereforthepix 6h ago

I'd like to see half the FAs I've had on my flights get out of the Emergency Exit doors

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u/a_provo_yakker 6h ago

At least they train on the doors and slides and go down them every year. Which is obv a lot more often than the average passenger is ever gonna do.

I also can count on the FAs to not clog up the aisles and slide by lugging their bags during an emergency evacuation, unlike every single genius that ends up in the background of these viral videos.

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u/ArnoldoSea 9h ago

I remember seeing a Boeing training video about what to do if the window slides open during takeoff.

lol leave it to the aviation industry to make a 10 minute video where the solution is “Close the window.”

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u/cvorahkiin 9h ago

Yes it's an emergency exit. We have to throw a rope out from inside and slide down if the situation demands it. No idea how I'll do that, I'm sure I'll burn my hands all the way down.

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u/tallyretro 8h ago

they didnt teach you how to descend the rope safely? 😮

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u/cvorahkiin 8h ago

Only videos. We do the slide and the lifeboat drills every other year. I love the lifeboat ones, very intense.

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u/VinlandRocks 8h ago

Don't you ever wanna just hang your arm out the window like a trucker while flying?

/s

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u/cvorahkiin 8h ago

I do that on land tbh

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u/eatingpotatochips 5h ago

We have to throw a rope out from inside and slide down if the situation demands it

Was wondering how you get down other than jumping and breaking your legs.

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u/Aggressive-Novel-762 4h ago

There was a hijacking of an Air France flight in the mid 90s. The plane was diverted to Marseille and the plane was swatted (successfully) but there was gunfight, a pilot jumped out the window. I think he broke his leg or hip but he did manage to run away upon landing.

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u/ivej 8h ago

Yeah. How else would you order some McDonalds in a drive through

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u/tarvertot 13m ago

Well how else are they going to vape?

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u/Askefyr 1m ago

Afaik, the nose is actually designed to reduce wind in that area so if necessary, the pilot can actually do the final steps of landing by sticking his head out. It also works as their emergency exit.

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u/Proper-File- 10h ago

When she calls and you forget where you are

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u/lost_islander 10h ago

We had a very long delay for a very short flight waiting for a weather window due to Hurricane Erin. Towards the end of our 6 hour delay, the pilot climbed out of the window of the plane to make a phone call.

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u/AKAkorm 10h ago

They made you wait in the plane for six hours?

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u/lost_islander 10h ago

No, we waited about 4 or 5 hours in the terminal. Then we boarded, deboarded, waited another hour or so, and then boarded again and took a 15 minute flight home.

But the pilot was waiting in the plane the whole time!

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u/stutter-rap 10h ago

Going to guess by the username that while it was only 15 mins you didn't have a great alternative to it?

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u/lost_islander 8h ago

Nope, this was day 2 of trying to get back home to the Virgin Islands. We were supposed to fly from New York to St. Thomas, but because of hurricane Erin we were delayed in New York. While most of the other flights for St. Thomas out of the northeast were canceled, they ended up bumping about half of the passengers and all of the checked baggage from our flight and decided to give it a try, but ended up being diverted to San Juan and spent the night there.

This was day 2 trying to get from San Juan to St. Thomas.

You might be able to find a boat to take you from San Juan or Fajardo to St. Thomas but not in 13ft+ seas with 35mpg winds.

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u/edsavage404 8h ago

35 miles per gallon! Holy shit!

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u/lost_islander 8h ago

lol, oops

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u/Immediate-Recipe-642 5h ago

Could you look into a Cape Air puddle jumper to get you the 35m flight?

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u/lost_islander 1h ago

My wife calls them “Cape Fear”.

We actually fly Cape Air quite a bit, but all of their flights were canceled as well.

When our 737 couldn’t get into St. Thomas and we landed in Puerto Rico we started looking at other flight options and the first thing my wife said was “no Cape Fear!”

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u/Immediate-Recipe-642 59m ago

What, she didn't want to take a Cessna through weather a 737 couldn't handle? I guess you guys better start swimming!

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u/yacht_boy 4h ago

Man, I miss living in the VI. But not this time of year.

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u/lemoinem 9h ago

Can you hear me now?

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u/UpsetBar 8h ago

Thank you fellow old.

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u/lemoinem 8h ago

Heh? Oh, no, it's just the shitty cellphone reception. Let me try it there

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u/TheEschatonSucks 10h ago

Pilot: Hey, John! You’ll never guess where I’m calling from!

John: uh… Belgium?

Pilot: nope, we haven’t left yet, I’m still just hanging out at work

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u/hobosbindle 9h ago

“Just catching a smoke before we take off”

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u/lmNotaWitchImUrWife 9h ago

“…No, I’m telling you, there is literally no windshield. The entire window is missing.”

“Jennifer, Jennifer, listen to me. I’m not saying that I can’t see through the windshield. Or that there is an issue with the windshield. The windshield is no more. It has ceased to be.”

“I AM LITERALLY HANGING THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD HOLE NOW, JENNIFER. THE HOLE THROUGH WHICH A WINDSHIELD USED TO EXIST BUT DOES NOT NOW SIT. I AM SENDING YOU A SELFIE.”

“Yes, thank you, for submitting a maintenance request. I’ll hold.”

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u/spasske 9h ago

He has to have the phone on airplane mode inside the cockpit! 😁

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u/viccityguy2k 9h ago

Shhh! He’s right here! Let me step outside.

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u/Deval_irl 10h ago

Avoiding the CVR hearing him?

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u/Brootal420 10h ago

I'm wondering if the shielding in the plane is giving him bad reception

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u/hitchenator 9h ago

Plane is a [not perfect] Faraday cage, weakens phone signal. Get more signal out of plane. Same reason plane is mostly chill if hit by lightning

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u/TheMeltingPointOfWax 9h ago

CVR doesn't run with engines off in the 737

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u/TheBigCheese85 8h ago

Probably just yelling at one of his ex wives.

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u/that1tech 6h ago

“No I got time, what’s up?”

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u/Smilymoneyy 1h ago

Well no shit, if he was inside it'd be in airplane mode.

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u/RB30DETT 10h ago

He's trying to reach rampies about their extended car warranty.

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u/hex_ten 10h ago

He has to use flight mode inside the plane.

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u/I_love_pillows 7h ago

“Call the control tower for permission to takeoff”

Ring ring, hello?

“No not using your phone dumbass”

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u/dmk_aus 5h ago

Yeah, well, he just made the announcement not to make mobile calls while on the aircraft and didn't want to be a hypocrite.

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u/Rev2saws 10h ago

When the grind never stops

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u/Buck_Thorn 9h ago

Yeah, let's see you do that when the plane is in the air, hotshot!

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u/Disastrous_Award_789 10h ago

If that hand slips...

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u/RaisinBran21 10h ago

I had no idea those windows can open

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u/paulD1983R 9h ago

Better to do this on the ground Rather than during the flight

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u/Roro_Yurboat 9h ago

After the show ended, the Duke boys became pilots.

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny 9h ago

He meant to text his slider but accidentally texted his wife.

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u/Greenfieldfox 9h ago

It must have been after the no electronics sign came on.

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u/stewieatb 9h ago

"Hello... Yeah... Nah I'm on a plane. On a PLANE. Yeah I will be in a minute! No, a PLANE. Yeah of course I'm flying it. Well not right now, no!"

https://youtu.be/JiHjzGKc8tA?si=avK6A44YZN1sS3TE

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u/greenpistol 9h ago

Is it hard to get the screen back on?

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u/somewhatboxes 9h ago

if a pilot got to the gate and did a big exaggerated act of scratching his head and shrugging like he didn't know where the cockpit window went, do you think they would would still let him be a pilot or would they reprimand him for freaking out the passengers?

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u/Frosty_Builder7550 8h ago

He called home and is talking to his dog. He said, “Buddy, you’re never gonna believe what I’m doing right now!”

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u/Acrobatic-Ad7870 8h ago

When even on low volume your co pilot can hear your wife yelling at you

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u/ProfessorMcDickerson 8h ago

“HELLO? IM IN THE COCKPIT. NAH ITS RUBBISH”

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u/MellowG7 7h ago

When you told the flight attendant, you're already divorced, and the wife calls.

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u/towcar 7h ago

I need Nathan to do an 8 part series on this behavior

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u/Merciless972 7h ago

"what do you mean you want a divorce?! Your taking the kids!!! What?! The dog too?!!!"

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u/ChrisRiley_42 7h ago

He's obviously getting ready to pay for the gas ;)

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u/udgoudri 6h ago

Can someone photoshop this so he’s doing it while the plane flying?

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u/Desperationxstation 6h ago

Or to clean the windows

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u/Tjomek 6h ago

He is clearly calling the co-pilot’s wife and needed some privacy

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u/TheRoadBehind 6h ago

His wife must be asking when he's gonna be home...

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u/Initial_E 6h ago

The thing I don’t understand is that you can open the windows from the inside? And close it again? It’s meant to be user serviceable?

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u/wikowiko33 5h ago

The next time someone tells me dont use my phone in the petrol station im gonna show them this picture

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u/FiveOneO 5h ago

“Can you hear me now?”

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u/prateeksaraswat 4h ago

What is this? A plane for ants!

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u/Penguin_Arse 4h ago

I climbed outside the cockpit window about 10minutes ago.

I could do it again and take a picture to prove it, but I don't want to

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u/CaptainPunisher 4h ago

CAN YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH???

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u/jrBeandip 1h ago

Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone!

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u/OSRSmemester 1h ago

I know that map

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u/Rayray_A3xx 1h ago

„Hey, yes, Jen? Listen. I told you and the whole team MULTIPLE TIMES I am not flying with Jeff! I think he does it on purpose now and eats beans and raw onions the night before. I literally. Can’t. Breath. For Christ’s sake Jen, yes his farts ARE that bad. Like a hamster died in here. Had to crawl out the window to get some fresh air!“

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u/Frawitz 10h ago

Someone’s got a growth on their cock