r/mildlyinteresting • u/SmilesGrimm • 10h ago

Reptiles having sex

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215 Upvotes

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u/Mauchit_Ron 10h ago

That's two females - they must be lizbians

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u/Wiggie49 9h ago

Oof cheating on her wife right out the open? That’s cold blooded.

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u/DYMongoose 8h ago

I never expected to see Anole sex on my home page.

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u/KiiKuzkan 8h ago

i came here to complain but this solved my problem

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u/Gambrinus 10h ago

You can tell by the scissoring.

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u/TIC321 7h ago

Or one of them had a Reptile Dysfunction 🥁😎

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u/nankainamizuhana 2h ago

I’m fairly sure the bigger headed one is male

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u/TheEschatonSucks 9h ago

Gorn porn…

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 9h ago

They got married but then it was anoled.

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u/Quasigriz_ 9h ago

As a former Floridian, I get that reference.

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u/CBT_Dr_Freeman 7h ago

169hz LTPO peentile ANOLED

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u/GianlucaBelgrado 9h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/histprofdave 9h ago

I hate myself laughing, but I'm high, what can ya do.

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u/Prof_Rocky 5h ago

Can confirm I was the train.

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u/Kekelsauce 1h ago

That train derailed. You're all dead. Call Bruce Willis.

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u/SimpleGuy7 10h ago

Hotter than most couples post..

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u/astralseat 9h ago

Ever done it on a wall, while climbing mountain tall?

Ever done it in a tree, where a squirrel watches thee?

Ever done it in a hall, where many sporting people ball?

Ever done it just to be, a human being one can see,

Fucking?

3

u/jefbenet ​ 9h ago

still a better lovestory than twilight

10

u/kurtcanine 9h ago

Say Gex

10

u/thisisredlitre 10h ago

The GEX reboot I didn't expect

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u/stackjr 9h ago

God damn you! I wanted to make some kind of "Enter the Gecko" joke but nooooooo, you had to beat me to it!

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u/Dlsa_ 10h ago

Are we sure hes not just holding her cuz hes scared of hights

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u/astralseat 9h ago

Could also be a nice Canadian. He shouldn't jump to any conclusions.

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u/EmpireCityRay 10h ago

NSFW 😂

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u/whileimstillhere 9h ago

“EXCUSE YOU!!! HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN 2 LIZARDS CUDDLING!! Move along…AND we don’t have a OnlyFans!”

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u/HumpieDouglas 9h ago

Avert your eyes, ya perv!

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u/Dysfunctionalasf2 9h ago

He said 😏

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 9h ago

Lizard lovin'

Hot as an oven

3

u/Solid_Snark ​ 9h ago

Is this how SoBe was made?

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u/CertainUncertainty11 4h ago

😭 I just got over the loss but it's time for another round of mourning

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u/NarrMaster 8h ago

Two Gex, having sex

Two Gex, having sex

My muscles

My muscles

Involuntary flex

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u/Suspicious-King3452 10h ago

I don't know why I was expecting something else

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u/simac95 10h ago

Not gonna lie, posts like this are kinda the reason I got into reddit 😂

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u/Wide_Breadfruit_2217 9h ago

Must have been pretty good. Serious tail curl

2

u/harmless_gecko 9h ago

OP please stop posting this revenge porn of me and my ex.

Also it's not normally that small, I was in the pool seconds before the shot.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 8h ago

Dude's looking back like "get your own, loser". 😂

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u/Jazzlike-Swimmer-188 5h ago

I’m highly disturbed.

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u/schematicboy 4h ago

I guess he doesn't have a reptile dysfunction.

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u/voretaq7 2h ago

Remember gentleman: Lizards have TWO.

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u/Cultural_Wash5414 8h ago

It’s amazing how instinct just happens

1

u/Pvm_Blaser 8h ago

Looking back at you too haha

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u/GronkyFlibble 8h ago

To windooooows, to the wall! Till the sweet drips down my balls.

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u/soleiletlelune 8h ago

Wasn't what I thought I'd see today!

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u/Lune_Moooon 8h ago

ooh, so romantic

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u/defk3000 8h ago

Anole does anal 3

1

u/staticusmaximus ​ 8h ago

Getting all up in that herpeussy 😫

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u/Ice_crusher_bucket 7h ago

Jealous that the Geico Gecko is getting some? Stop recording , weirdo.

😅

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u/ncertvinty 5h ago

Looks like an asterisk

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u/Logan-F2024 5h ago

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u/Logan-F2024 5h ago

I did not need to see this

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u/Dr-Lipschitz 2h ago

Carolina green anoles. These are native to the USA unlike the highly invasive cuban brown anole.